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oh my god i am so fucking hot and overstimulated right nwo and i JUST STEPPED INSIDE THIS HOUSE BRO HOW DO PEOPLE WITH BIG FAMILIES DO IT
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starfleet's strongest warriors
#they're pathetic (affectionate)#spock#bones#for how elegant nimoy looks he really is just a giraffe#reminds me of how sturgeon wanted him to do all these crazy stunts in amok time#and the directors were like “he cannot do that he will die”#leonard mccoy#doctor mccoy#bread and circuses#shitposting#screencaps#deforest kelley#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series
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One of the things I like about seeing things in the highest resolution possible is that you can see tiny but important details that get lost otherwise. The moment from the deleted scene is short but we get a lot of information about Sarah, Sarah and Sam's relationship as siblings, and just also how well the comedic timing of all this is, on top of the canon sarahbucky content.
I just love seeing the variety of expressions Sarah gets to be shown just from this once scene alone! And of course she shares another stare and look with Bucky.
And just look at how deliberate Sam was in stealing the chair when he knew she was interested in it 😂 You know he loves teasing her
#tfatwsedit#tfatws#sarah wilson#bucky barnes#sarahbucky#sam wilson#meta#my meta#my graphics#i ripped these from my copy of the set coz all the versions online are really crappy res that blocks out details#like aj is content to enjoy his corn bread and chicken#bucky and his many napkins coz he's eating with his hands#but also i just want to see sarah in hd as much as possible coz she's so pretty
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more of my awesome bread dough boy
#alloyart#fake peppino#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#my personal hc is fakey CAN talk! he just mimics and creates a lot of imperfect sentences#also he still makes weird noises and occasionally like. Backwards Italian. but he is generally understandable#not much tag rambling this time... read the thing i wrote about fake peppy on my blog instead im proud of it lol#continuing with my running joke that fake peppino wants to make peppino into a pizza . i think he can kneading him like bread dough#peppy is none the wiser. hes just glad hes so good at massages. really gets the stress knots out
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#les mierables#the chronicles of narnia#narnia#jean valjean#edmund pevensie#bread#turkish delight#I'd do some immoral things for really good bread#we really wanted to try turkish delight when we were little but couldn't find anywhere to buy it#we finally found some rose water and decided to make it ourselves#we thought we'd messed it up because it was so bad#I didn't realize turkish delight is just terrible#although I've heard they make other fruit flavors and I'd like to give those a try#the rose water ones tasted like old lady perfume gummies#truly awful#edmund sold out his family for that?#he could have just asked for some good cheese#food lore
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Duke’s early vigilante days are so funny, because whenever he interacts with a criminal Batman is behind him staring the criminal down like “you better be fucking intimidated by my precious little boy”
I also believe that this happens whenever Hal and Duke interact because anyone who has met Duke can see he qualifies for a ring and Bruce does not want to have to share custody with the Lanterns
Oh yeah cursed wheel arc to me is Bruce pretending So Hard that he's not there and just like supporting Duke and his detective abilities
(^•_•^) =^•ﻌ•^=
Duke is extremely lucky he's not in a reverse Robin au because if he had to be one of the first heros after Batman?? In those colors??? He would get laughed at, thankfully two-ish decades of Robin has trained crooks to be Very Scared of people in bright colors next to the bat and Duke is all together, one of the gentler robins ever (his anger is very focused, he doesn't have a lot of the General Anger that is symptomatic of being age 10-15, he's angry of course, who isn't, but idk I think because of his background and personality he is smart enough to focus it productively)
Bruce and Hal beefing over Duke is a Favorite headcanon for me, everything after his metahuman bar mitzvah is, can be, and Should be a clusterfuck
Hal and Bruce are like a divorced couple with Duke they're throwing money (Bruce) and experiences (mostly Hal) at him (like any of this really makes up for Duke not having his actual parents ;-;)
Divorced dad guilt is a Hell of a drug
#batfam#duke thomas#bruce wayne#i will spare the lantern fans from me tagging this lmao#sorry it took me so long to answer this i had a really big exam XD#you would think that graduating college would mean i was done with those womp womp#but really i love it when duke has a ton of justice league friends i want him to make more#like yes he is a street level hero and yes hes supposed to be grounded but dont u think its funny if the gods come down every now and then#to bring this one guy a corn dog?#anyway i Really want duke to start making friends with all the capes' non-caped friends#that would be even funnier imo#anyway yeah#bread talk
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i find it so funny yet simultaneously frustrating how often Scout TF2 gets woobified in the TF2 fandom and even in official media sometimes. like the dude's a lean mean jerkass from Boston, the runt of his mad dog pack of brothers who worked his way up in speed and made it to the top, a guy who thinks he's tough shit and actually has the skills to prove it with his strength and his sprinting, he's a hired and trained killer. here he is as a sad little woobie boy with daddy issues who says quirky stuff
(nothin' wrong with this though, go ahead and do whatever tf you want with scout's character and make him your own thing, hell yeah)
#do not take this post as an insult as i am in fact also guilty of woobifying scout#i just prefer his characterisation as an asshole who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread (and probably actually is)#i really like how much of a smug little shit scout is#i don't have a problem with woobie scout i just think it isn't accurate to how he was originally characterised#like do whatever tf you want with his character go crazy#i just like this version of scout best :>#scout tf2#tf2 scout#tf2#team fortress 2#mischaracterization#woobification
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hello... please consider... yakumo in:
the classic traditional style qipaos
the modernised and modified ones
bonus: modified hanfu
he would look wonderful wouldn't he? all the more delectable and sashimiable?
ahaha...ahah...AHAHHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#feesh answer#the more i scrolled the more manic laughter leaked out of my face. exolkoiddeploded really#i had no images to accurately convey my emotion. so i had to make one#BEHOLD! MY PHOTO COLLAGE SKILLS!!!!!!🤣#did you really just have yakumo-coloured outfits ready and waiting somewhere in your storage??!#your curation feels like a personal attack even tho i know you just out here doin things for You#me normally: i want the most obnoxious ridiculous over the top colour combo and clashing finalfantasia10000belts mess----#me now: ok but there's something about that 3rd modern one. it's. so simple. but. i. but i......#i need him to be cute and helpful in the traditional ones. i want him walking around in the garden just sniffing pretty flowers#wait no i want him in one of th emodified ones just absolutely DESTROYING eiden's ---#waiT no I want him IN THE FLOWING ETERNALGARMENTS WITH HIS GLOWY EYES AND SOBBING POSSESSED DEMEANOUR BUT NOT ACTUALLY POSSESSED#so just glowing and crying. got it#WAIT NO-#god it's like all the things i used to be meh about or go 'what kinda character design is this'#now i'll see it on yaku and it's.....well......#those maiden buns? the lil twin baobao or whatever? hated thsoe things forever and always#then someone will put em on yakumo and suddenly everything is fine#WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE LIL. ORBS ON HIS HEAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WHO WEARS THEM.#ONLY LITTLE GIRLIES. IS IT INAPPROPRIATE TO GIVE YAKU THE BUNS#BUT I. IF HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS HAIR LIKE THAT.#i will straihjtt up put steamed buns on his head#and force him to stay still and balance them#until i finish eating them all#it's a game of pile bread on the snake#i will require a stepladder#nu carnival yakumo
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More official/proper ref of my Metalocalypse s/i 💖🫶💖🫶💖 I needed another milf for the books, I'm obsessed with it guys!
Like I said before she's the manager for @hotrodharts and @1980ssunflower and does a kickass job of it! She's meant to be something of a parallel to Charles whom she has THICK sexual tension with and possibly a mysterious past history with? :0 oooooo~ either way she's very fond of the boys, especially Toki, and in my dreams they see the both of them as parental figures 😊
EDIT: original meme by @tarraerae on Twitter 🫶
Flat colors!
Taglist ♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert x canon#oc x canon#metalocalypse#charles offdensen#🍞 my bread and butter 🍞#SO JUST FINISHED SEASON 3 TODAY TOO 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖#GODDD IT WAS SO GOOD#the songs were all great and so were the character focused episodes!!#AND UGH THE FINALE THEY REALLY DO LOOK AT CHARLES LIKE A MOM#the way they were wanting to hang out with him 🥺 and the applogy AND THE TOKI HUG!!!!#FUCK#HOW DID IT GET THIS BAD THIS FAST THREE DAYS!!! ITS BEEN THREE DAYS!!#i dont think ive ever f/od a character FASTER#i guess we'll see where it goes in the end but godd#hes my fucking WIFE 🥺🥺#and ssshh ignore the fact that shes sitting on nothing#we aint gotta talk about it
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I heard Lucanis is a tough customer.
#rookanis#lucanis x rook#lucanis dellamorte#rook de riva#rook dragon age#my art#dav#datv#dragon age#oc: renzo#oc: renzo de riva#lucaren#lucanis really said 'let's get that bread'#i support the idea that he knows when someone's flirting and is either suspicious or just doesn't give a shit#and renzo isn't particularly good at it anyway#he just makes lucanis want to feed a starving bird#and he'd cry if they did done it and cuddled afterwards
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Valjean trying to give more soft bread for Cosette. Vol. 4, Book 3, Chapter 4.
Clips from <Il cuore di Cosette>.
#Les miserables#les mis#My Post#Jean Valjean#M. Leblanc#Cosette#The Lark#Mlle. Lanoire#Father and daughter#Owl and Wren#White Bread#Black Bread#Rue Plumet#If you only remember about Valjean stole bread and got caught you're the one haven't finished the Brick yet.#This Bread Part is really important too.#Think about how Cosette got starved and only ate scrubs from the Thenardiers as a child!#He does not want to get Cosette starved and tried to give best food for her.#On the contray he wanted to go the road of Calvary and one of this was eating rough black bread.#But Cosette does not want to her father suffring and she knew how to stop.#Best Dad#Valjean is REAL father of Cosette#Happy Father's Day!#The Brick#Il cuore di Cosette
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Assorted fruit 🫶
#minecraft story mode#mcsm jesse#mcsm lukas#mcsm olivia#mcsm nell#mcsm radar#mcsm gill#bakery au#at least some of them are#wanted to draw Jesse in my clothes so that’s what the dress at the bottom is :)#Gill would LOVE California Gurls. he knows every word.#that one is also kind of a running joke between some friends#I don’t think Radar should take that brownie….#the bread is just because I needed to fill space#yeah I drew them kissing a lot. it was for practice#also they love each other#Jesse and Jesse doing the Sibling Stare is really funny to me#Olivia is in the corner because I love her. she’s so neat#my art
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Ty for answering my asks! Recently, I saw some fanart of the gender bendered crew and it got me curios, how much would the plot change if Jimmy was a woman. I mean, she would still be emotionally abusive (esp to Fem!Curly), but at lest, I guess, the crash would've never happened (?)
Also, her relationship w/ Anya: if she was assulted still, it prolly would've been dissmissed, since it's between 2 women. Or, if Anya is male in this scenario, he couldn't really be able to talk abt it, since society decided that "women can't r*pe men", so it's not serious and he should suck it up. Man, it's just sucks to be Anya in any scenario my poor girl 😭
What do you think? If you have an opinion on that at all, that is
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I think the scenario's where the gender was flipped or any level of gender based intersectionality is expanded makes it so much more complex.
If this is the scenario with fem!Jimmy, it comes with the territory of questionable internalized homophobia. Does Jimmy brush it off in this scenario because she doesn't think lesbian encounters are real ones? Is she struggling with her identity and taking it out on Anya who may be openly queer compared a fem!Curly who is either straight or just not interested in Jimmy? Perhaps it's a sort of weird entitled that can occur in female dominated spaces "We're both girls, I know what you have, it won't matter." It's still is something I don't see Jimmy denying in this scenario, he never really denies it in canon just talks around it with Curly. Here I can see it's less about the pregnancy and more so about the internalized homophobia. Not seeing Anya as anything but an unwanted aspect of her femineity and the allure of it, there's a lot more objectification of both Curly and Anya in this alteration as I would believe feels better thinking of them in that light if they are just fodder in her mind. Guilty pleasures that no longer bring her such. It's a careful situation because I don't want this to fall into predatory lesbian stereotyping, Jimmy is just a person who does not respect other people or their choice, if it conflict with what he wants or perceived is owed.
The idea of Curly having to report it and outing her not only as a rapist but queer and the denial, especially in the case Anya and Curly are both out as she feels a sort of resentment she can't be secure with herself that way. If it is masc!Curly, there could be the jealousy of him being able to actively pursue relationships he wants while she feels she can't, Anya and Curly playfully flirt, its casual but it's something she longs for in the same way she doesn't. She obsesses over Curly because she wishes she could be Curly in a social sense in both aspect male or female Curly.
If it's fem!Jimmy and masc!Anya? It's a much more delicate situation. In this scenario Jimmy gets pregnant. Maybe Anya does a blood test after the incident and finds out Jimmy is pregnant. It's a very sensitive matter because if it's fem!Curly her first assumption is Anya may have done something. That is just the immediate assumptions in cases like this. I think the fact that Anya is telling her would make Curly think it's not that simple, especially since Jimmy isn't brining it up or really caring but everyone reacts differently. Jimmy is pregnant however, and that's a big deal, she'll figure that out eventually on her own but how will she react? Curly knows it won't be good, Anya knows too.
I think the crash is instigated in this scenerio by fem!Curly actually doing more, refusing to sweep it under the rug because she can conceptualize that fear, likely she and Jimmy are the only girls on board. She trusts everyone, well did trust everyone, but it's just something you live with. She can't just live with that double standard but I feel like she really doesn't know how to address it. How does she bring it up to superiors without implicating Anya? What does she do with Jimmy, it still feels like she's catering to Jimmy but now the concern is primarily focused on the life this baby will be born into. If it is born at all. I don't think Jimmy would try to kill Anya in this concept but try to spin the narrative it was mutual up until she got pregnant. Curly doesn't really buy it but it's a lot of processing, a lot more he said she said but what Jimmy is saying just doesn't make sense. It gives Jimmy too much time to really settle with the fact she's pregnant and likely can't support a kid nor wants to give birth out in space. Jimmy feeling like she's being othered from the only other woman could also be a factor, maybe even starting into her thinking Curly is behaving like a "pick-me" for siding with a guy over her. The crash is more spiteful in terms of having to protect herself alone, due to Curly not outright supporting her delusions.
It really adds a certain horror to Jimmy's pregnancy hallucinations because after the crash they are about her, her symptoms the sign of showing. She doesn't want the child either and considering what being pregnant can do to your mental/physical state, especially some of the more negative symptoms, I doubt she is handling it well. A lot of Anya's struggles are with the stigmas around male victims. His body reacted so did he want it? He's gonna be a father and courts likely will make him pay or care for the baby even if they take Anya's side, their world is just like that. Would the other's blame him for not doing more, he is a man after all? Should he be considered lucky a woman was that into him? It's eating away at him because not only does he not feel safe, he actively blames himself.
In the case Curly is still a cis guy, its that weird feeling guys often get when talking about male victims of assault. I don't think he'd victim blame but he likely asks or thinks about how it could've happened, why wouldn't Anya just overpower Jimmy? Maybe he couldn't? Maybe Anya didn't have it in him to strike a woman. He wouldn't. Now he thinks of what he would have done if Jimmy did something like that to him. SImilary to my trans!Curly post, he's wondering if it could've been him. It's likely one of the first times in his life he has to think of that type of vulnerability in terms of himself and other men and against likely his girl best friend. I think that arm pat right before Jimmy crashes the ship would really make him feel weird, not like he'd have the time to really dig into those feeling but y'know WERE GONNA CRASH!!!.
In terms of Jimmy and Curly's specific relationship, it just gets messier if they aren't both guys or girls. There's a lot of misogny on Jimmy's side with fem!Curly. He often points out she's a woman captain or makes a point of her being one of the few independent woman in her field and how certain men hate that. It's insidious but Curly doesn't think about or like to cause she likes to believe Jimmy isn't one of those guys. He can be a bit antiquated, maybe a bit of a pig but no ones perfect! Here a lot of his resentment is more gear toward a woman having that power over him as Captain/filling the typical male roles he fails at. He can't stand that she's above him in almost aspect and he likely takes it out on other women. Similarly, fem!Jimmy and cis Curly is just as bad. It's a fact of not knowing if she wants to be him, wants him or wants to destroy him. It's obsession without anything positive. She feels entitled to his space and life and time and he has a hard time setting up boundaries cause, well, Jimmy's a girl, his bestfriend and it comes with all the stigmas around boygirl best friends. To him it's a sort of oppressive doting, he feels wrong telling her not to pick and like he's being controlling. That's how she'd spin it whenever he'd try to make boundaries with her.
They are still just friends but most people can't tell even if they can tell it's not healthy, in both cases. Either way I feel like if they were opposite genders to each other there would a specific infatuation Jimmy would have with Curly that would be less hidden but sort of unaddressed because the idea of Curly rejecting them would make them lash out in a way Curly may just leave for their safety. It's also Jimmy wouldn't want to be with Curly specifically but just want what would consistently provide/available.
If they are both girls, its envy. It's that sort of hate that someone fits the standards you don't, wanting them to be picked second or crack. She likes to get into Curly's head, point out flaws and act like it's just her being helpful. She wants Curly to be a girls girl but only for her. There's a sort of possessiveness like purposely jeopardizing relationships because why would a man come first? That girl hates me and is a pick me, why are you friends with her still, Curly? Like this is silly but think about how Regina George treats Gretchen Wieners and that's effectively how fem!Curly and fem!Jimmy would work but technically Curly has the sway of Regina.
I believe the crash would always happen. Jimmy would try to escape responsibility or really thinking about what they did in any world, any gender. It's about facing the consequences, losing things he refuses to let go of or having to deal with responsibilities he's not ready for. The switching of sex or gender really doesn't change those core aspects.
#this is long cause theres so many ideas to play with here and how jimmy and Curly would work but the specifc things happening with Anya#like if she wasnt pregnant thats a relief but its the sort of situation where she has to think about her own sexuality in the scenerio shes#queer and how Jimmy affect her. Its addressing it with Curly who may get it but maybe she gets it too much maybe its hard to hear about Jim#cause for all she knew Jimmy was straight and now she has to think of all the odd conversations and nights they shared beds and maybe#feelings she had but she has to focus on putting Anya first but what does she do? Outing someone is bad but this can be dismmised?#Would the pony express just punish both anya and jimmy and curly what if theres a dont ask dont tell policy? what if they dont care cause#they are all women. its not an issue if its just girls not getting along after “experimenting”. Back to male Anya and female Jimmy they wil#assume it was consensual and anya just doesnt want the kid often that is pushed on male rape narratives. Jimmy is pregnant and on edge#does Curly also have to factor in the child? I feel like the feast scene would be Jimmy delusionally thinking Curly is helping support the#child i mean he is the most well off the bread winner he puts food on the table he is the food! Would polle being Anya talk about how Jimmy#doesnt have it in her to foster a child to support one emotionally without damage? Why so focused on making Curly the idealized male#or provider in her life when she went after him? For female Curly is it envy that she did this to herself and Curly has even more prospects#than her now? What if Anya was fawning because he didn't want the kid but hated the idea of Jimmy killing it to spite him? Or perhaps using#it as a means of control because even if he doesn't want it i doubt he wants it to be punished or abused. It is a burden something no one#wanted but it is being fostered five months in and Jimmys showing a bump and Anya cant ignore all the implications of it being born to her#maybe he kills himself to avoid living in a world its subjected to that pain to to save himself from it. GOD the pills with Curly are worse#for male Anya fem!Curly because its so much more direct he cant shove something down a womans throat who is clearly unwilling it makes#him feel like Jimmy to watch her struggle against him and he cant do it and with Jimmy it is so much more direct about a mother feeding#theri child and abusing it like the nuance if any gender flipping was canon would tear this fandom apart now imma thinking crazy about this#thanks skull anon like really ur asks get me thinking#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#💀 anon#ask#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#nurse anya#anya mouthwashing
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Starfall ocs! Simon (37ish, he/him), a traveling faeblood baker who sells "lucky bread", and Sons (16, she/her), whos name is totally Sons and is totally just his assistant and not someone who needs to get from point a to point b quickly and discretely.
They have a horse and cart that has a furnace on it, and they carve runes into the bread they make and sell it to passers-by as they travel, claiming that the bread will bring them luck. It does not, but it sells for a pretty penny to those who believe that it will. They dont have permits to do this but the idea is that they wont be stopped or found by those who enforce permits anyways.
#my art#starfall podcast#the bread is legitimately good.#im imagining it sort of like a mafia front situation? if it were a traveling front + morally good? smuggling runaways to better situations#via illegal-ish bread cart?#i dont know where Sons is running from or to nor what her name really is but i DO know that shes quickly become attached to Simon#she tore up her old clothes to hide better and kept some scraps to make friendship bracelets <3#and Simon doesnt Want to admit it. but hes caring for the kid more than usual. hes wearing the friendship bracelet. hes this close to just#adopting her on the spot
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evil duke isn't something i think about too often, he is such a kind and just person at his core that its almost hard for me to make him a villian.
one thing i am absolutely sure about evil!duke tho is he is Lawful as hell. just based on the Final Knight and the way Duke talks normally, he would be a prim and proper monologuing villain, lex luthor-core kinda sorta. He works through everything with a kind of grim detachment, all his the passion that makes him a great hero is Gone. he wears gloves to symbolically show off just how much he refuses to get his hands dirty.
for these types of villains there is always a breaking point, where their perfection fades and i genuinely dont think Evil!Duke would ever get pushed there. when backed into a corner the control gets even more ironclad and Thats finally when his powers lash out (if he is threatened in a way that can't just be buried in bureaucracy he starts with his fists)
Evil!Duke isnt a villain you fight one on one, only someone to negotiate down with for the safety of you and everyone around you
#duke thomas#batfam#idk im just thinking about dead eyed fancy office duke planning world domination#i think we should let him tbh#i want him as one of those fancy villains but im putting the breakdown stage up on a shelf cause i can't trust people with that#sidebar but duke as that one tt i saw recently of a good guy with the speech pattern of a villain yeah i htink duke can talk like that#at the drop of a hat#duke is brennan lee mulligan 2 me#he can and will monologue at Any Time#and is Actively choosing Not To#idk if this is anything nor do i really care i just Need to think about duke or im going to Explode#bread talk#load bearing blorbo ya know?
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😭.
#i was pretty excited for jeongins pics bc his hair but they sorta did him dirty with the boring fit and then the bread and tomato sauce#of it all really distracted from everything for me 😭#like he said he wanted sexy in the kitten interview but his is prob the least sexy </3 im so sad for him </3
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