#foolproof plan

[storytellering]

Hope you're watching, boy.

[wakeupandsmellthecarcass]

I'll definitely get my first-ever Valentine next year!♡

(This is my secret weapon. If I give this to someone they'll instantly want to be my Valentine)

[eryanlainfa]

What I'm learning from those silly cartoons I watch is that as a half asian girlie, who prefers to take care of others rather than herself, I need to find myself a blond white boy with trauma and parental issues 😌

[dreadfutures]

Ixchel: I need to travel incognito through warring Orlais where once again humans are turned against All Elves within their borders

Ixchel: I know, I'll compose a party of Almost All Elves.

Ixchel: We'll just say we're Wardens NBD.

[namibozsu]

Umeis Devious Trick

[wormchaser]

i want to wear my valo costume true to the character but that involves showing far more skin than i am comfortable with, so as to say, any skin at all.

[sugar-plum-obito]

i give you a little bit of poison in your morning coffee and a drop if the antidote in your breakfast food and shock your system awake no more sleepy

[boiledratknuckles]

when i was like 13 i would blare girls like girls by hayley kiyoko continuously in my room in hopes that my dad would just come in and ask if i was gay and that was my perfect plan to come out

[valiisthea]

Clive could have asked Benedikta to move, she truly could have. But, it was far more tempting to seat herself in the lap of the other woman, and so she did. "Is this seat taken?" She grinned, knowing she was likely to be dumped onto the floor of Hideaway by the woman, but. At least she got some time with her before then. - mythoschosen

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

@mythoschosen || Benedikta

The sigh that escapes her lips sounds more exasperated than it does annoyed. Clive's weight is, of course, a non-issue. The breach of personal space?

Less of an issue than Benedikta will make it seem.

"In fact, it is." She says coolly, giving a shove to remove Clive from her lap. It's gentle enough as to not hurt her, and perhaps comes off more playful than anything.

"You sit. You'll make a much finer chair than I."

[cherrycreamsicle]

Avoiding the Mr vs Ms debate in reference to my honorifics by getting my PhD and forcing everyone to call me Dr

[gideonisms]

Anyway I have put a lot of thought into this and the way I would fix Gideon is by slowly giving her tasks and praising her for each one but gradually the tasks become like "speak to someone you like" and "do something you enjoy for its own sake" and after a while of speaking to people who she's friends with we would move on to "do you think your friends would be happy to see you treated this way" and introduce the concept that people enjoy her personality not just what she can do and THEN we can introduce the concept that she might want to do things just because she wants them and she can decide for herself how she wants to spend her time. and then I will kill everyone who was mean to her.

[winterwyrd]

fanfic wip guessing game >:) i'm cheating and sending a lot of words and if none of them are in there just write a sentence that includes them real quick. hope / want / hurt / love / sorry / please

Djdjdj Mo tvbbbb, these are all such good picks. Hope has a few to choose from and they're among the bits I like so 😈

For a moment, Melshi felt phantom pain tearing through his nerves. Dim red lights and featureless walls, humming floors, snatched moments of planning and a long-forgotten feeling that felt too much like hope to look at directly. 

[8one6]

[aleksgivanov]

Buff Magical Girl Elita? It’s more likely than you think ❤️

[frilled-cheese-sandwich]

📻 🌹

"Oh I'm just kidding, I know you're an ace in the hole," "A what now?"

Hehe they're besties 🤗☕😋

A little collab I did with @flynnarts! 😎 We did a swap, I drew lineart for Alastor and colored Rosie and Flynn drew Rosie and colored Alastor. Flynn did awesome on both parts of the swap, and they've got a lot of cool stuff on their blog too!!

[spankymerve]

We can centrifuge out whatever substance makes them annoying and then spin them in the opposite direction to put them back together.

Policy proposal: we create a big device that spins really fast and put all annoying people into it