#I’m not mad

[winchesterszvonecek]

respectfully, this is a TERRIBLE idea and you’re about to lose the majority of your fanbase, myself included, because we can’t afford to eat, let alone subscribe to another streaming service

[righteous-r0de0]

little did i know it would be a feature

a creature feature

featuring…

the creatures

[thatmoththoth]

You have got to be kidding me. Have we learned nothing? We as a fandom can do better than samcolin. I refuse to stand by this ship name. Pathetic. In a world where we have Dyhard and Chorris you want to go with two characters first names being called like “Sam! Colin! the computers just leaked my bank information to the mafia!”. Do better. Or shall I say Becher?

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Someone has probably done this before but oh well

*Sky holding the decayed master sword from totk*

Sky: Who broke Fi? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Hyrule: I did. I broke—

Sky: No, no you didn’t. Legend?

Legend: Don’t look at me. Look at Wars.

Warriors: What? I didn’t break it.

Legend: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Warriors: Because Sky is holding it right in front of us and it’s broken.

Legend: Suspicious…

Wind: If it matters, probably not, but Four was the last one to use it.

Four: Liar! I don’t ever wield that sword!

Wind: Oh, really? Then why did I see you next to it earlier?

Four: I’m a blacksmith, I check in on our weapons’ conditions; everyone knows that Wind!

Time: Ok boys, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me figure out how to fix her, Sky.

Sky: No! Who broke her??!

Twilight: Sky… Wild’s been awfully quiet.

Wild: REALLY TWI??

Twilight: Yeah, really!

Wild: Oh Hylia! [cue the chain arguing]

Dehydrated Ganondorf: I broke it.

[indigo-greer-collins]

so that FUCKFACE ANON who said the fools verse was pointless.

[lexithwrites]

Can only think of bkdk when 80’s music plays goddammit

[through-broken-eyes]

I hear the wicked get no rest but when you do, I hope you dream of me 🖤

[angevvine]

[phoebebuggers]

a fun fact is that the lack of fucking media literacy in the comments section of mainstream stranger things content makes me want to bash my head into the wall repeatedly

[angelnumber27]

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

[cryptid-ghoulette]

Once on tour, swiss dared dew to get in the baby swing at a park near the hotel, betting him that he couldn’t fit in it.

Dew lost that bet badly and got completely and totally stuck. They had to call Copia, who then had to call the fire department to get him out.

[wearechecking]

someone on twitter said what if fernando alonso and taylor swift quietly broke up with their significant others because they started seeing each other. and as ridiculous and baseless as that theory is, i’m not not listening

[free-for-all-fics]

I’m SO SERIOUS when I say I don’t just want, I NEED a plushie or figurine of The Recruiter and/or The Front Man from Squid Game. I don’t care if it’s crochet, clay, resin, 3D printed and hand painted, or stuffed and made with polyester fiber and fabric. I don’t care if it’s super small like 4 inches, the size of a palm sized voodoo doll or micro keychain squishable or if it’s 9 inches in height and similar size of a mini Squishable. I don’t care if it’s a figurine similar to a Funko Pop. Brands like Youtooz and The Woobles are SLEEPING on these characters. The Woobles has a Front Man crochet but you have to buy a kit for like $40 and do it yourself and imo it’s really ugly. I’d rather spend that money on something cute that’s already made. If I could find someone to make either or both of these I’d hit up their Etsy or whatever SO FAST.

I’m totally normal about these characters, I swear.

Thank you for listening to my Public Service Announcement.

[thecryptidart1st]

Just generally curious: why are my michael afton tags showing me a “Michael Afton is the mimic” theory lately?

[elysiumcalled]

guys I love bread

[secretly-a-catamount]

Welcome back! This is your daily reminder that Problems by Mother Mother is a Calron song.