#he’s just thirsty

[frnkiebby]

give the poor guy his soda damnit~🎃

[kendyroy]

logan, you’ve known this guy for 10 secs

[hemlock-dreams]

Your Kraven post you just made is making my brain spin like a microwave going at Mach speed like 1. Hot 2. Very hot 3. The mental image of Wade having a jealous no good very bad time over Spidey and Kraven is absolutely hilarious. I can only Imagine the hijinks and chaos

Wade does not like Kraven. Kraven does not get to pass go. He does not get to collect $200.

[ftmsteveraglan]

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

[edorazzi]

I almost forgot it was Sunday, eek! 😱

Page 20 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Adrien comes to terms with the past Ladybug and Chat Noir despising each other, but has questions about Felix's strange loyalty to the Miraculous! 👀💍

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[sthilarions]

For some reason or other (Edwin can’t imagine what) Crystal takes it into her head to compete over how many of the Agency’s young male/male-adjacent clients are attracted to her versus Edwin.

Unfortunately, somehow since Port Townsend it seems like every single man they meet is gay. Crystal doesn’t understand how this is happening. Even the ones that are clearly making eyes at her when they arrive are drooling at Edwin by the time they leave. (“That one used to be married! To a lady woman! With lady tits! Why is he making innuendos about your ass!” “Bisexuality exists, Crystal.” “I know that, I’m the one who told you that.” “Well, then.”)

It’s not fair, Crystal pouts. Edwin doesn’t even want them, he’s way too obsessed with Charles. It’s not fair!

[deserthusbands]

cody, clearly a little out of it: do you ever get water hungry? i'm hungry.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: ..do you mean thirsty, dear?

cody: water hungry.

obi-wan, kissing cody's cheek: okay, i'll go get you a glass to.. ah, quench your hunger then.

[laxxarian]

No, cuz like

during the cloning arc of Danny, there's at least ONE clone that escaped without Vlad's knowledge. It was a bit more cunning and smart and knew that they had to get away.

The thing is, this clone Danny isn't a halfa at all, its a full on human. Alive and not half dead.

But it is sick and frail so when this clone Danny manages to get to the doorstep of Gotham, it was surprising.

lets call clone Danny as Daniel since it was the name that Vlad mostly used in his mutterings that Daniel caught on.

And while Daniel is in Gotham, sickly and lying on one of the rooftops, he met a vigilante with a red helmet.

"What the-?" Red Hood questioned when he saw Daniel's mouth dripping green blood or some kind of goop, which in turn reminded Red Hood of the Lazarus Pits.

"Who are you, kid?" Red Hood crouches down slowly to Daniel but the boy only turned his back on him, coughing and wheezing, "Hey! What happened to you?!" alarmed and confused, Red Hood shakes the boy gently. His fingertips could easily felt the cold coming off from Daniel's body.

And when Daniel stopped coughing, he faced Red Hood with a tired smile, "I'm fine." Daniel answered, "But I can't be here forever..." he added before coughing up some more of those green goop.

"Hold on, kid." Red Hood said, "I'll get you some help." but Daniel stopped him from leaving.

"Don't. I know when my time is up." Daniel said, "I'm just glad that I get to explore this far..." he wheezes out, "Don't feel bad tho... I'm just a clone..." Daniel stopped breathing.

And Red Hood thinks he's Tim's clone.

[orcelito]

Vash the Stampede happy trail. Reblog if you agree

[thenickgirl]

it’s gonna be fine they said

we’ll be more active on social media they said

more streams they said

[nathanbellamy]

Giffing notable moments from the xmen scripts, pt 11

(*, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12)

[kendyroy]

logan keeps a cute little selfie of wade and laura in his wallet

wade keeps a thirst-trap picture of hugh jackman in his wallet

[hemlock-dreams]

okay but how does peter convince wade he's attractive, and that peter is literally obsessed with how he looks, feels etc

There's no way that Peter is ever going to convince Wade that he's attractive. That kind of self-loathing, unfortunately, can't be solved by external means. And Wade objectively knows he's not attractive, so disingenuous compliments get on his nerves.

The best Peter can do is convince Wade to believe Peter when he says he thinks Wade is attractive.

In which that means Wade thinks there's something deeply wrong with the man (but also hopes it doesn't ever get fixed).

[aurinkomoukari]

when u gotta adjust, u gotta adjust 👀🤷🏻‍♂️

[simpingforclaudette]

evil vampire dan stevens can make me his little vampire puppet anytime he wants

[stannyramirez]

george "i'm going punch you in both of your eyes" villiers

𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝐭𝐰𝐨 - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭