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LOOK AT HIM

HE'S IS PRETTY SO MUCH 🫦

WHAT THE FUCK, I hate people calling him ugly 🙄

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"Do I look like him?"

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Stephanie: hanging ornaments The tree isn’t complete until someone puts the star on top!

Damian: Allow me. throws a shuriken at the top of the tree, where it sticks perfectly

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Jason: drinking eggnog Is this spiked?

Dick: No, it’s just—

Jason: pours vodka into it There. Now it is.

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Duke: What’s with the Christmas sweaters?

Dick: They’re tradition!

Jason: holding one that says “Ho Ho Hell No” I like mine.

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I'm also a DC fan 🦇

The art will be coming soon

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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Dick: So, you know how I’m part of an online circus?

Jason: What the actual hell is an online circus?

Dick, exuberant: It’s like... an on-demand Cirque du Soleil! People book us for events—birthdays, concerts, whatever—and performers log in from all over the world.

Jason: ...so you have clowns.

Dick, visibly sweating: Well, it’s more than clowns! We have aerialists, jugglers, fire-eaters—

Jason, standing up, looming over Dick: But you have clowns.

Dick, desperate backpedal mode: Technically, yes. But they’re like artistic clowns. Highbrow. Minimal honking.

Jason: Minimal honking? You’re telling me there’s still honking?

Dick, defensive: Controlled honking. Tasteful honks only.

Jason, crossing his arms: Joker-level honks?

Dick, horrified: Joker doesn’t even have a clown permit! He’s not qualified.

Jason: He went to clown school.

Dick: No, he shot up a clown school. That’s different.

Jason, sitting back down: You know why this pisses me off.

Dick, quietly: Yeah, I do.

Jason: It’s weird, right?

Dick: Super weird.

Jason: Sometimes I feel like you should be more messed up about clowns. Like, my level of messed up.

Dick: I know, bud.

Jason: It’s just... I feel alone in this whole clown thing.

Dick: You’re not alone. Gotham as a whole has a no-clown policy. Did you know circus clowns refuse to work here?

Jason: Of course. Otherwise, your little e-circus would’ve been torched.

Dick: By Joker?

Jason, thinking about that one time he shot up a department store window for displaying clown shoes: Uh... yeah. Yeah, Joker.

Dick: Well, for what it’s worth, you’d be great in the online circus.

Jason, deadpan: You saying I’m a clown?

Dick, grinning: No, but you are a high-value performer. People would pay top dollar to see Red Hood juggle guns.

Jason, pulling a gun from his holster and spinning it effortlessly: You mean like this?

Dick, mock clapping: Bravo! Now add some honking, and you’re ready for the big leagues.

Jason, standing up, gun still in hand: You have three seconds to run.

Dick, already halfway out the door: for the record, I'm a performer, so this retreat is performative and just to keep you happy-slash-entertained

Jason: get out!

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blood stains always leave a kind mind heavy

might be back in my jason todd era who fucking knows at this point

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Pretty boy

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Jaydick Gift Exchange works are IN!

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Dick eating pie, that's all.

sorry i’m in my jason era right now :/

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Artwork for Jaydick Calendar 2025-2026.

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He’s very good

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Doodle