#don’t let him fool you

[lily-drake]

Arnold is full of crap

In the latest episode Arnold says this:

And he says it all threatening. Like, “if you do anything that will get in my way, I’ll ’get rid of you’”. And you know what, I’ve got The Receipts that this man is full of crap, and I’m here to expose him!!!!

“Don’t make me rid of you” my butt. P.S. there’s no sin in the novels. If you want context I’m happy to explain it later.

[dam-mar]

Bruce: I got worried when you didn’t come back.

Terry: Bet you brought one of your old bat suits with you.

Bruce: You’ll never know.

[eyes-blazing]

What is your favorite thing to do on a date?

“Uh…well I guess that depends on who I’m taking out. If it’s someone who likes a party I’d take them to a club or a bar, somewhere we could drink and dance. If it’s someone who’s more low key maybe a nice restaurant or something. Different dates for different people ya know.”

“And if they’re someone who doesn’t do well in a crowd I’d bring them to my place, make them a nice dinner, let them see my art room. Maybe go out of a museum about their interests or if the weathers nice and orchard or secluded park. Anything so I could spend time with them”

[antvnger]

Honk!

*bites your butt*

-Goose Anon

(Back to being a little shit 😈)

OW! SHIT! That hurt!

Oh it’s you.

Welcome back, Goose Anon you lil shit.

[ask-the-celestial-family]

hey Moon Lunar, do you guys like Japanese food too?

Also got the kiddos some mushroom squishmellow plushies. *hands them said plushies*

I fucking love Japanese food. Sushi is top tier. Awww, tiny little mushroom plushies for the twins. -Moon💙

Moon, you’re vegetarian. Some sushi has fish. -Lunar💮

Not all of them do. But either way. Animals don’t deserve to be eaten, but the fish will pay for their sins. -Moon💙

[cameronsprincess]

there are no words for how hot he looked tied up🫠

𝙾𝙱𝚇 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝟺 - 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟸 | 𝚁𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝙿𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙽𝚘. 𝟽

[jjkyaoi]

jegulus work so well together because they are both people who fundamentally can’t do anything casual, that love so deeply that once they get into a relationship it’s some to death do us part shit and NOTHING else. match my freak? girl match my devotion

[a-celestial-dream]

Sleepy Kitty -Pt. 2

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i think that if u called sugu your good boy his non existent tail would start wagging

[ithacas-prince]

“He.. was my dad’s old dog. He accompanied me all the time!” He smiled.

Open Starter — Hold Him Down

tw: blood, attempted murder, or just plain murder if you don’t make it on time-

Set in an alternate universe—NOT canon to the blog.

Telemachus docked his ship, he hadn’t reached his father.. but he was still with a smile on his face.

He wasn’t aware of the men planning to murder him from afar. They’d been warned to not do so—but..

The prince heard approaching footsteps, many of them—to be exact. Against the smooth sand.

He didn’t have the chance to speak or process anything. Because seconds later, he was getting held down.

Telemachus kicked and screamed, he was shaking. But one of the men grabbed a dagger, preparing to slit his throat.

taglist: @sunlights-daughter , @penelope-is-waiting , @penelope-simp , anyone else!

[gettingsilly]

i’m sorry but re2 leon is the biggest pervert in my mind. of course he’s drinking his respect women juice when he meets you but he’s also imagining what you’d look like gagging on his cock. like he wants to spit in your mouth so bad?? but then he would also throw his jacket on the ground so you don’t have to walk in a puddle.

he’s so conflicted fr. he feels terrible about it because you’re so sweet but the sweeter you are the harder he wants to fuck you. it drives him insane. he wants to give you the world but he also wants to tie you to his bed and use you like a toy it’s tough for this rookie cop

[domesticlion]

barnaby brooks jr if he inherited his father’s receding hairline. extremely scary image

[cod-dump]

Ghost to Soap: Do I touch myself when I think of you? Yea, touching my temples ‘cause you’re a headache

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai listens to this with more intrigue than he probably should’ve] good bribes, good bribes [he nods along appreciatively] Im sure the mafia helped with that… why the new blankets though? That seems to stick out a lot [he yawns, as though bored]

[Dazai beams as Chuuya actually laughs] great one even! And I know i know, you said that already. I’m eating the crab [he rolls his eyes lightheartedly before actually started to eat the crab instead of just mess with it]

(Continuing the thread here @winewinebloodwine)

[cecoeur]

Daniel Ricciardo preparing on the grid pre-race.

Australian Grand Prix | 📸 - Peter Fox

[divorceblogger]

vampire daniel’s like if a kid had really bad vibes and also kind of deserved to be beaten up a bit about it