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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES 2016 | dir. Burr Steers

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lydia is a brat 😝

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Him: Me: 💞😛😘😍😫🤤😳👅👀❣️💕💞💝💘💖💗💓🔐🆘📛‼️🆒✔️📢♥️💦

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i know i still haven’t done shit here yet due to chronic laziness & depression but I WILL be around to bring justice to lydia’s name ... Know That

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CAN  YOU  DIE  OF  HAPPINESS  ?            jane  bennet  of  pride  &  prejudice,  as  written  by  meg.    private,  low  activity.    ♡

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i’m going to write here so soon but ... i just have to say that i’m anti mr bennet tbh he acts like he’s so above his wife & the antics of his daughters when he literally did nothing to raise them or teach them any better and yes i’m referring specifically to lydia & kitty ... like it actually pisses me off lmao ... his disdain for them makes him look like a clown bc it’s his lack of parenting that gave way to it like ... make it make sense pooh

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The Bennet family shares five brain cells and Elizabeth has four of them

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want to get to writing on here so i May just say fuck it & go iconless for a while bc i’m struggling to find a psd that works :’)

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ellie nash from degrassi as modern v og goth gf mary bennet

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also her pinterest board is here & boyyyy is it a hot ass mess

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i need to link my bio & maybe make a promo maybe not but if anyone follows this is a sideblog, it’s lissa @soulofsea lmao <3

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lydia is selfish & reckless & an absolute brat and i love her wholeheartedly

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i am going to create an environment that is so toxic

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pride & prejudice (2005) sentence starters pt. 1

[ some lines have been edited to make sense on their own. as always, feel free to make any needed adjustments to suit your muses ]

“As you wish to tell me, my dear, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.” “What have I told you about listening at the door?” “Are you listening? You never listen.” “How can you tease me so? Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?” “Now, if every man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, then I am no judge of beauty.” “One of these days, someone will catch your eye, and then you’ll have to watch your tongue!” “He looks miserable, poor soul.” “I mean, I can read, of course!” “I’ve never seen so many pretty girls in my life.” “She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.” “She’s perfectly tolerable, I dare say. And not handsome enough to tempt me.” “You’d better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You’re wasting your time with me.” “Count your blessings. If he liked you, you’d have to talk to him.” “I wonder who first discovered the power of poetry in driving away love?” “I thought poetry was the food of love.” “So what would you recommend to encourage affection?” “You know perfectly well I don’t believe marriage should be driven by a lot of money.” “Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which I why shall end up an old maid.” “He danced with you most of the night and stared at you the rest of it.” “I could more easily forgive his vanity if he had not wounded mine.” “Your skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult.” “Although I don’t think you can reasonably take credit for making it rain.” “You drop something, they pick it up, and then you’re introduced.” “I think it’s amazing you young ladies have the patience to be so accomplished.” “I never saw such a woman. She would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.” “I can admire you much better from here.” “Would you consider pride a virtue or a fault?” “We’re doing our best to find fault in you.” “I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.” “Oh dear, I cannot tease you about that. What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.” “I think a ball is a perfectly irrational way to make new acquaintance.” “What excellent boiled potatoes. It’s been many years since I’ve had such an exemplary vegetable.” “How happy for you to possess the talent for flattering with such delicacy.” “Believe me, no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed.” “I can’t be trusted. I have very poor taste in ribbons.” “Only a man truly confident in himself could admit to that.” “Ignore me. I’m of next to no importance, so it’s easily done.” “You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.” “It is not for me to be driven away. If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go, not I.” “We were both with him the day he died.” “I still think there must have been a misunderstanding.”  “I’m so pleased you’re here.” “Are you looking for someone?”  “I’m just admiring the general splendor.” “I did not think you danced.” “In fact, several people have complimented me on my lightness of foot.” “It is my intention, if I may be so bold, to remain close to you throughout the evening.” “It would be most inconvenient, since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.”  “No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn. Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don’t you think?” “Why do you ask such a question?” 

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also can I just say I rlly loved the Lizzie bennet diaries & will factor aspects of that portrayal of lydia onto this blog ... :)

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