#he says he hates al for it
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn is available without a prescription at retailers nationwide.
#anonymous#you should hear mark mothersbaugh talk about this song#he says he hates al for it#because al did his style better than he did#which is as high of praise as any could hope for#other than hearing that voice say well done my good and faithful servant
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
I think they should let Talia have a recurring boytoy, somebody mature and unassuming but cultured like a professor or an art director or something. He serves no narrative purpose other than to give Talia a taste of the life she could have if she wasn’t burdened by her connection to the league, and to make Bruce jealous even though they’re not together anymore. Idk I just want nice things for her
#Wait. What if he was a doctor. Could be a girlfriend too I’m not picky#Listen I know the whole point is that Bruce is her one true love but can’t she have a little side piece let her have fun she deserves#to be adored. I hate to see a bad bitch hung up over a man and it’s Batman of all people that is so sick#and i say recurring boytoy because while Talia has been shown to have hook ups and flings she’s never really had another Partner#Talia al Ghul#dc
725 notes
·
View notes
Text
AU where ra’s al-ghul who is so tired of dealing with jason’s bs (bc lbr, jason would’ve been the biggest menace towards him during his time at the league and also after), decides to do the worst thing he could possibly do to jason and leaks the fact that jason todd, bruce’s wayne’s adopted son who’s been dead for almost a decade is not as dead as everyone has been made to believe to the public.
#batman#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#jason todd#red hood#jason peter todd#au#crack au#jason todd au#ra’s al-ghul gets jason todd legally revived au#ra’s is so tired of jason being a menace towards him (he doesn’t understand why talia likes the brat and he doesn’t want to understand)#jason calling talia up: hey talia how upset would you be if i ripped your father’s limbs off?#ra’s just wants to be evil in peace why is his ex son-in-law’s brat bothering him#the press goes wild with this as expected to the point where bruce has to hold a press conference and confirm that yes jason is indeed alive#they probably went with witness protection as an excuse#when asked why he was in witness protection jason says it’s because he witnessed the murder of the second robin#jason’s former classmates are staring at their screens in shock bc how tf did jason go from tiny and cute to total hunk?#jason hates this so much and has come up with 250+ plans to get back at ra’s#dc#jason todd and ra’s al-ghul beef: who will be the ultimate winner?#talia is getting free entertainment from this entire mess#batfamily#batfam#jason todd dc#ra’s al ghul dc#jason todd is a menace#jason todd is red hood
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just realised that if there was an anime from talia's perspective, depending on what their focusing on, Bruce would be the wife that dies in the first episode.
#Or like breaks up with cause if you don't he would be endangered cause of your evil dad#I'm not hating on Ra's but just saying#Bruce Wayne#ras al ghul#al ghul family#damain wayne#talia al ghul#league of assassins#brutalia#bruce and talia#the batman#Batman#The dark knight#the caped crusader
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
Knife shaped siblings and Al
#in their defense their siblings are very stabable#i've wanted to do this for a long time but never had the motivation to XD#Jiang Cheng#sho kusakabe#sakura matou#alphonse elric#Al knows that sibling stabbing happens. with the Xing's clans frequent murderer attemps on half bros and sis and Greed hating his siblings#he just thought those are the exception and he's the normal one#unfortunately for him he's a fictional sibling. and in fiction sibling stabbing seems like a common practice#their older siblings will say. your honor. they did nothing wrong
106 notes
·
View notes
Text
bruce immediately asking if he hurt dick after days spent infected yeah okay dc i see this and i raise you: 😭😭😭
#such a difference between this#and like tita.ns year one when bruces first words were something like 'you shouldve figured it out sooner'#like GROWTH (the growth is me crying then to crying harder now)#also can i just say dg is so fucking stupid what do u mean he was going to reveal his identity to the president#like did we not JUST go through the grayso/n arc where he had to die and agent-ify and take down spyr/al to erase everyone knowing hes nwin#but overall love that the titan.s defeating beast wor.ld with the power of friendship#hate the rae cliffhanger like has she ever known rest but theres so much to unpack#titans spoilers#beast world spoilers#tuesday spoilers#comic spoilers#kory being the contingency for donna 😫 also the fact dick has custom made nwing logo manila folders 🫥🫥🫥 very on brand i fear#also roy was in the picture when the tower exploded so im counting that as confirmation roy is joining the team again#the teamwork of it all i love it here <33333#* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.
82 notes
·
View notes
Text
Saadi tweeted in support of the FSA 🤦🏻♀️
Don't you remember what happened to your country? And what about Hannibal? Don't think the FSA will be any help there (and he was in the same room as the Assads as a child)
He's always been basically a law unto himself but either he's blinded by his hatred for Iran, or living under Erdogan has gotten to his head (also often threatening to sue people over tweets), complete with Elon Musk simping (like Erdogan)... and sometimes I do genuinely wonder if he's very mentally unwell* and it's not being treated, when it should be after all those horrific experiences, including prison experiences
* Then again, this was rumoured even before 2011
#when there were rumours just before the NYT article that Saif had visited Damascus#WTF SAADI#SAADI WTF#Saadi Gaddafi#Libya#Syria#Turkey#Turkiye#Türkiye#WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK SAADI#WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY?!#also when he even got butthurt at family spokesman Moussa Ibrahim... maybe he is unwell#or maybe he is bisexual and maybe growing up in Libya as a bi kid with a possibly closeted and maybe self-hating bi dad...#OK maybe that's going a bit far but#i'm just really dismayed and shocked by this#how did he go from posting the photo of him with Uncle Hafez as a child to THIS#your father's last speeches were on SYRIAN TELEVISION#sometimes i also wonder if he says shocking things just for clicks#Moussa Ibrahim posted a photo of Assad on his FB story on Eid al-Fitr this year#Saadi stop simping for Italian and American politicians i'm afraid those high society days are over#maybe therapy is needed for acceptance and moving on#also he probably needs to find his own thing like Aisha#especially now his book is finished#i might not bother buying it now#Moussa Ibrahim posted about Syria and let's just say it's very different from Saadi#he even paraphrased Assad in the last sentence - whether that was intentional...
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Can we all kind of agree that dc needs to heavily improve their power scaling? Whenever I look at the geoforce tag I get that godawful Batman Damian and talia comic where Brion rips off the costume or whatev and hello?!? The guy controls gravity so well he can stop bullets??? As athletic as the non metas in that area were they’re nowhere near as fast as a bullet he should’ve been able to pin them to the spot with his powers alone.
Yes I’m still salty ab Brion getting partially butchered writing wise. They could never make me actually hate him especially when it comes to being against talia as cool as she is I don’t like her. In fact I actually don’t like Damian or Bruce either, I seriously only read some issues of that comic for Brion alone.
I’m aware that I’m whining I don’t care, batman writers are dog shit at writing other characters and I get to complain about how bad they are.
#also talk about pussywhipped from what I recall Bruce was letting talia say some off the walls shit#brion markov#dc comics#geoforce#he’s been turned into the new Cap Atom hasn’t he#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Damian Wayne#talia al ghul#idfc if Damian is still Robin or not I’ve gotten to the point of actually hating the bat characters I don’t even want to think about them
31 notes
·
View notes
Text
my dad and i used to sing billy joel’s piano man with each other at every family party. like not actually sing it like perform it with each other but it was on every playlist at every party and when it came on we’d stand in the middle of the room and sing all of five minutes and 38 seconds of it together. because my dad’s been the biggest billy joel fan since the dawn of time and i learned the words because it was his favorite song. anyways over the last couple of years i obviously rarely attend any family parties but when i do ive noticed that they still play piano man but he never looks for me to sing it with anymore. he’ll sing it with his cousin or his friend or my 3 year old cousin that obviously doesn’t know the words because she is literally 3 years old. and i know that this is some bizarre kind of punishment because that is who he is as a person so i try not to think about it. of course this is relevant now because on our rsvp for the wedding i (stupid) left a space for song requests and my dad did of course request piano man. and now i have to decide whether or not i want to put it on the playlist.
#al talks#on one hand i say no and i’ve been firmly no for over a year#because i will not let you emotionally torment me on MY WEDDING NIGHT#but.#on the other hand.#i’m sad because the last time i sang it with him i didn’t KNOW it would be the last time i ever sang it with him#and i KNOW that this would be. and maybe it’d be nice to have one last good memory of it.#but then i think no this is obviously emotional and psychological warfare#this is not my father suggesting the song because of all the good memories we share#it’s him making sure the song is on the playlist so he can be the center of attention at my wedding and prove to everyone#that we still have a functioning relationship and he is actually the best coolest dad ever#so.#the answer seems obvious.#but then he will say daughter why didn’t they play piano man and i cannot say well father because i think you hate me a little bit#so obviously i will lie and say oohhh that evil dj forgot to play the song i very much requested! oh no!#or he will tell everyone i am an awful evil child that clearly doesn’t love him anymore because my evil mother poisoned me and therefore#i didn’t play billy joel at my wedding#SIGH.#it’s 2 am so i must overshare obviously
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
my hot take abt the season eight of legends that never was is that. season seven took what made season one a great story and tailored it to fit more with the later season’s vision for the show. like it was a real return to form in a positive way. and i think that s8 could have been the same if they held on with the time cops iii: fixers attack BUT then they had to also introduce a pregnancy plot
#alli says shit#like to explain my point. the reason i kinda would want AL to leave in a hypothetical s8#is that a baby complicates shit#n i think they introduced an interesting villain/antagonist and stakes#but like we don’t need baby drama on top of that#like we could go over my issues with s6 for centuries but it’s lowkey the same issue#i HATE the season plotlines of s6. but i love bishop as a villain#even they knew they did bishop a disservice that’s why he came back for s7#n by bishop i mean raffi barsoumian. they said we need u to be pathetic bc you’re too fun for one season#anyways#but i think s7 had the appropriate amount of character stakes to plot stakes#and throwing in. AL baby drama ruins that balance bc it becomes the AL show again#like god forbid we let anyone else take the spotlight. maybe booster gold?#who we’ve been waiting to show up for seven seasons mayhaps?#okay ramble over#maybe someday i’ll write my good s8 ideas#or just reblog my fics that are lowkey s8 headcanons
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
A little insane to me that one of Kalim’s pieces of evidence for Jamil being not that bad is that he had a lot of opportunities in the past to kill him but he didn’t…THE BAR IS UNDER THE FUCKING FLOOR AT THIS POINT KALIM HELP WHAT
#quinnramblesandjabbers#twst#twisted wonderland#kalim al asim#jamil viper#twst shitpost#like the other stuff about him working hard to help the students was good proof but this is like the bare minimum#WAIT DOES HE SAY THIS BC SO MANY OTHERS HAVE TAKEN THOSE OPPORTUNITIES TO TRY AND KILL HIM?!#HAS THIS HAPPENED ENOUGH TO PUSH THE STANDARD THIS LOW#MAYBE IFS JUST JAMIL#GET YOU SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE AND DEFEND YOU FROM HATE AS MUCH AS KALIM DOES FOR JAMIL#hes literally just a guy#hit him with your car
45 notes
·
View notes
Text
I could ramble a whole post about Husk and what I hc are very complex feelings to Al
I could ramble about how he’s the only one that’s been brave enough to lash out at him, to swat at him, and that he was concerned enough to warn Al about Mimzy, without any indication that it was just for the hotel
Or about how he may be one of the only ones that Alastor has trusted to tell him about his leash, or perhaps has WITNESSED IT himself, has seen who commands Alastor and who he fears
Or talk about how after initially being disappointed to see he’s still not free in the finale, he still, regardless, draws back into a loose embrace after Al reappears. He easily could have just yanked away entirely like Lucifer had.
Or how they’ve probably in all these years had some civil, maybe even good moments, and how Alastor’s been vulnerable enough with him that Husk has obviously seen who he’s in a deal with or he’s talked to him about it
Or how canonly he’s meant to be in the category of Al’s close friends (even though friendship is clearly problematic and not always deep with Al but still)
and how I do think as well as relief for Husk there’d be more than that for him if Al died, and be at least some grief
And that I think Al might change and let him go before the end of the series
#it’s so hard to say anything positive towards their relationship#without people going ‘you’re apologizing for abuse’#EVEN THOUGH ITS STILL ABUSE AND IM NOT SAYING THAT#I just love exploring more than him just hating al#because I don’t think he fully hates him
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Disable!Damian Al Ghul au 3#
Relation and insights within the family 2#
[=] #011 > Family
• Ra Al Ghul, fuck up bitch that have no reasons to live other than making people suffer. His long life goal is to kill him.
• Talia Al Ghul, as equally weird fuck up woman that he does not have a relationship of other than creating him into this earth. Why thank you!
• Kaasib, his perfect twin brother. He does not know about him but he doesn't make his life better so a 4/10.
• Damian, his one and only older brother. An angel birth to bless this hellish place, he's very kind, polite, and he sees him with such a kind gaze that he doesn't know what to say
Damian usually would visits him in the time the sun rise, or that's what he say. And he would bring desserts and trinkets to him, he would speak to him about anything and is very patient when he doesn't understand what he is saying.
#011 like Damian a lot, the only good thing in this hell on earth.
• American Guy, #011 first impression of him is as bad as his impression on American guy. He didn't like sharing Damian with him and he's with Damian first, like how unfair is that!
Although with time it prove that American guy is nice, he's nice to be around and good at making up stories for his doll lore. And Damian look at them fondly whenever they are playing! And he sometimes even play with them! How great is that!
+ don't know whatever I will do Talia and Ra's or not, they're just overwhelming for me and I doesn't really know them, might do kaasib and Jason or even the batkid, but def not this two until a good chunk of time
#aww#011#sweetie he sees you as an insurance that is and of course he will make sure that you understand what he's saying#but we do what we do#damian al ghul#disable!damian au#respawn#he's just blunt#just a little guy#talia al ghul#ra al ghul#he just hate them#no question ask#no Jason#he doesn't know him#i mean locked up in a lab you gotta do with what you got#jason tood#Jason tood as American guy#lol#red hood#i lie he meets jason#just not as jason tood
8 notes
·
View notes
Text

Fun story behind this photo, I was cosplaying as Damian Wayne at a con I went to and this artist, in the artist alley, asked which Robin I was, so I said I was Damian cuz he’s my fav, to which he responded he hated Damian and his fav was Tim 😭. So I commissioned him to draw me Damian and this is what he gave me. He was honestly really nice and we were just having fun banter back and forth. But fuck him for not liking my son
#damian wayne#batfam#batman#batfamily#damian al ghul#tim drake#i would like to say I don’t hate Tim he’s a chill little dude just not my fav
33 notes
·
View notes
Text
If Alphonse had gotten to properly meet Alfons, I think he'd nickname him Heidi, which Alfons would absolutely hate but be too polite to ask him to stop, other than weakly suggesting other names. Alphonse insists Heidi is cuter so always continues using it (gleefully, innocent faced little shit knows exactly what he's doing)
#fma#cos#it has got an alfons in it#alfons heiderich#alphonse elric#i headcanon ed calls him 'Fons since he associates Al more with his brother#but alfons likes that as a personal pet name from ed so never suggests it to anyone else lmao#Alfons always says Ed's full first name so he can enjoy saying all the syllables with care#and most people just say Ed or Elric around them so again it feels special and personal to him#can't decide if Alfons would hate it even more or suddenly love it if Ed called him Heidi too#i have a soft spot for aggressively passive aggressive Alphonse hfhgjh you cannot defeat his puppy eyes even when he's slandering you
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
Every day on Twitter dot com snyderverse fans embarrass themselves trying to talk authoritatively about Superman because the bland, cynical, ayn randian version of the character from the movies they’re obsessed with does not actually exist anywhere else, and hopefully with the ending of the dceu will never exist again 🙏🏾
#They’re on al gore’s internet talking about how ‘it’s stupid to show Superman saving cats because he has better things to do’. HUH?#men will hate kindness and lightheartedness and corniness and then say that they stan Superman like how embarrassing 🙈#Zack Snyder one day you will answer to god for the damage done to Clark Kent’s name…#Superman#Dc
11 notes
·
View notes