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ms paint study from 2021

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you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

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fnv fans: aside from the lucky 38, do you/your courier have any other places in the game you like to use as housing (be it storing your things, sleeping, or a sentimental attachment)? if so, what is it? and do you have any particular reasons?

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Do they smoke weed?

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

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Vanessa with her new FNAF found family

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Underworld ghouls set 2 set 1

You start to notice reoccurring textures on the ghouls when ur studying their models, so I strayed off canon a bit and focused on what places would lose skin the most (like hands or inner arms) or what I felt fit their character…or what looked interesting...

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We pretty much knew Kirby and the Forgotten Land wasn't going to be properly post-apocalyptic, because while Kirby does routinely fight elder gods, they never actually get to succeed in eradicating all life, but I feel like Nintendo's workaround of "everything is deserted because a high-tech human civilisation captured an alien god, tortured its secrets from it, achieved some sort of post-human singularity and ascended en masse to a higher plane of existence, abandoning their uplifted animal servants to inherit the empty world they left behind" is kind of more fucked up than if everything had just gotten blown up.

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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

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Kaalia of the vast rizz

Magic the Gathering tip: this would work on me

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I love house because he’ll be like you should totally trust my judgment and only mine forever and ever to rule the entire city :) meanwhile there’s a restaurant like right beside him actively cannibalizing people. it’s like trying to explain to a toddler why they can’t run with fucking scissors like… girl 😭 you can barely hold it together as is!! He’s cunty tho so its fine

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Okay as annoying as it is for people to constantly make fun of ulysses for talking too much..

A feature length yap sesh is crazy

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

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I love the FNAF movie vanny concept so much,,

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image i made

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It pays to have had a cloning phase in elementary school because I was able to confidently say that if Angel was a direct clone of Handsome Jack she would have to also be trans which of course lead me down a wonderful line of logic and headcanons that I haven’t been able to find since my Cave Johnson is Queer hypothesis

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Interacting with Dean Domino has me like

Like he’s a bad person but like….. he’s pretty neat