#he’s so cunty in this movie though.

[chickenshitcowboy]

no thoughts, only chavez in YGII

[skeletonzimms]

boy best friends playing together in juniors to bitter sort-of-exes playing against each other in pro sports is my favorite thing

[rebornofstars]

nobody fucking touch me rn i went to see tf one in the cinema and im shaking. they actually made a good transformers movie. what the fuck

[cryptidcorners]

so .... i watched burn. and i need some requests immediately you guys im begging

[hacksawboy]

honestly if the ending of saw 2004 didnt tell you that lawrence was fruity than maybe the mausoleum will. look at this shit. youre telling me this guy was so extra that he needed to make a pretty palace building just for one tiny miniscule trap. you expect me to believe hes straight? thats dedication of someone who is either autistic or has way too much gay audacity, or both. gay ass doctor. got his degree in doctor and dicksucker

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

begging the good people of Tumblr for batman content recommendations🙏🙏 im not really into the typical superhero stuff but I watched a batman movie for the first time 3 days ago and have become obsessed with the characters and their relationships

(I've already watched The Batman, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, and the 1989 Batman. im about 3/4 of the way through the animated series and plan to watch the New Batman Adventures next but I need more. Also interested in all of the Robins and any character- focused stuff. Very interested in the comics too but cant afford to buy and feel bad about pirating art-based mediums)

[pennyserenade]

finding out cillian murphy HATES red eye felt like getting shot in the chest ngl

[calciumcryptid]

Aldis Hodge is my fan cast for Captain Cold.

No, I can not explain myself. Please do not ask me to.

[kryptonbabe]

Old Hollywood & DC, an unrealistic casting, part I

(More details at the end, cool movies from the actors mentioned in parentheses)

Hal Jordan: Richard Arlen (Wings, Beggar's of Life) – the puppy charm and the overwhelming confidence... it's all there, Arlen is also one of the guys in the first gay kiss in film history in Wings, in which he interprets a pilot, I don't think I need to say more

Lois Lane: Rosalind Russell (My Girl Friday, The Women) – I mean... it's impossible not to see the resemblance after watching My Girl Friday in which Russell interprets a brilliant journalist going into increasingly insane situations... it's one of the best comedies ever made and very Lois Lane coded

John Stewart: Sidney Poitier (Edge of the City, The Defiant Ones) – Neal Adams used Poitier as an inspiration to model John so this is technically cheating, but look at him! Poitier would not only be perfect for the role in looks but in talent too

Green Arrow: Errol Flynn (Gentleman Jim) – I admit I'm not a Flynn fan and I'm also not very big on Ollie either, but I do think these two match, Flynn also interpreted Robin Hood and his dramatic role in Gentleman Jim would fit the more drastic moments of Ollie's life

Sinestro: Conrad Veidt (The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Hands of Orlac, Different from the Others and anything else you can find with him in it) – Veidt is actually more known for inspiring the creation of the Joker for his film The Man Who Laughs, but he's way more than that, a talented artist, a true queer ally and a babe who would make an outstanding, overdramatic and cunty Sinestro

Zatanna: Louise Brooks (both her G.W. Pabst films are great, and Beggar's Life - with my Hal Jordan from this list) – Brooks made only a handful of films and while they're great, her strong personality in real life is what fascinates me the most, her mysterious beauty, expressive looks and dramatic range would make her an ideal Zatanna, even though her career was very short in real life

This list was inspired by this post (thanks for the idea @forthegothicheroine), it's a very anachronistic imaginary scenario, but I still followed some rules to come up with it, a) to include actors who were mostly active from the 1920s to 1970s b) who not only match the DC characters for their looks, but would also have the range to interpret them in their pre-crisis versions, so the feeling is as important as the aesthetic here c) to only include characters and actors I already had some contact with, by watching the films and reading the comics. This is only part I because there are still so many cool characters and actors I like left, but for now I'm happy with this

[cupidscrule]

Just friends

Satoru Gojo x gn!reader

Cw - fluff - jealous reader, suggestive ending

300wrd

You were Satoru's classmate, that's all you were. Sure you exchanged looks, he grazed your hand a couple times, yeah maybe he always hugs a little closer then others, and maybe he makes your safety his first priority.. but you're just friends! Nothing more, he's never done anything else...and well, why would you make a move? You're just close friends, even if he stays up late in your dorm listening to you talk about your day.. ramble about interests, and yeah he watches your favorite movies and shows with you. But it doesn't mean anything!

He always flirts with girls in Tokyo.. and that's fine, cause why would you have feelings for Satoru Gojo? He's a cocky brat, even if he always gives you praise and compliments you in a genuine way. So you're not mad he's talking to girls, why would you be? Its not like he would ever like YOU, no of course not he would always go for the 10/10 pinup blonde bitch then you

Even if when you see him with her all you wanna do is punch her in her cunty face, she's not even a sorcerer so it would be easy to threaten her. But obviously never gonna DO that, cause Satoru can talk to who he wants too, you don't have any control over it

Besides he's the one groaning on top of you during late nights, not her. In a friend way though!

[feyd-meowtha]

Have just started reading your feydpaul odyssey on AO3, and I'm loving the representation of feyd as a victim of circumstance and how you seem to be exploring the real tragedy of his story. We had crumbs of it in the book, like look at this 😭

Can't get it out of my head. Thank you for doing the lord's work and delivering on redeemable/morally gray feyd.

You get it!! All of his worst qualities have been trained into him under conditions I don't even want to imagine (except that I think about them constantly). His life has consisted only of cruelty so it makes sense that he doesn't have any other ways to relate to the world.

He's almost like an inverse of Paul in that he had a terrible start to life but had the potential to gain some humanity, while Paul had a good childhood and a loving family but he still ends up going down a dark path and sacrificing his humanity.

Its so interesting, the idea of them kind of crossing over in the middle. Feyd on the path from coldness to warmth passing Paul going the other way.

Thank you so much for reinforcing that my interpretation wasn't crazy. There are a couple elements about movie Feyd that i like (aesthetic kinda cunty, bit too inhuman though) but the way they made him so cut-and-dry evil was such a miss for me. And now since most Feyd fans are coming from the films it has really muddied the waters of his character in the collective imagination. (This is what I am trying to remedy in my newer work haha, make those two versions of the character make sense together).

Anywho, this got super long but you are right, you're a genius.

This is us thinking about victim-of-circumstance Feyd after ingesting heroic doses of the spice melange.

[litteralyjustawriter]

TMNT brother's favorite swear words because I want to

(MM-2023, Rise-2018, and 2012)

(also fun fact the turtles are canoically black through the comics and that has been brought into light with the recent VAs so take that as you will because I'm far to white to be saying who does or doesn't say a certain word)

CW: swear words (obviously), the C word and other derogatory words towards women

Mutant Mayhem

Raph: Bastard or Motherfucker

Raph has been sneaking out of bed to watch R-rated movies since he was 9

Has watched all Deadpool movies and idolizes him

"Rat Bastard" is his favorite tho (he calls his dad it a lot on his head)

Donnie: Shit

Probably just says it when he screws up

Does call Mikey a dumbass a lot though

Leo: FFFF-

He cuts himself off before he can

This kid ratted out his brothers in the first 5 minutes of the movie, he's to soft to swear

Thinks swearing will greatly disappoint his father and doesn't want to do that

Gets his teenage rebellion and eventually starts swearing but not till like 17

Mikey: Holy Shit

Doesn't go a day without it

Cool trick? "Holy shit!"

About to fall fat on his face? "Holy shit!"

Rise Of The TMNT

Raph: Fuck

Basic

To the point

"Leo what the fuck-"

Donnie: Cunt and Bitch (derogatory)

"Raging Cunt"

"What a bitch"

He avoids using it on women but absolutely will if they are one

Leo: Cunt and Bitch (nonderogatory)

"Cunty"

Calls his brothers (and April) Bitch in the way gay men do

He uses a specific tone of voice that makes it so no-one could ever misinterpret it as derogatory

Mikey: Shit

"Piece of shit"

"Little shit"

Says it a lot when he fucks up a drawing

TMNT (2012)

Raph: Prick

Close call, too many to chose

Any derogatory word he can call someone he has

Smart enough to not call someone a slur tho

Got it off some shit UK show from the early 90s on VHS

Donnie: Damnit

This is set in 2012- he's called April a bitch

"I know bate doesn't talk back!" You can't argue he didn't in that scene AT LEAST

That definitely doesn't mean it's his favorite though

He says Damnit a lot while fighting and working in his lab

Leo: Fuck and Dumbass

The brothers getting called dumbasses from Leo is practically a daily occurrence

Mumbles a number of profanities while fighting but fuck is his go to

Mikey: Dick/Bitch

"What a dick/Bitch!"

Uses both gender neutral and interchangeable way

Dick and Bitch is his favorite but he says "wtf" way more

He gives: "You're such a bitch!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" "I have an itch ☺️"

Bonus!

2012 April: What The Hell

"What the hell [name]!?"

"What the hell was that?!"

I feel like she's definitely said this in the show but I can't remember

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #14 (Part 2)

You already know what the fuck goin on. It's time for Quacklight: Bewitching Vampires in Duckburg AKA Donald Duck Twilight it's just Twilight you guys. I am ready for some HOT Y.A. DUCK ROMANCE!!!!

Why does he walk like that what the fuck is wrong with him

....hey wait a minute-

Everyone say BOOOO DONALD BOOOO he's being a misogynist 👎 it's cause vampires are hot hope this helps

girl 💀 not the claw marks

This is cause Scrooge lives there btw

Let her live her self insert wizard dreams dammit!

CLARA CLUCK SIGHTING LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY BUY THEM BROWN CONTACTS dude Dickie is just zonked the fuck out you can't convince me that she's not

NOOO HE GOT HIT ON THE ASS </3

oh nooo... she's stupid...

btw 15 dollars in 1790 is like 500 modern dollars if you adjust for inflation so ya boy is rich as fuck..... ladies 😏

No she's right stop holding out your skincare routine on us Donald. I mean Donward.

I read "SMAACK" and my first instinct was to think that Donald just full power bitch slapped Daisy straight across the face they really should've chosen a better choice of onomatopoeia there

DICKIE SIGHTING hi dickie :3

Listen. I've read this comic before. I thought I would be ready for cunty vampire Magicstone. I was not ready for cunty vampire Magicstone.

Also they don't even get cool new vampire names... though now that I think about it I guess "Magica" and "Gladstone" are already kinda vampire-sounding names aren't they. Like when have you ever met a mf called GLADSTONE?

NO IT WASN'T YOU GUYS FUCKING BROUGHT HER THERE 😭

the NUCLEAR CODES?!?!?!?

oh

They should let Donald bite people more often. Especially Gladstone.

I think he should have shot them with a real gun

So Donald and Scrooge are gonna act like they didn't enjoy the romance movie but here they are, sitting there looking babygirl as fuck, listening to Daisy and Brigitta rattle off about their whole ass YA novel masterpiece. Nice try boys I know what you are 🫵 you like vampire romance suckers

See??? Losers

Ok that's it I don't know what else you want me to say. I haven't even actually read Twilight or watched the movies sorry but I feel like I have a good enough understanding of what happens just from like being someone that was alive from the years 2008-2012. Happy Halloween 🦇 what do you mean it's septemb

[return-of-a-space-cowboy]

🧚‍♀️ Anon

I’m not sure about what to suggest for your 1,000 milestone, but I want to say congratulations!!

I’m rewatching Tim Burton Batman Movies and I thought to myself, what about JJBA as a Batman AU? (But maybe different versions of Batman besides Tim Burton to give more flavor and depth)

Jonathan, Joseph and Jotaro are Batman (They all fit as Batman and I honestly couldn’t pick one) and they’re siblings

Jonathan is 28, Joseph is 26 and Jotaro is 24 (He’s in college)

Jonathan - He donates to charity and holds charity balls to help the less fortunate while working with his pal Speedwagon to make the streets better (He’s the eldest and handles the Joestar Family Company)

Joseph - The Playboy of the brothers and flirts with different women, he hangs out with his friend Caesar a detective, he’ll get serious under the mask but will mostly stay behind to keep appearances with the Public

Jotaro - The stoic and serious one of the three and is currently the only one who’s still doing school (He’s the youngest) and is friends with Kakyoin who’s an Art Major at the University they go to

Giorno, Josuke and Jolyne can fit as the Robins and Batgirl (I refuse to see how this wouldn’t work) but they’re mainly young teenagers to kid (Josuke

I’m still working on the Villains’ list but this is what I have so far

Dio/DIO - Joker (But he knows how to stay in the Shadows and hide) and his partner is Pucci who’s his Harley Quinn (I actually keep forgetting Dio is canonically Bisexual 😭)

Kars - Poison Ivy and Ra’s la Ghul (It was the earth that birthed him) and has no problem killing millions, half or all of Humanity for the planet (He also looks very cunty already)

Wammu - Bane (This works because he ‘breaks’ the Bat *Joseph*) but he’s intelligent and not an idiot (I actually rage whenever there’s versions of Bane that are unintelligent) he still has a code of honor in battle or course

Diavolo/Doppio - Two-Face (Doppio being a lawyer does sound interesting to me, but he’s seen as a joke by his fellow lawyers because he’s clumsy and timid, until his accident) Doppio and Diavolo share the same body, with one side of their Face Doppio and the other a disfigured Diavolo (Because Diavolo is the evil one) and now they’re the most dangerous Mobster out there with Passione

Darling is either a Therapist who works at the Asylum for the Criminally Insane (No she will not become Harley Quinn) or a Reporter and Photographer who thinks the Caped Crusaders are Heroes to her City instead of Threats (She’ll work with Caesar as his partner)

There’s more but I’m trying to figure out who fits where and it’s actually very fun for this AU

Ooh batman, I do love the Tim Burton adaptation, his style in my opinion really gives Gotham a stand out feel. Big fan of Tim Burton's older works. Though I do feel his modern works have lost the German impressionist roots that really drew me into his work (can you tell that I did a Tim Burton analysis for a whole semester in art class?)

Darling is a psychologist that works at the asylum and knows all three Joestars. She's very bold and speaks her mind. Both complimenting and criticizing those she speaks to.

Jonathan visits the asylum often as he wants to help reform the justice system and as one of their biggest funders it's his right to know how they are conducting their operations as well as a secret second thing...

He usually offers darling invitations to any galas as she's a huge help to him.

Joesph is a university friend of hers, they both studied criminology. Though it was Joesph's major. He has tried to ask her out but due to his playboy status she is quick to remind him that they maybe close but she doesn't believe he's serious about a relationship. (At most it'd be a secret friend's with benefits relationship)

Jotaro like his brother also chose criminology, though his major is Marine ecology. Occasionally daling comes in to help her former teacher as a guest presenter and perhaps through her was able to get an internship at the asylum.

He probably ends up going through and copying all her work files to share with the other two.

She's at this point the only one equipped enough to deal with the high risk inmates. Of course they all have specialized cells to keep them in.

Dio was adopted into the Joestar family at the age of 12 and was set to be another successful member of the Joestar family before George's death. He was found guilty of murdering him as well as planning to kill Jonathan so he could get his hands on the inheritance. Of course in the asylum he tries to gain the empathy of others with half truths. Doesn't work on darling, it's technically a conflict of interest due to her association with the Joestars but she's the only one who can work with him. She knows the other side of the story. She also knows Jonathan also visits him during his inspections and is trying his best to reason with Dio.

As she puts it

"You were set for success, you had the money, the intellect and the looks but like Icarus you flew to close to the sun"

He likes the challenge darling presents, most would have fallen head over heels for him. He just wants to get in that pretty little head of hers. He's already planned his escape with the asylum priest Pucci, who he's already charmed.

Kars was prolific scientist in the bio engineering field before his DNA was was spliced with an unknown material. He's gone mad, claims he's the apex being and that humans are destroying the natural order.

She doesn't really get anywhere with him at first. But when Wammu and Saitana (who I imagine could be clayface) got incarcerated, darling finds out they're cousins. Kars actually cared for them when they were younger but they became estranged as adults due to their careers. She brings it up and it strikes a cord. Gets him to finally start talking. He realizes that darling is a good person, just very misguided in his eyes. Perhaps he could get her to realize the truth.

Wammu was an athlete, always pushed his body to the limits and so when his body began to fail him he began relying on steroids to keep him competing. Eventually that was not enough and he underwent a experimental treatment that worked a little too well. He needs to be in a mostly metal cell in the basement as he could've easily punched through a brick wall. Even now he seems to only be getting stronger, soon steel won't be enough. The staff decide to sedate him to keep him in check. Even a specialized diet to avoid anymore muscle development.

Despite being sedated he's still awake just not entirely there. Darling does still visit him and talks. She also informs him that Kars is there and relays conversations between the two as it's giving her a lot of insight.

Doppio's life was changed when the priest who adopted him was murdered and home was set on fire. He wanted to become a lawyer to bring justice to those who who ruined the lives of the less fortunate. Little did he know the one who had ruined his was himself.

No one really took him seriously, he seemed way to soft to be in that position. Even though he was the top of his classes at university. He is hopelessly clumsy, dropping documents or tripping over himself. However during one trial he was able to put a major crime lord behind bars and it felt like he was finally getting somewhere... until one of his subordinates caught him and pushed half his face into acid.

That was when he became aware of his other, darker half. Who managed to break out of his binds and kill the perpetrator. He was let go as it was self defense but Doppio was no longer the same, two people now fully aware of one another in a shared body.

After a string of crimes he was brought in and darling was assigned to him.

Doppio is very understanding and soft spoken, and thus darling offers him the same. He knows why and has no objections to being imprisoned.

Diavolo is more cold but is prone to outbursts. Doppio is always his greatest concern and know that he has a crush on their cute psychologist and he promise him he'll get her, he promises.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Hi!

So, I've seen a few sporadic opinions from you on the different parental figures, adoptive or otherwise, people have come up with for Spider. Since I absolutely love reading your opinions and ideas regarding Avatar, I really wanted to ask: based on what you've seen from the fandom so far, what do you think of the different parents people give Spider?

Thanks! :)

Hi! Aww, I appreciate that! Sure, let's see what we can come up with.

So, I have given a few more detailed thoughts on most parents for Spider, so if anyone wants those just ask for those specific ones. Here I will just give basic thoughts.

Miles Quaritch; this one should be obvious. Bad, abusive, parent. Can never be a good one, their entire relationship at this point is built on manipulation and forced trauma bonding. He Patty Hearst'ed this child. The fandom is kidding themselves and it does make me upset.

Paz Socorro; this one is a tad more understandable, but the push to make Paz a sympathetic character confuses me. We only know canonical bad things about her. She could be anything though, she's a blank slate, so even though it isn't a headcanon I enjoy, it doesn't bother me.

Sully Family: I've made many longer posts about this, but they are my favorite Spider parents. Not only is it where the story intends to go, but it's so interesting. I love found familys, even when it hurts and it's a little fucked up, and that's just where he belongs in my opinion. They have the ability to understand him better than anyone else ever could.

Tonowari and Ronal: This one to me, while usually adorable, is like a fun little delusional fantasy. It's hard for me to get into because it feels so out of reality. That lovely cunty bitch Ronal is nEVER going to be nice to Spider. She is going to treat him like dirt next movie in the beginning, and it is going to break our little hearts. Obsessed with her, lol. Let her be the judgemental bitch she is.

Tsu'tey and Norm Spellman: These ones both mean the entire world to me, not gonna lie. Not as much as Spider Sully, but it's god damn close. It's like he's Spider Sully and still had a good childhood but still was raised with the Sully kids as their barnacle bestie, and can still be in any of his rarepairs. It makes my day. Someone write me one where Norm and Tsu'tey raise Spider tOGETHER, while being IN LOVE.

[kerubimcrepin]

Liveblog - Dofus, livre 1 : Julith [PART 6]

This has very intriguing implications... Like what do you mean by "bras are prohibited"?

Also, Lilotte and Joris are so cute here...

The fact that Joris can't make friends like this as an adult is just tragic to me. There's a lot of tragedy to the series and the movie, to someone who knows how his life turns out.

One must remember that, at the end of the day, that despite the neglect, Joris is very sheltered and bad at socialization. She's pulling him out of his shell. (Even if he made the first step, by deciding to disregard everything Kerubim told him.)

Tbh I kind of ship them, in a "they date for a week when they're 15 before Joris realizes he is (choose one of following, according to your headcanon) not straight / specifically not into her. Even though dating was his idea. Because he thought it'd be cool and awesome." way

(I just think Joris having "i NEED to be a true man" issues like Kerubim, but solving them as a teen just because he can't muster up the willpower to give a shit about it for 40 years, would be funny.)

Despite the issues of jealousy, he does think she's awesome. He's a bestie, not a worstie.

"IF THERE'S SOMETHING MY LONG LIFE HAS TAUGHT ME, IS THAT THERE ARE NO UNSOLVABLE PROBLEMS" - Joris Jurgen, the guy who rushes in first and thinks second.

He's so cunty and mean this whole movie. I love it.

Renaissance painting.

He knows he's doing something "selfish", but he can justify it to himself because she asked him to leave her first.

The thing about Joris is that even as a child, he does not look his age. Just think about this: Amalia is 13 in Wakfu season 1, and Yugo is 12.

Joris still looks like his 7yo self, and in Wakfu MMO, Khan says that he thought Joris was 8, when they first met.

No wonder he likes Khan that much. Khan is just like Kerubim fr.