#all alone in the mountains

[merakiui]

I gently brush the tips of my nails against Azul and Idia’s necks. They cum instantly.

They are pathetic, touch-starved virgins. <3 All you really need to do is act cute and oblivious, feigning innocence when you bend over to pick something up in front of them, lick cream from your fork when you savor a delicious slice of cake, stretch and your uniform shirt rises slightly to reveal some of your stomach, etc. And they are ready to pin you to the desk and ruin you.

They have very different ideas of the perfect first time with you, so they'll act as the other's cock-block in order to prevent the other from reaching any bases with you. (Neither has gotten very far.) When Azul offers you all sorts of wonderful deals in exchange for favors that will be named at a later date, Idia's quick to strike him down. "He's just going to scam you. You really want those twins to come after you when you can't pay up? Don't look at me like that. I'm not going to help you when that happens!"

When Idia musters the courage to ask you to spend the night in his room for a midnight gaming session, Azul tramples upon the idea (and Idia's confidence). "Gaming sounds wonderful! Since that's all you'll be doing, I hope it wouldn't be an issue if I joined in on the fun. That's really all you intend on doing, right, Idia? Surely you wouldn't have anything less-than-innocent in mind..."

At some point, they'll get so frustrated with the other that they might just let it slip that the other wants to sleep with you (if that wasn't already blindingly obvious). If you find yourself alone with Azul, he definitely orchestrates all sorts of cliché tropes that are meant to bring you closer together. It's like that with Idia, too, but he's so awkward that these things just happen without his meaning them to.

It's all fun and games at the board game club until they decide to work together to get what they want. They may be cherry boys desperate for a crumb of affection, but they certainly know how to utilize their resources and assets. >:)

[copypastus]

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

[kacievvbbbb]

I like to think that on some level Shanks is just a little upset (Beckman knows the truth; that he is deeply, simmeringly, furious) at the unfairness and hypocrisy that is Mihawk still wanting to fight Zoro.

That he still thinks Zoro’s going to be his greatest challenger- the one to usurp his throne, that even though he’s down an eye, even though they are both “lacking”. Zoro is somehow still worthy of Mihawk’s attention when Shanks has been judged and found wanting.

Shanks lost an arm, and they still can’t talk about it, and Mihawk still won’t fight him, but he’ll fight Zoro. Trained Zoro. And he knows it’s not the same, he doesn’t even want the title, doesn’t want to be Mihawk’s “destiny”. He knows that he’s being childish but Mihawk started it and it’s not fair.

[just-somedude]

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[lavampira]

(COUNT)DOWN TO DAWNTRAIL — day four: shadowbringers

atlas my old friend I found some people want to lend a hand carrying the weight of the world

[turrondeluxe]

Hi. So, I saw Mikey feed Odyn a bottle of (presumably) milk, but what other things do the turtle tots like to eat?

It was indeed milk!

We don't truly know how exactly ronin Mikey grew up but I'm assuming that in like most iterations of the turtles, food and a place to stay were hard to come by when growing up, specially when Mikey and his brothers were babies. Because of this, Mikey knows what is like growing hungry and not letting any food they had the luck of having go to waste.

In the comic Mikey is shown growing his own crops and harvesting them So in the au Mikey grows his own vegetables and fruits making it easier for him to prepare food for the babies. He tries his best to make a large variety of dishes for them because he wants them to try as much they want and never go hungry. Since Mikey is a turtle mutant himself he tries to makes dishes that would appeal to their turtle cravings too, like algae! In addition to this, in the au Mikey sells his harvest to nearby towns to manage with money or stuff he and the babies need for the house! (like ingredients to make homemade pizza :] )The people from the towns he usually visits don't really mind him or the babies because they are aware they are Hamato clan members and the people from the towns actually like having the little turtle family around! (Since Mikey can't really leave the babies on their own yet (not like he wants to either), the towns knows of their existance and they love them)

[sallytwo]

... The poem may be an elegy for childhood losses.

(On Dream Song 29, Thomas Travisano)

[moregraceful]

my east coast friends, when they came to visit me in california, would always be like oh my god, kas you live like this? when i drove them on our freeways. kas you know there's a better way to create a highway that isn't needlessly dangerous right?? six lanes wildly unsafe merges for three different highways?? OKAY??? AND??? I JUST PAID OHIO $21.25 TO DRIVE ACROSS THE STATE. TWENTY-ONE AMERICAN DOLLARS. I DROVE FROM CALIFORNIA TO IOWA PAYING ZERO DOLLARS AND NOW ILLINOIS, INDIANA, OHIO, AND PENNSYLVANIA WANT ME TO PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF DRIVING ON AN INTERSTATE? THAT'S A PUBLIC HIGHWAY. FUCK OFF. i think i paid over $40 in tolls across four states and for WHAT. my tempestuous assignation with the capricious i-80 comes to a catastrophic end. i yearn for the stress of a wyoming lightning storm. like bro what is that $21 even paying for?? the nicer rest stops sorry "service plazas"? what?? i don't WANT a clean bathroom and a dunkins, i want a suspect bathroom in a building that looks like it was made by laura ingalls wilder's dad, a beautiful scenic view, and a trucker looking at me appraisingly from across the median!! i want americana and human connection, i don't want a latte made by a teenager that will make my stomach hurt!! "ohhh kas bay area highways are a nightmare there is no reason for it to be this bad" WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR A PUBLIC HIGHWAY. NONE OF US HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS. THE PROBLEM IS USAMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE!!

[astral-cataclysm]

why is badeline sad. why would you do this to her

She is the bearer of The Curse, and The Curse itself.

[oddberryshortcake]

I remember thinking it was odd that Silver and Sebek ended up doing most of the work saving the egg in the dream world when, in reality, it would have been Lilia and Baul making the treacherous journey on their own.

But then I also remembered that Lilia injured himself saving Silver's life at the fortress. He never would've done something like that in the real past. Him rendering himself weak to protect Silver directly led to Silver carrying him and the egg to Maleficia's castle.

[chirpsythismorning]

When byler is trekking the UD together in s5 and one of them brings up how they’re like Sam and Frodo 😳

[thewinedarksea]

the all-important water picture round-up

[absolute-lithops-effecting]

THESE TOOK SO FUCKING LONG!!

some of the pictures are a little blurry but we're just gonna have to deal with that

[stainedglass-sketchbook]

This is so funny to me bc this is about my tav who is very much not the dark urge! just a bit of a freak

[kikirahh]

I'm sorry guys but Adrian Newey to Aston confirmation, Ollie driving this weekend to replace k mag, Zak O'Sullivan's mid season drop announcement and it's race week all happening on my first week back at college is all too much

[majoresca]

Floating Palace, Part 2.

Mixed feelings about this scene:

This whole thing about "all women competing for men's attention" and seeing other women as competition is really boring and stereotypical. Even more so, when it comes to a couple like Roland and Miranda, since they both already had previous relationships, having lost their partners in equally tragic ways.

Then, they would know better than to be jealous of each other, as they would be more mature when it comes to trust and the feelings of others.

On the other hand, I confess that Miranda's expression of disapproval of Roland's silly face is a little funny.

Queen Emmaline is a mermaid, and they are known for enchanting humans with their songs and and beautiful appearance. Besides being a queen since birth, unlike Miranda who was a peasant shoemaker.

( Maybe this somehow made Miranda insecure?)

So it would be a case of Queen Emmaline having a somewhat unfair advantage, if Roland wasn't alredy in love with Miranda and they weren't married.

( Imagine how jealous she must have been of Birk at the time that he was alive, and they were still engaged. Since he was the captain of a ship, inaddition to months at sea, some "land women" would be as insistent as seagulls circling over fishing boats.)

And it turns out that Roland ended up being impressed by someone who slightly resembles his current wife, with curly brown hair and who has a strong feeling of love for her family.