#he wishes

[satanic-worm]

He's taunting me

Can you tell I learned ONE cipher and can't stop using it? It's just fun to write ig

[monster-inside-of-your-head]

I've seen this joke made a few times but I made it longer

[emilyblame]

BAD GIRL

[doingdathockey]

i love vensel’s take on geno handling the pens’ social media in the future. then i get to the end and read that he thinks rob would be trent crimm and i start backing slowly away

(x)

[mxrmaid-poet]

@rou-luxe u inspired me

[cyclist-of-guilt]

Omens spotted on his sneaking out of the house escapades since Count showed up

[quiinncherie]

[ask-lifty-shifty]

Lifty on a scale of 1 to 10, how comfortable do you think splendid’s man titties would be to nap on?

”Not like I would ever do such a thing but since you asked…”

Keep wishing. 👎

[allgremlinart]

if “superman is a himbo” wins that poll I’m throwing myself into a volcano btw

[thomas-mvller]

Argentina's number 7 wants to be robert andrich so bad with that bleached hair

[sixty-silver-wishes]

seeing all these analyses and reviews of "caligari" where jane is referred to as francis' love interest gives me the hilarious mental image of francis sitting at a computer and furiously typing them all out

[not-lock]

are you kissing boys today

N...no not yet

[mlm-blues]

dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.