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Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

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oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD. DID MUMBOJUMBO TAKE MY PERIOD???? keep it mumbo it’s all yours buddy

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WE FUCKING LIVED

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I want someone to make a quiz featuring random Dream's quotes where you have to guess whether it was a quote from his villain minecraft rp five years ago or from his recent drama stream. The level of difficulty would be unreal

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thou shalt not deny or argue with the tumblr gods. does this blasphemy work? let’s see guys (oh my god what the shakespeare)

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Elon musk nazi salute on national TV is insane like there's really no assassins rn?

Edit bc I can't rb with videos

He did it, twice, back to back. Insane

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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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No thanks.

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One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

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i will tag all of his gay lovers i remember love this.. reblogs

Love the idea of all these men falling in love with Philza for how badass he is and how he takes no shit and how refuses to go against his morals and he's like this warrior of death.

And then his wife visits for a day is he is the sappiest wet cat fool ever. He holds the door open for her, she smiles at him and he crumples, she asks him something and he strives to do everything in his power to do it, no matter if it goes against his morals. And everyone goes "this can't be normal. This isn't Phil, she's mind controlling him"

And then Phil goes "wanna see something cool? And Kristin goes "omg yes" and they blow up badboyhalo's house and everyone goes "there henis, typical Phil". And while Phil is distracted Kristin goes over to each of his husbands and gives them a thumbs up or down of approval. And it doesn't affect anything, but you do have to live with the fact that the goddess of death does not think you're fit for her husband.

And then Kristin gets drunk with all of Phil's lovers and disappears the next day everyone goes "was tha real? Or did the wine fuck me up that much?"

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there is no fuckin’ way

NO. WAY.

this is the funniest shit that i've found out about in months

og tweets: x, x

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I GASPED

SO FUCKING LOUD

I’M SO PROUD TO BE THE TOP VETERANSDUO BLOG. I LOVE YOU ALL CATKISS CATKISS

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dream is talking moodboard

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Loud crunching sound

og poster i want more please

holds out a plate, an empty, bite taken out of plate.

Uhhh tr!phil doodle except idk what I wanna go for with her design but she makes birdhouses with the wood she cuts down and does what she wants ig