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The Death of Beatrice Cenci by Decapitation, by Paul Delaroche, 1860
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La Naissance de Venus by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1879)
#bouguereau on the dash you know im reblogging it#tho kind of enamored with how abjectly miserable he made that dolphin look. that thing is suffering#art
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My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?
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Donkey in Zamora Province, Spain hauls flowering nabiza (turnip plants) to be pressed into vegetable oil
National Geographic - March, 1978
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can’t stop thinking about Stephen Graham Jones’ The Only Good Indians since I read it over new year’s. Just full to the brim with gorgeous horror/slasher imagery that I can’t get out of my head, so this piece is probably the first of several. :D
#sgj is now 2 for 2 on horrors that make me cry due to a climactic moment of horrifically tragic just-before-death catharsis#jokes on me!! anyway finally got to read this book after MONTHSS and it was so worth it. i think he’s a new fav :’(#just like this art. it’s so good // that’s her!! i’m scared!!#art#reading time
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boiled my chocolate simple syrup for too long so now i have a beautiful luscious silky sugar stock but when you google ‘how to use chocolate sugar stock’ all you get are results for what horrible evil corporations to invest in. will we ever be free
#keep getting distracted from my irritation by how gorgeous it is. bowl of liquid black velvet. anyway what the fuck do i do with this now#humble baker asking questions on the internet. no i have not considered the historical price patterns of cocoa. begone!#anyway if anyone has any suggestions#my posts
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why did i just go into the living room and my mom is on youtube watching a video called 1 hour of the worst deaths in human history .
#judging me for falling asleep to car crash compilations okay miss girl#that title absolutely slayed me tho. what the fuck LOL
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flowers for the hero 🌼
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finished this almost-piece finally :> twitter requested wyll in a flower crown, naturally i must deliver!
#crying so hard i can’t breathe uggugagaUGAGAUGGGGAHHHHHH#probably gifted that crown by someone he saved after refusing payment or some other gallant princely folk hero shit. i have to die right now#bg3#fav
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i wake up. i drink some coffee. i look at pictures of wyll ravengard on pinterest for 14 hours. i go to bed
#fuck mizora fr BUT. she was into something calling him pup all the time… he literally has baby doggy eyes#one thing abt me is im gonna become obsessed w characters from a video game that i cannot play. thank you wiki authors for my life#bg3#my posts
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erro died by a killing blow he absorbed for garen then delivered his last words directly to him before garen took up erro’s heraldic shield like. we made it
i cant wait for episode 4 of exu: divergence when matt and liam spend an hour roleplaying garen and erro having passionate yet tender gay geriatric sex in a vasselheim motel six
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The fact that Fiedra has ZERO maternal instincts. She is trying SO hard to be a good parent and she is SO incapable of it, she is fundamentally a terrible parent, she cannot help but making it worse the moment a kid looks to her for comfort or even just surprise at kindness. In this political moment Fiedra Marrow is not only so important but also CRITICAL to the landscape of female characters. Just a bastard who cannot help but fuck up being a mom no matter how hard she tries. Unironically she is everything she is the MOMENT.
#it felt so fucking good ;; ENOUGH MIRACLE PARENTS. ENOUGH!!!#critical role#cr spoilers#exu divergence#text
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You have one intense conversation/argument with your mom and now she thinks you hate her, can’t win for shit
#your son develops interiority and immediately criticizes your parenting like brother i just kill ppl for a living 😭#parentless woman brought up as a gang boss in an internment camp isn’t a good mother NOT CLICKBAIT!!!#i love this show. i want a full campaign of these level 1 losers 😔😔😔#critical role#cr spoilers#exu divergence
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i cant wait for episode 4 of exu: divergence when matt and liam spend an hour roleplaying garen and erro having passionate yet tender gay geriatric sex in a vasselheim motel six
#someone showed liam the phrase old man yaoi and he started weeping in ecstatic joy#critical role#exu divergence#text#please & thank you ! <3
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Tears washing away the grime.
#deadass how was this accomplished in so little time..#wizards as cr fans yeah that tracks#that’s MY elderly dragonborn !!!#cr spoilers#critical role#exu divergence
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This last hour has been fucking insane
#past hour has me fully bought in to the garen is the all hammer theory ill be honest w you!!#cr spoilers#critical role#exu divergence
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UMM anyone else looking very closely at that fan theory from when calamity aired that cerrit’s daughter would take patia’s orb and go on to found the cobalt soul…. looking very closely at the agrupnin vault….. looking very closely at crokas’s class and stats……. :’)
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*thinks about gertrude* omg <3<3<3 she really is the coolest <3<3<3 *remembers gerry* ohhhh right right yeah elias should have killed her with hammers instead actually
#the magnus archives#gertrude robinson#gerry keay#michael too of course but frankly he wasn’t goth so his loss wasn’t as devastating to the ecosystem.. oh no im just as bad as Gertrude#i literally relisten to her episodes more than any others she’s the coolest!! but also actually she’s kind of a monster <3#hmm themes and narratives you say… interesting… <3#text#my posts
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