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frnkiebby · 1 year ago

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give the poor guy his soda damnit~🎃

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kendyroy · 3 months ago

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logan, you’ve known this guy for 10 secs

#hes insane for this #i would gif this but its 1am right now and im sleepy #just needed to get this out before passing out #maybe i’ll gif it later #thirsty little honey badger #poolverine #logan howlett #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #deadclaws #wade wilson

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ftmsteveraglan · 1 year ago

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the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

#for legal reasone i'm not thirsting over matpat i know he's married lmao #we just love him around here #but hey i'm just thirsty for these three #every type is your type when you're chronically thirsty #william afton #steve raglan #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #ness the waiter #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #shitpost #ftmsr

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hemlock-dreams · 22 days ago

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Your Kraven post you just made is making my brain spin like a microwave going at Mach speed like 1. Hot 2. Very hot 3. The mental image of Wade having a jealous no good very bad time over Spidey and Kraven is absolutely hilarious. I can only Imagine the hijinks and chaos

Wade does not like Kraven. Kraven does not get to pass go. He does not get to collect $200.

#hunting!spider #spiderman #spideypool #deadpool #i draw Wade alot goofier than i imagine him so its less hijinks and more cold blooded murder #Spidey- “is Kraven becoming a merc like what does that even mean?!”#wade isn't just jealous hes SEETHING spidey is HIS mark/toy/future husband (same thing really)#tysm anon!!! i too am super mega thirsty for kraven the huntress #Spiderman misses her alot T_T especially because new Kraven doesn't want to send him/be sent to sexy pound town T_T

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edorazzi · 6 months ago

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I almost forgot it was Sunday, eek! 😱

Page 20 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Adrien comes to terms with the past Ladybug and Chat Noir despising each other, but has questions about Felix's strange loyalty to the Miraculous! 👀💍

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#miraculous ladybug #mentor au #A Matter of Trust #adrien agreste #felix sphinx #bridgette cheng #josie's art #adrien is trying so hard to understand but it's just SO different from what he has with his own ladybug :'0 #felix how COULDN'T you love her at first sight???#for the same reason bri kept pitching this thirsty cat into the seine lmao #the dislike was ABSOLUTELY mutual no matter what fairytales bri tells adrien now she's engaged to felix #tbh she's worried that saying she hated chat noir's guts will affect how adrien sees felix #but there's NO risk of that when adrien is absolutely 100% besotted with this grouchy man

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deserthusbands · 9 months ago

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cody, clearly a little out of it: do you ever get water hungry? i'm hungry.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: ..do you mean thirsty, dear?

cody: water hungry.

obi-wan, kissing cody's cheek: okay, i'll go get you a glass to.. ah, quench your hunger then.

#commander cody #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #codywan #obi wan x cody #incorrect quotes #codywan incorrect quotes #water hungry #hes just thirsty #cc 2224 #obi wan is a sweetie #here's some water :)

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laxxarian · 10 months ago

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No, cuz like

during the cloning arc of Danny, there's at least ONE clone that escaped without Vlad's knowledge. It was a bit more cunning and smart and knew that they had to get away.

The thing is, this clone Danny isn't a halfa at all, its a full on human. Alive and not half dead.

But it is sick and frail so when this clone Danny manages to get to the doorstep of Gotham, it was surprising.

lets call clone Danny as Daniel since it was the name that Vlad mostly used in his mutterings that Daniel caught on.

And while Daniel is in Gotham, sickly and lying on one of the rooftops, he met a vigilante with a red helmet.

"What the-?" Red Hood questioned when he saw Daniel's mouth dripping green blood or some kind of goop, which in turn reminded Red Hood of the Lazarus Pits.

"Who are you, kid?" Red Hood crouches down slowly to Daniel but the boy only turned his back on him, coughing and wheezing, "Hey! What happened to you?!" alarmed and confused, Red Hood shakes the boy gently. His fingertips could easily felt the cold coming off from Daniel's body.

And when Daniel stopped coughing, he faced Red Hood with a tired smile, "I'm fine." Daniel answered, "But I can't be here forever..." he added before coughing up some more of those green goop.

"Hold on, kid." Red Hood said, "I'll get you some help." but Daniel stopped him from leaving.

"Don't. I know when my time is up." Daniel said, "I'm just glad that I get to explore this far..." he wheezes out, "Don't feel bad tho... I'm just a clone..." Daniel stopped breathing.

And Red Hood thinks he's Tim's clone.