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Ryan was so fucking insane for this.
are you a normal couple or did you end up together because you both got rejected by the loves of your lives, whom you had fixated on since childhood, because they married each other. and also 3 of you are close blood relations.
#ask#anon#hotd#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#rhaenyra targaryen#viserys targaryen#daemon targaryen#he wanted to fuck that old man
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The single surviving VinceBreak warrior
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[Image description: a gifset from Doctor Who showing Yana sat down on the left and the Tenth Doctor knelt down in front of him on the right.
Yana leans forward and says, "No rest for the wicked." And stands up to leave.
The Doctor smiles slightly and watches him go.
/end image description]
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#kermit#kermit the frog#the muppet show#muppets#funny#vampire#fun#halloween#spooky sexy man#hes so sexy#i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual#bicon#bisexual icon#i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem#so sexy#fuck#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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assad on daniel' turning. what the fuck.
#do i even need to say it. he wants to fuck that old man so badly.#assad zaman#eric bogosian#iwtv#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#iwtv cast#og post#sam's “do tell” is crazy#zamasian
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Devastating homoerotic Situantioship ends in catastrophic divorce
Thousands dead, countless injured
commission info here
#billford#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford TO ME is simultaneously the most aroace (leaning towards the homoromantic spectrum) character ever#and#the one most likely to absolutely have had a romantic psychosexual relationship with an evil triangle#the book of bill really is just 100 pages of bill being like “well shit I think i actually loved and still love this guy”#meanwhile for Ford is on SIGHT if he ever sees Bill again#bill wants to fuck that old man so badly it makes him stupid#my art#my fanart
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will never not think about drooling all over logan howlett’s thick, strong arm as he holds you in a headlock (18+)
he’s splitting you open from behind with a steady, strong pace. you can hardly move, the weight of his body against you, using it to press you into the bed, and each thrust of his hips has you moaning loud into the crook of his arm.
how your body melts, eyes rolling back, unable to string coherent words other than his name, still a little dizzy from the way he had pushed your head down against the sheets earlier. but now his one free hand is running lines up your sides, and lips wet lips against your ear, letting you hear the low grunts and groans he limits himself to.
sometimes logan lets you hear an occasional, breathless “fuck,” or a choked moan when you squeeze against him.
he brings a string of kisses and nips up your nape, so he can kiss your cheek. it’s sweet, a gentle gesture, only amplifying the pleasure that each deep snap of his hips brings, lulling you to euphoria.
you could die there, happily, in the embrace of his arms, the heat of his body while his cock fills you entirely, fucking you so perfectly, claiming you with teeth at your neck, rasping your name against your skin.
#i wish he was real what the fuck#i want him so bad#that big old sexy man#logan’s honda odyssey#logan howlett drabble#logan howlett smut#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x fem!reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett x y/n#logan howlett imagine#logan howlett fanfiction#logan smut#logan x reader#logan x you#wolverine smut#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#reader insert#deadpool and wolverine
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Truer words were never spoken, friend. His feelings were not OSHA approved.
I mean, if the show runners didn't want me to ship Jopzier, then why did they put that slutty thread bite in their very first scene together? Why the close up of Jopson's utterly devoted and besotted face whenever he says *anything* to Crozier? Why, when the man hasn't eaten real food that wasn't full of lead for literal years, would you depict him shoving roast turkeys and 7 layer cakes out of the way to get to Crozier, who sits just out of reach, like some gleaming beacon of hope?
Yeah, sure. That's the devotion of a steward to his captain. Yup. OK. Gotcha.
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Bring a goat to a courthouse...
#Can't tell me that the ore snatchers replacing the ghast head with a goat head isn't a threat.#Like c'mon that's the biggest sign of a threat I have ever seen and it's COOL#IMAGINE the implications!! The storyline!#Doc is on his fucking skyblock adventure- comes back more tired and angry than ever -- completely unhinged -- and remembers this.#Next thing we know he fucking SNAPS. He said he didn't want to be a villain this season... Well you're in luck buddy- you're a villain now.#Funniest thing is that he barely did anything. People just keep poking him. And honest to god? Good.#Good that this old man isn't getting isolated from everything else in his swamp 4k blocks away.#He's been more social this season than he's been any other and last season he was NEXT TO SCAR.#Now that he's 4k blocks out everybody seeks him out it's lovely#okay now for the actual tags#docm77#art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#fanart#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#artists on tumblr#animation#hermitcraft art#hermitcraft season 10#hc s10#dad kisser doc donnerstag#artist#hermitcraft doc#hc10
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Added to fact Fem Viserys would have had to deal with King Daemon’s obession and possessives of her. She most likely had to raise him after their mother died and Daemon develops major complex about that, plus the whole Targ incest. Especially on his part.
You just know their kids would be every kind of fucked up possible.
#ask#anon#hotd#i feel like they should have a tag of their own at this point#and it probably shouldnt be#he wanted to fuck that old man
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from a wee bit ago, while watching the cr bg3 vod ^_^
[image description: 2 digitally coloured pencil drawings of critical role characters. the first is of ashton, leaning on their elbows, smirking and and flipping someone off, labelled 'to chet'. the second image is a portrait of caduceus, based on his level 20 design. he is smiling slightly and looking to the side. end ID]
#critical role#critical role fanart#ashton greymoore#caduceus clay#cr3#cr2#sketches#myart#2024#bells hells#the mighty nein#described#this might be the first time i posted art o f cads level 20 design ?? idr.#ashtons flipping off chet in a manner that is gay and full of se xual tension . they want to fuck that old man so bad i just know it#(not caught up on the show at all maybe he already has)
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i love buck wanting to date tommy bc obvs it's not just for the pg dating part bc buck is a sexual guy and he's attracted to the hot pilot and he really wants that beast of a man in his bed and i just think that's neat.
#he wants to fuck that old man#buck is bi#and he wants that beast of a man in his bed 😏😌#they're doing the nasty right now btw#bucktommy#evantommy#.txt
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Vincent Price dress rehearsal for Victoria Regina (1935)
#vincent price#Victoria Regina#1930s#so tall so broad so bisexual#long long man#fuck#costume#hes so hot#so fucking sexy#bicon#bisexual#god#fav#i want to climb him#screamsssss into oblivion#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#photo#photography#old hollywood
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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Mr. & Mrs. Folke
#they are in love#they are everything to me#they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage#and i love them so very much#yarn folke#that old woman is everything#she's so lovely#she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival#she is so mom#i love her#and#tansu folke#he's a grandpa#an old soul in an old body#he's the definition of old grumpy caring man#he cares so much about his sons#i love here#this couple right here#is the best of them all#fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have#and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#theyre married ik. and old af. and precious.#they're goals#my shit
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