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Adam Page has extemely well-earned "There's nothing you can say to me that's worse than what I say to myself" energy and it's why nobody can beat him in a promo battle.

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people

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the other thing about age gaps in friendships is that very often your peer group just looks different if you're disabled. when I was going through primary school as an autistic kid, I ended up hanging out with a lot of people younger than myself because I had that developmental delay swag. now that I'm also a physically disabled adult, I spend a lot of time in the same spaces as much older adults. it's kind of silly to act like you can only ever relate to people who are your age +/- a year or two. I have a lot more in common with other disabled people than I do with just some guy who happens to also be 22

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But I wonder if we also ignore illness because of our bias toward agency and control. We would like to imagine that we captain the ships of our lives, that human history is largely the story of human choice. Perhaps this is why rumors have swirled for millennia that Alexander the Great died of poisoning even though he almost certainly died of typhoid or malaria. We simply don’t want a world where even the most powerful emperor can be felled by mere infection.

John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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that 40-50 year old man from real life is my puppie dog

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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A todays tip from my your neighborhood kink Mom: please consider sharing pertinent parts of your medical history with your new partner!! And I don’t only mean STI/Ds!!!

Obviously it’s not required of you to tell them you have asthma that tends to flare up when you’re stressed or overexcited but it might be v helpful so your sub can get you your inhaler when they’ll see you wheezing because they just took those spanks so beautifully and your lungs agree with you!!!

You might not want to be tied up and suspended while your blood sugar is dropping and having to fight off the dizziness and the sleepiness to walk your dom through the effects type 1 diabetes can have on your bondage experience!!!

Please my babes, remember kink is fun but also dangerous so PREPARE because I cannot hear another scary story!!!!

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Ya Zhou Pottery

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We live in the dumbest, lamest cyberpunk dystopia possible.

So LA has been — and continues to — protest against ICE. These protests haven’t gotten any smaller or lost any momentum, but social media wasn’t reflecting it.

TikTok users, realizing that the platform/other social media are censoring/deleting/shadowbanning these protest videos, decided to find a workaround.

They’re calling it the LA Music Festival. Ice detention centers and other protest locations are “stages.” The hottest band is Rage Against the Machine. “Here’s what gear you should be bringing to stay safe at the LA Music Festival.”

And it fucking worked.

TikTok has become a proving ground for a lot of new music, meaning lots of labels and organizations have lucrative deals with TikTok to promote their new artists and music festivals. So they absolutely cannot censor the words “music festival” or train the algorithm to ignore it, or they risk endangering that very important revenue.

So now protest videos are flooding feeds again, but it’s the LA 24/7 Music Festival. Truly an incredible timeline we’ve landed in.

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Saying "with all due respect" before saying something rude is such a beautiful cherry on top. Like not only do I think you are a fucking idiot, but I'm also not reluctant to let you know that as far as I'm concerned, you rank so far beneath me that I have no obligation to pretend that you have dignity.

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men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop