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hillbroski · 7 months

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My dnd sillies and that one tweet

#lady on the top left is called Kianda #she’s basically the gangs driver #and mom #eye woman is Ophelia #she named herself after Ophelia from hamlet yes #teeth guy is kander #he’s kind of a werewolf lol #red guy on the left is Elias #he’s bisexual eat hot chip and lie #and guy on the right is ivvain in his post death state #trans oc #trans girl #trans boy #trans girl oc #trans boy oc #monster girl #monster boy oc #monster girl oc #demon oc

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cybertron-smash-or-pass · 7 months

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TFA Bumblebee

#maccadam #poll #transformers #smash or pass #bumblebee #tfa #animated #little yellow catboy twink. with adhd.#all he knows is race be bisexual charge his phone eat hot chip and lie

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johnconstantinesdick · 8 months

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I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

#Percy just likes to eat hot (blue) chip and lie. like any good bisexual.#he’s running the camps propaganda effort all on his own. no one else appreciates it. it’s all ‘why are you fraternizing with the enemy’ and #‘stop telling people you’re married’ and ‘are you trying to babytrap a guy in his twenties with your thirteen year old friend as the baby’#this man’s fatal flaw is loyalty. as long as there’s a slight chance that Luke might come home Percy is going to keep fighting like hell.#combined with Annabeth’s fatal flaw being pride? the two of them are absolutely assured of their plans. nothing can go wrong.#in the end. well. Nico has ghost powers. banishing a titan from someone’s body is basically an exorcism.#also Percy has successfully gaslit Hermes into thinking he gave his blessing for the marriage so when he drags Luke back to camp after the #war that’s BASICALLY a bridal kidnapping. he’s just connecting with his Greek roots!#pjo #riordanverse #eli writes #eli rambles

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cherrymoonvol6 · 1 year

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not only is luz the only member in the hexquad that flapjack allowed to make use of his magic, but the one time he did was to literally have luz run into hunter’s arms to try to hug him out of his mind/body control..............

#all i know is think about lunter. be bisexual. eat hot chip and lie #you DON'T GET IT [shakes you violently]#not even in hunting palismen did flapjack once help luz with his magic #but man it's such an important story beat that he just allows himself to become a tool for luz and she has this determined look in her eyes #she legitimately never once tried harming hunter during the scuffle...... unlike the rest of the group.........#the ROMANCE. the LOVE. the soulmatery of it all!#lunter #huntceda

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vvenuspng · 2 months

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what even is loona doing on her phone all the time. i bet she’s like. level 10,000 on candy crush or some shit

#xx venus #she’s so . all women do is play phone eat hot chip be bisexual & lie. yknow? i love her so bad #her n bee are both maxxed on whatever stats that game has n are besties on it & help tex even tho he never gets past like lvl 5 or something

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spamtoon · 3 months

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Low effort pride icons of characters i enjoy I made in like 2 seconds. Free to use but other than seet toof who??? would???

Alt Elmo and Joke Flags beneath the cut

Spam drawn by the lovely @.Frostbite-The-Bat, ipad kid flag (mark's second flag) by @.dragoncarrion

#i was originally gonna just post this to my alt but then i decided yknow what what if i made a spam beakssexual. and if im gonna post it to #my alt might as well include sweet tooth. these are the most low effort thing i have ever done im sorry everyone #im sorry if they are not centered i tried my hardest (did not try her hardest)#i decided to use animation meme spam because this is dumb. again i was originally gonna post this on my alt (given that spam and seet toof #are here) but no. everyone should see this low effort thing i made procrastinating #yes sorry friends despite the straight allegations mark is still bisexual in my heart. he literally charge they phone eat hot chip and lie #i did this at first because i wanted to make m.egavolt ob.jectum icons (obje.ctum icon) and then things spiraled from there

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ebbarights · 5 months

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justin kirk really appeared in zoey's extraordinary playlist to be introduced with jesus christ superstar while carried in the shape of the cross and have people polish the floor for him and then dipped

#all justin kirk knows is eat hot chip play characters who are worshipped to a worrying degree be bisexual and lie #(i didn't start this show because of his one episode cameo i had already watched it and forgot he was in it)#leog

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hirakiyois · 6 months

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buck and his avoidant tendencies have charmed me, body and soul

- signed, a bisexual with avoidant tendencies

#911 #911 abc #all bisexuals know how to do is eat hot chip avoid problems and lie #this boy cannot face a single problem without someone close to him pushing him to do it!!!#and i get it!!! and i feel seen!!!#he's my littlest boy

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lunityviruz · 7 months

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All he know is JT, Stunna Girl, and Flo Milli

#rants n rambles #and eat hot chip be bisexual twerk n lie #and occasionally charge his phone #(he ion eat McDonald’s)

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nofacednerd · 1 year

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Hughie in season 1 does 4 things at any given moment and those are: being sad and pathetic (like a wet cat), eating the hell out of some mediocre looking food while on a date with Annie, 2 seconds away from a panic attack, and looking at his phone (sadly)

#the boys #the boys tv #hughie campbell #WAIT HES LITERALLY THE GIRLS ONLY KNOW BE BISEXUAL EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE #I was making this post to make fun of him for eating literally every time he’s in a 50 ft range of Annie but that’s a funnier realization

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pochapal-pokespe · 1 year

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all galactic grunts know is linger around stalk people stare out into space and have no free will

#pokespe liveblog #only one grunt ever knew be bisexual eat hot chip and lie but he was sird's pawn and fake so it doesn't count. sad!

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coolertheory · 1 year

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made a ref for these two >_o

#seeing this on my laptop screen instead of my tablet screen is so jarring bc. Gah Desaturated #i caved and bought myself a screen tablet last week btw.#anyways this made me realize that im just a sucker for the opposite twins trope. it gets me every time #my art #just realized simon is essentially in the same pose as the last drawing i posted but. turned a wee bit. whatever thats his default stance #all he knows is put hands in pockets glance sideways be bisexual eat hot chip and Lie.

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mduhgverbzlih · 1 year

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any jared born in 1995 can’t cook… all he knows is mcdonald’s , charge he phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie /copypasta

#jared warrenheim #shitpost #copypasta #eat hot chip and lie #dftm #muse arg #happy meat farms #he needs to be bisexual because my gender is very gender and i'm worried it would scare off the non-bisexuals/non-pansexuals. and i need hi #and i need him. fuck tumblr tag character limits i need to ramble for as long as i need to

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ozymoron · 4 months

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is this episode sam centered yes lets fucking goooo

#⚠️#watching burn notice #literally the only decent character all he does is have a ''lady friend'' be an alcoholic do spy stuff eat hot chip and not lie only #sometimes #and maybe be bisexual #hopefully #fingers crossed

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delku · 1 year

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there are people online who argue this guy isnt autistic

#hes not even acknowledging anyone else... sitting in the room doing his own thing...#the whole class is in the commons and hes on his phone. whats next. charging it? be bisexual eat hot chip and lie?

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spro-o · 6 months

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Whats your headcanons for percival group(including Anne,Nasiens,Donny,Lancelot)It could be anything.

Have a good:)

allow me to share!! (thank you for asking :3c)

some drawings to accompany them 🔽 also do keep in mind that there are wip, since I only caught up with the series not long ago

Percy:

he/him (but doesn't really care about how he's referred to, so they/them works too)

pansexual

autistic

stims a lot – this is helped by the fact that he doesn’t grasp the whole social queues thing, and is generally very out there

no filter (this is deadass just canon)

has dimples

Nasiens:

he/they/she, non-binary + intersex

megafaggot (for percival)

autistic (hyper fixation on medicine, duh)

Tioreh is their “THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES” bsf

cat person

slightly pointed ears (not pointy enough to not be possible on a human, but definitely sus)

Gawain:

she/her, cis woman

LESBIAN!! VERY!!

also gym rat (derogatory)

different haircut (as pictured) (im sorry i dont fuck with her fuck-ass bob) and darker skinned (cant have a sunshine user getting sunburned, cmon now)

[gawain bbgirl im so sorry i dont have any more hc's for you yet]

Tristan:

he/him

bisexual

in a qpr with Lance

most easily flustered

the most mama's boy you can get (in a sweet, not crazy way)

Lancelot:

he/him

bisexual

in a qpr with Tris

sillier than most anticipate when he gets to know someone

big interest in dance

gym rat (derogatory)

Anne:

she/her, cis woman

bisexual, eat hot chip, and crush-into-the-ground-if-you-lie

habit of thinking out loud/talking to herself

[same thing as gawain, forgive meeee]

Donny:

he/him, cis man

heteroflexible (wouldn’t complain if he somehow just had to kiss Lancelot)

looks up to Lance like crazy

actually a very patient person

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