#eat hot chip and lie

[arrowheadedbitch]

Before you are two doors, one leads to freedom and the other certain death. Guarding the doors are two guards, one only eat hot chip and lie, the other only eat cold chip and tell truth. You must figure out which is which.

[gremmlingamer]

[sterling-penny]

[undead-knick-knack]

I'll stop posting Bisexual Veth memes when I stop coming up with them

[miragetheshadow]

Here Bravern fandom, a fake tweet made by my parent who's watching with me!

[b2ne]

[foolsfrogg]

Can u draw hilda when she eat hot chip and lie

me when I heat hot chip and lie

[scavengedluxury]

[terryxsi]

Any vampire in the 1800s can’t cook, all they know is insatiable yearning, haunt dreams, be bisexual, drink blood and die

[partlyironic]

why would he lie to us like this

[almondteeth]

[badlydrawnjake]

all hope aspects know is have funny accent

[derseprinceoftbd]

"I wasn't around to buy you hot chips."

Weird Anglosphere slang, weird NZ slang, or meme kinda too low on context to really be funny? You decide!

[undead-knick-knack]

Fearne has an extensive To-Do List for every day

[therighthandofvengeance]

any male born after 2217 can’t lead a five-mile long metropolis… all they know is fresh aire dates, fly they starfury, trust Ivanova implicitly, be The One, eat hot chip & lie

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

I saw Goody Proctor eating hot chip with the devil