azurdlywisterious
We Can’t Expect Todd To Do All The Work
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Call me Azurdly! (any pronouns) | askbox open forever and ever | Eclectic video game sideblog | Mr. House, Cave Johnson, and Andrew Ryan teamed up to take over my brain | 22 | ace | pfp credit: me lol
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azurdlywisterious · 6 hours ago
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When the gay..
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azurdlywisterious · 6 hours ago
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Nuka Cola Quantum and Fever Blossom
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azurdlywisterious · 18 hours ago
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couldn't help myself
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azurdlywisterious · 1 day ago
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guatafac me consistently posting again????
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azurdlywisterious · 1 day ago
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I don't think we talk enough about how epic and cool and awesome Princess Quest is so I'm hereby starting the conversation
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azurdlywisterious · 1 day ago
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I love Doctor Borous and how much he hates Richie Marcus
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azurdlywisterious · 2 days ago
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fallout 3 merch in 2024??!!
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azurdlywisterious · 2 days ago
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I mean… who’s to say that Mortimer’s posture isn’t worse?
I know that Mortimer says that Arcade has a "strong jaw and upright posture" but I'm sorry that man is Fucking Weird, I decanonize his ass, Arcade has an academia slouch
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azurdlywisterious · 2 days ago
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I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!
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azurdlywisterious · 3 days ago
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fallout, the first three hours: i am a small fragile flower, i will die if the wind changes
fallout, hour forty: i’m king thick dick of fuck you mountain and i will successfully melee this behemoth with a replica cartoon character’s axe while wearing a submariner’s hat
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azurdlywisterious · 4 days ago
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Things Fallout 3 did better than 4, in my opinion:
Giving every character a canon age
On that note, a game guide revealing all the flirting going on when the player character isn’t looking. (Did you know Greta has a thing with both Carol and Winthrop?)
Dialogue tree instead of wheel. (1. It lets you explore every dialogue option, 2. You can avoid triggering unwanted quest paths without ignoring a character entirely, and 3. Maybe I want Liam Neeson to tell me he’s proud of me more than once, okay?)
Weapons and armor degrading. It keeps caps tight for longer, so there are actual stakes when you forego profit to do the right thing. Also makes looting enemies more fun.
Skills.
Notes and holotapes have their own tab, aren’t in the inventory, and are sorted chronologically.
You can get Rad-X from the health status tab instead of scrolling infinitely in the aid items menu.
The Wasteland’s so empty. In 4, you can’t go very far without running into enemies. In 3, you can watch the scenery and listen to the radio for a good long while before you run into anything. (Though the city does take up less of the map.)
I get that they had to sacrifice this so the settlement building and radiant quests could operate, but I liked it better when you fought through a location, and the location stayed the way you left it, with enemies dead, locks/terminals open, and containers looted. 4 feels more like a fighting game while 3 feels like it’s about exploration.
Followers being able to die. There are benefits to being able to forget about them, but the extra stakes are more challenging and realistic. But if followers could die in 4, you’d be able to fail every questline in the game right off the bat, so it’s understandable.
Tell me yours if you have any!
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azurdlywisterious · 5 days ago
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Tea-Time Venture skin
Me - 15
Blizzard - 0
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azurdlywisterious · 5 days ago
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sorry butch deloria for ignoring you for so long im back to wanting you carnally
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azurdlywisterious · 5 days ago
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They can't stay mad at youu 💕
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azurdlywisterious · 5 days ago
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Have a Dean Domino. He was my first ever ghoul crush. Before this snarky bastard I was such a sweet, innocent thing.
I know it's not Hancock, but he's such a handsome devil...
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azurdlywisterious · 5 days ago
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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good
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azurdlywisterious · 6 days ago
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ant on the ceiling interaction still cracks me up i need them to interact more
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