#he would bluescreen

[goayda]

The Swede was terrified of the Blackbeard crew, especially of the angry first mate who kept yelling at them constantly, but he had a job to do and he knew it was important so he steeled himself and got ready to do it.

First he went to see Roach in the galley and then made a round, checking on his crewmates but without distracting them from the tasks they had been given, although to be fair, Lucius and some of the others were simply pretending to work while they chatted nervously, but The Swede kept it short anyway since they were doing a good job at pretending and he didn’t want to ruin that either.

Once the easy part was done, though, he had to approach Blackbeard’s men because now that Bonnet and Blackbeard were co-captains of the Revenge he supposed they were also crewmates. Scary and angry crewmates most of the time, except for Fang, who seemed to smile a lot more now that he and Lucius were friends.

He decided to talk to Fang first then and he got a big smile and a thank you from the bearded man. Encouraged by this, The Swede walked towards Ivan, who simply grunted and nodded and then, feeling a bit more nervous, he went to find the First Mate Hands.

The man was by the railing, seemingly checking the rigging with an angry frown on his face, but The Swede still walked straight to him and cleared his throat to get his attention.

“WHAT?”

“Good morning, First Mate Hands,” The Swede said politely. “One of my tasks is to make sure everybody on the ship has an orange every day, so here it is yours, sir,” he added, handing him the last of his oranges.

The first mate looked at the orange on the palm of his hand as if it was some strange sea creature he hadn’t seen before and his mouth opened as if to yell again, but no sound came out.

“It’s good for your health,” The Swede explained. “To avoid getting scurvy, you know? That’s a very nasty thing.”

The older man looked even more confused, but at least he closed his mouth so The Swede hoped there wasn’t going to be any more yelling for now.

“It’s alright if you don’t want to eat it now,” he added. “You can always keep it in your pocket for later, sometimes I do that too. But you have to remember to eat it if you don’t want to lose your teeth, they’re very important and you wouldn’t like that, believe me.”

Finally, the first mate raised his hand slowly and took the orange and The Swede smiled broadly. He had fulfilled his most important task, every crewmate had an orange, even the scary ones.

“T-thank you,” the first mate finally said, looking wide-eyed at him.

“You’re welcome, sir!”

And with that The Swede walked away, ready to keep going with his other tasks, while the first mate stared in amazement at the small orange in his hand.

[iamlostandinneedofcoffee]

Jason is just making fun of Phantom over the phone outside of a JL meeting in the watch tower. He keeps calling him out and taking the piss, saying Phantom won’t do shit cause the JL are there.

The entire League are just staring at each other and Batman silently and awkwardly and they hear Red Hood mock someone saying “shove that in your grave, oh wait you didn’t get one” and losing it.

Eventually Red Hood comes back in still crying from laughter under his hood after that 40 minute call. Just as the JL are about to restart they just hear a banging from the space window(?!)

Everyone turns to see a feral looking 14-15 years cussing up a storm so bad even Constantine flinches(how can they hear someone talking when they are in space how are they just there?!?).

Only to hear Red Hood go “Oh Shit” and dead sprint out the room as the teen phases through the window and chases after him saying something about a Creep Bat (Flash asks if he missed another Bat Kid, Batman refuses.)

[benevolenterrancy]

additional thoughts on why they had better stick to sword drills: Liu Qingge would doki-doki himself into a qi deviation and Shen "middle sibling" Qingqiu would immediately ruin his ~aloof immortal~ persona

[bbbbbbbbatman]

The thing is, no matter who you ship Batman with, there's no version of the identity reveal that's not objectively hilarious.

Whether it's Selina or Clark or literally whoever, just imagine that you have fallen in love with Batman. This is a man who is very intelligent, likely the most capable and competent person you know, one of the few humans who can go toe to toe with metahumans, and he acts a bit aloof and gruff, but as you get to know him you realize that he is an extremely caring person. He is out night after night, putting his life and safety at risk because he loves his city and feels such a strong responsibility towards making it better in any way he can. He is one of the bravest men you know and you admire his skills and dedication.

And finally, finally, he is about to reveal his identity to you. You know how much this means, how much trust is involved, and then he pulls back his cowl and it's motherfucking Bruce Wayne. Like what even--How do you respond to that? How do you reconcile everything you know and love about Batman with Bruce Wayne. That's--that's not...This is supposed to be a big romantic moment and you can't even respond because what the fuck??

You feel a headache coming on.

[impossiblekittydelusion]

Please tell me that someone agrees with me that if Lassie's partner called him 'good boy' in bed he'd just fucking bluescreen.

[chaoticace2005]

Angel: Hey Husky, wanna go on a date with me?

Husk: Sure, where?

Angel: Uh… I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.

[karts-pit-of-art]

a lot of people on discord liked this one so i'm gonna put it here too

[buccellato]

sometimes I think that if Knives met Milly she would fix him just by being her natural Milly self, but other times I think if she met him she could also fix him the old-fashioned way (with a well-aimed rock)

[sleep-nurse]

anemone and willow yao

ok fine

[sctumsempra]

this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out

[lanternlightss]

😔Bard 😔 and 😔 Ven 😔 <- soooooo normal about them

shaking your hand …. bard and ven…..

wonder how many of wispti’s mannerisms kept over in their human form …. like if they had a habit of hiding behind the bard, would they still do it now ? how often would they have held onto bard’s arm as though it was a lifeline while they’re walking around new mond,,, they’re each other’s emotional support beloved

[le-panda-chocovore]

Charles fully believes he's straight but if you open his eyes he would totally accept his new sexuality (AFTER having a 2 weeks panic-crisis)

[floralovebot]

I know this isn’t a question but I have this very specific way of thinking about Florelia’s dynamic, specifically their season 2 dynamic when they’re mutually crushing on each other but not together yet. I feel its very much the “she likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows….except for them.” Obviously the first half of that is already canon given part of Flora’s arc in s2 is her gaining the confidence to confess to Helia and wondering if he returns her feelings. And like…its never stated explicitly but I feel like theres a strong implication that Helia very obviously had the same mindset in the sense that he constantly doupted that Flora would ever like him back.

But I like to think that while the two of them were unaware of the fact that their feelings were mutual, literally all of the other winx and specialists were so hyper aware of it that it was just a constant internal dialogue of “omg if these two don’t confess to each other soon, I will literally rip my hair out”.

I especially love the thought of Riven (cause I believe in Helia and Riven friendship) being the one who has to constantly hear Helia’s sad remarks about “I love Flora so much but I doubt she would ever love me back :(” and Riven, knowing damn well Flora DOES love Helia back, is just sitting there being so done, listening while internally thinking “Helia, please shut up, she’s literally in love with you”

AAAOUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

i love the idea that helia was also Unaware and Doubting!! in my mind, he was like vaguely aware that she thought he was cute, but he didn't think she actually wanted to Date him yknow?? so he was always trying to really Listen to her, prove that he could be a good partner, and show that he was genuinely interested if she wanted that too.

Anyway i LOVE riven having to deal with his moping ajdhgljgd he's SO stupid

riven moodboard, listening to helia complain that flora is obviously not interested otherwise she would've said so already:

flora gets a text from riven saying please confess im about to kill myself

[stranded-labyrinth]

unfortunately, the evidence we currently have about will and hannibal's ideas of love suggests that hannibal would be team edward and will would be team jacob.

[flamingredanon]

Random Henry thoughts from my tired butt.

What if Reginald started hiding a spare gun in his hat after ItA, so that he could never be caught unprepared again (to be fair it's hard to be prepared for a human crow in a giant hamster ball chasing you down)

I saw a post referencing the golden safe that has the teddy bear and what if that bear belonged to Terrence? He does have the fancy picture frame and his portrait is holding that golden gun, so what if the safe was also Terrence's?

And if it is Terry's safe and teddy, why hasn't Reginald or other Toppats gotten rid of it, with what Terry did as leader and all.

Does maybe someone miss a friendship/brothership or more with Terrence and kept the safe or even keeping the teddy bear safe and using the safe as an excuse?

And what if the reason Charles was sorta close to the Wall was because he was looking for Ellie on Galeforce's orders (since he was keeping tabs on her from PP) but the Wall got to her first.

[dailyoyo]

i need to think more abouyt roboy. i need to think more anout roboy. i keep forgetting him i dont want to forget him i like him.