#since his dad was such an ass
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i was thinking about something one of my ex's dad said about me while i was 15
he had pointed at an unhappy, obese gamestop employee and said that would be me one day. he had been saying it to make fun of me because i was "fat" (i was 5'7" and 170 pounds) and he hated the fact that i was dating his son
ive lost some weight and become more active as ive gotten older. i became really depressed for a few years bc of circumstances, but honestly? im nore happy now than ive ever been in my whole life
i decided to look up my ex, since its been so many years and... let's just say his dad predicted the wrong person's future lol
(this is incredibly petty btw bc his dad harassed me so much)
#im not saying that i hate fat people btw#im just saying that a 40+ year old man making fun of an overweight 15 year old girl bc she was dating his son#kinda....#got karma#and the funny thing is he essentially Was that employee#he was obese#miserable#and a total high school washout#and his son was a copy of him#so i dont feel bad for him either#lol anyways#i feel like ive won something#since his dad was such an ass#and its taken so much work for me to get to where i am now#im patting myself on the back fr#pickle post#into the void#rambles
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more ancient ocs i got bored and made as sims. they were doing every tired annoying romantasy trope years ahead of the curb smh i could have been making booktok bucks
#had these guys since i was 15. sinclair is like the proto-[insert literally any of my modern characters here]#had to remake sinclair entirely. i have never been able to make him look right. until now crowd cheers#to be fair he doesn't look like his cc preview self bc he's got 2 different designs#when he's got the long hair and he's chunkier that's after a time jump in this dumb ass extremely 2018 story#but that's him in the beginning. this is like. a fantasy world based on the 1920s new york#and he's a gang leader (yeah i KNOW. I KNOW. i never change) who deals in dark magic or something i barely remember the details tbh#and the other one is calvin his dad is like. a cult leader? he's basically like locked in a tower his whole life that sort of thing#and they're magical but calvin can't control his and he accidentally kills someone with it#and his estranged sister who's a part of this gang gets him a job at their like speakeasy in exchange for covering it up#anyway pinterest heads know the exact face claim i used for him everyone uses the face claim but NO. he's the MOST that face claim#it's DIFFERENT#sinclair's face claim is that sexy joker cosplay guy. anyway#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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I like to think in the Gifted au, Peri legitimately blames Dev for everything going wrong in his life until Irep or someone slaps some sense into him like "my guy, that is a barely ten year old child"
#Peri isnt like a horrible person at his fore but he DEFINITELY needs to learn more about taking responsibility for his own failures#And he needs to accept the fact that he's no longer a baby who can get away with anything because everyone adores him#He's a grown ass adult and he needs to act like one#I think Irep would be the best person to try to get this point across to him because he's always been on the opposite side of things#Having to act like an adult since he was young because no one ever cut him any slack#He's not perfect by a long shot either don't get me wrong#But he can at least help Peri in this scenerio#Fucked up flawed little family#Just a fucked up kid and his three fucked up dads#Anyway#Gifted au#Fop Gifted au#Fop au#fopanw#fop a new wish#Fop#fairly oddparents#Fairly oddparents a new wish#fop peri#I love Peri as a character he's so flawed I want to vivisect his brain and pick apart his thoughts and actions
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KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”
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#insp: the lodge#too many ocs to tag here lmao#this is a little bit rushed because it’s like 2am#but I’ve been thinking about doing this template for them since I first saw it#FINALLY I get to talk about this fucked up rich werewolf family#Logan and Jayde’s dad were best friends and grew up together#so Jayde and Skye essentially grew up with Logan’s kids#there’s a lot of complicated feelings there between the kids for various reasons#they consider each other family to a degree (more like cousins)... but some of them would definitely straight up kill each other.#Miranda had her eye mostly on Jayde because she’s the same age as Garret and Miranda’s main goal is to strengthen her bloodline#and Jayde comes from a well known purebred bloodline#so Miranda’s golden boy Garret (massive douchebag) tried his darndest to rizz up Jayde for most of their childhood#Jayde fucking despises him. she beat his ass on more than one occasion. which massively bruised his fragile ego. but he still wants to hit#Amara and Mitchell are the designated chaos twins that Jayde has a love/hate relationship with. Skye gets along with them great of course#Jonas is the only mf that has his head on straight. He's mostly separated from the fam. removed at the 'heir' when he didn't want it.#now hes a werewolf therapist for werewolves with a small family of his own. he reminds Jayde of her dad. he's around the same age too#SCANDAL: Jonas is slightly older than Logan lmao#Declan is the other golden boy. the precious spoiled baby. Miranda's backup for the backup.#he's terrified of Garret so he tries to stay out of his way and mostly keeps to himself#tbh Declan is just Scared of Everything and desperately doesn't want any responsibility but tries to hide it#anyway before Jayde's dad was killed and she was captured they knew hunters were coming for them#so they went to the Kincades for help. Miranda would only accept the girls.#Jayde chose to stay with her parents and they left Skye with the family to keep her safe (she was 12)#that was the last time Skye saw her family intact :/ she didn’t see Jayde again for years.#so Miranda pampered her and groomed her to be in her family.#like she was this little jewel. the last living Thatcher.#now that Jayde is back and Skye is with her and they're living their own life#Miranda be scheming. she wants to claim their bloodline sooo bad.#anyway sorry for the massive lore dump there’s.... a lot of complicated shit going on here#edits
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*Raymond voice* I cannot tell you everything because you won't be able to handle it. This is my way of protecting you.. I know it seems-
Rebecca, who was staying in traphouses since 15 years old:
#pretzel talks#cant handle it my ASS#they have such a funny dynamic potential bc he knows she's a hardass but presumably not to the extent she is#i think her life would probably floor him or make his old heart give out#both are fun though i love them#the mortuary assistant#i know she had stints in different places but given her dad died when she was... 14? i figure she's been hunkering around since then#tw drugs#justincase
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Convincing brown parents to go with neutral tones for painting the house is NOT for the weak hearted bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#it took one silent treatment and two mental breakdowns on my sister's part#my dad is fucking obsessed with white#he wanted to paint the walls BRIGHTEST WHITE POSSIBLE#bahot papad belke i got it to ivory white#1 hafta ho gaya#since we painted#I'm STILL HEARING ABOUT HOW I RUINED HIS LIVING ROOM#he refused to paint one of the walls ivory#so now it's three walls ivory and one lemon ass yellow#i gave up#zindagi me kabhi inke ghar ke decor ke baare me nhi bolungi ab#my room is the colour of the light blue oil pastel from camlin.
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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh
#yk damn well he'd make the vague but absolutely not vague threats and then actually follow through on them#HE WOULD NOT MISS!!!!!!!#anyways this week has sucked so bad dear god#the cold I've had for a month has apparently been pneumonia#And I coughed so hard I TORE A FUCKING MUSCLE in my ribs and I could barely move for days and had to sleep in a recliner#also finally got diagnosed with adhd but found out all my old teachers told my mom they think I have it and I should get tested but NOOOOOOO#SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT#there literally couldn't have been a clearer sign than when I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't turn in my homework on time#The election obviously my immediate family are full Kamala but my grandparents are VERY Trump#Oh and my brothers therapist told us he apparently has the most severe case of executive dysfunction he's seen in his 30 years of working#He literally told us to just take him out of college and let him live at home forever because he won't be able to finish school#because of it so THAT'S gonna be fun since my dad said if he ever tries to come live back here he'll throw him out on the streets#THIS IS JUST IN A WEEK#WHO IS MY OPP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I DON'T DESERVE THIS FANFIC WRITER ASS LORE#LEAVE ME ALONE 😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb florida#election 2024
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at least he's happy now i guess
#camp camp#cc nurf#cc nurf's dad#cc ocs#my art#hashtag gang#they keep changing his lore its pissing me off#but him having a bunch of step dads is lowkey kinda funny tbh#he used to beat their asses for fucking his mom but they're chill now#idk if it shows but the guy on the top right has a face tattoo#i also love that his mom absolutely hates every single one of them#i think she keeps marrying men so that her son can get a good male role model since his dad leaving affected him so much#but nurf used to terrorise them so they kept leaving lmao#(theyre in good terms now bc character development)#i think mrs.nurfington has the biggest case of comphet known to mankind but nurf wants her to find out on her own#cc gaylord nurfington
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27/01/2023
today's bunny will protect you from any and all spiders ♡
#daily bunny#027#fan bunny#kurapika#hunter x hunter#I've never interacted with the hxh fandom but I'm really curious what the general oppinion on gon's dad is#personally I think he takes the cake for worst anime dad by a mile#transmigrating into the anime to personally kick his ass#I'm not caught up on the manga I hope kurapika's ok </3#he's been going tru it since the yorknew city ark like please give a bitch a break
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it is barely 8 am and the univer is t e s t i n g me i SWEAAAAAAR
#first i have to be up at 4am to take my dad to the airport#then i get home with an hour and 10 mins left before i have to go to work but i can't go back to sleep bc i already got ready#and i wont have time to REget ready#THEN i get to work and cannot get onto my laptop bc theres something funky with the docking station that gives me battery power and internet#THEN once i get IT to help me with that#my normal desktop computer FREEZES while i am in the MIDDLE of working on this document#and thankfully it wasnt long since the last time i hit save but STILL#so i shut my computer off EXCEPT AT FIRST IT GIVES ME THE STUPID ASS 'DRAG THIS DOWN TO SHUT OFF PC' BUT HELLO ITS FROZEN I CANT DRAG SHIT#so i figured out how to shut it off#and i finally got it shut off but then i turn it back on and. the screen is still black#so i go bug the IT guys again and i bring one back to my desk but the second we get there OF COURSE the screen has reloaded#except i didnt completely waste his time bc it was STILL frozen#he fixed it thankfully#BUT JFC NO MORE#GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE#mack rambles
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more ocs
#94#nothing to show#using the full name because an abbreviation is too mysterious#this is 3/4 siblings#alive anyway... there were probably more but they live in the mountains so death is very common#they're all from the same litter but clay is a doctor app. also i haven't decided on his suffix yet#i'll draw cliff too eventually he's very important to dandelion#i didn't have designs for them before this i pulled these out of my ass but i think foggypeak looks great...#i've had foggy since 2017 actually they did have a design at some point but that was 7 years ago it doesn't count anymore#anyway i think mountaintail might be deputy material someday. very impressive family#they ALL look like their dad#the somali genes run strong#warrior cats oc
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One thing I love about playing dead by daylight is occasionally you get a Baby™️ thats in a party solely cause they have no idea what to do when im playing Michael Meyers and just Staring at them not moving
I just had a Baby™️ Feng Min playing with a pack of advanced players and when I first came across her she actually walked up to me??? While I was stalking???? And then as soon as my tier music played she scampered away, and later I was coming up to her on a gen and she just walked into the nearest closet while I was coming up to her like baby girl....
I killed everyone else around her then walked her to the gate and let her go but man I love random Baby™️ players with the other assholes that are flashing me and teabagging its so refreshing i feel like the reverse of this
#amber rambles#dbd#dead by daylight#there was a felix in that game that i enjoyed killing he was an ass#also???? Make Your Choice Perk and that one Unknown perk that transfers your radius to a gen???#chefs kiss#soooooo good for Michael ive been playing around with 2 others but im enjoying Sloppy Butcher and Unrelenting#also my new fav survivor is Nicholas Cage like hes soooo funny someone unhooked me and i wad like I love you#and he said in game Ill Worship You and it actually made me laugh out loud#love being a dad out for a stroll with his goth daughters since everyone is playing sabel
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What never ceases to amaze me is how amazingly skilled George RR Martin is at creating a world so similar yet so glaringly different from our own. This is especially blinding in HOTD where the similarities between the Faith and Christianity, The Old Gods of Valyria and the North and pagan religions of old (and there slow and steady comeback in recent decades). The parallels that can be drawn between the Targaryen feeling of disconnect from their roots, lack of knowledge in their own history, and the history of so many people from across Africa, Europe, and the Americas is truly astounding.
What also never ceases to amaze me is how many religious people I know side with the Greens, like I wonder if they realize…
#house of the dragon#hotd#game of thrones#like do they get the irony#I truly hope they don’t#that would make it SO much funnier#like of COURSE you side with the medieval pick me and ser incel#THEY ARE YOU BABY GIRL#however I do feel sorry for the Hightower kids#cuz those poor babies never stood a snowballs chance in hell at being normal#their dad had like zero fucks to give for any kid but Rhaenyra#and Rhaenyra was too busy keeping her shit show of a life together to worry about her shitty ex bestie’s kids#but like#they could have been great#well maybe not Aegon#but like MAYBE if they hadn’t been shoving that gods be damned throne up his ass since childhood#idk he’s still a rapey alcoholic but like MAYBE
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I hate to do this but my parents have always been on entirely different levels, like my dad is an insecure incel asshole and my mom is like. normal if a bit out there
she sent me screencaps of him being wild and stupid the other day and he was talking about what a shame it was that we're racist (because to him, talking about racism makes You the racist)
and literally told my mother, who has divorced him twice, "You've never been woke. You've always been based."
#Elon Musk desperately trying to get back with Grimes ass man#dad tag#parent mention /#he still calls her his wife and it drives her INSANE. MOVE ON ITS BEEN ALMOST 10 YEARS SINCE THE SECOND TIME YALL BROKE UP
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some of you have lost the plot istg
#just say you don't care that a child is being used as a marketing tool like just admit you're fine with him being exploited#stop making insane scenarios to justify the unjustifiable#it's simple: he's been used his whole life and this is no different. he can't consent. he's not making money out of it because his family#doesn't care. he doesn't get another family because louis and the tomlinsons don't give a shit about this kid lol they never did#this isn't some disney show bffr#you wanna watch the doc fine go that's your money your time but don't try to pretend this is some fairytale when that child looks extremely#uncomfortable and out of place#y'all have seen him with his real family you know damn well how he acts around people he's comfortable with and it's not like that#so don't pretend louis is suddenly his dad because he saw him 5 times since someone threatened to expose his ass#what they're did with this kid is fucked up. period#sorry for the rant im just so fucking done with the excuses when we're talking about a 7 yr old CHILD who didn't ask for any of this#and y'all putting a grow ass man above that lmao couldn't be me
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i like the concept of a huskerdust overlord!husk au but like. it is very much just being sold to one direction
#random thoughts#hell#it's why i prefer it being a fantasy angel has rather than like. a full on au#it just FEELS like a very self indulgent fantasy which he wouldn't want to happen in real life for a variety of reasons#mostly being it seems like a lot of people make husk like? VERY protective of angel in their aus#which of course in canon angel would object to because he doesn't like being seen as someone who needs to be protected#he desires agency! he wants the room to make his own choices and not have others make them for him!#and he especially doesn't want other people coddling him and viewing him as inherently weak due to his occupation/trauma/whatever#which is why i think it'd be cute if he fantasizes about husk being protective of him :]#also the whole scenario is very. it just feels like a fantasy he would have as a result of valentino's abuse#like he's fantasizing about someone he knows and cares about taking the role of his abuser#to have someone in his life who holds that same power over him yet he does not fear#since he's in a part of his life where he can't imagine possibly escaping valentino#i bet he fantasizes about husk winning his contract and then setting him free#angel is allowed to have a little lack of agency in his fantasies. as a treat#also there's some darker fantasies thrown in there still centering husk which he probably feels very weird about#immediately he feels VERY guilty and then the guilt wears off and eye contact with husk just feels weird for like a week#if husk were to ever even be aware of the general concept of angel's fantasies i think he'd go in a#in like a stolitz direction? like how the latest episode of helluva boss made stolas and blitzo equals in terms of status for the first time#like husk would own angel's contract and then he'd lose his soul to alastor OH MY GOD#HE WOULD JUST FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM BEING IN ALASTOR'S SHOES#LIKE HOW IN DAD BEAT DAD HUSK TRIES TO GO 'your soul is owned too' AND THEN ALASTOR GETS HIS ASS#god i can make this au SO about their own respective traumas#he'd fantasize about owning angel's contract and then he loses his soul to alastor and now he and angel are roughly equals#and then they comfort each otherrrr#very like. one-note soft comfort fantasy. he's a simple guy
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