#the baby is cute tho
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oh my god i am so fucking hot and overstimulated right nwo and i JUST STEPPED INSIDE THIS HOUSE BRO HOW DO PEOPLE WITH BIG FAMILIES DO IT
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This is like the fifth day in a row that I’m running on very little sleep but the thing is that I feel ✨great✨ and I’m ✨really impressed✨ with my brain for still producing ✨productivity chemicals✨ even when I ✨stay up til 5 in the morning✨ writing self-indulgent fan-fiction.
#we all do it right#right?#let’s fuckin gooooo#sleep is for the weak#it’s not actually but honey I’m thriving✨#oh yeah and my friend had a baby#with her gay husband who’s from a hyper conservative Christian south and has the MOST internalized homophobia#that’s just something that happened#the baby is cute tho#but also who tf seriously still thinks video games are evil like wtf are you on#I feel very threatened by Animal Crossing too tbh#Tom Nook makes me feel violent#but like actually tho?#like 👀👀👀👀👀#I love that that’s a hashtag#rip my ex-gamer friend who’s no longer allowed to play video games cause of their shit husband#damn I jus made myself sad wtf#I was doing so well#FUCK
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Minus One is a menace
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#godzilla#godzilla minus one#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla singular point#shin godzilla#godzilla earth#godzilla ultima#minus one is a menace#that's literally it#he just loves to be dramatic#lmao#the hippo looks cute tho#but they are also extremely dangerous#so it's literally minus one#btw the baby hippo's name is Moo Deng lmao#check her outtt#do not repost#my art
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I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me
#my art#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#ragatha#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#ragatha x pomni#pomni x ragatha#buttonblossom#jesterdoll#digital yuri#jesterdoll is cute too I wonder why this isnt the main ship name really-#Also headcanon that ragatha is goin to be oblivious af to pom's feelings even tho shes so hopelessly gay lol#Girl has massive low self esteem vibes and would prolly never think anyone would like her that way#like all the soft fics and art of them are cute I love it but lets be real these two would miscommunicate a fuck ton xD#like come on-#Constantly an inch away from a metal break down Pomni#and “how do you manage to stay positive- delusion” Ragatha#its a match made in miscommunication hell baby ;0c
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baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols
#tes#skyrim#my art#oc#nelavis#barletta#😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn#referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis#i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to#i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic#altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty#ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them#if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure#other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows#on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere#it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be#idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life#ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess#nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too#it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions#like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury#so she has fake ones on her combat gloves#it's cute#elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest#and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff#cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon
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#me 💒#ok I feel like shit td. tell me you think I’m cute & you’d keep me forever to cook you meals & stuffing my holes 🔪🔪🔪 k thx#specifically thinking about one human absolutely ruining me tho and prob will be all day long ✨✨✨#I do gots to take more cute pics tho I know I know#catch me bein annoying today srry love u babies 🩷
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Ok but imagine dragon!Zhongli fills you up with eggs and by the time they hatch you end up with a bunch of tiny baby dragons squirming around like worms. What'd you do then??
WHAT'D I DO?? TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN OF COURSE???
"Worms", the audacity they are dragons and they are my precious babies omg
But fr tho imagine like a dozen of tiny baby noodles with a bit of fur and tiny stubby horns just curling up on your lap or around you as you sleep, draped around your shoulder, on top of your head (and Zhongli's) that is so cute pls too adorable. 💕
I'd imagine they'd be still too weak/young to fly let alone shapeshift so they're housebound, zhongli and you have to take turns watching them and going out to do stuff. Also since they're dragons/reptiles they wouldn't need milk?? rather probably just smol pieces of meat or like soft food aaaaaaaaaaaa too cute imagine feeding them with a spoon carefully.
Until they start teething that it, then they become lil menaces, biting everything on sight including each other when play fighting and/or their father (lmao) Zhongli would make small crystals they can bite into instead of destroying everything 💕
Speaking of their father imagine Zhongli feeling the urge to take dragon form just so he can curl around them and soothe them in a way they'd be more instinctually comfortable with (PAPA DRAGON ZL INSTINCTS RUNNING WILD IMAGINE HIM LICK-BATHING THEM SVCGAHBAK 🥺💕💕💕) tho they 1000% recognize you as mama and like to burrow in your hair or under your shirt (babies noooo) and just be close to/on top of you at all times
JUST A BUNCH OF TINY NOODLE BABY DRAGONS I WOULD WEEP I WOULD CRY like I did these???? I made them with my husband?? my babies??
smth like this is you will AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#crys answers#PLS IMAGINE JUST TRYING TO CARRY A BUNCH OF BABY NOODLES AND THEY GET TANGLED TOGETHER AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I would adore being a dragon mama#zl can fill me up with eggs yep yep indeed#imagine their tiny scales and manes would have different shades of brown and whatever your hair color is#and at first you tell them apart by that#IMAGINE ONCE THEY LEARN TO FLY THO OH GOD#zhongli and you herding a bunch of floating ribbons#pls this is too cute I love it
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#this is so random what?#why are they lowkey kinda cute together tho 🤔#of all sumeru characters sethos was not the one i expected to have a voiceline about scara first lol#also the parallels? ? ?#the parallels between them ? ? ?#scara needs a sweet extroverted boyfriend#sethoscara#scarasethos#? WHAT TO TAG HELP#scaramouche#scaramouchie my baby omg hes found love good for him my pookie bear my
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Really been thinking about breeding my puppy for hours on end recently like genuinely. Wanna feel his cunt throbbing around my cock as I pump him full, breed a litter into him while kissing and raking my nails along his hips, feel his hands in my hair and legs around my waist.
Imagining how pretty he'd look fucked out and face down in bed afterwards, all nestled in between a nest of our blankets while I softly praise and kiss his thighs and ass, fixing his hair outta his eyes n rubbing his lil puppy hips as I tell him what a good boy he was for me.
Fucking a plug into him, so his cunt and pretty tummy stay nice and full of my cum, though not before softly yet teasingly kissing and licking up the cum that's stuck to his throbbing clit.
That's my baby, such a good baby pup for me sweetie~ Such a good puppy for daddy, shhh shh, just rest for now little one. You've gotta rest for now, you know I need to fuck another litter into you soon, just relax and let me rub and pet your pretty tummy sweetie, feels so good to be full of your dad's pups doesn't it my love?
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#like a aa aaa also the inbetween time ??!?! we could massage each other n watch movies or just lay in comfy quiet n make out n#put face masks n make out n color n make sounds at each other n maybe online shop for legos n be all a aa aaa n pillow fight n do makeup n#said make out twice n like yeah. shes cute af i wanna make out tho honestly itd go silly since i dunno how to kiss :D god im dumb im babie#breeding pet#breeding bitch#puppy breeding#ftm breeding#t4t nsft#bd/sm pet#ftm nsft#bd/sm kink#ftm dom#ftm top#queer nsft#pup nsft#nsft puppy#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#puppy sub#bd/sm puppy#breeding k1nk#soft breeding#soft daddy#petpl@y#petpl4y#soft d0m#dad bf#daddy's pet
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painted over this pic of dakota fanning for fun to try and make a realistic ver of clora / how i imagine her👼
#theyre not an exact match obvs but dakota has a lot of the traits i imagine clora to have#her eyes especially i LOVE their shape.. theyre big and blue but also angular and upturned so theyre cute but also sharp/inquisitive lookin#its also funny cuz i always talk about how seb is kinda similar to edward and now clora is dakota who was also in the twilight movies LMFAO#CLORA THROWS BABIES INTO FIRES ITS CANON#clora clemons#seb is a lucky guy smh#this the kinda shit i do in between work bc i want to do literally anything else other than work LMAO#dakota fanning is so veela coded tho i was looking at pics of her and i was like omg ok.....thats just an actual veela🧎🧎🧎
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top ten reasons why red is THE MOST BADASS trainer in the pokemon franchise NUMBER ONE he gets that man pregnant!!
green and red still have the energy and room for one more <3 that wish proves itself to be.. fruitful.
(yes this subject matter can possibly piss off some tumblr catholic. blacklist the pregnancy tag if this is not your thing or block me. thank you for your co-operation.)
#pregnancy#trainer red#trainer green#trainer blue#trainer leaf#namelessshipping#reguri#gurire#red oak#green oak#blue oak#pokemon#pkmn#if im gonna talk the talk about impregnanting men then im also going to walk the walk. BLESS#reds kind of um unsettling in the sense that hell go on a huge explanation about how pregnancy works and will be all calm and earnest abt i#he does it completely out of love. just that it might be yknow TOO DETAILED wihtout him realizing!!#tawny and cerise are still around tho jsyk!! just that thats a story for another day#anyway i have a lot to say still but god ill let them be as corny as they want THEY DESERVE IT!!!#baby number 3 is super cute and awesome btw
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Hi!
Goldenheart and their baby based over a couple I saw at the bus 🙏
#nimona#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#goldenheart#fankid#my art#the baby was chewing on the woman's hoodie strings while the man held the baby#and they were talking very unbothered about it and I found it very cute jsdfsdkf#Goldenheart's not talking here tho dfjk
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It's Minus's first day at Kaiju School! What ever could go wrong???
Everything...
I headcanon MV Godzilla being a big bro to Minus cos I said so
#godzilla#godzilla minus one#godzilla x kong: the new empire#fan art#Minus being MV's baby bro#or doggo idk#but this sh*t cute af#my headcanon#idc#Minus is gremlin tho#he evil af#probs evil-er than MV#wwwoooooAAOooOOAOOoo#Minus is baby tho#evil baby boi#not really a good boi#do not repost#my art
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the other day my partner and i got boba and they finished isat so i wanted to draw siffrin with boba to celebrate but then i was compelled to draw them and loop in my clothes again and iiiiiiiiiiit quickly spiraled out of control once i thought 'it'd be funny to give him the springtrap shirt' so sorry for the accidental fnaf lore dump? mirabelle would like fnaf you can't change my mind on this her favorite is withered chica. this is my soapbox rant idk
#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat#siffrin isat#isat siffrin#isat loop#loop isat#mirabelle chevalier#mirabelle isat#isat mirabelle#lsiten to me. come closer. siffrins fave animatronics are mangle and ft foxy#because of course the theater enjoyer with a foxsona would like them.#odile is old and doesnt rly get it but decided the puppet is her fave because 'i too would attack someone for waking me up'#isabeau does NOT like fnaf and doesnt like any of the animatronics but thought plush baby was cute for 5 seconds. average hw player experie#bonnie vibes with the entire band. as all kids do. they get a little weird about foxy and his eyepatch tho. for obvious frin reasons#actually belatedly i think isa would come around to glamrock freddy for bear solidarity. i am smart and correct all the time!#sammi sketches
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Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)
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He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#FJdlsafjdsf Handplates fuzzes my brain#I cannot tell you how weird it feels to draw Gaster with the Lost Soul head after all this time away haha#It drops me back into the person I was when I first read Handplates - for better or for worse. It's a very strange feeling#Even drawing Sans and Papyrus again sends me back! Not as strongly but certain little details stand out#Sans' eyes especially... Very strange feeling#Anyhow! Since Fellplates sent me back down the rabbit hole and I've gotten back into rereading lightly - still not a full commitment!#Maybe soon tho 👀 I feel like I always say that haha#But in the meantime thinking of the pre-Plates Handplates time period <3 Since that's the one I'm still most familiar with haha#I love when they're still growing and learning ♪ Scaffolded baby talk! Twin language! Love 'em ♥#And fearless* mischievous little troublemakers hehe#They're so cute <3 I love the little ways they interact as young'uns - like when Papyrus will just lift Sans by his arms lol#I'd been thinking about and then had to go read the one of Sans as a the blanket/coat tickle monster and then - this ✨#''Excuse me sir I'd like One Ticket to the R Rated movie I am an adult Monster'' lol#Probably another one of those moments where Gaster is just *nervously sweats in Dad* lol - stop being so cute!#Also there's no particular meaning to when I use WingDings for his text :P Just convenience and if I remember to lol#Comics where he talks a lot are not convenient XP I have enough trouble editing on this paper ugh I will Not miss it when it's done#Even attempted this comic in as few pencil strokes/erasing as possible and it was still a pain to work with! >:0 Rude#Doubly so that I've had a Handplates comic idea for past like - year lol - and /this/ was the first one I finished pfftbl#To be fair to the other I do want to at least attempt making it a look-alike hehe ♪ You know how it is with Ideas™#I can't be too mad about it haha ♫ It did turn out quite cute after all :3
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Personally, I think Obi-Wan should brawl with Cody. Not flirting, not sparring, but straight up trying their best to kill each other. Because I think Cody is the only one who’d survive that, but also I just feel like Obi-Wan would thrive having someone around to try and kill, and the only people he’s been able to do that with are Quinlan and Siri, and not even Anakin because Anakin is his student, and didn’t grow up being left in warzones by his master and have to learn to break every rule possible to survive.
But I think Cody and Obi-Wan could fight, like cats staring each other down while their tails move fast and you immediately start filming cause you know you gonna see them attack in a second and it’ll be like watching a WWE show with a bit of them embarrassing themselves mixed in. A good show.
Anakin and Rex tho?? They Wrassle. Like kittens. It’s cute and you have to film it because they hissin and then they fell asleep mid-match. If Ahsoka wanders by she gets pulled in for a cuddle nap.
It’s not the same vibe but all versions are amazing.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#clone wars#anakin skywalker#commander cody#captain rex#ahsoka tano#clones are cats#Jedi are cats#codywan#rexwalker#Obi and Cody are made of sunshine of course they wanna commit murder on each other#just like how Cody would like to kill Wolffe. he’s too baby and gives Cody aggression#not cuteness aggression tho that’s Plos job
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