#he's a full grown man -_-
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faeriekit Ā· 4 months ago
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I think Alfred needs his own prompt šŸ‘»(dp x dc)
Alfred had died.
(It was a bit of a waste of timeā€” he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)
(How frivolous.)
As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.
The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way outā€” navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.
Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.
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dawnbreakersgaze Ā· 5 months ago
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VERY LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS REMINDER that Rafayel canonically has done Murdersā„¢, and even showed up to one of the guy's funeral and mocked him via flowers and a dirge.
That man ain't just your boyfailure, he's your "I know a guy" and the fact that he can mask that so well is downright terrifying and worthy of your respect, honesty.
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mithrun-house-of-kerensil Ā· 8 months ago
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The duality of this man
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ohno-the-sun Ā· 8 months ago
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Poor Sun
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Atreus when he sneaks into Asgard and is immediately bullied by Grown Adult Heimdall
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sluckythewizard Ā· 3 months ago
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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sentientsky Ā· 8 days ago
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on the love of siblings. on an all-abiding care that outlives time itself.
the fall of the house of usher, Steven Berkoff // Sophocles // Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement // ?
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sotokopp Ā· 4 months ago
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started watching criminal mindsā€¦ yeahā€¦
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thrutheinferno Ā· 7 months ago
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happy birthday to my dear friend @venomnipx and our charmac AU we have together !!!!!
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respectthepetty Ā· 6 months ago
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Great is a 30-year-old man, but episode seven of Wandee Goodday could've told me he was a 19-year-old child, and I would've went with it.
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Because every time Yak looked sad, I was thinking about how the world was hurting Yei and Cher's only child. Their precious son was in pain!
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And each time he was dealt another blow, he looked younger in my eyes. Here he is as a 15-year-old.
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When Yei pulled him up by his shirt and threw the boxing gloves behind him, he was 12.
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I have baby-fied this man, and the SECOND he said "Doc" in that tiny little voice the way he did, I would have given him EVERYTHING he wanted!
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If he wanted a bouncy house, he would get a bouncy house. If he wanted fideo, I would've gotten up right then and there and made him fideo. If he just wanted to put his head in my lap and cry, I would've gotten a cramp in my leg because I wouldn't have moved until he was ready to get up as the little space-themed night light glowed in his room.
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Yak is now tesorito (my little treasure).
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And only Kao can come over to the house.
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The rest of y'all are on notice for hurting mi cielo.
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serailovesbagelsetc Ā· 4 days ago
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Galadriel: * holding Adar in a chokehold,knife to his throat,as a hostage *
Adar: so what are we?
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dovewingkinnie Ā· 7 months ago
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good teacher
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steamedlotusroot Ā· 2 months ago
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as a native chinese, i feel like some of yall are taking the gods in lego monkie kid a bit too seriously. i understand why it feels iffy to ship / make silly content of deities that people worship irl (eg. nezha, sun wukong) but itā€™s a phenomenon on chinese social media too. c-netizens ship the fictionalized versions of these gods, which the gods of lego monkie kid are. they arenā€™t the actual gods people worship; theyā€™re slightly tweaked versions of the book characters, just like any other chinese adaptation or retelling of jttw (and such stories like fsyy) also, no, nezha isnā€™t a child, in lmk or jttw or sometimes irl. just because heā€™s often depicted in child form doesnā€™t make him an immortal child. eros / cupid is often depicted as a winged baby, and he has a wife and kids. itā€™s basically the same thing here. nothing in lmk suggests that nezha is a child (his voice, his appearance, his personality etc. all imply he is an adult), and while heā€™s described as youthful in jttw, heā€™s already 1700+ years old by then and gods can shapeshift. people only think heā€™s an immortal baby because thatā€™s a popular depiction of him, since one of his prominent myths is set during his childhood. but as long as youā€™re talking about the god nezha (fictionalized or the religious figure) and not the human child nezha, then thatā€™s an adult [edit: the last sentence couldve been worded better. i would summarize it as ā€œimmortal youth nezha is a valid depiction and is popularized by mythology, but adult god nezha exists too and they are NOT mutually exclusiveā€]
#iā€™m not even here for shipping discourse ie. ā€œyou canā€™t ship nezha w anyone cuz heā€™s a child!ā€#i dont ship him with anyone thatā€™s never been my focus#i just dislike misinformation#if you understand that cupid and eros are adult gods despite often being depicted as babies then why donā€™t you understand this#and in case i need to clarify i hate pr*sh*pping i dont support it#the fact is that any lmk nezha ship simply isnā€™t a pr*sh*p because heā€™s a full grown man#never once in the show does he act or sound like a child so why is this such a widespread belief??#iā€™d get it if the show was about him as a child going on his killing spree#but lmk is clearly set millennia after that#also abt the ā€œdont ship deitiesā€ thing i understand seeing non-cn fans treat chinese gods like fairytale characters is frustrating#but to me since lmk characters arenā€™t very accurate to their real life religious counterparts they are not the same ppl#like i see swk fanart and think ā€œswk the lmk characterā€ and not ā€œswk the daoist godā€ yknow#but thatā€™s only my opinion i wont say iā€™m totally right i wonā€™t argue if youā€™re daoist or buddhist and find it offensive#lego monkie kid#lmk#jttw#journey to the west#lmk nezha#lmk swk#lmk sun wukong#age discourse#immortal child depictions of nezha do exist that doesnā€™t mean the god is always a child#and in FICTION. yknow SHOWS and STORIES. not worship. if the story says heā€™s an adult then thatā€™s what he is#so like. statue of baby nezha = baby#statue of adult nezha = adult. it does not mean every single depiction of nezha is a child#donā€™t generalize things and do not infantalize him
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indelen Ā· 2 months ago
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I love that scene in the archives when Kipps needles Lockwood about his family in The Screaming Staircase because the emotions are like:
Lockwood: tense, angry, upset but trying to control himself
Lucy: confused, concerned for Lockwood, frustrated
George:
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jelly-fish-wishes Ā· 4 months ago
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Here have a luigi
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It's the BAAAAABE.
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jvnart Ā· 8 months ago
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Had to sketch the dog man for national puppy day
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