#he’s bisexual eat hot chip and lie

[hillbroski]

My dnd sillies and that one tweet

[fae-morrigan]

hilarious being a Jon Kent fan and seeing people who don't like him have takes I 100% agree with.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Bumblebee

[johnconstantinesdick]

I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce�� which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

[vvenuspng]

what even is loona doing on her phone all the time. i bet she’s like. level 10,000 on candy crush or some shit

[cherrymoonvol6]

not only is luz the only member in the hexquad that flapjack allowed to make use of his magic, but the one time he did was to literally have luz run into hunter’s arms to try to hug him out of his mind/body control..............

[spamtoon]

Low effort pride icons of characters i enjoy I made in like 2 seconds. Free to use but other than seet toof who??? would???

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[ebbarights]

justin kirk really appeared in zoey's extraordinary playlist to be introduced with jesus christ superstar while carried in the shape of the cross and have people polish the floor for him and then dipped

[hirakiyois]

buck and his avoidant tendencies have charmed me, body and soul

- signed, a bisexual with avoidant tendencies

[alurite-l]

All he know is JT, Stunna Girl, and Flo Milli

[nofacednerd]

Hughie in season 1 does 4 things at any given moment and those are: being sad and pathetic (like a wet cat), eating the hell out of some mediocre looking food while on a date with Annie, 2 seconds away from a panic attack, and looking at his phone (sadly)

[pochapal-pokespe]

all galactic grunts know is linger around stalk people stare out into space and have no free will

[fruitflavor]

made a ref for these two >_o

[mduhgverbzlih]

any jared born in 1995 can’t cook… all he knows is mcdonald’s , charge he phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie /copypasta

[ozymoron]

is this episode sam centered yes lets fucking goooo

[radioactivegummyworm]

all he does is be bisexual eat hot chip and lie