#he’s just a kid you stupid idiots
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everyday i can’t help but think about darry and dallys relationship and his reaction (movie wise) when dally died
like steve was at standing with hands in the air and he had this horrified yet look of disbelief on his face. which is similar to the rest of the gangs reactions but darry ?
he’s jumping around pulling his hair and hysterically screaming at the cops that “he’s just a kid you stupid idiots”
#i hope someone else has the words#bc i’m too inarticulate to analyze this properly#but patrick swayze!darry has ruined my brain#i get the urge to watch the movie but then i remember#he’s just a kid you stupid idiots#like ?? wdym they were close enough for darry of all the gang to be the one to spaz out like that#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#darry curtis#dally winston#dallas winston
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"Jason just needs to see things from his family's perspective and understand how much they love him (despite them never actually communicating or showing him through their actions)" is out. "The batfamily putting a single bit of effort into understanding Jason and reconciling with him on his own terms" is in.
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#like genuinely i am sooo tired of the first#like yes yes jason is a stupid unstable idiot who misunderstands everything and somehow comes to the most stupid#wrong conclusions ever and he just needs to see things from his family's perspective#and learn how much they loved and missed him when he was dead WHATEVERRR can you shut uppp#cus yknow how many times i've read fic of any of the batfam actually holding jason's opinion as valid or even doing silly lil small things#like 'not horribly invading his privacy' and 'actually respecting his very reasonable boundaries'? VERY rarely.#when will i get to read a fic where jason's extremely valid&understandable complaints and critiques are actually taken to heart and#anyone puts any effort into actually improving themselves and finding a middle ground#but no sorry i forgot. jason's just a fucking idiot who misreads and misunderstands everything his family does bc he's not a goddamn mind#reader who can somehow understand every miniscule twitch of batman's cape#if my dad prioritized my abuser over me i'd be very valid in concluding he might not care for me that much actually </3#i stop being sympathetic to bruce's issues the moment they're used as an excuse for him to mistreat his kids sorryyy#sorry i'm in a pissy mood rn. this isn't directed at any one specific person i'm just annoyed how common this is. it's a whole pattern.#its own genre of jason fic with no warning for it
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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Have you guys seen those videos of people dressing up as the grinch (typically it would be a relative duh) scaring the children and pretending to steal their gifts? Well, I can totally see Gojos unserious goofy ass doing that to a young Megumi, Tsumiki (and when he invites Suguru and his girls over) the twins. 💀💀💀😭😭
#the poor girls all hurdling hastily behind either Suguru shoko or more then likely YOU clinging tightly onto your pjs and wailinggg 😭😭#and then you have megumi#whose just dead ass glaring at the idiot hiding behind the stupid costume like he already knows who it is (he’s a smart kid) 😭😭💀#I can’t stop cackling at this! (currently watching them on TikTok and they’re all sending meeee 💀💀💀💀😂😂😭)#later Nanami would reprimand Gojos dumbass and coddle the girls along with a trying-not-to-cackle Suguru (mean sugu >:’()#plssss this is so adorably hilarious#can you imagine the trauma those poor kids are going to have growing up now??#dreading Christmas because of this Goofy ass??? 😭😭😭💀#heLP#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#shoko ieiri#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro tsumiki#nanako hasaba#mimiko hasaba#jjk
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To me the thing is that like Bruce had the safety of some form of “professional boundary” with dick n obviously they clicked and then after dick left was like oh he meant so much to me :( and so jumped feet first into literal actual fatherhood with a kid who not only *doesn’t* have a trauma that scarily parallels bruces but is traumatized in ways he doesn’t understand. And Bruce thought his relationship with dick made him experienced for parenting and he adopts Jason. UNQUALIFIED
#I know it’s v easy to hate Bruce in DitF but like he is worried about Jason’s possibly suicidal behavior#but then you rmemeber that like last issue he was like wow this dumb bitch idiot silly stupid girl took the easy way out and killed herself#god I really hate that starlins comics r so important bc I think he is a bad Bruce writer like straight up. awful Bruce writer#BRUCE WOULDVE AT LEAST TOLD GLORIA HIS PLAN AND ASKED HER TO BE STRONG NOT JUST SECRETLY WAITED AND LEFT HER FEELING ALONE!!!!!!!!#and then obviously it ends so poorly for Bruce and then tim comes along and is like don’t worry I have parents#so Bruce is not scared. if tim were an orphan I don’t want to think it would’ve worked out#but by BftC tim is constantly referring to Bruce as his ‘father’ anyway. more examples that just what I’m rereading now#and then there’s also the like meta aspect of how in Jason’s re-intro he is kind of deliberately portrayed as NOT fucked up#like he’s physically capable he isn’t dirty#and then starlin comes in and is like no he’s a mess he’s a fucking messss but I hate how he did it BUT#parallels the only way I can wrap my head around the ‘Bruce adopted him’ retcon. and the way he started yelling at him so much#when jason started acting out. WHY ARENT YOU EASY (like dick)#I try to remind myself Jason’s just a kid. I call him a man out loud
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I know 'person with secret to hide spots other person with secret to hide but doesn't say anything' is like. Thee trope in superhero crossovers, but come on! Some of these guys have been doing this for decades! There's tons of heroes that have gone to pretty extreme lengths to be Completely Imperceptible in civilian life.
Don't you think it's scarier, after all is said and done, to sit there and think I didn't notice a thing? I wouldn't have ever realised? I would never have known? To know that someone you were familiar with - close with, even! - had this whole other personality and skillset and powers and experiences and life just behind the curtain, and they hid it so completely you didn't even see it was there.
'I always knew there was something off' what if you didn't. How world shaking would it be to be so utterly blindsided? To know that this person had somehow learned to so deceptive?
#Strongly inspired by the dp x dc where Danny knows what up IMMEDIATELY or a bat clocks Danny as super suspicious within mins of meeting#Or the amount of reveal fics caused by the hero slipping up in some stupid way and getting themselves doxxed against their will#Like come on!! Full time heroes like superman or batman or Spidey go to great lengths to construct an entirely separate civilian persona!#And yes I know they've had their idiot moments when it comes to their identities but they've kept their secret rock solid for irl DECADES#What's an identity reveal without drama!! Shake it up! Stir the pot! Not a slow and gradual build up of suspicion and stress#But two high speed trains coming at right-angles and the audience is the only one who can see the incoming crash#Twist the knife in if you want. Make it HURT. Make it completely rewrite what they believed.#Short ID reveals are great for this because you can SEE the ripple effects spreading out as the story ends. Just BANG.#But also no ID reveal at all. The main character goes through the story regularly interacting with and developing character right alongside#A hero in hiding and no one is ever the wiser. You're a worker in WE fending off attempts to steal your inventions and Bruce Wayne#Invites you to his office to discuss security and he walks you back to your office when you get nervous about a break in.#You're struggling with school bullies and getting into trouble over your photography hobby and Peter Parker is right there alongside#You complaining about rich kids and fiddling with the outdated finicky lenses you got from the school.#You're a reporter unpicking a mystery scandal and you ask resident tank Clark Kent if he's able to play bodyguard if you go somewhere shady#The reader knows. No one else notices a thing.#And besides focusing on the civilian side is a nice change of pace! Let's see how they manage leading double lives!#What do I even tag this#batman#superman#Marvel#Dcu#spiderman#secret identity#identity reveal#long tags#captain marvel#miraculous ladybug#I know I know#hero and villain
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Hunter notices Amity is really distressed about that new kid Odalia somehow has, so he eventually suggests kidnapping because Odalia sucks as a parent and why not? Amity is still in her bloodline deduction state of mind so she blurts out that people will then make the awful mistake of assuming Grimwalker Alador is THEIR child, which is the wrong thing to say because for Hunter that's hilarious and even more reason to go kidnap him.
i love the shitpost horror-comedy universe where lumiter just keep acquiring grimwalker babies that look like them. in increasingly stupid & ill-conceived ways. between luzwalker and aladorwalker anyone who knows the three of them is like damn hunter why does the universe let you have unprotected sex with Two girlfriends. while hunter is out here like. ok. i have literally never even Attempted to touch either of these women in my life. and have no idea What The Actual Fuck is going on. however i Will commit to the bit if prompted.
#IT'S SO STUPID. none of this is canon and i rarely get invested in kid AUs but i DO love kid AUs that are really fucking funny.#too many grimwalkers! a timeline about how nobody will stop fucking making grimwalkers#also eternally compelled by a hunter who will just roll with anything. his levels of not giving a fuck are off the charts#i think canon hunter cares a whole lot about everything all the time forever. however#AU hunter has all his emotional eggs in like 3 baskets & anything outside of that is just a fun playground. why would he care what#anyone thinks of him. people have been making the wrong assumptions about him and luz for as long as he can remember#if being assumed to be someone's boyfriend protects them and/or furthers a very funny rivalry then sure. he'll have fun with it#AU hunter is the kind of friend every dyke needs when they go to non-queer bars. 'do you want me to kill that guy for you'#replies#toh#princess luz au#and who is that other witch#horrible mindscape trauma pals#shitty idiot repression gang
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i don't think i'll ever get over how people treat kids that aren't good in school as worthless no matter what. "oh it can't be that bad" my guy idk how to tell you this but the last time i went to a normal high school the principal called me into his office to brag about how he failed me in all of my classes before the semester was even finished & i should quit while i'm ahead cuz i'm too stupid ("officially" diagnosed as such by a school counselor & a psychiatrist!!) to succeed. & this is considered normal
#''poor teachers!!'' yeah well at least they can fucking quit & go work somewhere else#''okay but times are different than when you went to school in the 1970's'' this was 2016 my guy. shut the fuck up#''well maybe you were a violent & severely misbehaving kid!'' i wasn't. i have ADHD & severe anxiety disorder & depression#my biggest crime was being too exhausted & dopamine deprived to do my homework#my dad talks about how he was treated in school & i'm like damn dude i went through the same exact shit#how is it that a majority of teachers & principals are still abusive power-tripping pieces of shit 60 years later#why haven't things changed#well actually the answer is simple & it's because they want disabled people to disappear#& if abled students that simply disagree with the way things are done get caught in the crossfire then that is acceptable#because anyone not fit to make billionaires a billion more dollars should just die!#anyways here are my original tags from that gravity falls post i just reblogged:#I know this is supposed to be an appreciation post but like. ''for being the ''dumb one'' he's surprisingly rational.'' seriously??#as ''the dumb'' but ''surprisingly rational'' one of my family this is THEE biggest misunderstanding & it drives me up the fucking wall#just because a person struggles in one area doesn't mean they're stupid & should be an irrational dumb dumb idiot baby holy fuckkk#sorry to OP but even when people try to ''appreciate'' stuff like this they can't help but throw in insults#simply because they genuinely believe that ''even though you're stupid you SURPRISINGLY act competent sometimes'' is a compliment#I'm less mad about this & more sad that this kind of shit is still so prevalent in 2024#both Stanley & Stanford are smart & competent & rational#they just show it in different ways & exceed in different (sometimes overlapping) subjects#this is normal for human beings but the big societal scam is that if you don't do it in the way Ford does then you're stupid & a failure#& being surprised that Stan is also smart & competent in his own ways is the biggest sing that you fucking fell for it dude#btw before i get @ ed for this. i WAS that kid#i was so much that kid the school actually diagnosed me with stupid & spiteful & i was told to quit while i was ahead (they failed me befor#obviously this is very personal for me but also i don't think people realize the language they use is on purpose & it's used specifically t#& it's still happening right now & that just. makes me wanna cry honestly#like why are people still surprised that people can specialize in something despite bad grades in school#you know. the thing we all know is literally rigged to either put you in jail or in a factory to make billionaires more money.#man sorry for the rant the original spirit of the post is super correct but like fuck HS grade-centric judging of people's entire character#Stan being able to defeat Bill is just not at all surprising if you were him or knew/know someone like him#or really paid any attention at all to the show while watching it
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the DM playing Hope and her mother had them both react to this as if it was super normal and not a bad idea at all and even, above-table, gave me some pushback on Elyss having strong opinions against it, on the grounds of like, Oh, Well, Times Were Different in Ye Olde Dayes, You Know, and anyway his daughter is six now so I should probably go ahead and get her a dagger, I hear they make great gifts for kindergartners
#just kidding it was very obvious at the time that he couldn't recognize belial's player making an in-character poor choice on purpose#and was Uncomfortable with what he perceived as Me giving *the player* a hard time and shutting him down and calling HIS idea bad#because he is :) fundamentally incapable of really understanding what Playing A Role actually is or means :)#haha anyway this is the same person who catastrophically blew up at Me over my PC being mad that his PC kept fucking her over#haha anyway yes this IS felix's DM also#yeehaw#anyway one thing I love about belial's player is how willing he is to commit to the bit#even (especially?) when the bit is 'my character is going to be stupid or aggressive or contentious or hard to like right now'#even! and especially!! when that puts his character into conflict with others!!!#and his reward is juniper would die for fengling and wants to kiss her in the moonlight#and I drew belial so MUCH when this campaign was still good because his and elyss' relationship is SO complex and fascinating#no you shouldn't give a five year old a fucking knife. yes of course I'll give her knife combat lessons and I'm touched that you asked.#but I'm also going to get her a TRAINING DAGGER. and teach her how to HIDE and RUN AWAY first and foremost. idiot. god.#my art#my OCs#elyss#about me
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"Friends to lovers" this "fake dating" that.
No man what I want is two losers who are best friends/in a qpr and one is Way more open and physically affectionate about it than the other, who just happens to be a fucking idiot about it.
#second pics caption is like#when u realize ur bestie/whatever is not kidding about kissing you and u have to play it cool but youre failing. hard#honey if the idiot raised in a glass tube bc of his toxic composition calls you out on being a loser. just take the L man#oh and don't be fooled by Quicksilver being the cool and collected one here. hes usually much worse than this#hes just used to gemini being Like That and is like 😐👍#and i know gemini isnt this pathetic canonically i just like putting his stupid ass in situations#oc: quicksilver#Gemini man#mm3#mega man oc#robot master oc#self insert#selfshipping#art tag#selfship#self ship#mlm self insert#megaman#megaman 3
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It's over guys
#william afton#fnaf#fnaf 4#my art#i honestly hate the guys on twitter dot com going like “ewww did you know there are IDIOTS that made hcs that William was a good dad/#/loved his kids omg how stupid can you be omg hes literally a killer ewww so stoopid small brain idiots!!“#like...cmon...#(btw most of the ppl hating on this hc are the same bitches that thought nightmares werent hallucinations and were actual animatronics...#( and had to read another one book spoonfeeding them this fact to finally understand..#sorry i just hate twitter folks
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i don’t like when cousins marry but i think it’s cute when a young cousin is like “you’re my only family we should get married” that’s cute baby stuff
#like in outlander when young ian proposes to brianna & she’s like WHAT THE FUCK? and jamie’s like ‘get up idiot’#he’s just a stupid 16 year old trying to be nice to his cousin#sweetrobin is just a scared little kid who wants sansa to stay with him 😭😭😭😭😭😭#when she’s like ‘YOU WOULD DISHONOR ME WITH A BASTARD’ and he looks ‘stricken’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#getting on my soap box
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i love tfa sentinel prime because hes like
perfect example of youth arrogance and pride
theres so much to do. so much potential how to develop him from there
you can drop him into life and let his superficial layers shatter
you can have him outgrow that shell and have it fall off on its own
you can have him shrink in there and fill the empty space with insecurities
another season of tfa would fix my entire life
develop sentinel prime and my life is yours (even if its backwards AHA)
#when i was young i was ubased and i didnt understand peak#i grew a little and i met more people#sometimes people put on that face so others stop talking to them#sometimes its a response to try to control how others react to you. gives a superficial sense that you are in charge#when i started seeing more possibilities i was like damn i cant believe i was an idiot#now im even older and dude screw that i just love a cocky bastard#hes just an asshole just cuz. who cares if its 'justified' or not. its fun#now im 10 minutes older than when i started this post and i decided everything is good. every single flavor of tfa sentinel prime is peak#give me 100 more of this stupid bitch#give me all of that#technically i was still based as a kid its just that i got peer pressured into pretending to hate him
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funniest thing about having an absent father bc of work is that i'm supposed to be thankful for it bc he brought in the money.
#johnny's silly rambles#like. i am. but i'm supposed to not still have issues with him being here#when he left again and again in my childhood#do you think a small kid has a concept of “he has to do that for the money”?#also I'm supposed to be thankful for him coming back after all he did???#let's be fucking real here he abandoned his kids (us) and now he has a fucking child somewhere else which he now-#-also fucking ABANDONED#he fucked up big time on all sides just bc he's fucking stupid as shit and doesn't know real life consequences#and he still doesn't bc my mum took him in AGAIN after all this#he's a spoiled fucking dumb idiot that has no life and who won't deal with shit#he won't even clean his own glasses HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS IS THAT#anyways.........#just thought of this bc of lrb lol
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Nami: Geez what's that noise on deck
Usopp: Just Luffy and Zoro having a fight
Nami: What about
Usopp: Whose turn it is to use that one brain cell they share
#I don't get it. They say such wise and intelligent stuff sometimes. How can they be so DUMB#I mean it's possible to handle them when they're separated. But COMBINED. Hell to the fucking no#They came they saw they fucked shit up#Each of them is dumb but when they're together they somehow manage to be even more dumb like what is that. What#It's when you meet your friends and you all just become that same level of stupid.#Zoro is a brutal badass my ass. Just put him next to Luffy and then see how much of an idiot he actually is.#They're so comfortable around each other that they just don't care. They allow themselves to be as stupid as they really are#And these guys are future pirate king and his right hand aka worlds strongest swordsman. OH MY GOD#Everyone will wonder how they actually achieved their goals while being so goddamn stupid#Zoro's dumb but he makes pretty kids#One piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#Sun god and King of Hell
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Ngl bad parents give me such an ick like stay tf away from me ew
#this cousin of mine has twins#twin boys#and while i sort of understand why she is the way she is with them#i realy cant wrap my head completely around it#because well#its such blind idiot stupid fucking BAD behaviour especially for a mother was especially towards her children#especially when theyre twins and youre so blatantly partial the favoured one KNOWS hes favoured#like. she has absolutely ruined her second boy and absolutely cannot handle him and yet slaps him every chance she gets#doesnt listen to him refuses to indulge him even the least bit shows zero affection and ive been here three days and man can i see#that child is fucking parched for affection specifically from him mother because he is neglected#he knows he is neglected#he is scared shitless of her and acts out of his way to get any attention he can because that is the only time his mother will hold him#be it with sharp fingers and a hold that digs into his skin#theyre literally just 5 years old#the neglected child i a fucking dream come true. is already smart as FUCK#does anything you tell him to do RIGHT THAT SECOND#the only flaw is that he doesnt listen when anyone tells him not to do something which isnt even a flaw for fucks sake#thats a fucking child hes gonna ASK#and you shout at him and dont amswer him and when he keeps asking you hit him#my heart fucking cries man#the other one knows his mother favours him and despises his brother and that evil fucker (i know its not his fault) lies#and gets his brother hit and then fucking TEASES HIM ABOUT IT THREATENS HIM LATER ON LIKE I AM SO DISGUSTED#HOW MUCH OF AN AWFUL PARENT DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR YOUR KIDS TO BE AWARE OF HOW TO MANIPULATE YOU AT THE AGE OF FUCKING FIVE#F I V E (5).#they. are. FIVE.#i seriously want to keep him to myself because she will ruin him#and whats more disgusting is when shes getting him to do stuff shes all like “baby do this” and the moment hes back and standing close she#pushes him away? looks at him disgusted? says “why do you bother me so much”??????#that is child is the most fucking neglected child ive ever seen and seriously man why does this happen and why do I HAVE TO WITNESS IT#the favoured one is pure evil and NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING TO HIM HES DUMB ASF CANT EVEN WRITE ONE WORD WITHOUT DYING DOES NOTHING DOESNT LISTEN
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