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There is, apparently, a full audio adventure for the Batman Knightfall story. Naturally, Jeremiah makes a few appearances, he has more speaking lines than I’d thought but I think my favorite is when he sounds like a wet cat begging for help while set in one of Joker’s traps :D
#dc#dc comics#jeremiah arkham#arkham asylum#batman#batman knightfall#he sounds like a wet cat#someone help him#batman eventually helps him#its not a bad little podcast but eugh. its hard to follow#its all on youtube!
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I just started malevolent out of sheer curiosity and um. what the fuck. yall really were not kidding about how much this arthur guy whimpers
#no idea who's who but the guy who stole eyeballs and sounds like he's talking through a metal pipe seems. interesting#I'm guessing he's the king in yellow guy?#no clue#malevolent#an eldritch being and his wet cat
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(1)gay fish be upon ye
#tomioka giyuu#giyuu#kny sabito#sabito#sabigiyuu#merfolk#loserboy giyuu posting#fratboy sabito posting#neros art tag#mermaid au#giyuu and his big wet eyes#i finally post fish and its fucking giyuu#design i have for sabito is so fuckoff hard to draw!!!#stupid lionfish fuck#next up hes falling off the boat and scrambling back up like a wet cat for being an asshole to me (<- designed him)#i have like 5 different versions for fish au so far this ones the latest#i like how a lot of my aus im either living viscerally through sabito @ prettyboy giyuu#or im living viscerally through giyuu @ prettyboy sabito. theyre both so pretty. i love them#oh ya with the non-human mermaids like this they dont have lungs and dont have land animal vocal chords so their languages are completely#different from human language sounds and its. very hard/nigh impossible for them to speak eachother's language#my non-human sabito (& hakuji/akaza) is a special little boy bc he Does have air lungs alongside his gills#so he can actually learn to speak human & communicate like that#in one of the aus someone tosses trash in his tank for fun and he throws it back @ them 'OI! THIS AINT THE FUCKIN TRASHCAN!' and it scares#the absolute shit out of them#'alright. who taught the fish how to swear. im not mad- im just disappointed.'#oh yeah little detail giyuu always keeps his nose under the water bc he hates the feeling of water leaving-refilling his nose/mouth area#litol creechur just peeking above the waterline
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"justin bieber" LESTAT I UNDERSTAND WHAT LOUIS SEES IN YOU NOW
#rockstar lestat is my fav era of his in case you couldn't tell#he's so silly and glamorous i love it#knew i'd sound like a lestat stan during his rockstar time/s3 😭😭#i swear i'm a louis stan all the way!!#he's my babygirl pookie wet cat#“meow” I FUCKING LOVE HIM#okay sorry this post was meant to be about lestat oops#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#rockstar!lestat#amc iwtv#iwtv season 3
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N*loth is literally prime NPD representation and that's just how it is. Dat's just how i feel . if iiiiiii hear anyhing ab him needing to be humbled or put in his place i'll just tear my hair out right here and match his look. not even trying to lift him up or defend him i'm just defending the mentally ill skajrim characters nobody wants to understand,
#text#literally sick to my stomach from people sayin that shit omfg#no i'm exaggerating but be serious#my sk*rim NPD trifecta is n*loth + s*ddgeir + m*raak#s*ddgeir is the one you all should be humbling cause he's just gay (derogatory)) and materialistic#i swear n*loth didn't do anythign to any of you people he doesn't even like fancy stuff even tho he has the bag#people see a smart bih with a rocket science degree and just wanna say she needs to be '' '' put in her place '' '''#my hyper sk*rim character rambling. .. but seriously tho...#i think 2 this site its: traumatized character = 'sad wet cat'#intimidating woman = 'MAMA DOM'#and character with blown out ego = 'actually pathetic'#like i'll start swinging idc#m*raak is a good personification of NPD cause he doesn't wanna believeee there's someone better than him in his 'skill'#notice how he's Always throwing shit on U for no reason#he's so mad. lols#the entire DB DLC is about m*raak's NPD and how it consumed him. very artistic..#but n*loth i find to be extremely realistic even in the little things#how his NPD isn't an escape from anything but just pillars of his existence#+how his ego doesn't help w/ not caring about wat others think about him.. he neeeeds that validation to feel good 2#but not to survive. his Ego can carry him on it's own#i'll defend n*loth's mental illnesses with my life idrc abt m*raak's diagnosis tho just cause he annoys me from the gameplay LMFAO BYE#if i sound crazy when i post shid likethis it's cause you don't LOVE sk*rim like i do.........rubbing my temples
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oh no, is competent hayward....hot?
#when he says ''I mean I'm no intellectual...I'm not a thinker''#and then proceeds to give what sounds like a diplomatic and thoughtful response#to a proposal about the role of gods in an opinion paper#my brain did some. confusing things.#like excuse me? that is my wet cat tangled in a police uniform he found in the trash.#what is he doing being the administrative leader of a cult. how is he GOOD AT IT.#the silt verses
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*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls
I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it
Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha
#I really wish I had a pic of him just sitting on the watercolors bc it was hilarious#like he looked so innocent and cute and I just knew his was was covered in various colors hashahwhwha#but i was more concerned with the toxicity so my immediate reaction was to try to clean his paws the best I could#and research#it won’t cause any skin or gastrointestinal issues so we’re good thankfully#he will be fine don’t worry lmao it’s water based watercolors#gonna watch him close just in case#grabbed him asap and a wash cloth and took him to the sink#but yes to reiterate it’s NOT TOXIC AND HE IS FINE I PROMISE#also thank goodness I grabbed him immediately before he started prancing around on the white carpet bc I would be yelled at for weeks#u have four bloody scratches on my face but there are not rainbow foot prints all over the house and he is safe so I am fine with that#i**#they’re ^#the way cats attack you and think they’re being punished when you’re literally potentially trying to just save their life#or help them#like unhooking their claw from somethin their stuck too#and like I give a fuck about clothes as much as my cat but there’s paint all over my favorite robe too now hahah#legit thiught the red streaks on my face were watercolor hahahaha so I was like oh shit that blood#I’m not mad#after I found out it wasn’t toxic and that he didn’t step all over the wet carpets and that he was okay i laughed for like 15 minutes#I’m still laughing like… y’all ☠️#please excuse my voice I’m a little sick and I sound like a southerner ew#like why do i sound like someone’s Christian Baptist mother offering someone cookies#Queso#my cats#lmao
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"You're pretty new at this whole relationship thing, huh?"
"... Yeah."
#outer range s2#outer range s2 spoilers#outer range 02x01#maria olivares#rhett abbott#isabel arraiza#lewis pullman#rhett x maria#um... idk i love them#but why would they do this to me? it's gonna sting so much when they break up#her teasing him is my favorite thing#but also her calling him ''wonderful''? my god the squeal i let out...#the smallest little smile and the way he looked at her before he said ''good'' after she said she likes how she feels when she's with him?!#now i'm rhett going ''don't do this'' but instead of with his truck it's with the show#my biggest gripe is that she doesn't help him that much with his broken arm... except maybe to help him shower? /hj#i get why he was the one to get the snacks... it was for the impact of the scene but still#it's great to see them laughing and smiling so much! love that!#i think she smiled at least once while her poor boyfriend was getting freaked out by cats#he could not keep a straight face for that long after saying ''what does that leave me?''#i wonder what he was gonna say before she said she liked how she feels when she's with him... was he giving her an out?#he has NOTHING pleasant to say about her not even a ''thank you'' after being called wonderful smh /j#tw: food?#my girl didn't even say ''bless you'' when he starting sneezing :(#i switched the last picture because i like the way they were smiling at each other when he got onto the bed#after maria laughs in the car after the buffalo run past them i think i can hear the lowest ''so are we-'' or ''sorry''?#and i think that may be because lew thought isa broke character?? but i'm not too sure... maybe it's rhett apologizing#but idk? maybe it's just rhett saying sorry because he felt self-conscious about maybe sounding stupid... or maybe i'm just hearing things#i think the way he even said ''okay'' after she took all the snacks was similar to the way she said it before she grabbed the snacks#look i understand not getting a shower scene but they truly robbed me of seeing rhett and maria with wet hair...#just another little nitpick but i think the ''i like who i am when i'm with you'' would hit harder if we saw maria in scenes without rhett
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Maybe it's bc its late asf and nighttime but i couldn't help but laugh so hard at this photo of pickles. He looks like those weird ass sexual anime girl ads your forced to see on some illegal video website...or picrew. HA
#pickles#mtl#god he looks like a sopping wet cat#like the collar of a 5 yr old who loves nibbling on their shirt till its soaked#hes so dumb i just wanna pop his head like a balloon#itd make a comically loud sound too. red would go everywhere but itd be funny.
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the Ralis Sedarys fandom is dying. reblog if you’re a true possessed murderer rat man apologist
#tes#skyrim#tesblr#ralis sedarys#he’s such a wet cat#I was playing Skyrim earlier and I forgot how fucking shady he sounds#like his lines aren’t anything#it’s just the way the va performs them
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I've always liked this line of dialogue from SQX, because it does feel like at the end of the day, no matter how much SQX says he can't stand PM, he does still have a decent grasp of his character.
And on the other side of this, these words are just especially pointed towards Pei Xiu, who does have a good relationship with his boss/ancestor, and also going off his backstory, Pei Ming may well have been the first person in his life to acknowledge him and his talents.
So the whole thing just feels extra sad.
#that said it does bug me that px never seems to feel guilt over his own actions only how those actions affect banyue and pei ming#get it together you sopping wet cat of a man!#i've always wanted to write this but don't have the skills necessary#but i think a lot about if pm's faith in px does feel uncomfortable - is he acknowledging him because he sees his worth#or because he's a pei (something that has never helped px in any way in life)#everyone calls px a nepo baby but no no he's a hard worker and earned what he has#if anything i feel like being pei ming's descendant is still dragging him down because he's the only upper court official we know of#who's playing subordinate to someone else instead of managing his own domain#(fandom always thinks he's middle court but no its stated several times that he ascended properly lol)#(and i just find that beautifully tragic and fitting in his own way)#(px: always the understudy never the lead)#aaaanyway this all contrasts in a fun way with sqx who is the actual nepo baby#is also worshiped in conjunction with someone else BUT never reduced to just that relationship#idk just as pei ming's relationship with both shiblings is important to me#i find sqx's relationship with both peis very fascinating and wish sqx + px could be explored more#and also I want to see where swd + px fit into all of this because there's also so much potential there!#(incidentally the thing that started all of this is i was skimming the russian tl for something the other day)#(and noticed this line was translated as 'pei ming would never behave in such a way')#(and just thought that sqx calling him 'pm' here instead 'your general pei' gives the line a different vibe haha)#(it's sounds both more intimate and pointed if that makes sense?)#(anyway can you tell i am very starved for peixuan content? both peixuans)#tgcf#random tgcf thoughts#shi qingxuan#pei ming#pei xiu
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every time i remember the chapter where raskolnikov crashes in sonya's apartment and makes her read the Bible i imagine it going like this:
rodya: where's the story of lazarus? >:( read it to me >:(
sonya: you've never read it?
rodya: only in school,,, now read >:(( *pouts for the entire duration of sonya's reading*
#sometimes the way dostoevsky writes his lines makes him sound like a toddler#or at least that's how garnett made rodya sound like in her translation XD#either way i love it#rodya is like a little wet n grumpy cat#poor sonya had to handle the mess that he was#crime and punishment#fyodor dostoevsky#russian literature#rodion romanovich raskolnikov#sofya semyonovna marmeladova
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You think clowns can hibernate/estivate/brumate like some animals/plants do on Earth, which was how Steve was able to survive at the center of the planet with no food, water or air for hundreds of millions of years?
#bigtop burger#btb steve#Sleeping at the center of the Earth for hundreds of millions of years does sound pretty cozy tho#I hope he had a good nap#I can imagine at some point he woke up but was too comfy and rolled back over and was like “I'm going back to sleep”#Eepy boy#He deserves to sleep in#I bet he felt pretty well rested and refreshed afterwards#And then he did a big stretch and yawn like a cat#Before he came up to get something to eat and see what the deal was with the big hot wet rock he landed in
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make me choose
ryōga shindai or tetsuo daishinji → ryōga shindai
+ bonus
#kamen rider saber#kamen rider durendal#ryoga shindai#shindai ryoga#kamen rider#gifs.mmc#tokuedit#please do not repost#umbrella.edits#umbrella.gifs#umbrella.posts#he's like a sopping wet cat that i want to keep warm#he has one of the best suits and coolest abilities sorry that he's a bit awkward and can't communicate sounds like a you issue#bicon in my eyes
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I’m having thoughts about Vash outliving all of his loved ones again
And what if after the girls die, he travels the planet, sees humanity rebuild itself and even thrive
And eventually he becomes a university professor because with the world calming down that’s where he believes he can do the most good
He teaches plant sciences (and physics because he’s a nerd)
All of the notes (expanded) under the cut because I believe it’s unreadable
General Vash notes
* Professor of plant sciences in December
* Lives in a small village just outside of Dec - it takes him about an hour to get on campus everyday but he gets nervous about living in a big city also he finds the travel relaxing
* Friends with a fellow professor (a medical doctor who may or may not be the reason Vash is getting regular check ups now and taking care of his body)
* Uses a fake name but lets his students call him (prof.) Vash - he claims it’s because there already is one prof. Thompson on the Uni but he also just likes when people use his name
* Tired [TM] (I imagine his energy levels have gone down with the almost depleted plant powers and with all the scars he does suffer with some level of chronic pain - sometimes uses mobility aids to get around)
Appearance notes
* long hair (I imagine the texture is damaged but he already tried every product and conditioner and it doesn’t take - his hair is just fried, but at least it’s soft to the touch)
* wonky bangs because he let the Thompson kids play with his hair and one of them had scissors
* cross necklace
* Meryl’s earring (she gave him one and wore the other because they’re Yuri like that)
* turtleneck & suit pants because he is going for that professor fizz
* suspenders and a cowboy belt because he is still an embarrassing man
* red cardigan
* tinted glasses in his pocket - he doesn’t use them as much indoors
Personal lore
* after the girls got older (too old to chase the stampede) they settled and got married (Meryl had a hard time retiring and would still write for the local newspaper otherwise she’d go mad with boredom)
* Vash would stay in touch - officially taken into the Thompson family - he would visit often but never stayed long enough
* similar relationship with Livio and the orphanage
* Livio died first (it was expected but still devastating)
*after Meryl died and joined Milly, Vash put some distance between him and the Thompson family (now they know him as a distant but beloved relative and a very few of them connect him with Vash the Stampede)
General world lore
* takes place about 200 years post canon
* humanity has recovered, adapted and even thrive in some places (we moved on from the Wild West to a sort of enlightenment period for Gunsmoke)
* Vash the Stampede has faded into a legend status - it is heavily debated how true the whole thing was
#I watched del toro’s Pinocchio and this is the result of that#Vash chose Sasha because it kinda sounds like Vash but also because it’s another nickname for Alex#and this boy cannot come up with a fake name without referencing his dead mom#we are lucky he is not a woman because he would call himself Rem and then probably cry on the spot if anyone ever used it#also sorry I drew him so pathetic wet cat but he is so *holds him in my palms gently*#but yeah just a quick sketch I needed to get this out of my brain#trigun#trimax#post trimax#vash the stampede#vashposting#vash fanart#trigun au#I guess
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Good evening to everyone except the person who decided to have Haru disappear from the home screen after finishing the game
#no thank you!!!#that shit hurted#i actually teared up#he waved goodbye then faded away :((((#i'm really stupid so kouichi's route left me more confused than anything#aniki is alive apparently???#i feel bad for bunbun#i hated him at first because journalists are usually scum but then he grew on me#he's the sad wet cat of the game#ryu's route was my least favourite‚ then kouichi's‚ hiroyuki's and maki's is my fav#idk what my problem is with stuck up dudes with glasses who lost their younger sister to sex trafficking#first fujieda now ryu#kouichi's route had some great moments but the final rape scene + the fact kouichi thought haru might be his son the whole time is kinda...#not my cup of tea#also kouichi's son was kidnapped when he was 6‚ that's more than old enough to have like‚ recognizable facial features??#how can he not know for sure haru's definitely not his son?#on paper hiroyuki's route seems like it would be my least favourite#two guys the same age who immediately get along with the bottom being a virgin blablabla#sounds boring when put like that but they turned out to be extremely cute and uuuh piyoshi has a really cute voice#boy was i glad to be home alone when playing his route because that guy is LOUD#i'm at 97% and am missing quite a few CGs so i'll go through it again then once i'm done‚ time for lkyt i guess#also want to go back to room n.9 real quick because i don't think i got 100% on it either#parade#blvn
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