#he’s so senile
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what the fuck is trump talking about
#donald trump#trump#kamala harris#president#vice president#america#middle east#israel genocide#end occupation#kamala is so right#he is manipulated by feeling cool#presidential debate#abc news#he’s so senile#let him retire and put him in a cell
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Personally, I think the most devastating tragedy in Gravity Falls was Stan losing his freckles and tooth gap from when he was younger
#MY MEMORY IS NOT FAILING ME RIGHT- I SWEAR TO FUCK STANLEY HAD A TOOTH GAP WHEN HE WAS A KID- IM NOT GOING SENILE#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#got obsessed with that paper texture background while making Stanley's Sketchbook so it's just a staple now#SUUUPER quick sketches so dont pay attention to the details n proportions shhhhhh.... you saw nothing.....
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I have always wanted to believe in ignorance over malice, but in the 2024 us elections...
I think it's both.
and I'm not sure if I can see Trump supporters as human beings anymore.
#us politics#us elections#donald trump#they are the enemy#im sorry#theyve snapped whats left of my patience and compassion#you want to rot in your white trash trailers where your kids can barely eat and read bc u believed a senile racists lies to stay out of jail#then do it#im done#hes never helped you nor has any politician youve ever voted for#but if thats all youre smart enough for#if thats the best your mind can do#then maybe you deserve it#but i am sorry to the non americans out there#you do not deserve this#and i am so sorry
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Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'
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#I'm sorry I'm unearthing an ask from july I didn't get around to publishing this back then but it has haunted me ever since#yes#his holiness musn't get wet#I haven't really locked down the pope's design yet#initially I visioned him as an old greying bloodhound but then someone suggested spinone italiano for the bearded look#and I haven't been able to decide#big imposing good looking guy in his prime but now shrunken and hunched over and a little senile#mostly good natured but not really interested in running the church#but he liked Machete when he was just a priest and his assistant so he made him a cardinal and personally appointed him to a high position#so he's just constantly scurrying around and trying to keep everything rolling under the rule of a idgaf pope#answered#torn-by-dreams
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Have we ever seen this old man being affectionate with drivers or other juniors? Or just Yuki? I don't even think I've seen him this close to Max and Seb (off the podium at least)
Brother.
#he says some senile shit every now & then but hes literally & unfortunately yuki's biggest fan 💀#im not posting this with hope for the 2nd seat idgaf anymore (lol. lying) im just flabbergasted at how much he visited him 💀#thats why i feel betrayed hes siding w lawson lol cause ive never seen them together 😭#LIKE when liam outscored yuki at sg last yr all he said was#“good job. that's pretty much it” LMFAO? helmut was pissed 😭#tbf hes been backing yuki for YEARSS i think hes just tired now 💀 at least w lawson he can agree w horner ab & he can have a pawn somewhere#but i dont see how sharing liam w horner can help marko 😭 liam will be loyal to him for sure but the bias is so clear 💀#liam would easily jump ship to horner 💀#i 100% blame helmut for the pointless team trapping of yuki like he DEF did it. i dont think he wants to let him go LOL. but im mad ab it😭#once again i dont speak with a source you're 🫵 in my delirious mind palace and you're hostage in it 😁#he'd rather have yuki careerless post 2026 than not have him at red bull 💀 should be funny but im PISSED#ITS SO EASY JUST FRAUD HIM INTO A TOP SEAT 😭#ppl calling yuki a honda merchant when hes a helmut merchant 😭 theyre literally his parents who are divorcing LOL#rmb when yuki said he didnt read thru the contract? im convinced its cuz helmut made it so he just said yes 💀#apparently honda wanted to keep him 1 more yr @ f3 but marko promoted him to f2 anyway 💀 & hes the one who dropped him into europe 💀#ah helmut. yuki's double edged sword#dropped him to europe & cant empathise with him struggling there alone 💀 typical racist grandpa#this opens a tough question tho: did the therapy he forced yuki to do actually help? cause if it was someone else he wouldnt even have care#he handled it so awfully but his concern for yuki was... is real.#i was thinking that i need yuki to have someone who favors him just as how ron dennis did for mika then i realized that's literally helmut💀#hes still alive cause hes not going until he sees yuki as wdc 😭#helmut marko#yuki tsunoda#yt22#f1txt
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(shoves this in your hand and runs off a cliff)
*this isn't a genderbend or anything they're both transmasc with big naturals thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
#sam post#sam art#martim#HELLO PEOPLE LONG TIME NO MARTIM ART#IWAS SO UNPRODUCTIVE TODAY BECAUSE#DRAWING THEM#I MISS THEM#this has brought me so kuch more joy than ive felt on a long while#GOD#THEY ARE SLOW DANCING AT WORK#LIKE TWO OLD PEOPLE#i think tim is late gen x and they have a little bit of an age gap#Sasha: i expected this from Tim because hes SENILE but not you Mahtin#AUGH#THEY ARE SO SILLY BUT ALSO SOMEONE FUCKING CALL HR#THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE WORKPLACE#STOP IT#i love the last one because Tim is like “haha he is probably so dazzled by me” and Martin is Struggling to Breathe#GOD IM SO GLAD THAT THE MARTIM FANDOM IS ALIVE#ty to cabinette who is currently giving us all so much content 😌✨#i could run a million laps off the ENERGY CONSUMING MARTIM CONTENT GIVES ME#true love and joy js stored in the Martim#tma#timothy wimothy#martin kartin blackwood#timothy stoker#tma tim#tma martin#martin blackwood#tim stoker
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can NOT believe the fractured but whole outted me to my dad. like. imagine ur dad learning ur trans via MR MACKEY.
#i actually came out almost a year b4 that game but my dad has memory issues and is practically senile so i don't think he quite understood#but then he was watching me play and goes 'ur a boy?'#south park#the fractured but whole#for clarification- a year b4 i got the game not b4 the game came out
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maybe he’ll die the first month in, there’s still hope
#ramblings#either way he’s going senile fast so at least there’s that#but god am i disappointed in the US right now#and i’m scared for Palestine and Ukraine#as well as the women and minorities of the US#it’s gonna be a tough 4 years for the world…. i really did believe it would go differently#sending hugs to those who need it. we gotta stick together and keep fighting for each other💔
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errmmm krupp goes insane ummm eerrm ummmm uuummm
#krupp#god i love middle aged senile men#hes so babygirl#hes so special to me#meow#if you like captain underpants please bmf i need more autists#captain underpants !!#captain underpants#im clawing at the bars of my enclosure#im clawing my hair out why is he not real
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my reaction to ppl hating on some human designs for the main 3 bc they aren’t conventionally attractive 🖕🖕
#I SEE A BUNCH OF HATE ON SOME PLATFORMS (reddit mostly)IF RED IS PLUS SIZE. LIKE BRO HE HAS A DAD BOD OK ????????#don’t even get me started on people’s reactions to most newer duck designs. i love the senile old man look so much and it’s so fitting#i love you gray hairs i love you chubbiness i love you facial hair i love you wrinkles love the fact that they aren’t all 20#and honestly. if you don’t see them that way that is totally ok cuzit’s your thing. just don’t go around telling people theirs aren’t good.#everyone has their own interpretation of them because that’s the whole point of dhmis#while the ones i described are my favorite i still like the others. i love people’s visions and creativity even if i don’t agree.#i love when people see yellow guy as an old guy too but absolutely no hate on people who see him as a child you guys are cool too okay??#i hate the the whole “STOP IT HES 38!!” and “NO HES 9!!” fight. it’s so dumb. it is supposed. to. be. interpreted HOW U WANT IT DONT MATTER#it’s useless to fight about just be respectful u guys#i love you all ok?#stay awesome.#dhmis#don’t hug me i’m scared#yellow guy#duck dhmis#duck guy#duck#red guy#fav#puppetry#dont hug me im scared#dhmis humanized#dhmis human
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Idec if it’s movie invention that Snow could have heard Katniss sing The Hanging Tree
I just like to imagine him losing his ever loving mind while everyone in his cabinet or whatever is like “??”
#“oh no the presidents gone mad”#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#thg#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#katniss everdeen#president snow#hunger games#bosas#the hanging tree#“why is president snow freaking out so bad?? I know the songs creepy but like damn this is an overreaction. maybe he’s senile.”#no way he’d sit still while he relieved every moment with Lucy Gray Lmao
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Elderly rabbit moment
He goin bald
Sneaky boy
#rabbit#domestic rabbit#elderly animals#he is so silly#joe Biden#joe Biden level senile#bald#losing hair#old#like almost 9 years old
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so Trump won, and Republicans won back the Senate.
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I'm not going to work today.
I'm going to sit at home and contemplate death.
#us politics#im so sorry#im in a state of shock#to my fellow americans and the rest of the world#i am so fucking sorry#my state voted for kamala if thats worth fucking anything at all#but i thought he was going to get steamrolled#i really thought#i wasnt even worried#bc he was acting fucking senile#i thought even the stupidest americans could see that#i once again overestimated my fellow americans#and im honestly not sure#if i have any compassion left#im so sick of them all#71 million people#are you just stupid or is this pure malice
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/13/us/politics/us-missile-defense-iran-israel.html
Once a few troops are sent, it becomes too easy to keep sending more and more. "Sending troops to manage the air defense system" is a stepping stone that could lead to full-on deployment of thousands. I feel like this war, which is already the most brutal one with direct U.S. involvement that I've seen in my lifetime, is just going to get so much worse. My heart breaks for the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians who are being killed as revenge for the acts of a few, the environmental crisis this war is causing, and the U.S. soldiers that will die if they inevitably get sucked into direct combat. We should not be on Israeli soil when they have gone above and beyond to provoke every other country in the region.
#biden stepping out of the election was not enough#he needs to be removed NOW#he's fucking senile#why not give the reins to kamala#we got more than a trial run from trump so lets see what she will do
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Just looked on the older books for refs of Thea and
Boi Curse of the Cheese Pyramid is insane
It literally starts with G heading to work on time at 9, but William comes in like "BOI YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE GAZETTE YOU HAVE TO CUT DOWN THE BUDGET" (Imagine this screamed directly into Geronimo's ear)
Obviously William's definition of "cut down the budget" is this
TW: Spoilers for Curse of the Cheese Pyramid, William behavior, do not click on if you don't want a spike in blood pressure
If you choose to turn away now, the following fume was just an intermission for finding this picture lmao
He pawned over everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in Geronimo's office, from his desk to his armchair to his carpet to his book collection to his art collection, and replaced it all with a single plastic chair and desk ("All you need in an office is a desk and chair!")
He fired ALL THE STAFF and decided that only family members will be working for the paper (because family members don't need to be paid as much probably (if at all) when working for a family business-- they all share their finances with each other, anyway maybe (it's not clear what their salaries are gonna be (wanna bet G is paid minimum wage while Thea is paid 50% of the Gazette's monthly expenses after this clean sweep))). The only person spared from the firing spree was Shif T. Paws, the Gazette's sales manager, who apparently offered to work there for free.
He delegates all the work of the Gazette to four people-- G does all the office work (taking calls, building maintenance, writing, editing, printing, clientele stuff), Thea does all the interviews and field work stuff, Trap does all the cooking, and Benjamin is "William's personal assistant". Lord knows what that last position means for little Benji. (Okay reading ahead Benjamin seems fine, but he does say that William is "a bit pushy".)
He sends G out on a work holiday thing and he overworks the crap out of everyone, to the point where even Thea is sick of William's senile old-fashioned ass, and it seems that the Gazette was also going downhill because of this mouse furry ripoff Daniel Dancer. (To give a preview of what he did in the working perspective, he basically had Trap work seven days a week)
He was planning to have staff give use old newspaper instead of toilet paper (T&B expenses), make a 30-second time mechanism for the restrooms (to maximize manpower efficiency and possible humiliation for anyone going number 2), and was considering cutting all electricity to the building and just have staff work on typewriters "just like the old days".
This man's senile ass--
#geronimo stilton#rant#give up the toilet paper and use old newspapers instead#where are they in the filipino provinces lmao#william would fit right into an episode of extreme cheapskates#absolute nutjob#how is he not actually senile yet#imagine going so daniel dancer that even your favorite niece who you openly spoil can't stand your guts#shif t paws is mvp#man's playing 4d chess here#and all for his boss who he seems to be on pretty good terms with#i asked my parents a bit about william's relationship with the gazette (retired but still making absolute decisions for the company)#and uh turns out one of the family businesses on my family's chinese side works a similar way apparently#my great-uncle is retired technically and his son is his successor#but my great-uncle is still making decisions for the company that his son has to comply with#i guess it's a cultural thing? doesn't mean i like the way it sounds#i heard my uncle's starting to act more independently tho i think so good for him if he's actually doing that
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I see so much art for the future Rise turtles, BUT WHAT OF THESE!? So i did a quick messy sketch during my 1hr lecture
2003 - S3E21
#TMNT#TMNT 2003#honestly been obsessing over these#Raphs gained some weight hes like those old war vets that sit in bars all day i love him#also another raph with an eye injury to add to the list#Leo’s not even blue#so funny he raided the kraangs wardrobe from s1/s2 i think#mikey really committed to the no clothes aesthetic#also yeah i know 2012 also has grown up apocalyptic versions ill get to that i havent watched s4/s5 of that show yet#but look at these old men#these geezers#raph smiled once when he hugged Donnie#and he also was like ninjitsu who as he started throwing glass#Leo forgot hes a turtle with a shell but that’s fine hes senile#him and raph held hands i was sobbing#mikey you where forgotten too quickly ill mourn you i love you#also spoilers for e23 but when Donnie’s like YOUR ALL YOUNG AND MIKEY YOU HAVE BOTH ARMS#the brothers are like hello Donnie and dont even question it#they all went to their dream world and Donnie went through the horrors#very excited for 2012 which is the only version of my knowledge to have a future Donnie…TECHnically#anyway yeah these guys love them April didnt mourn them enough#ive decided the oversized jacket raph has was found at caseys#hed got it cheap in a sale even thought its ginormous and then this chunky dude found it and was like for me :)#took me ages to figure out why Leo wasn’t wearing glasses and then drawing this i was like oh shell his mask is gone#dont look Leo in the yes hes like Medusa you’ll turn to stone#raphael splinterson#leonardo splinterson#Michaelangelo splinterson#TMNT SAINW#SAINW
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