#he WISHES

[yuck-pfaugh]

      "Let the King Undying, ransomer of death, scourge of death, vindicator of death, look upon the Nine Houses and hear their thanks. Let the whole of everywhere entrust themselves to him. Let those across the river pledge beyond the tomb to the adept divine, the first among necromancers. Thanks be to the Ninefold Resurrection. Thanks be to the Lyctor divinely ordained. He is Emperor and he became God: he is God, and he became Emperor."

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 81

Because via his unprecedented lysis with the divine soul of Earth, who ordained that he should share in her power, Jod became the first Lyctor. It's... it's right there. *head in hands* New AtN prediction, lads: whatever the endgame, later on we're going to discover massive spoilers for it within the first 100 pages of GtN.

[monster-inside-of-your-head]

I've seen this joke made a few times but I made it longer

[emilyblame]

BAD GIRL

[doingdathockey]

i love vensel’s take on geno handling the pens’ social media in the future. then i get to the end and read that he thinks rob would be trent crimm and i start backing slowly away

(x)

[quiinncherie]

[the-empress-7]

[ask-lifty-shifty]

Lifty on a scale of 1 to 10, how comfortable do you think splendid’s man titties would be to nap on?

”Not like I would ever do such a thing but since you asked…”

Keep wishing. 👎

[allgremlinart]

if “superman is a himbo” wins that poll I’m throwing myself into a volcano btw

[thomas-mvller]

Argentina's number 7 wants to be robert andrich so bad with that bleached hair

[sixty-silver-wishes]

seeing all these analyses and reviews of "caligari" where jane is referred to as francis' love interest gives me the hilarious mental image of francis sitting at a computer and furiously typing them all out

[meduseld]

Also, obvs I too love Ling Yi and Olek, the nicest boy there ever was, but I don’t think his instant bffs status with Jerome gets enough love. They just clicked right away and I love that for them. 

[twink-frank]

also patricks voice Still sounds like that when hes pushing 40 brendon urie eat your fucking heart out

[not-lock]

are you kissing boys today

N...no not yet

[effervescentdragon]

This morning streets are saying this man fucked Shakira. You’re welcome 💛

If anyone got fucked it was Nando thank you come again ✌🏻

[aceasadhd]

Google Docs tried to correct the phrase 'Gov's face' to 'God's face'

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.