#he’s philza fucking minecraft

[concerned-k1wi]

I love how much of a subtle powerhouse q!Phil is? I’m not quite sure how to say this but what I mean is like.. Phil is good at pvp but when you see him next to a lot of others he’s the ‘good but not as good as x person’ so it kind of flies under the radar right up until you’re on the other end of his sword.

At this point everybody is aware of how insanely observant Phil is (seriously, it’s actually so fucking impressive). The invis admin Phil called out for being able to hear their footsteps, the bird(?) that he saw in the horizon, that time he saw mobs dying faintly in the distance and immediately said it was Etoiles, IMMEDIATELY clocking that code Chayanne and Tallulah weren’t his kids (which to this day is one of my fav qsmp moments because it’s actually so cool and just the instant sense of alarm as Phil gets suspicious), etc etc.

He’s connected dots super quick with lore shit (most recent example with Forever being possessed) and just generally has super smart moments I love, but as much as everyone sees all of that I feel like often it happens in the background enough or infrequently enough that it’s fairly subtle until you look at everything together. Phil just kind of sits in the background being quietly a badass until suddenly shit goes down and then he’s often the first person paying attention and starting to fight.

I just love that Phil is hanging out in the background quite often letting things happen around him and taking it all in, and then the moment someone he cares about is in danger he just suddenly has a bunch of information and is like ‘yeah I noticed this thing earlier’ and has a bunch of skills that help people out with stuff (info on mob farms, a shit ton of vanilla meta and info, etc.).

All this to say, I love q!Phil and I am holding him gently in my hands but also standing back in awe watching him do cool shit.

^this is one of my favourite qsmp images

[concerned-k1wi]

Phil makes me laugh about how he goes from knowing nothing to knowing everything in lore so fast

Phil: *completely oblivious*

Tallulah: Forever shot me

Phil: OH NO FOREVER IS POSSESSED

Like, how

[kristiliqua]

doodles from the stream today :)

[raindrops-on-concrete]

idc how dramatic your tv show or movie or whatever is, nothing will beat Philza Minecraft rushing to the adoption center in seconds to retrieve his children, taking them home before most parents had even arrived, immediately checking them for damage, giving them food and checking all his chests to find bamboo to make tallulah a new flute

[mvffinhamster]

“morning crew will know”

“cellbit’s gonna figure out”

“etoiles will free phil”

BUT WHAT IF MISSA WILL FIND HIM AND GET HIM OUT??? (or get himself trapped too because he’s still missa)

[rgb-pixel]

To me it looked like they all hit that metal pretty hard :(

[spacebar2]

Wilson weed and chommy innit from my au.

Boing boing booinngg swish swish swish.

Some frames I like.

(I don't support Wilbur Soot/William Gold. Character, not creators.)

[ramblings-of-a-coward]

Philza saying all the stuff Crows have been trying to say for two days

[roxepyy]

philza with 3 eggs... whatever could go wrong?!?!?!?

FUCKING HEROBRINE SHOWING UP?!?!?!?!?!?! EX FUCKING CUSE ME

[zeb-z]

I would kill a man to get Foolish a seat at the Ordem Paranormal: Quarentena table to be perfectly clear

[cosmic-d1ce]

Phil left for a few days and now hes a bug what happened guys come on

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Its fascinating how little of a shit Philza gives when addressing Cucurucho. Cucurucho is the Census Bureau, the head admin of Quesadilla Island. First impressions are usually somewhere between curiously unnerved to downright terrified, and opinions from people who have known them for longer are always somewhat unsure, especially if you've had the displeasure of being on their bad side. But Mr. Anarchist Felipe fucking Minecraft does not care about how he addresses Cucurucho, he will give them commands with no thought to that fact that he's bossing around the fucking Census Bureau of the organization that controls their very lives. Cucurucho has more power than him, and its no secret, but Philza acts as though the playing field is even as can be.

[sammythedemon]

omg i didnt show yall my masterpiece yesterday

[mini-uzzy]

RAAAAHHH RAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[rakkuntoast]

my enjoyment of philever is a constant battle of deciding if its funnier them getting platonically involved or forever being permanently in his boyfailure era

[tomfrogisblue]

But it would be hilarious for Wilbur to pop in to his team, Team Bolas, and just be flashbanged with Everything that has been driving everyone insane for the last week and the sheer craziness of all the members that were pretty normal (in comparison, like no one was okay then either) when he left them last

Not least the fact that his Dadza has once again joined a new server and adopted like 12 children simply by existing near them