#THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE WORKPLACE

[undeadboyfriendsupportgroup]

(shoves this in your hand and runs off a cliff)

*this isn't a genderbend or anything they're both transmasc with big naturals thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[scullyscatholicguilt]

what was the reason for this

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.

I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny

[teruel-a-witch]

'i'll walk you out' and other totally appropriate workplace touching 😏

that time Steve declared his intentions in a roundabout way

and then carried them out in the same episode ↓

by Steve's own definition he tried to go to second base with Danny 😏 his own words from earlier basically confirm this kind of touch isn't platonic, even if they hadn't just had an entire conversation about how it's not. (the funniest thing is it was entirely unnecessary for Steve to walk Danny out of his office, even if they weren't going to the same place, it's not like Danny couldn't find his own way after 7 years, so Steve really just wanted to cop a feel.)

meanwhile, Danny has gone there in S3 😉

[pawbeanies]

made a slightly risque joke at work today and coworker that sits next to me laughed and went "woah little chuu has a side we don't know about huh !! youre always so quiet" like ummm. ummm. no i dont .........

[horsetailcurlers2]

it’s a bummer that greys anatomy got progressively less horny over time (idk the details bc i streamed it but i assume they switched time slots at some point or something) BUT i will say there will always be something so insanely erotic about tying someone else’s scrub cap before they go into the OR. like, why don’t you just stick your tongue in their mouth while ur at it

[fakeasmr]

i don't like wearing them but I still keep my old jeans just in case I ever have to be employed again

[starlightbelle]

I’ve never been big on the Izuku/Ochako pairing myself (I like their dynamic better as buddies) but it’s cracking me up that the epilogue is Izuku going “hey Ochako! I wanna hang out more, is that what you want too?”

And then they shake hands

[biqueuerious]

one of the best things i’ve done for my mental health was buy a pair of pants in my favorite color that I can wear to work

[allegoricalophelia]

sidenote this is gonna make me sound so insanely pathetic but i literally cannot believe that my old job at [redacted large tech company] messed up my relationship with feedback so bad that i need to do mindfulness exercises before reading my ao3 comments

[teruel-a-witch]

nothing to see here just Danny using Steve as his Personal Leaning Post™ (aka if Danny Williams is a Cat then Steve Mcgarrett is his favourite Cat Tree™ that he likes to climb ;))

meanwhile Mr jumpy Navy SEAL is so comfortable with Danny in his personal space he doesn't even react.

[runawaymarbles]

new least favorite part of the job: dress code enforcement

[pallases]

how is it only tuesday 😭😭

[only-one-brain-cell]

“I just er.”

“Yeah I know.”

“Good, because I mean it:” THEN SAY IT

[stubborn-string-bones]

Welp! Hung out with our longtime former ED at an event and it turns out I'm holding a grudge, maybe forever. Shit may be exponentially more fucked up now and I do not hold her responsible for the actions of others but also like, get the fuck off that high horse

you gave that man an engraved invitation into this house

[pvtchurch]

OLD MAN AT WORK KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON ME EWWW