#eggza minecraft

[sammythedemon]

omg i didnt show yall my masterpiece yesterday

[ramblings-of-a-coward]

THEY MADE SIGNS FOR EGGZA!!!

[viruswww]

Eggza my beloved

[redraven393]

Happy (late) Birthday Philza

despite being EXTREMELY late to the party

(and with many recent incidents within the community)

i still want to say birthday to Philza Minecraft (the main POV for all of my QSMP content) and decided to post this drawing here.

I present to you all an Eggza

[isa-ghost]

you have eggza headcanons perhaps? 👉👈

I will take any headcanons of course, I love your headcanon posts

Previous Sets:

Set 1

Set 2

Set 3

Set 4

Set 5

Set 6

MORE: Eggza Edition

Starting with two I made in previous sets:

When left to his own devices & off-duty as dad + not needed by any of the islanders for something serious, he let's loose. No more wise bad bitch crow man who's palpably emotionally damaged yet won't admit it. He's off the shits. You've seen Eggza. That's him de-stressing by fully indulging his favorite things: preparing necessities for survival & being an absolute wildcard.

When he heard someone on the island made up a rumor that Eggza is legit because Phil taste-tested a cookie out of curiosity, he took that and RAN. Yeah. He's egg sometimes. Who's his parent you ask? Well that's a secret (it's Rose).

Remember how I said he commits to bits super hard? Yeah. Eggza is his second biggest bit after the 4th Wall existentialism but it's quickly surpassing it to his biggest one

Genuinely he enjoys his Eggza time. Everyone knows they'll get nothing but task help out of him more or less, so they more or less leave him alone unless it's to say hi or a chance encounter.

Everyone finds him speaking with signs funny and endearing. Except Tubbo. But that's understandable, dyslexia go brr. Even though the fool sometimes forgets he can tts the signs. It's fine, he's most likely to derail Eggza's cookie grinding so it's better if Tubbo stays away doing Tubbo things

He's torn between the kids witnessing Eggza & never witnessing Eggza. He can't tell what's funnier or if he'd be embarrassed. They've heard stories from other eggs though

He has no interest in making himself Look like an egg. The sign usage is all he needs. And its funnier when you approach your grown ass man best friend Philza Minecraft only for him to look as wild as he did during Purgatory but without the Looks Like He's Dying Slowly part & refuse to talk to you verbally. The "what the fuck is happening here" is the best part of Eggza, if he starts LOOKING like an egg everyone will understand what's going on and that's lame

He bounces off everyone's energy. The more unhinged they are, the more unhinged he is. Unless he's harassing the baker. Then he fuels his own fuckery

The funny thing is he makes sure everyone thinks he's constantly this wild gremlin that only knows one thing: Grind. But really if no one's around while he's grinding, he's actually just straight up vibing. Got headphones in, blasting his jams, doin his work. In his lane, unbothered, flourishing.

I would sell my soul to see Eggza beat the ever-loving shit out of Purgatory workers it'd be so fucking funny holy shit

One of his favorite parts of going Eggza Mode is amusing his friends with the way he's just a nonverbal weirdo. Especially when he answers something they say by just dancing

If He's An Extra Silly Gremlin They'll Give Him Avocado Toast As A Treat

No one knows where he shoos his crows off to when he's Eggza. Or if it's some unspoken "ok time to scatter" rule as soon as he puts the gas mask on by the bakery. But they disperse and for a while, the other islanders can't shake the feeling of Phil seeming strangely bare for some reason. It's bc the murder is away

Tbh I bet even without the Hardcore dreams, he'd sleep a long time with how hard he works as Eggza

"Hard work," I say, as if most of the time Phil isn't just making mobs insatiable amounts of horny so everyone can give the baker what they're asking for (the awareness of this is half of why he's so unhinged as Eggza, it's too absurd & funny to him)

Calling back to another prev non-Eggza hc I made, he has less of a filter when he's not parenting or in peril. He has said some absolutely wild out of pocket shit on signs

If given the right kind of motivation, an islander could probably get Eggza to go feral and kill something or someone. Fit tosses him a stack of whatever arbitrary item Phil might find enticing enough atm & Phil is suddenly on a spree like he was with those bunnies that one time

[poltergeist-coffee]

ROYALTY AU, I LOVE THOSE Pac as a king, Fantasminha, you are amazing for doing this Let my boy be a king

Phil is just on the wall, he's a wall boi

Talking about our fellow Felipe Minecraft... HE'S EGGZA NOW I love when they simple pick a word and put a za in the end Dadza, eggza, crowza, killza

I would love to know more about the each kingdoom when you have time

And Cellbit and Bagi... I can only think of Cellbit going to the kingdom only to people immediately recognizing him as Bagi's brother and he being confused Unlikely to be what happens but it was a funny thought

I will hear anything you have to say about your aus, I love all of them

Forever: "I won't tell anyone about the black matter thing, nobody will know-" Also Forever: "hey pac, I want to tell you something"

Them<3

"I wanted to let you know, it's favela for favela"

"Yeah, a bit shattered but we will glue the pieces back"

Piranha duo my beloved I love that name KKKKKKKKKKKKK

"I NEED THOSE ARROMBADOS TO NOT BREAK MY SISTEM, THE DEMOCRACY IS PART OF MY SISTEM"

"IT WAS A ACCIDENT"

"If there's a mod that put a pan, I will find a way to make the pan make everyone safer" That's my president

New mods maybe? New mods:D? Forever is talking about asking for new mods

Unfortunally, apparently the president happens to have a problem where... HIS BLOOD IS PITCH BLACK??????? I'm going to look for a clip of when he talked to Cucurucho But man, my boy is not okay

Also I heard that Ranboo will be the gm of a rpg for the first time? I saw it once a few days ago, and I if remember well, Aimsey, Slime and Cellbit will be participating?

One of the things I would have never expected a year ago was Cellbit and Ranboo metting and playing, is nice to see how many doors qsmp opened And I still not over Cellbit's chat having a gay panic and getting shy because of Sneeg's voice

Forever asking for mod names on the chat Fit just went "minecraft sex mod" Another day on the lgbtqsmp island, imagine the things they could do with this

Also I heard fit said, out loud, he likes pac? Like, everybody knew, but he said it?

At least some couples are working I heard Bagi and Tina kissed, on the cheek, but still

Guapoduo hopefully will be just fine once they are together again

I just remembered the time I was doing a rp with some friends and there these those two characters who were having a gay panic since they met and I say off the rp, because at some point one of them called the other gatinha once, "imagine if she starts calling her gatinha" and my friend just went "SAPHIC GUAPODUO"

Pac is talking with chat about and someone said orespawn That would be chaotic Sadly I think that mod is only avaliable to 1.7.2, I remember watching videos with that mod but never played 1.7.2 used to be my favourite version to play with mods actually I just liked it, thaumcraft was fun to play in that version, I'm don't know much about the newer versions tho, didn't play much

-Plate anon

Philza's name is so nicknameable i love it. it's like roier adding -ioer to the end of anything and that's him now. i love it we need more of it XDD

FELIPE MINECRAFT!!! OFFICIAL BRAZILIAN!!! YAHOOOO

vv quick about bagi and cellbit's kingdom >:DD : it's called Orparon inspired by Ordem Paranormal ofc and they worship four deities! Knowledge, death, blood, and chaos and have a very high belief in the paranormal. All citizens of the kingdom have the oppertunity to pick which deity they want to like be apart of/to worship and that's like a super important part of who they are. It usually relates to what sort of magic that person will do and learn as well!! The royal family kept what Cellbit looked like super hidden because they feared people trying to imitate him but he has the classis white hair streak still. Bagi's hair is flipped like her hc character so all white with a brown streak in the front!! ALSOOO Pac's kingdom is called Chume kingdom and they consider magic like a sort of science so it's highly researched and studies >:DD Because Pac is a prince/to be king he gets his own lab and greenhouse where he grows magical plants in the castle. He makes his own poisons (for fun) and antidotes for a lot of them so if anyone wants to assassinate him they will have to pick something that isn't poison related lmao

i love pirananahduo :')) they've grown so much closer recently it's so sweet (before purgaotry esp during the happy pills arc) i love seeing pac on forever's streams TT

I love you mr. president. his blood and black he is likely dying on the inside to an infection no one knows the cure to OR knows about and yet he wants to find a way to make frying pans safer/have people be safer TT i love him

YES!! Ranboo's Subathon starts tomorrow (December 13 I think) and on one of the days during his subathon they will be playing DND!! i have no idea if it's tomorrow or if it's like.....on another day but THEY ARE PLAYING TOGETHER AND IM SO EXCITED!!!!! AAAH ITS GOING TO BE SO FUN I JUST KNOW IT TT <33 the qsmp has opened so many doors for so many creators it's so nice to see :"))

SAPPHIC GUAPODUO OUTSOLD OG GUAPODUO!!! so sorry kings but woman are better u-u it's just facts

i am not smart enough to figure out minecrat mods so ive never played with any kjsndvas my younger brother plays a lot more then me, he use to play a lot using the origins mod. i use to watch a lot of mod vidoes/playthrough with modded minecraft tho

[greyyson-but-no]

okay idea:

instead of phil becoming eggza when he's grinding the missons off-stream, he becomes ratza instead.

ratza

[nachosforfree]

I love how you've become the prophet of the DSMP to your followers. Do you have any more wisdom for us, oh mighty gay prophet.

:music note: eggza minecraft has a knife, he is gonna end techno's life~ :music note:

[rorschach-black]

EGGZA MINECRAFT HAS A KNIFE!! HE IS GONNA END TECHNO'S LIFE!!

I love how you've become the prophet of the DSMP to your followers. Do you have any more wisdom for us, oh mighty gay prophet.

:music note: eggza minecraft has a knife, he is gonna end techno's life~ :music note: