#he was obese

[clowningclownn]

i was thinking about something one of my ex's dad said about me while i was 15

he had pointed at an unhappy, obese gamestop employee and said that would be me one day. he had been saying it to make fun of me because i was "fat" (i was 5'7" and 170 pounds) and he hated the fact that i was dating his son

ive lost some weight and become more active as ive gotten older. i became really depressed for a few years bc of circumstances, but honestly? im nore happy now than ive ever been in my whole life

i decided to look up my ex, since its been so many years and... let's just say his dad predicted the wrong person's future lol

(this is incredibly petty btw bc his dad harassed me so much)

[fernisfat]

one soda

two sodas

3 sodas

i chugged three bottles (just over 50 ounces) of soda for my boyfriend/feeder! i’ve never been so bloated in my life, i genuinely feel like i’m pregnant 😳

[pokemonshelterstories]

extremely fat fidough named potato chip would like to play with you

[jezunya]

Summer is the time when Rory stretches out and reminds me that he is, in fact, kind of a lorge kitty

Cat pics before I head off to bed. Good night!

[cudddlecat]

I was watching the obesity special and I realised Cartman tried to grab Kenny before he got thrown out of the car.

[squidthesquidd]

local man loves his dinosaur verrrrry much <3

sometimes u jus gotta carry ur bird on the train

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original 👍

[lesliemeyers]

the milfs... i support women's wrongs...

[3liza]

speaking of Embark profiles, Chrcuhgrim's sister was adopted by some people who got her DNA run and these are the results, if you're curious. considering they are physically the same dog i think the chances of a multiple-sire litter are unlikely and his DNA profile is probably identical or almost. this actually turned out to be useful recently because his lump-growing disorder is sort of similar to a common German Shepherd genetic disease called RCND, and Aria's test showed she didn't carry the gene. in fact she doesnt have any of the usual genetic failures at all, which is somewhat surprising. the test showed mostly purebred GSDs and labs recently in the family tree which is also surprising, given these were a dump litter. i wonder if they're a cull from a specific breeding project of some kind. the clean genetic condition test is interesting

[dailykylebroflovski]

[sidetongue]

i love him

[king-of-havoc]

Kyle is both such an unhinged motherfucker and the goodest of boys. He is both

[fernisfat]

i got my ass beat today if u even care 🥺

[devilzfoodcak3]

got to hang out with my baby one last time before he goes back to school!! he’s spent the whole summer gorging himself, and he’s getting so very fat because of it <3

i swear this shirt used to fit him last month…

@big-thighs-cute-eyes

[yanndude]

Kyle in the special holding a gun is the best thing i ever saw aahjks

(sorry if it looks a lil weird, still practicing perspective)

[elvenferretots]

I’m sorry but Tumnus to me is just Mr. Tums. I don’t make the rules

This boy is so chonky I had to refit my adult ferret sized harness; Mister Tums indeed!

[eddiemunsonsmum]

I accidentally made something terrifying while editing a character please tell me someone wants to see it because I can't keep chuckling about this fuck up alone 😂