#he’s a Victorian gentleman

[hippydippydruid]

My human Bill Cipher design!

[lurkingferalidiot]

No man has ever looked so hot in shirtsleeves like Tom Hiddleston in Loki.

How is this man so hot in only a shirt??

[psymachine]

when the rough trade dennis picked up that night isn't what he expected but actually he can work with this

[offorestsongs]

Lysander’s idea of "casual outfit" includes three layers at least, a long sleeved blouse with as much frills and lace as humanly possible, a vest, fancy high waisted pants and boots with heels. a tie, gloves, some sort of a blazer/coat/sweater optional but very much appreciated

[the-crooked-library]

Me in 2015, reading the Good Omens book: wow Aziraphale really has a fantastic setup, he's just sitting in his bookshop avoiding people and drinking wine Me in 2019, watching the Good Omens show: oh his house is so cozy, he dresses like a Victorian gentleman, and eats lots of good food. That's a dream life right there, that's what I want Me in 2024, about to marry a skinny genderqueer punk with ever-changing hair who is perpetually angry at God, drives far too fast for my liking at times, and whom I got addicted to crepes: ... My life is great! Was this guy complementary or something

[merakiui]

I gently brush the tips of my nails against Azul and Idia’s necks. They cum instantly.

They are pathetic, touch-starved virgins. <3 All you really need to do is act cute and oblivious, feigning innocence when you bend over to pick something up in front of them, lick cream from your fork when you savor a delicious slice of cake, stretch and your uniform shirt rises slightly to reveal some of your stomach, etc. And they are ready to pin you to the desk and ruin you.

They have very different ideas of the perfect first time with you, so they'll act as the other's cock-block in order to prevent the other from reaching any bases with you. (Neither has gotten very far.) When Azul offers you all sorts of wonderful deals in exchange for favors that will be named at a later date, Idia's quick to strike him down. "He's just going to scam you. You really want those twins to come after you when you can't pay up? Don't look at me like that. I'm not going to help you when that happens!"

When Idia musters the courage to ask you to spend the night in his room for a midnight gaming session, Azul tramples upon the idea (and Idia's confidence). "Gaming sounds wonderful! Since that's all you'll be doing, I hope it wouldn't be an issue if I joined in on the fun. That's really all you intend on doing, right, Idia? Surely you wouldn't have anything less-than-innocent in mind..."

At some point, they'll get so frustrated with the other that they might just let it slip that the other wants to sleep with you (if that wasn't already blindingly obvious). If you find yourself alone with Azul, he definitely orchestrates all sorts of cliché tropes that are meant to bring you closer together. It's like that with Idia, too, but he's so awkward that these things just happen without his meaning them to.

It's all fun and games at the board game club until they decide to work together to get what they want. They may be cherry boys desperate for a crumb of affection, but they certainly know how to utilize their resources and assets. >:)

[daltonblaine]

s2 vs s3... Can this guy ever make up his mind

[victorluvsalice]

Sims 4 Valicer Outfit Fun IV -- SDX Swimsuits Edition!

I said another one of these was coming, didn't I? XD Just in time for summer, here are some modern "lounging by the pool" swimsuit looks for the trio, created in response to the recent SDX drop of some new colors and styles of swimwear on 5/14/2024:

Victor here is showing off the new knee-length swimming trunks in a nice dark blue, along with a light blue tank top with a little dark blue front pocket detail that just made me laugh. I mean, he FEELS like the kind of guy to have a swimming outfit with a pocket for a handkerchief or something. XD Black shades and a pair of nice dull blue sandals complete the look!

Alice, meanwhile, is showing off one of the multiple feminine tops added (one of the slightly frillier ones with spaghetti straps – thought it looked the best on her) in dark blue, with a set of matching bottoms with white piping around the legs. She also sports a lovely floppy blue sunhat; some blue-framed sunglasses; and some blue-and-white sandals, perfect for lounging by the water.

And Smiler – well, uh, Smiler actually gets TWO pictures, because I didn’t realize when I designed the first outfit that it didn’t actually include the new stuff. ^^; (Though, that being said, I’d swear these short swim trunks weren’t in the catalog before either…then again, considering I’m constantly discovering shit in CAS, don’t trust me on this). But I still like this look for them – the rainbow tank top is very them, and the swim trunks come in the perfect yellow-and-black swatch to sell The Smiler theme. :D Just pair them with some yellow sandals and some gold-framed sunglasses and they are set!

And HERE’S Smiler in the explicitly new stuff, as per a check on Sims Community – same sunglasses and sandals, but they now have the new tank top in yellow, along with the knee-length trunks in yellow with some decorative black stitching. I prefer the shorter trunks because they have stronger The Smiler vibes, but I appreciate that both items have proper yellow swatches for me to use. More yellow clothes please, Sims 4!

Please enjoy your Modern!Valicer Summer vibes. :) More Chill Valicer Save stuff next week!

[darabeatha]

/ GAP MOE!!

[azurdlywisterious]

Fallout 76 Indrid Cold can get it

[monochrome-sunsets]

there's something really jarring to me about mumbo using emojis

[fantasy-costco]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that I mentioned having knee problems yesterday and said 'well, obviously you already knew about that' and my professor was confused and I was like. Bro I use a cane sometimes. And he said 'I thought that was just an affectation.'

[monsterhugger]

kaiji is going to give me a thing for hand injuries ngl

[goodhunting]

the hunter loses his weapons and you think you've got him until he just fucking leaps on you and starts furiously fucking beating you to death

[rexscanonwife]

ALSO I SAW THIS LAST NIGHT ON TIKTOK AND LOST MY SHIT BUT THIS IMAGE OF REX IN S2 LEAKED AND HE GOT ME LIKE 💖💖💖💖💓💓💓💕💕💘💘💘

[stylishanachronism]

I wish I had the illustrative and writing skills that dream!me had goddamn