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completely-real-rocklee · 2 years ago

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Leeeee…do you think Gaara is cute

I FIND IT REALLY YOUTHFUL AND HANDSOME THAT GAARA TRIED TO KILL ME MORE THAN ONCE

#naruto #rock lee #gaara #rock lee answers #gaalee #he doesn’t know #he’s too busy thinking about fighting #Tsunade desperately trying to make this kid adderal

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old-desert · 1 month ago

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Inktobertale 2024 Day 5: Camping

Cross doesn't know that the first law of the multiverse is that there's nowhere Ink can't be.

#inktobertale2024 #inktobertale #utmv #utau #undertale multiverse #undertale #undertale au #my art #desert art #art tag #ink sans #ink #ink!sans #girlie too busy to do lighting does bootleg lightning (me I'm the girlie)#I really like the idea of a Cross that is so new to the bad sanses gang (and to the multiverse)#he thinks he will not be bumping into any of the 'good guys' outside of battle #he doesn't know Ink comes over to Night's castle to game nights. he's been coming over longer than Cross even knew the multiverse exists #in my vision Ink does the star sanses bit as a friend thing. he's not a full member and he doesn't exactly stand for all of its values #but he does participate ocassionally #not because he doesn't care. but because he cares enough about his friends to take part in a thing that is important to them (fighting evil #so outside of that he really is just doing whatever and being friends with whoever #ok ramble over goodbye #cross sans #cross #killer #killer sans #dust sans #dust #horror sans #horror

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shanastoryteller · 2 months ago

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it would make dean fucking furious, but i actually love the idea that jack sometimes calls sam "sammy" and that sam lets him. he's the only one besides dean that doesn't get "it's sam"

jack is always watching dean, and while part of that is search for dean's approval, the rest is because it teaches him how to interpret and be loved by sam

he calls him sammy when he's scared, or worried, or even relieved (seeing sam after lucifer brought him back would definitely elicit a sammy)

dean says it and it's sammy (protected)

jack says it and it's sammy (protector)

i also think he's seen dean and sam hug each other, sees how sam scrunches himself up so dean can still get his arms over his shoulders and folds beneath his brother. and when sam hugs jack, he hugs him sort of like dean hugs him, like how jack thinks dean used to hug sam twenty years ago

being enveloped, sam hunching over to keep him tucked into him, and for a moment jack feels like nothing can get to him

(sam used to feel this way too)

#the lack of jack and sam fic is terrible #he could have been either the son of lucifer or the son of samuel and he chose sam #also while if you think about it too long dean and jack's relationship is tragic bc deans a jerk #it's also potentially very funny if you lean into the comedy of the blatant jealousy #john and mary worried that dean would feel slighted with a new baby in the house #and instead their 4 year old just became obsessed with being a big bother and skipped all that older sibling jealousy #but it comes out full force against jack who's taking sammy's love and attention and i think they should just straight up fight over it #for the comedy #jack and dean jockying for time with sam #his affection #his good opinion #sam has told them to knock it off and play nice with mixed results #castiel is too busy laughing his ass off #or as close to it as he gets #supernatural #fandom ficcery

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laniidae-passerine · 3 months ago

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Louis is such a Catholic good girl btw. Gets courted by a wealthy gentleman for months before they even kiss. Married in a church. Gets himself a precious baby daughter because he’s been dreaming of that perfect family since he was a little girl. Loyal to his man not even multiple deaths can separate them. Says Hail Mary like fifty billion times to cancel out the anal sex he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy but also calls that dick his personal black tar heroin. Gonna lie to everybody he meets including himself. Feels guilt for a century about things that weren’t his fault but also kinda doesn’t give a shit about the things he did do. God’s gonna see him through <3

#every semi-closeted catholic lesbian is like yeah I think I saw heaven when we kissed. but I’m not gay!!!!#saw the gates when she spread her legs but I didn’t have a good time. I’m not a lesbian. I’m straight.#ldpdl is not at lestat’s concert he is too busy reblogging images of lambs on this website to go outside #like I do think part of him would learn about coquette and feel drawn to it #claudia’s pink plush coffin was sooooo louis’ doing. that may be his adopted daughter and his gay marriage #but he’s catholic enough to not let go of gender roles completely. her coffin will be PINK because she’s a GIRL. and she will wear CHIFFON.#I do not want to think about the fight that would have ensued the first time claudia frowned at a dress and asked to wear trousers #he did not raise a young lady with no manners what do you think you are one of those boys out there playing tough? put on the skirt now #anywayyyy he’s sooooooooo <3 #ldpdl #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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ruporas · 2 years ago

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soft (and some bittersweet)

#trigun stampede #trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #i think they both spent majority of their lives in solitude and ofc vash went town to town and made friendships promises and etc along the w #way + he had his home and whatnot in the long years he's been alive but he still just seemed so lonely.#in prior versions of trimax he had friends at home at least and maybe he mightv made some but luida and brad are basically just his #guardians in this adaption. like brad used to be a homie.... vash watched that little dude grow up.... and jessica too.... but he doesn't #have that in this adaption. nor a town like july where he had grown close to the townspeople and shaped that tragedy to be closer to his #heart. and wolfwood spent years fighting under the eom and doing shit under their jurisdiction when we saw him so adamantly try to reject #and fight back against that fate. i dont think he had a second at all to get familiar with townspeople or even care to #so its just these two lonely ass souls and vash immediately seeing the good in ww and points it out #ww who is under orders again to be involved in vash's business but he's also SO touchy about it bc vash is so careless and lack that self #regard and also just is not seeing the world that ww is seeing. but then vash helps him and saves him by sharing a piece of what /he/ sees #and it fucking. rescrambled ww's brain for a sec. HE GAVE HIM HOPE!!! he gave him hope!!!! and in turn ww gave vash hope too and its #all done in like 3-4 eps. there's so much fervent attachment in what they managed to give each other in such a short time #but theyre limited to the contract to the inevitable confrontation with knives - so while theyd want to give into that chance to love this #person who managed to give them smth special they just can't at all #ruporas art

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hellogoodbyeitsme · 3 months ago

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[Damian in the Minecraft server excitedly showing Jon his extensive (and ethical) farms that he made while Jon was banned from Minecraft to focus on studying for tests at school]

Jon: ... yeah, you're so shit at Minecraft. Looks nice though!

Damian: ?! what do you mean? I worked hard on these????

Jon: *sigh* I'll show you what a real Minecraft farm looks like!

[Jon brings him to his "farm" and proudly shows off the fact you cannot tell the pixels apart as there are so many animals in one spot]

Damian: I....... have no words for this. Our friendship is about to end over this. Think of their feelings.

Jon: but this is how you play Minecraft 😭😭 next you're going to tell me you don't even eat the animals at your farm and they're just decorative 😭

Damian: I'M A VEGETARIAN. 😡😡😡😡 I MAKE BREAD. 😡😡😡😡😡😡 LOG BACK OUT. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

#hi I'm obsessed with thinking about them having an mc server but it's just the two of them #in my head Jon is 100000% the type of kid who watched people playing mc all the time but never found #fun in playing by himself so he forced Dami to play it with him #so he theoretically knows how to do a lot of stuff but practically is kind of unskilled #like he knows how to enchant his stuff he knows redstone contraptions he can do anything but he CANNOT avoid creepers or endermen #and dami is like 'i'm living my domestic dreams here'#dami would stumble across a bunch of diamonds and then try to get them with a wood pickaxe and then Jon would scream #once he understands how to mine diamonds correctly he doesn't even use them he just puts them in a chest for Jon to use #jon is like 'i want to fight the enderdragon plz come with me' and dami is like 'im busy building a railway system so I can easily #go between our house and the local villages #he probably likes to rebuild/fix up/improve the villages too #jon comes back from a long trip to the nether and Damian is halfway through building his own server batcave #jon kent #damian wayne #damijon #jondami #sorry I'm not gonna shut up about this for a minute I need to heal my inner child

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storytellering · 6 days ago

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Hope you're watching, boy.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #rdr #vandermorston #vandermorgan #vandermarston #morston #HOW DO I EVEN TAG THIS #dutch/arthur/john #i just hope the people who'd enjoy this find it KHGFHKD #i like my ot3s fucked up and problematic why do you ask #hello red dead fandom...#anyway this was brought by: The™ one gif from wilde and people posting about it and how #people usually use it as a ship pose ref when its supposed to be at least an ot3 thing #like there's a third guy watching out of frame #and I just. i dunno this happened #is arthur jealous of dutch or john?#yes #and dutch is very aware and thats exactly why hes doing it :)#i like to think he likes to keep his boys fighting over him makes him feel important #also if theyre too busy fighting over whos the favorite they cannot unionize against him #foolproof plan #my art

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crowskullls · 7 months ago

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Zam wants to be ♠️ with Minute SOOOOO bad. And Minute has no idea why. He’s so confused by it. Reluctant and honestly pretty tame Kismesissitude

#princetech #I think about them so much #LS sundial you are everything to me #Kings sundial I miss you but ohhh pairings where they just beat each other up a lot is so good #Zam begging minute to fight him and minute is just SO baffled #Zam is so strange and Minute can’t even begin to understand #guy that likes getting beaten up and dying meets guy that doesn’t see the point of fighting without a proper reason #I hope they kill each other More #umm if the CCs see this hi! hey! what the fuck!#sorry for homestuck reference posting #unfortunate that they understand homestuck quadrants now #watching the Old Habits Die Hard vod finally #been so busy with work I haven’t been caught up fully #Zam expecting Minute to spawn trap his bed makes me feel insane #Zam laughing during this fight too. he’s so fucked up for that #reminds me of how Starfox used to be. Zam really needs to have SOMEONE to beat him up or else he loses his mind #but he’s already lost it so who’s really winning here?#okay enough rambling in the tags #need more people to post abt them. please please ple

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20001541 · 7 months ago

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OKAY BASED OFF THE POLLS JANUARY 1ST WAS CHOSEN AS AFO'S (AND YOICHI'S) BIRTHDAY! CONGRATS ON THE BIRTHDAY KINGS🥳🎉🎂

credits to auramighters on twitter for the edit

#finally got a chance to post this edit here #and if he does get an official birthday well he prob wouldn't even know his real birthday bc his mom died shortly after having him #so this would be just the birthday he told his minions to celebrate him on bc you know he would love a day dedicated to just him #nevermind that it's already a holiday so it's not just about him that day but 🤫#wait now I'm imagining shigamom walking down the street experiencing terrible stomach pains all day as people around her gather #together to celebrate the new year's with their loved ones as she spends hers alone once more not knowing she's pregnant at that moment #and later ends up by that river where she dies an hour into the new year and her two baby's are left alone as in the distance theres sounds #of the people celebrating in the nearby city and the newborns hang onto their mother's corpse already fighting to survive on day one #as they get washed away by the river until they reach solid ground once more and everyone's too busy with their own celebrations #so no other person would find them as they lay there alone #how long after do you think the babies were left crying by themselves until they were found by an animal and taken care of?#(saying an animal here to fit in line with the romulus and remus similarities they already got going on)#but anyways capricorn a41 and yoichi

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letshearitforthebabyboy · 1 year ago

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WAIT A MIN WAIT A MIN- Has Peter ever gotten a *Beyoing-* whilst being tied up by a villain?? Bondage seems like an unfortunate fancy considering his job atm JAFVAJA

i think 1) peter's fortunate in that really, it is actually pretty difficult to restrain spider-man because of, you know, super-strength. that's kind of why he's into it, actually. because he has so much strength that it's really hot to him when he actually can get restrained. rare occurrence. takes a whole lot to pin him down.

2) spider-man gets boners all the time and the villains are just in agreement to be polite about it.

#it's like all the times i've gone life-drawing and the male model has gotten an erection and everyone is so. so polite about it.#it happens. body can't be controlled sometimes.#i think peter doesn't register them because there's so much adrenaline pumping through him. and he's too busy punching.#but they definitely happen. i like to be merciful and say he's oblivious to them.#and that the villains he fights are too embarrassed to draw attention to it.#if peter notices then he doesn't say anything either. so it's silence from both parties.#peter goes home thinking nobody noticed.#(they noticed.)#peter (lying in bed after fighting kraven): god i hope he didn't see my boner.

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girlthativealwaysbeen · 7 days ago

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i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point

#and then you just have to get up and keep living anyway because what else is there to do?#but man my heart keeps feeling heavier with every blow #2024 has literally been the worst year ever god personally too #like everytime i think it can't possibly get worse than this it does #i remember literally 9th jan i had such a horrible breakdown in an auto because the first friend i ever made #after school was leaving my work and therefore my life #9 days into the year. seriously. and i was so happy on 8th because it was my birthday #i don't know im trying hard to think okay this doesn't even affect me it's fine im privileged enough that even my own countrys politics #barely affects me #but just. india is already so behind in everything. if developed nations are doing shit like this then well #it will never get better right like who do we even strive to be #i want to get more into indian politics but my god. it's so horrifying and depressing all the time #like i remember resolving to follow politics closely few years ago and the first news #i read was about some minister talking about how girls skirts lengths IN SCHOOL is the reason boys do sa and boys will be boys etc etc #i know i could just follow business news stuff like that god knows it'll help in my field but it just. doesn't resonate with me doesn't #make me feel anything at all. like i so desperately want to care about ooh stock markets and how to grow your money etc etc #but when i think about being rich enough to invest idle money all i can think is sitting in my own home peacefully #drinking a glass of cold coffee and just being able to breathe freely because me and my sister used to joke in childhood #when dad went thru a coffee v bad for health phase and he wouldn't let us drink it so we would drink it very sneakily #at night when he was asleep or went out for an hour and make absolutely no noise while mixing the sugar. we said that we know #we'll* know we have achieved true freedom and happiness in life when we can peacefully drink cold coffee in the hall and not secretly #in the dead of night in our room #i don't even know what im talking about and my period is late again and nothing is working and my lazer focus #that i had built in the past few weeks is gone because suddenly im like what is the point????#i just don't understand how the fuck humans can fight over stupid fucking things like who is kissing who and who is doing what with their #body instead of focusing on collective issues like our planet is dying so fucking fast and every summer is getting impossibler to survive #i hate that the united states control the UN fuck this world fr man i hate being born in such horrible helpless times #like call me a kid or dumb or whatever but i cannot understand how MILLIONS of people do not #have sympathy for ppl around them and who don't care about the planet at all like how????? how did you grow up????#not trying to boast but this is so natural to me!!! didn't you make save water save earth posters in school!!! didn't anyone

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ratatatastic · 25 days ago

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bobby praise but finn edition

bonus because mikksy quietly going "yeah :D" to being called goalies bestfriend is terribly cute and i think we need to remember that

#yeah this was an excuse to talk about mikksy and the way he loves bob #but also “the wall” okay lundy #“hes our best player”#theyre all romancing bobby in their own ways its beautiful #everyone is fighting for bobbys hand in marriage. bobby however is too busy staring at a brick wall to perfectly imitate it.#what a wonderful romance we have here #the team thinks theyre in a shoujo. bobby thinks hes in a seinen. the dichotomy is hilarious.

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winepresswrath · 10 months ago

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trying to plot out a xichen/huaisang emma au solely for the purposes of slotting jin guangyao and nie mingjue into the already married siblings role. in theory this leaves us with no one to play emma's dad but no they're both emma's dad for maximum impact. and obviously jin guangyao is also the nanny. and it ends with huaisang vowing to be worse, actually.

#they still get married tho no one is escaping the toxicity #i think everyone lives? maybe?#an improvement on my original jin guangyao is harriet idea #wwx is now harriet and nhs is insanely smug about wangxian #thus his vow to be worse actually #i think jc and wq are frank and jane #sorry to jc! and also frank actually they're a terrible mashup except i cannot resist them having a secret engagement on account of wq's #controversial connexions and related poverty #however since this is jc he obviously does not succeed in his plan to flirt with nhs for cover #making nhs obviously even more smug. and again #worse #originally i was also going to have jgy kill nmj after huaisang hooks them up but it's just too sad even if it's the right choice i shan't #it IS the right choice though like it should be a murder mystery-emma mashup from xichen's pov #where he's soooo concerned about huaisang and jgy after mingjue dies #and huaisang is like. using his matchmaking as deep cover to send jgy to the gallows #but that version of the story is so miserable #and i think unfair to both mingjue and jgs neither of whom are likely to get to that place in their relationship under the conditions #of this au. they're busy being married and fighting about whether mingjue should be more politically active or w/e #jgY now that was unfair to jgy #emma but no one learns anything. emma but one of the brontes was there giving notes #not anne sorry anne i love u anne

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stranger-rants · 1 year ago

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I’m not joking when I say that there are some people you should absolutely not attempt to fight. I can confidently say after watching so many high school fights that most teenagers can’t fight worth beans. I’ve gotten accidentally stuck between two teenagers fighting, and the punches they were throwing - some of which hit me - were weak as hell. That said, there are some teenagers you don’t fight because they will absolutely put you in the hospital.

I don’t care if you think that they’re a bully and you think you’re standing up for yourself. There’s a difference between the high school bully who needs a good humbling, and the teenager who takes beatings at home unleashing all of their anger and frustration on any fool who gets in their way. I have had students put other students in the hospital before. I’ve had students who went to jail. Don’t put your life at risk for a fight you will most likely lose. Again, I am not joking right now.

There’s too much senseless youth death and incarceration over this. It’s not worth it, and those people don’t need another punch to send them over the edge.

#whenever i’m like ‘eddie can’t win a fight against billy’#i’m not one of you freaks fantasizing about billy beating him #i just know it’s unrealistic to say that #from my perspective no one should try to fight billy #i’m too busy thinking about billy getting the help he deserves #text post

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termagax · 3 months ago

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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.

#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean #so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him #a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww #i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now #but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting #so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3 #and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that #so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it #anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of #doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes #all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups #(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really #tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze #i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time #but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it #will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy #would be. and i cant do that for him #again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go #'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad #ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not #because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience #to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever #because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it #^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows #idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster #about it and i want it so bad

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beliscary · 1 month ago

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literally what's the point if prince sameth can't stab himself with anything vaguely sharp/metal and then pull a full sword out of the wound. like the lizards that squirt blood out of their eyes. intimidation

#saw that clip of strohl pulling out his heart and it becomes a microphone.... Sick #I AM NOT IMMUNE TO RULE OF COOL #he has to faint like 3 seconds later though #the perimeter scouts going from admiration to the sympathy hiss when someone bangs their knee on a desk #anyway do you ever think about his magical girl transformation by the red lake. rallying to Face His Fears TM #golden magical boots and everything. but hedge had already fucked off while Sam was busy yelling charter prism power SAM IS SOOOGBFBFBFNF #abandoned by his animal companion for the boss fight too. mogget like I can't dude he chapped my lips. incredible #THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOUUUUUUUUU

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