#he's a full grown man -_-
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I think Alfred needs his own prompt š»(dp x dc)
Alfred had died.
(It was a bit of a waste of timeā he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)
(How frivolous.)
As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.
The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way outā navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.
Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.
#dp x dc#imagine. Just. Alfred. Busting through the fabric of the universe because the alternative is that Bruce has to manage his own groceries#and. Sure. Bruce is Batman. Alfred knows fully well that he COULD#but also he knows full well that he represents the last vestiges of parental love for his grown adult kid and he knows that even know he's#Bruce's only confidant that the man has full and complete trust in. Alfred would genuinely rather fight his way back to earth than to force#bruce to mourn another parent#also. There are for sure going to be more grandkids. SOMEONE has to be there while Bruce is busy mismanaging his interpersonal relationship#alfred pennyworth#Also. Infinite Realms tour!!#this gives an excuse to explore more of the ghost-zone based Danny Phantom cast and maybe even some overlap with the main#ghost zone#danny phantom#just. world's most insufferable cast versus world's most stoic british man#IMAGINE. ALFRED VERSUS SPECTRA. STIFF UPPER LIP VERSUS A WHOLE LIFE OF TRAUMA TO ABUSE#dpxdc#dcxdp
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VERY LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS REMINDER that Rafayel canonically has done Murdersā¢, and even showed up to one of the guy's funeral and mocked him via flowers and a dirge.
That man ain't just your boyfailure, he's your "I know a guy" and the fact that he can mask that so well is downright terrifying and worthy of your respect, honesty.
#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#lnds rafayel#babeycoding is all fun and games until you forget the ACTUAL CANON CONTENT#that man is a full grown murderer (and we support him in that role Raymond had it coming)#yes hes UwUšø but hes ALSO š”š¹āæš¹š”
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The duality of this man
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon spoilers#mithrun dungeon meshi#mithrun#my post#he's somehow such a freak and also my squishy#and that's why i looooooveeee himmmm#that's a full grown ass man but I truly believe I could hold him in my hands
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Poor Sun
#sundrop#fnaf daycare attendant#moondrop#mad scientist au#my art#also fyi sun is most likely fully in his late 30s- 40s in this au#like it takes awhile to get ur phd and then get your own lab#Pfppft he truly is a full grown man asking for cuddles#moon is baby#itās so funny if I were to make a scale of the ages of my sun and moons in different aus#mad scientist au sun and moon would be at the two opposite extremes
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Atreus when he sneaks into Asgard and is immediately bullied by Grown Adult Heimdall
#at his grown adult age picking fights with a teenager#embarrassing#a full physical altercation#are you not embarrassed#heās 14 heās a baby#then his dad shows up#god of war ragnarok spoilers#I guess#god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war 4#god of war heimdall#heimdall#gow heimdall#gow atreus#god of war atreus#atreus#correction: his voice actor was 40+#a GROWN man#bullying a child#bro?#Heimdall is a full adult man fighting with the Ghost of Sparta#another full adult man beavsue Heimdall refuses to stop picking on his son#āIām going to beat your son upā sir that is a baby
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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on the love of siblings. on an all-abiding care that outlives time itself.
the fall of the house of usher, Steven Berkoff // Sophocles // Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement // ?
#i might pretend like i hate my baby brother but i would kill for that little guy#i say little guy but heās a full grown man and taller than me and looks approx. 30 years old#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#jinx and vi#vi and jinx#web weave#web weaving#word web#word webbing#jinx arcane#vi arcane#on siblings#on sisters
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started watching criminal mindsā¦ yeahā¦
#I love him#criminal minds#hotch#aaron hotchner#agent hotchner#heās so silly#littlest man alive#(heās a full grown man who carries a gun)
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happy birthday to my dear friend @venomnipx and our charmac AU we have together !!!!!
#charmac#charlie kelly#mac mcdonald#cat <3 mac 4 ever#iasip#always sunny#my art#CANNOT BELIEVE GS AU IS SO OLD ITS MY LITTLE BABY š#AND ALSO WARREN IS SO OLD HE IS A FULL GROWN MAN WHAT THE HELL#YIPPIE#one day we will officially release out AU to the world and yall will eat it up trust
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Great is a 30-year-old man, but episode seven of Wandee Goodday could've told me he was a 19-year-old child, and I would've went with it.
Because every time Yak looked sad, I was thinking about how the world was hurting Yei and Cher's only child. Their precious son was in pain!
And each time he was dealt another blow, he looked younger in my eyes. Here he is as a 15-year-old.
When Yei pulled him up by his shirt and threw the boxing gloves behind him, he was 12.
I have baby-fied this man, and the SECOND he said "Doc" in that tiny little voice the way he did, I would have given him EVERYTHING he wanted!
If he wanted a bouncy house, he would get a bouncy house. If he wanted fideo, I would've gotten up right then and there and made him fideo. If he just wanted to put his head in my lap and cry, I would've gotten a cramp in my leg because I wouldn't have moved until he was ready to get up as the little space-themed night light glowed in his room.
Yak is now tesorito (my little treasure).
And only Kao can come over to the house.
The rest of y'all are on notice for hurting mi cielo.
#wandee goodday#yak is mi cielo y mi tesorito#yak is baby#and I'm mad at everyone for hurting him#full grown man and he is getting baby-fied#great the actor you are!#I never want kids but I'll adopt Yak any day#I'd make him the best PB and J with strawberry jam instead of grape#because that's what mi hijo deserves#Yak is about to get the elite treatment that Mexican moms reserve only for their sons#meaning he will be spoiled and smothered with love#throw in Moo from Only Boo too#they'd get everything they want AND MORE
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Galadriel: * holding Adar in a chokehold,knife to his throat,as a hostage *
Adar: so what are we?
#Sauronās eyebrow twitching in the distance#Sauron killing another Uruk as he throws another full-grown man tantrum#lotr#trop#rings of power#the rings of power#Special mention to#haladriel#saurondriel#adar#galadriel
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good teacher
#oc#oc art#me when i bully my own students#what a great guy#did i mention hes like in his mid 20s or something#you are a full grown man sir!!!!#stop picking on people who are barely past 10!!!#abuse tw#tw abuse
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as a native chinese, i feel like some of yall are taking the gods in lego monkie kid a bit too seriously. i understand why it feels iffy to ship / make silly content of deities that people worship irl (eg. nezha, sun wukong) but itās a phenomenon on chinese social media too. c-netizens ship the fictionalized versions of these gods, which the gods of lego monkie kid are. they arenāt the actual gods people worship; theyāre slightly tweaked versions of the book characters, just like any other chinese adaptation or retelling of jttw (and such stories like fsyy) also, no, nezha isnāt a child, in lmk or jttw or sometimes irl. just because heās often depicted in child form doesnāt make him an immortal child. eros / cupid is often depicted as a winged baby, and he has a wife and kids. itās basically the same thing here. nothing in lmk suggests that nezha is a child (his voice, his appearance, his personality etc. all imply he is an adult), and while heās described as youthful in jttw, heās already 1700+ years old by then and gods can shapeshift. people only think heās an immortal baby because thatās a popular depiction of him, since one of his prominent myths is set during his childhood. but as long as youāre talking about the god nezha (fictionalized or the religious figure) and not the human child nezha, then thatās an adult [edit: the last sentence couldve been worded better. i would summarize it as āimmortal youth nezha is a valid depiction and is popularized by mythology, but adult god nezha exists too and they are NOT mutually exclusiveā]
#iām not even here for shipping discourse ie. āyou canāt ship nezha w anyone cuz heās a child!ā#i dont ship him with anyone thatās never been my focus#i just dislike misinformation#if you understand that cupid and eros are adult gods despite often being depicted as babies then why donāt you understand this#and in case i need to clarify i hate pr*sh*pping i dont support it#the fact is that any lmk nezha ship simply isnāt a pr*sh*p because heās a full grown man#never once in the show does he act or sound like a child so why is this such a widespread belief??#iād get it if the show was about him as a child going on his killing spree#but lmk is clearly set millennia after that#also abt the ādont ship deitiesā thing i understand seeing non-cn fans treat chinese gods like fairytale characters is frustrating#but to me since lmk characters arenāt very accurate to their real life religious counterparts they are not the same ppl#like i see swk fanart and think āswk the lmk characterā and not āswk the daoist godā yknow#but thatās only my opinion i wont say iām totally right i wonāt argue if youāre daoist or buddhist and find it offensive#lego monkie kid#lmk#jttw#journey to the west#lmk nezha#lmk swk#lmk sun wukong#age discourse#immortal child depictions of nezha do exist that doesnāt mean the god is always a child#and in FICTION. yknow SHOWS and STORIES. not worship. if the story says heās an adult then thatās what he is#so like. statue of baby nezha = baby#statue of adult nezha = adult. it does not mean every single depiction of nezha is a child#donāt generalize things and do not infantalize him
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I love that scene in the archives when Kipps needles Lockwood about his family in The Screaming Staircase because the emotions are like:
Lockwood: tense, angry, upset but trying to control himself
Lucy: confused, concerned for Lockwood, frustrated
George:
#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#george cubbins#lucy carlyle#lockwood library#lockwoodlibrary#and it needs to be added - George does not know about Jessica yet#he only suspects something happened to Lockwoodās family when Lockwood was young#he doesnāt know the details#He doesnāt know whatās in the room at this point#but when Kipps opens his grown man mouth and starts putting pressure on a real pain point of *a kid* whoās his friend#George sits up takes out the full-service set and spills so so much scalding hot tea#How does he know all this? Does he still talk to some Fittes people? Does he overhear gossip in the archives?#Does he have a Fuck you Fittes notebook where he compiles their fuckups on the side? āHighest rateā sounds like he did the math!#Never explained! and I love that!#George is hilarious bc from the start you really feel Lucy and Lockwood live to be agents and thatās kind of their sole thing#to the great detriment of their mental health btw#But George is like nah I have a life.
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Here have a luigi
It's the BAAAAABE.
#sometimes its easy to forget that THAT'S a full grown man š#like#he's super adorable#hard to imagine what hed look like in real life
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Had to sketch the dog man for national puppy day
#just a teen and his 7 baby dogs#and full grown man pakkun because im sure he was born a full grown man#i imagine hes like 14ish here idk#idk drawing teens is hard!! im bad at this!!#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#ninken#ill be normal and not tag all of the kids#national puppy day#i guess!! lmao#jvart#nart#naruto fanart#also this is the second dogs in the bed at sunrise comp ive done this month someone euthanize me before its too late š«”
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