Faerie AU :D
*Tim outside the manor with folder of blackmail*
Alfred: “Hello young man do you need something?” *pauses and squints his eyes* “You again.”
Fae!Tim: *giant grin* “Me! Been awhile hasn’t it?”
Fae!Alfred: “132 years as I recall, you don’t usually present so young… Why are you here?” *cautious suspicion*
Fae!Tim: *sigh* “Usually I’m not trying to tell a suicidal father that just lost his son to stop hitting petty criminals too hard and to get therapy. I figured appearing younger would guilt him into listening to me” *shrugs*
Fae!Alfred: *more suspicion* “And when did you start caring about humans?”
Fae!Tim: *another shrug* “Frustration mostly, I have to deal with half dead people on the street”
Fae!Alfred: “Why are you of all creatures healing the injured? Last I recall you were off just running around and causing havoc, you have not been known to have a change of heart in the past”
Fae!Tim: *pouts* “Oh you wound me Alfred, that is the name you’re going by these days correct?
Fae!Alfred: *eyebrow raise* “Correct”
Fae!Tim: “Back to your question, it’s mostly that death has a lot on her plate at the moment, no need to give her more” *waves hand* “She’s dealing with? Jason I think his name was? Waking up in his grave unexpectedly, one of the Al Ghuls took him in. I’m sure he’ll come back in a couple years for revenge, you know I would usually just kill a troublesome human but if Jason comes back to that it’ll cause even more problems for me”
Fae!Alfred: “…Master Jason is back from the dead?”
Fae!Tim: “That is indeed what I said”
Fae!Alfred: *sigh* “You are going to attempt to convince Master Bruce to get therapy because it will cause more issues for you in the future if you kill him?”
Fae!Tim: *grin* “Mhm! and you’re gonna help me!”
Fae!Alfred: “Oh dear gods”
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I love how over time kid xelqua has become less just baby grian and more grian's kid who he found in the woods/somehow created and now the kid represents all of grian's childhood trauma and Catholic guilt and grian is just trying to break the cycle bc there's this magic fucking baby who is the best thing in the world
JKAGJKD yes Exactly, see evo Grian has a lot of family issues, from being an orphan, to the Watchers, he has ISSUES, so raising a version of himself is..... definitely odd, but weirdly healing.. He sees how he was as a kid, he wasn't that bad, he was just a kid ! He didn't deserve to be abandoned or anything. He sees all of his ache in Xelqua, he's very much breaking the cycle.
[mumbo: You alright mate, you have that look in your eyes.
grian: no yeah--i'm good, i just.... its easy to raise him, y'know ? i mean, i know he's literally me, but.. it makes me wonder about my own parents--before the watchers, if i was anything like him, i don't know why they left] (-me)
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For reference about what i said about Enid's werewolf height the other day, this is how crazy her size is in wednesday's description in the novel and i hope SO MUCH they never change it cause it's both fun and funny as fuck
Example 1:
Example 2:
Example 3:
And now the side by side with my favorite werewolves one of them having until now the title of biggest werewolf
PLEASE NETFLIX THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT OPENS SO MANY POSSIBILITIES, KEEP IT, like, bring it into the show, also because the novelization as many others more likely than not was based on the show's early development and then still got approved in the end means that despite the weird ass golden retriver we got they were probably really going for a horror inducing werewolf in the finale, in the final side by side specifically if she was on all fours like in the show she would still be around Van Helsing's own height, this is insane, can my fellow werewolf nerds come talk about this we got a gold mine here on teenage show territory and i need more
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I am loving all the Mikey asks lately!!! Keep em coming guys!!
That being said, you mentioned Mikey hates woody slightly less because he gave him pizza. Which, super Mikey style I've got to say, but is this the first time Mikey had human pizza?? I know they eat yokai pizza in huesos but like what the drax trios relationship with pizza I guess like why do they like it so much, did drax just get it for them did they discover it themselves ??
I swear I had an actually good proper question but i forgot it halfway through so idk if this makes sense
I'm sure Mikey and his brothers has had pizza a few times growing up, but I don't think they're initially as obsessed with as in the show. Honestly, I think it's less about the pizza specifically and more about the fact that Woody is giving Mikey free food in general that makes him hate Woody less. Then again, it WOULD be funny if Mikey found out he likes human pizza way more than yōkai pizza haha, that might also play into it.
To clarify, it's just Leo that hangs out at Hueso's, he views it as "his place" and doesn't want his brothers to know about it. Then he runs into Donnie there and it eventually becomes "their place", so then he has even less of a reason tell his brothers about it. In general, the Draxum family rarely ever went out to eat at restaurants because Drax is very much a "we have food at home" parent.
That's one of the main reasons they didn't eat a lot of pizza, I don't think Draxum would make it very often....... maybe Huginn and Muninn did lol. Mikey is also into cooking of course, so he probably made it once or twice, but it's probably Woody and Mondo that get him really hooked on it.
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Before I watched iwtv I thought Daniel and armand was a actual thing. And so when I saw armand and Louis be together I thought "oh that old man is gonna be a homewrecker this season he's gonna make armand cheat on his husband" but no. You people are sick and horrid liars to me. How could you do this to such a thing to a whimsical creature like me? How could you trick me that old man wanting the young old man was undeniably Canon. For shame. For shameeeeee.
Edit: nvm. Exile for a thousand years for I.
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Okay! This one is less rendered than the other two, but here's some doodles of Tulpa figuring out how to co-exist! (Aka Fresh not taking training seriously while Dream is trying desperately to get his friends to think he's normal.)
When Dream first returns to the Star Sans', he finds himself in a pickle, because he needs Fresh to move his body. Sure, they made a tentative agreement that Dream trusted Fresh not to break, but Dream hadn't been specific enough with the guidelines.
Fresh pilots Dream's body based on the commands from his soul, but more often than not Fresh simply decides not to listen. Sometimes when they're training, Fresh will suddenly make Dream fumble his bow or send an arrow flying way off-target. Dream is always frustrated by this, unaware that Fresh it doing it for his own good and is forcing the guardian to take a break.
Blue was also made aware of Fresh very early on. One day he was passing the kitchen where Dream was cooking and spotted how Fresh's little form was wiggling out of the hole on Dream's skull. Blue made Eye-contact with Fresh, but said nothing since it seemed like Dream was aware and didn't mind. He waited until Dream told him to acknowledge the parasite directly, but suddenly a bunch of Dream's weird actions made sense to him. Blue regularly makes sure to check in on Dream, before abd after he's aware of Fresh, because he knows Dream works himself into the ground.
Dream (eventually) figures out that Fresh was being clumsy for his sake and nearly cries about it (even his mother and the villagers never did that for him, and Blue was the only other person to ever pull him away from training for his own good) so he gets a bit emotional. He feels bad for how angry he used to get at Fresh for doing that, but Fresh never gave him a proper explanation either, so it was a two-way street.
And while Fresh was lienent around Blue and Ink, he never slipped up around Nightmare's gang. Though, he did fight seriously, which to him might look like goofing off, which is completely separate from Dream's fighting style. (For now Dream uses Arrows and his Bow, but I'm thinking Tulpa has a T-Shirt Canon or a Nerf Gun by the time they make-up.)
Ideally Fresh cannot be seen during combat because he actually pilots from around Dream's soul, but sometimes his parasite form expands to support Dream's weak joints and act like a shock-absorber.
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Is it worse if Armand’s ms paint drawing of him and Daniel is really bad or really good?
So when I made that post and envisioned Armand's MS Painting, it was a perfect recreation of this:
(Except obviously with himself and Daniel, and very much pixelated and over saturated.)
But I can also see a version of this scenario where Armand wakes Daniel up and shoves his face into a bright screen, just to make him look at this:
Which I THINK is the crueler of the two options! Either way, my good friend Daniel Molloy has not gotten a good night's sleep in months because his freaky boyfriend keeps waking him up to show him things.
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