#he’s vegan

[ask-the-celestial-family]

hey Moon Lunar, do you guys like Japanese food too?

Also got the kiddos some mushroom squishmellow plushies. *hands them said plushies*

I fucking love Japanese food. Sushi is top tier. Awww, tiny little mushroom plushies for the twins. -Moon💙

Moon, you’re vegetarian. Some sushi has fish. -Lunar💮

Not all of them do. But either way. Animals don’t deserve to be eaten, but the fish will pay for their sins. -Moon💙

[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[crimge-but-free]

finally finished it :---) thank you christmas break. unfortunately (as usual) i fucked up the shading so flat version it is. hope you enjoy long hair madness 🌟

[kitkat-the-muffin]

I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end

Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)

Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes

[arguablysomaya]

Babs: Why are you eating tofu?

Dick: I'm trying to convince Jason I'm a vegan

Babs: Why?

Dick: I've been stealing chicken from his fridge and if I'm vegan, he can't accuse me of stealing it

Babs: Why not just buy your own chicken?

Dick: this is much more fun, watch

Jason: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?

[mysterious-trail-of-goop]

^this is what i mean when i say Damian Wayne has kitten energy

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Billy Batson, who got his sixth case of vampirism in his lifetime, cracking open a bottle of coconut water: Aint gonna get me this time either universe!

Joker, straightjacketed up in his cell: Something funny is happening and I’m not involved…

[bobzillashiftwoods]

[seabeck]

My brother and his girlfriend, both vegan, have decided to dabble in eating meat again but only if it’s wild. So far they’ve tried roadkill deer backstrap (they said it’s the best steak they’ve ever had, I’ve been marinating it and cooking it medium rare) and trout. We also have some carp in the freezer but neither of us have gotten around to it yet.

[diet-cokette]

kind of hate actual lifestyle movements that get co-opted into an aesthetic. like. minimalism, zero-waste, veganism, witchcraft, etc. they all are basically free ways to live life more simply. but all these corporations and influencers co-opted the movements and made them fucking aesthetics to be packaged and sold.

only buying what you need/really want is minimalism, but no, you need to make your house looked stripped down and ugly and beige to be a True Minimalist. a PBJ is vegan. but no, you need sunflower seed butter and special chia seed jam and sprouted bread to be a True Vegan. re-using your plastic tupperware grandma gave you is literally zero-waste, but no, you need NO PLASTIC WHATSOEVER OR YOULL GO TO ZERO WASTE HELL. Most witchcraft spells can be used with items from around the house, but no you need like 30 crystals, exotic herbs, and several tarot card sets to be a True Witch.

Honestly, it disgusts me. The whole point of these lifestyles is to be anti-consumerist, anti-status quo, anti-industrial. The whole point is to be pro-independence, pro-earth, pro-humanity, pro-animal. But regardless, the capitalist greed machine never stops. Shouldn't be surprised because even holy days like Christmas or Samhain (Halloween) they make into a marketplace.

[cannedchelsea]

sparks

[forcebookish]

he's only a baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺

BOOK KASIDET as ARM ANON Perfect 10 Liners, ep.1

[solunarwitch]

If Wallace really felt nothing, why couldn't he keep his hands off him hmmm?

[bowenoke]

"the watchers top-surgeried grian" comic is in my brain at all times. perfect mix of comedy and horror and comedy out of horror. please let me think about something else though i have exams but this piece of art is like moss that grew in my brain wrinkles

I'm sorry, the only way i got it out was to draw it. best i can do for you is to replace it with different bullshit

mumbo jumbo communism

meme ref the watchers top surgeried grian

[angelsdean]

ok but the way jack is immediately like "don't tell sam" abt the cookie crunch like yes it's a funny moment but thinking abt it for one second longer it's like ohhh so sam is annoying abt Everyone's eating habits, not just dean's? insufferable man. to quote dean: these are your issues, quit dumping them on [others]

[hallowshumour]

2 new designs, also for deans world. 🐗👾🦒🌼