#he needed SOME kind of snazziness to him lol

[microsofttothemax]

it had to be done

[emily-escott]

Jedi Master Thame Cerulian

I’ve been meaning to sit down and come up with a design for this guy for a while, and after starting and stopping a few times, we’re finally here. The other day I saw @revanisadumbass mention they headcanon Thame as being Jocasta’s master and that gave me the strength I needed to get back to this bc I’m sick of waiting for canon to catch up with my special interests and I’ve been headcanoning that for years lol.

Even though he started out as this mysterious guy we hear about but never meet in Jude Watson’s book, he ends up being kind of a dork in the Path of the Jedi tbh. I think he’s a perfect foil for Jocasta. Thame is a valuable resource— he’s a wealth of knowledge, he’s a highly accomplished historian, he’s a well respected scholar… but he’s also a little goofy. I think Jo having to dig through a bunch of dad jokes and puns to get to the information she needs would be very frustrating for her, and she may or may not end up learning to be more patient with him lol.

I ended up l o o s e l y basing his design off of Omar Sharif. He’s outgoing and confident, so I’m drawing him with sort of snazzy hair and fancy stache. But he’s also somewhat absentminded, so he’s got a curl out of place and 5 o’clock shadow. And for some reason, Corellian Jedi wear green robes, so that’s cool. He’s basically wearing what Corran Horn wears 🤷 anyway, that’s where this guy came from! I’ve tried really hard to get to know Thame better while drawing him over the past couple days, and I think I like him? He seems kind of fun and silly? I have to get going on Lene Kostana now 😵‍💫

[vidavalor]

You can leave your hat on

So Crowley comes up for a nightcap in The Blitz, Part 2 and takes off the wool overcoat the minisode introduced but leaves his hat on.

If you then go backwards and look at what he had on and when in The Blitz, Parts 1 & 2, it gets even more amusingly Ineffable Husbands pretty quickly...

When Crowley shows up in the church in The Blitz, Part 1 in his suit with the hat on, he's the last character to arrive in the scene but the clinch of a subtle commentary happening via the costuming by way of hats. Until the early 1960s, as you probably already know, a man didn't leave the house without a hat on, but they would take them off as a sign of respect in different places indoors-- churches and theatres among them. Women were not expected to do so, largely because the style of women's hats were often the kind that were pinned into their hair and to take it off was a whole damn thing that required more extensive grooming than is possible when just entering/exiting a place. As a result, the Nazis in the church scene are following social custom-- the male Nazis have their hats off because they're inside a church but Greta is not violating anything by having her (rather fabulous, ngl) hat on. Aziraphale, of course, took his hat off and has it in his hand for the duration of the scene.

Crowley kept his on and we're bemused more than anything because we know that while this is technically impolite, Crowley is far more of a good presently-man-shaped-being than these half-witted Nazi spies, right? Which is basically the point of the commentary-- that the rebels are often more morally sound than the conformers. Also goes without saying that Crowley shouldn't have the sunglasses on in church either (and that this is all set at night and during a blackout makes the fact that he does all the funnier) but Crowley can't take the glasses off around humans so... but then, after the rest of The Blitz, Part 1, we then hop into The Bentley with Crowley & Aziraphale at the start of The Blitz, Part 2 and find that Crowley has a new wardrobe addition:

Crowley is now wearing a black wool dress overcoat over his suit. Yes, they're magical and can regulate their body temperatures without actually needing the clothes they wear but the clothes they wear are also part of blending in with the humans of their day and we're now reminded that the 1941 part of The Blitz was going on over the winter into the early spring, something we could forget about momentarily when everyone had their coats off in the church but for Aziraphale, who has just worn the same coat for awhile now. This then serves to show us that Crowley got out of The Bentley outside of the church to go rescue Aziraphale and stopped to take his winter coat off and leave it in the car before doing so, all while choosing to not leave his hat behind as well. Yeah, wearing your hat into a church as a demon could be-- or only be-- about being a demon but we're going to see pretty soon that it's not *just* about that. So, why take his coat off?

Because he wants his angel to see his suit.

Crowley wears a lot of black and he had to be careful not to be mistaken for SS, so he's added in some color. He has some angelic white in the form of a hankerchief and a shirt that's a shade of grey that makes it actually look blue-- wearing his Aziraphale colors, we see-- and a snazzy red tie. You can't see this very well if he has his overcoat on so he left the coat in the car, consciously wanting to look as dashing as possible when showing up to grand romantic gesture Aziraphale.

When they get to the Windmill Theatre, Crowley wears both the hat and coat into the theatre-- but he takes the hat off once they're inside. Churches can go pound sand but Mrs. H? Crowley wouldn't dare disrespect her or her theatre lol. Aziraphale also takes his hat off in the theatre and we see that he does in every place of reverence to him, as he also takes his hat off in the magic shop later on. Crowley then wears the hat and coat both back from the theatre to the bookshop and once he settles in there to help Aziraphale prepare for his magic show, he *settles in*, as we know, tossing his hat on an angel statue, hanging up his overcoat, and unbuttoning and opening up his suit jacket as he sits down. The jacket now open, the design on his tie is now visible for the first time. Aziraphale is amusingly invested in his magic but when he does get around to unburying his nose from his autographed Prof. Hoff magic book, he can look his full at Crowley's whole ensemble here, which Crowley has been alternately hiding and revealing in bits and pieces so far (like a certain show we know lol.)

Crowley wears all of it on their date to the magic shop but keeps his overcoat open and takes his hat off again at The Windmill when he's in the audience and on stage with Aziraphale. However, after the performance, when Furfur confronts them, Crowley has the hat back on-- while he's lounging on the couch, alone with Aziraphale in the dressing room. They weren't exactly about to leave in that moment when Furfur showed up. Aziraphale is still in costume and they're still chatting about the performance. Crowley isn't standing by the door waiting for him to get his stuff so they can go and so already has his hat on. He's sitting on the couch. But the hat's back.

After Aziraphale manages to set Furfur up in this scene, we then next see them again in the bookshop, drinking Chateauneuf-du-Pape and talking about how Aziraphale saved the photo. Crowley's overcoat is nowhere to be seen, presumably hung up on the coat rack in the front part of the shop, but he's kept the hat on and, at this point, there's no other possible reason to not have taken it off but for that Aziraphale likes the hat. A lot.

(And yes, before anyone messages me, I know that's Terry Pratchett's hat. In the context of GO, though, that's Crowley's 1941 hat.)

[wisteriagoesvroom]

Re: suits, there are hundreds of different types of suits, but the most common cuts are british, american and italian. I could see Lando (aka would love to see) most likely in an italian cut (slim tailoring on trousers and jacket, unstructured shoulders, light cloth (not colour but fabric) also looks very nice with an open collar and no tie...). Typical big brand names here are Zegna, Armani or Attolini, I personally love Kiton and Brioni as well, but just googling itlian cut suits should show some good results.

For Oscar, I would adore a (for once) properly tailored brutish cut suit (higher waistline for the trousers, more structure in the shoulders, tapered waist, thicker fabrics). Maybe even make it a proper three-piece bc ever since the wetsuit pics from Australia, I think we all agree that those curves need to be shown more often. Examples here are Ted Baker, Dunhill and ofc everything Savile row.

Tho if we keep with the Mclaren sponsors, Reiss does some great work as well. There's a double-breasted tuxedo jacket in this year's collection that I would love to see Lando in (then again tuxedos are a whole nother topic ...)

This got very long and is probably not very helpful but I love infodumping about fashion lol <3

i know you were self conscious about writing at length about this but all i have to say is: yes. here is some additional photographic evidence from my POV;

lando in snazzy italian tailoring, but to take the stylised vector a bit further:

exhibit a: asymmetric waistcoat with steampunk details

exhibit b: italian but with a fun pattern

exhibit c: open collar a step further, he could so rock a 70s suit. also just really need him to rock the gucci glasses with some shiny loafers like he’s sooooo got that vibe. im thinking how bruno mars and harry styles wear that kind of suiting sometimes

now to our elusive chanteuse f1 driver oscar jack. i feel like it’s, like what you described, about a classic style but with really fine details. good fabrics, simple cuts, plain colourways. below is pretty stylised but also this is rpf and it’s my playground and if we were claiming realism we should just put the rpf toys down full stop and i am not doing that!!

if taking a costume designer’s perspective too, there could be soooo much you could say with layering and pattern and contrast depending where we are in the story or plot. the idea of fic!oscar in a classic brit cut suit with tiny revealing details like a handkerchief (lando’s) or a button (a nod to a family member or a friend) is very dear to me.

the other option i like is a classic tux jacket with tails and crisp shirt and a a sky blue handkerchief, like idk that image also tickles me for some reason.

anyway so i had been thinking about a tailor AU- *loud scuffling noise as i try to put wayward au ideas back in their box*

p.s. oscar in dunhill... like u were cooking but u especially cooked w that one....

and tagging the people who might be interested in this conversation i invite y’all to weigh in!! @cx-boxbox @kichona-s and @jusst-you-race

[exsqueezememacaroni]

HIIII IM THE ASTRO ANON YOU ASKED ABOUT HEHE. i can expand more on mikes chart!!! Every source I have seen says mikes time of birth is 2:30AM but im not too sure how accurate that is. someone should confirm but honestly, i think it lines up bc it coincides w his personality so well

here are some references for his chart: https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/mike-patton/

https://www.astro-seek.com/birth-chart/mike-patton-horoscope

w the 2:30am time this makes him a scorpio ascendant w a night chart!!! neptune is directly on his ascendant in the 1st house of self which gives him suchhhh a dreamy quality, neptune here also amplifies his mysteriousness. it also affects how people perceive him, they either love or hate him, but either way many are still fascinated by him. with his chart ruler mars, placed in the 5th house of pleasure, under the sugn pisces (using whole sign right now but both his whole sign and placidus descriptions line up) his neptunian qualities are very amplified with his creativeness, it seems he was honestly born to excel in art and self expression.

his moon and venus are conjunct in the 3rd house of communication, showing that his strengths come from writing, talking or singing!!! The video of him being interviewed by I wanna say puffy????? he goes “im feeling pretty shitty today so im going to put on a snazzy suit to feel better” such a perfect manifestation of moon/venus conjunction lol, venus with his moon can mean his self expression and style are very reliant on his mood and how he feels & vice versa!!

his sun and mercury are in the 4th house of family, under the sign of aquarius. in astrology, the 4th house is the lowest point in the chart- the planets places here are unseen and very private. The 4th house is associated with one's roots, inner world, and personal security. with his sun and mercury here, it emphasizes his need for his privacy. under the sign of aquarius, it shows that his home life or family dynamics are very unique! his mercury is directly squared his ascendant, which could show how his thoughts and ideas that he communicates can be very easily misunderstood by others.

his chart is super interesting because most of his innerplanets are below the horizon, while his outer planets, like jupiter, pluto, and uranus are all conjunct his midheaven!!! the midheaven is the highest point of the chart and represents his career and how the world sees him. with his inner planets below the horizon, he’s extremely private and introspective but with the MC placements, theres an incredible dynamic going on with how he presents himself to the world. with jupiter, pluto, and uranus here it shows his persona is very unconventional but very powerful!!!!!

This is all i could come up with from the top of my head. i could write an actual entire analysis with all of his placements explained if anyone is actually interested HAHAHAHA but if you have any questions or need me to expand on anything (the house system is kinda wacky So very understandable) i can try my absolute best. hehehehe

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I mean....uuuhhhhhhh....I love this so much? I dunno, astrology is so strange for me, because to me it's a bit of a "story"...but I *love* the story????

And it's so fascinating, yes, that dynamic quality of being so publicly creative and expressive being conflated with that privateness, his hidden self. The most charismatic person you know who teases a secret that is somehow even more appealing.

Thank you so much for this - and honestly even though you're anon, I would 100% want to pay you for a reading of my own chart???

And I would also welcome you to come in here anytime you want to expand on Mike's chart - it really is fascinating to me....actually it's super interesting too, your note on the "love/hate" and "easily misunderstood" parts of his chart - because I think that's something people kind of skirt around but don't often directly address...that he's (for the most part) always created in a way that feels true to himself and he seeks out collaboration with a lot of different musicians to further tease out his own expression, but sometimes people dismiss it as being a workaholic and even being derivative. Or that Fantômas is stream of conscious and improvised when for him it's so meticulously mapped out and arranged to the point of *almost* smothering his fellow bandmates.

[delurkr]

More Little Hope models 🤩

This post has been in my drafts for a long time lol but HariboStixx on deviantart posted a bunch of extracted LH models! I come bearing some pics and commentary but go look at the rest of them because there's quite a few.

YOUNG VINCE MY BELOVED. I love him and his corduroy coat. You can get a hint of the western style seams on the front, and now I see that's a denim jacket under the coat instead of a shirt. I LOVE. Unfortunately his pants and shoes are just the ones from his funeral outfit (which is clearly a duplicate of Anthony's funeral outfit, a true fashion faux pas) so unfortunately that doesn't say what he was "really" wearing.

Passerby seems to be wearing a suit under that coat. And btw only recently did I come across a playthrough bright enough to notice that his coat has a belt that's undone and dangling at the sides. I really want to know about him and what he was doing on that night 😂 Also his pants are a good 20 years out of date but we love him in spite of it (or maybe because of it).

About time we get a full view of Wyman lol. Lookit all those snazzy buttons 😁 (They must catch on things all the time.)

Is Taylor's watchband red in the game? I don't think so but if it is it's a nice nod to Tanya's red bracelet.

David was executed because he's been flaunting his collarbones in public. Tsk tsk, David. Cloth hose though instead of the other guys' knitted ones, fun detail.

Joseph's top layer thing looks like it was a pretty fancy garment at one point. There's a lot of (faded?) detailing down the front and around the armholes, which would have to be done by hand and that's a lot of effort for something a farmer will be bumming around in. And something was ripped out of the armholes (which shows better in the game), maybe sleeves that wore out before the rest of the garment and didn't get replaced. I don't know much about clothing in this era but anyway it's such a deliberate design choice. I love Joseph's outfit and I wish the devs would post his model so we can get closeups of the proper textures on it.

I need help. Is Abraham's outfit actually blue in the game? Obviously some of the colors aren't accurately represented here but other extracts I've seen of his model are blue. It just kind of looks brown in the game to me.

DENNIS DENNIS DENNIS

Anne with red hair again. Honestly the more I look at it in-game with enough brightness it looks like a shade of red there too. I'm slowly starting to consider that Anne's hair may be red enough to be related to the fact that they adopted a red-haired kid 🤔

Lastly, vehicles. Words cannot express. How much I LOVE the Clarke's station wagon. Just, them, in that car. (Imagine road trips.) Anyway I finally have a clear enough view of it so... yes, I tried to find a real-world make, and, just like Vince's car, I don't think it exists. The lights and grills are never comparable, but ignoring the structure the vibe works for a good chunk of the 1960s, which means I get to imagine at least some of the Clarke kids learning to drive in it 😊

[msfbgraves]

Daniel loves being pregnant, but does he actually like how he looks pregnant, especially when he’s near the end of said pregnancy? He didn’t like how he looked when Terry forced him to take the first picture lol. Anyways…When Daniel’s about to go into labor, how does he (or anyone) convince Terry to calm down and let him go to the hospital considering how protective and insane Alphas get? Especially the first time Daniel is ready to have their kid, Sam. Terry was so on edge at the hospital! When their Alpha pups are older, do they feel like this when Daniel is about to have another puppy? Especially the final one, as he’s older then.

Was John the same with Betsy considering she’s a beta, or is John just less “extra” and more stoic/calm under pressure lol?

Daniel is a little vain and he was very far along for the first picture, so he'd let his standards slip somewhat - looking more casual than he'd allow himself otherwise, and nowhere near photo op material. Plus it's just a little on the nose, being photographed because his Alpha wants to show off who exactly put that puppy there. Pictures like that are usually not taken when an omega looks so very well fucked, and pardon my language.

He starts to get very good at pregnancy snazzy chic, and he likes it fine, but this being Daniel he mostly sees his puppy. His baby. All to himself, just Mama and them. It's omega overdrive, his Ma did not feel that way all the time I promise, but Daniel feels a bit selfish about his pregnancy, every time. This is the only time when the pup is completely his, his body a literal barrier between the world and their love. Don't get him wrong, he means it that puppy needs to feel and hear the love of the rest of the family - their Daddy, siblings, famiglia, their voices, love, touch, but ultimately, it's Mama and puppy's special time. And those photo ops, they're about his darling pups for Daniel, born and as yet unborn, the more he takes.

As for Alpha overdrive - that's why Terry employs betas. For somebody to stay cool. Because John Kreese may seem stoic, but especially considering his darling is beta and betas are known to die during this stuff... John is always completely stoic until he straight up flips, so... Bobby, Snake, Dennis, and the beta women like Betsy, Lucille, Jessica have a very important job in making sure people keep their heads. Lucille is mostly close at hand during Daniel's last weeks of pregnancy, and Terry and John may keep each other in check during those times but it's the betas that take over the thinking.

With the last puppies Daniel's children aren't as concerned as they would be about a mate, but Robby is working overtime to keep everyone in check, even Gianni - he seems chill until he's very much not - and Yasmin is using Luna as some kind of envoy between them, Nonna and Anthony because those two are right there at Daniel's side (that's not much use to Yasmin because Luna somehow finds her way to the pediatrics waiting rooms and occupies herself soothing other children there. They won't let her into Mama's room anyway, she's too young.) Luna is right there though when Daddy can't contain himself any longer and tries to stronghold his way unto the parental ward before he's allowed entry. With the last ever pup, she simply stays with Daddy the whole time he's in the Alpha waiting area, which just about keeps Terry coherent.

[papakhan]

glance, face, and alternate for sun!!

glance: At first glance, what stands out most about your OC's appearance? What's their distinguishing feature?

I think realistically what stands out most about Sun at first glance is his hair. I would say it was his missing finger but I don't think you'd notice that unless he was like gesturing or something. His hair is long and thick and curly and well cared for and he gets a lot of compliments about it. I think his finger def distinguishes him too tho tbh he probably gets described by people as "long haired guy with nine fingers"

face: Describe your OC's face. What's their smile like? Are their orbs cerulean? What would someone notice first when looking at them?

Sun has a fairly round and soft face with a strong jaw, he has soft lips, a lopsided easy-going smile and slightly scruffy stubble that all comes together to radiate a kind of charm that makes people want to talk to him. His eyes are a very dark brown leaning like warm charcoal colour. Again someone would probably notice his hair first but he's a pretty handsome guy and he knows it

alternate: What would your OC's alternate universe look be? If they're a fantasy character, what's their modern look? If they're sci-fi, what's their fantasy look? What AU would you want to see your OC in, and how would they dress themself? Bonus: Prompt an AU!

Sun has A LOT of AUs LMAO this is what took me so long to try to pick and concisely talk about some 😭

So his dnd/bg3 bard au has been on my mind most recently. He has more of an actual beard in that, and his hair is loose and flowing with only a few plaits that he puts in when he's bored. His outfit is still all leather and furs but more colourful, He'd just generally dressed a lil more grandly since he's not in the fallout universe where they're scraping together materials. Padded leather armor with flame decor, a fur lined cloak, enchanted gloves and boots with jingle bells on them. In bg3 he also has been wearing the fake "ring of repelling ants" he bought off a child since act 1 and will not take it off for love nor money and I'm sure his companions hate his stupid ring with dead ants glued to it but he thinks it's sooo funny

He's got some other aus tho his look doesn't change very much, leather jacket and canvas pants are like eternal LOL I know in his legion au he gets his hair cut off and loses his other finger and in his house au he wears snazzy sequinned elvis outfits.

His other big AU is my own magic au I call Supernova that I've rambled about here before I'm sure. It's also fantasy but different to dnd more modern, Sun would be more bikerish in that but I need to revisit his design since I haven't done much with it since I've rebooted Sun. I might take some inspiration from dnd Sun tho

[justkpopjokes]

Instrumentals I Would Compose for Stray Kids

I've had this in my drafts since JULY 2019 (SMH) as a reminder to myself to actually compose these songs but I don't think that'll happen LOL so might as well post it now before the end of the year ^^

01. Chan — he would get a guitar song :)) definitely something with a snazzy jazzy beat!

02. Minho — I want to give this dance god a song he could theoretically choreograph, probably with a lot of clear beats, so I something with more electronic, computer-generated tones

03. Changbin — some kind of low pitch, slow/chill, heavy bass vibes (probably inspired by 3RACHA's Wow lol)

04. Hyunjin — the only thing I know is. I need a beat drop somewhere. He deserves a beat drop.

05. Jisung — I like how Jisung’s rapping style is fast, his voice changes pitch a lot, and has a,,,, tripping over your words(??) feel. So I'd compose the song version of his voice almost? The notes jumping to higher ones and having a slow-fast-slowish rhythm!

06. Felix — his low voice meant low melody for sure! Also it’s a fact I can sing songs better on guitar when they’re lower so… I took a stab at writing smth with guitar elements

07. Seungmin — honestly when trying to match Seungmin to something I got beach vibes or like songs you listen to at the library it’s bc of my library assistant seungmin fic isn’t it I know he's got a softer vibe but I'd compose a house beat for him LOL

08. Jeongin — I had this flash-vision-thing of violin staccato in a ballad that isn't really sad?? With lots of vocal adlibs!

[goat-guy-tm]

So,,,,another long one tee-hee, but here's a hell of an explanation if you wanna know:

Whelp there's some context ya need to know to fully understand why I guess, lol;

Malachi in my rewrite died at an older age than in canon, more closely to young teen than child and also, before Ru'Aun was overtaken by the cultural wave of the Divine the main groups of people native to Ru'Aun were Elves, Werewolves and Vampires.

During the rise of the divine, Esmund became corrupt by his own visions of self grandeur, and became obsessed with the idea of ascending their divine status to that of Godhood. Through this he became fixated on Vampiric culture but in a way that was not true to what Vampires were like. He started canablising basically, which is not what Vampires did, but he decided his version was better.

To gain more power for O'khasis, Esmund started a crusade against Vampires.

Of course, the Vampires fought back. In a last ditch effort to try and preserve their kind, the king and queen sent off their only son with a group of others to protect him in a castle cursed to be lost amongst a never ending blizzard and to wander so no one may find it. This of course being Malachi! Yes, Malachi is a vampire.

But, even still he was not born 100% healthy according to Vampire health. His digestive system was shot, and he was not able to consume blood or flesh normally like other vampires. Instead, for some reason, he fed off of fear, consuming the pheromones others let off when facing true terror.

Because of this, the castle quickly fell into disarray; many of the crew meant to protect him ended up killing him in blind furries of fear, and then lead to killing each other.

Eventually years later Aphmau finds him, they bring him back to PD, bring him back to life, he learns to control his fear powers, he can also drink blood now thanks to the snazzy Elf magic, all that.

When Aphmau and the crew go into the Irene dimension, of course stuff starts going into all disarray again. A thing that happens in my rewrite are annual Lord councils, where all the lords and ladies gather to talk with one another and all that, and during one Dante acting as place holder lord takes Malachi with him (malachi is like 20 maybe at this time). When Malachi has the displeasure of going to O'khasis for the first time, he quickly learns that even though it's been centuries, there is still so much stolen Vampiric culture in O'khasis that it makes him hate Garte and the Ro'Meave legacy for continuing to keep it going.

Eventually riots start breaking out in O'khasis because of their lord's negligence and sudden change in demeanor (as at the time Garte started to become corrupt by his own vision of grandure, just as Esmund was, and started to follow in his footsteps of researching old dead gods). Garte is dethroned and then comes the question of "Well, who's gonna run O'khasis now?". And Malachi, most sure he's ever been in his life, throws his hat in the ring.

Why would he be qualified? He was a prince! He has diplomatic training, he's been Dante's right hand man for a while and he's spent years watching Aphmau do her own lord work. Is he young? Yes but he wants to fix O'khasis. Get it away from the hurt and pain and annihilation it cause his own people all those years ago. He doesn't want to erase that history, instead honor it. Use the fact that O'khasis is already deep in vampiric culture to bring it back fully like it was.

Idk how to end this off but yeah, that's why =3

Me activly scared to share what season 2 of my MCD rewrite would be like because of how much shit I change in it, like believe me, the most outlandish thin is the fact that Malachi is lord of O'khasis, it's a long story.

[socheckitout-mikey]

Could you do hcs for the gang where their SO going shopping and like trying on all the things they got to show them? (maybe even like underwear if you want)

heya! i decided not to do the underwear thing bc it made me feel a bit weird lol. but i hope you enjoy what i came up with. i added tim and curly too! <3 - mae

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The Curtis Gang and Shepard Gang Going Shopping with their S/o Hc's:

Curly:

° Abort mission! It’s just not happening. Curly despises going shopping with a passion - even if it’s for groceries that his mom or Tim asked him to get -. You’ve got to be quite cunning and trick/bribe him into going with you.

° He’d usually suggest that you go with Angela instead, because although his sister can be quite katty, she loves shopping. Though it usually ends up with you and Angela going with Curly; clowning him, but in a playful manner.

° Curly’s often bored shitless the entire time - huffing and puffing impatiently as he waits for it all to be over and done with. He’s not really into this type of bonding experience. He’d rather cause trouble by the tracks or around Tulsa.

° He’s canonly not the brightest, so he thinks he’s being smart when he tells you everything looks good on you, even when it doesn’t. It’s all an elaborate plan in the hope that it will speed up the process. You catch on so quick and decide to take longer sometimes just to tease him lmaoo.

° When he realises it just takes longer, you can hear his cries of frustration when you go back into the changing stall to “try on” the same two pieces.

° You and Angela stifle your laughter.

° He definitely stole something and not only got caught, but put back into juvie bc he’s a dumbass lmaoo.

° “Listen, my brains meltin’ here.” It was the first time you’d heard him whimper about anything, “Can we pick this up and get the hell outta here?”

° If Curly’s bored, he’ll begin touching things he probably shouldn’t. He may even grow a little silly by plucking hats off mannequins to wear and do some impersonations. He’s actually pretty hilarious, though has more of an acquired sense of humour shall we say. It never stops you from laughing though.

Dallas:

° Hates shopping with a passion, especially for clothes because he gets bored out of his damn mind! Shopping, watching you try things on just isn’t his forte - unless it’s lingerie. Dally kind of has a one track mind, and spending a whole afternoon watching you try on things just isn’t his sort of kicks.

° At least he’s honest about what does and doesn’t look good on you; and he’s not always the nicest about it but he means well.

° Don’t even start on all of the different colours and crap, because Dallas Winston can barely even tell between burgundy and bright red: They’re just red to him!

° He does however, amp up the flirting to embarrass you in front of the staff and customers.

° “Eh sweetcheeks! Lookin’ real snazzy in those pants! With an ass like that, we might as well go home!” He genuinely shouts from five feet away from you. He’s such a twat lol.

° Dally always gets kicked out and laughs when you get mad at him for it. He’s always eyeing things up in a way where it’s an opportunity to steal something. Like fight him or stay mad ig lol..

° Lmaoo he’s genuinely taking credit for picking out your outfits when you do wear them on dates, out and about, etc.

° “Man do I have good taste.” He’d grin, making you do a playful twirl for him. He's always taking credit for these types of things smh.

° “You wish you had this good of a style.” The offence on his face is ridiculously humorous.

Darry:

° Darry just never has time for these things and hates it, but shopping has to be done. It’s on his rare days off where he’s got things to buy for Ponyboy because he keeps growing like a bean sprout and is looking like a whole ass elf in hobbit clothing!

° He definitely invited you along because you had things you needed to get too. He would kill two birds with one stone as he’d get to spend time with you as well.

° Despite being a gentleman, Darry gets easily agitated due to the fact that he desires efficiency. Going in and out as quickly as possible is key for him, and when you’re stuck on two shirts, he can’t help but get a bit annoyed at things taking longer than expected. But he reserves a patience for you that he doesn’t have for other people.

° He’s blunt, taking control slightly and telling you which one suits you best. If you didn’t know Darry, it would be quite jarring but he’s giving you his honest opinion, which is much appreciated.

° You tend to help him unwind when you guys go clothes shopping by fooling around with him. You’ll grab a scarf, looping it over his neck before pulling him close. It never fails to make him laugh and flirt a little, wearing away at his irritation.

° “Well hey there, sailor!” You giggle up against his lips.

° “What the hell are you doin’?” He’d laugh, pressing a kiss to your lips.

° Refuses to let you hold any of your bags. He won’t hear of it and gets offended when you try to take them away from him.

° You call him Mr. Grouchy and for some strange reason he smirks in the truck on the way home from your teasing. Squeezes your thigh a little bit.

Johnny:

° He never complains when you guys go shopping, though might look over his shoulder just in case the gang sees him. In fact, he really enjoys going to the different stores with you, even though he’s never really paid much attention when it comes to different colours, patterns, etc. until you came along.

° Johnny is extremely patient with the process and relatively polite to the staff. The staff like him because he’s sweet and supportive of you, with a little hint of mischief - even when he’s bored out of his mind.

° Johnny thinks most things look good on you, but isn’t sure what to say outside of, “Looks good I guess.” I guess it is meant for you to make your own choices because he’s not the type of boyfriend to dictate how you dress at all. He doesn’t get his panties in a twist over it.

° But he did roast you a little for the peacock feather hate you tried on at a thrift store because you did look absolutely ridiculous. But it was a great laugh!

° “Well golly! You look like some Socy’s old granny from 1865!”

° It took him awhile, but he saved up the money the gang had given him for his birthday and christmas to buy you this snazzy shirt you’d been eyeing for a couple months. Johnny felt really proud of himself for that one.

° When the store is more quiet and it’s more or less just you too, Johnny’s playful side will come out.

° “Look at me! I look like one of them Mafia Men.” He snorted, putting a hat onto his head that was much too big for him.

° He always has a smile on his face because it’s extra time spent with you. It’s a way he can just be himself and not feel so paranoid all the time after the Red Corvair incident.

Ponyboy:

° Ponyboy is another member of the patient club - even if he pretends not to be. He tends to get lost in a day-dream because something about the outfit you picked reminded him of a celebrity in a movie.

° He’s definitely more loud when with you because he feels comfortable. He just hopes he doesn’t run into his brothers or the gang as they’d never let him hear the end of how he went shopping with you.

° You guys are extremely cute together, because Ponyboy will become curious about the items around him. His funner side comes out and he dresses up a little for fun.

° Sometimes the things he tries on are much too big for him, especially if you’re in a thrift store. You guys just laugh, checking each other out in the mirrors.

° Ponyboy does a lot of good impressions of male celebrities. He’s much funnier than he thinks he is, though he fails to cock his eyebrow successfully like Two-bit can.

° He once plonked a huge cowboy hat onto his head and it went down past his eyebrows. He genuinely couldn’t see. Pony thought you were both alone in the viewing area, but you weren’t.

° “HoWdy PaRDnER!” came out in a thick, deep draw from his mouth and it was awfully loud. He became immensely embarrassed when a member of staff came through with an old lady towards the women's changing rooms. The three of you laughed at him.

° He made y’all leave after that one.

° Is one of the only ones that doesn’t really steal anything from a store for you. He’d rather buy it and present it to you with that signature blush on his cheeks. It partly has to do with morals, but also the fact that Darry would whoop his butt if he ever got caught stealing.

° Is a gentleman and will hold your bags for you. He likes to feel like he can be depended on somehow.

Sodapop:

° Saddle up buckos because shopping with Sodapop is a wild ride! Initially he may pretend like he hates shopping with you, but he’s only teasing you and it’s just for Steve’s sake, because Steve will not hesitate to roast him. Soda really loves shopping!

° He won’t hesitate to make things as fun as possible by making a fool out of himself as he dresses up in fancier clothes with you. You'd be loud about it, giggling into each other's shoulders.

° You guys are definitely that young couple that makes older couples look at you, smile and reminisce about their younger days. It’s quite wholesome.

° He once spent his weekly wages on you to get you something very special. Darry got so mad at him, Sodapop actually got grounded for a month. It was worth it according to Soda though.

° Boii is so attractive that the clerks knock down the prices because he flirted with them a little. You aren’t even mad because you got a whole ass outfit for half the price!

° “Listen, I know I went a bit heavy in there but honest I didn’t mean any of what I sai-”

° “Man I just got new dancing shoes for half the price! What are you talkin’ about?”

° Flirting is definite when it comes to Soda, because he’s just a flirty guy. He lets you know what looks good on you and what doesn’t. He’s respectful about it, but you have learnt to pick up that little sparkle in his eyes whenever he sees something on you that he likes.

° Soda loves it when you get him something too, because it makes him feel appreciated.

° Be prepared for him to get distracted looking out of the windows when a beautiful looking car drives past.

Steve:

° Man genuinely acts like having to go shopping with you is like the end of the world encroaching him. He’s just dramatic and a smartass, but be prepared for him to treat you with things though.

° He complains so much that you call him an old man with the clerk to clown him. He’s just a smartass back to you because, “Who do you think is gonna pay for that, sugar?”

° You know he’s only teasing because he’s smiling at you when he says it.

° Heart eyes when you come out in something that really suits you! He adds it to the basket so fast!

° Steve enjoys it when you get all goofy with him by demanding he try things on. He usually brushes you off, but other times he will give in and allow himself to get a little goofy. Just if the gang sees him, he’s like Quick Silver - yanking things off like they’ve seen nothing.

° He enjoys spoiling you whenever he can afford it, which isn’t often tbh. Steve feels pride in himself when his s/o can depend on him for anything, but especially material things.

° Steve - much like Dally - will not complain if you go lingerie shopping. That’s the one and only time that he’s running to a shop.

° Much like Dally as well, he’ll take credit for what you’re wearing like he was the one to have picked it out, but he only does it to get a reaction out of you because he’s a big smart ass that likes to get under your skin.

° Probably jokes with the clerk that he can keep you snfsdfjdsfd

Tim:

° It’s mandatory by now that he makes Angela go with you, just pretends to be dragged into it like he has to be your chauffeur. It makes you both roll your eyes at him because he agreed to go! No one forced him like he’s told all of his friends.

° He tends to wait outside for most of it, opting to be “responsible” and smoke outside the whole time.

° “Since when are you responsible?” You certainly did judge him lol.

° Lmaoo I’m not kidding you, Tim deadass fell asleep on the chair waiting for y’all one night. You had to playfully kick him in the shin to wake him up and he wasn’t happy to have been woken up. He’s a bit of a poor sport.

° Angela almost hurled on these pink shorts one time when Tim said your ass looked great in those shorts you tried on and playfully spanked you. She left y’all because she’s a savage and doesn’t have time to be traumatised.

° He always perks up when you leave the mall and go out for burgers at The Dingo afterwards. It’s like he’s a whole different Tim Shepard. You blow your straw wrapper at him and he’ll just catch it between his teeth before winking at you.

° “You think I give a shit about this? It’s pink! Just pick a shirt already.”

° For some reason, Tim likes to have a poke about the bags full of things you got like he actually gave a crap about it. He’s just being a nuisance to annoy you at this point.

° He refuses to get goofy with you and try things on in all honesty. Anything that tarnishes his reputation, especially if there’s a chance that Dallas could see him, will not interest him in the slightest.

° When Tim Shepard buys you something, know that it’s official. He doesn’t go buying things for just anyone!

Two-bit:

° Has stolen so much stuff for you it’s unreal at this point. You wouldn’t think it, but Two-bit’s incredibly crafty about it too and you honestly wonder how it was possible to have stripped a mannequin of a dress without anyone seeing!

° “Well baby, a magician never reveals his secrets!” He’d state confidently with that infamous toothy grin of his.

° Two-bit’s all for fun man! He’s definitely the one to get dressed up absurdly with you. He’s touching everything (even a dress) for a laugh and the staff can’t help but laugh either. Two brightens everyone’s dull days!

° He has such a blast going shopping with you. He doesn’t care if anyone he knows sees him because he’s inclined to make a fool out of himself anyways!

° Time always seems to pass y’all by quickly. Before you know it, you’ve gne to five stores and counting!

° Sometimes Two’s a little too drunk and loud, which gets you both kicked out of stores. He laughs it off but it can be embarrassing. He tries to avoid you when he’s too drunk for that reason.

° An honorable member of the Flirt Club™ so be prepared to be showered in an abundance of compliments! He likes to see a smile on your face and enjoys it when you’re feeling confident in yourself.

° “Hey baby! You think these jeans make my ass look like a million bucks?!”

° Genuinely just enjoys himself and makes sure that you’re feeling comfortable too. Two-bit is definitely a people person and will be talking to everyone.

° “Don’t you think they look great?” He asked a random stranger once when you were feeling a little unconfident in yourself.

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[diabolikpersonals]

Can you pls make some laito x Yuma headcanons?

I CAN!!!!

Laito will laugh at literally anything Yuma says. To his brothers, it's unclear whether he's doing it to flirt or Yuma just naturally makes him laugh; it's probably a little of both.

Yuma is somebody that makes Laito feel comfortable enough to drop all facades and just be himself. He'll end up seeking Yuma out if he feels overwhelmed or annoyed, and after hanging out with him for a while he'll feel much better. Because of this, I think they become platonic friends before getting romantic.

Yuma is the type of guy who will do boyfriend-like stuff without any romantic intentions, so I think it can cause misunderstandings. Like, Laito's thinking "omg he carried my bag for me and brought extra food to share his lunch with me, he must like me back!!" but Yuma is just doing what feels natural to him lol

But don't worry, Laito isn't discouraged. He's gonna make the most out of this "crush only likes me as a friend" situation. Being friends means you can spend lots of time with each other, and touch each other casually all the time...

...and it's not weird if we kiss once or twice, right? Do you want to try it? Yuma-kun?

BUT LIKE AS FRIENDS

we're just close friends don't even worry

After Laito pushes and pulls him like this for a while, I think Yuma won't be able to take it and he'll be like, "If we're going to do these kinds of things then I should just date you!! D:<"

Laito: Okay, if you say so~

AND THAts how it happened

As Yuma doesn't have nearly as much sexual experience, I think Laito is on a quest to help him discover as many new things about himself as possible ^^

They're a way sappier couple than you'd think. sometimes u just need a 45 minute hug, u know?

Laito likes to dress Yuma up in snazzy clothes, and though Yuma groans about how it doesn't suit him, he likes the attention anyway. Laito's always saying how handsome Yuma is, so Yuma can't help but like it...!

If they ever got married I think they'd both cry their eyes out, like crying so hard their vows are totally unintelligible

[sidefanficaccounttohidemyshame]

I am procrastinating and I will probably never do fanfic writing again but I need you all to know what the lost boys smell like

Warnings: drug mentions, maybe one kind of suggestive comment? But wasn't meant to be read that way lol

Marko

He will use wet wipes sometimes so he isn't quite as rank as everyone else but he definitely does not bathe often, if at all.

Smells really beachy and earthy cause he likes to forage for stuff in the sand a lot

Definitely smells a little bit like weed but not as bad as Paul

Has a faint hint of wild bird smell

He will use deodorant if you politely ask him too, but he will not unprompted and he likes hanging around in crowds of very sweaty people constantly

Overall 5/10 smell could be better could be worse

David

The literal worst.

Smells like cigarettes, thinks brushing your teeth is a scam, thought that even when he was human so he has like, 8 cavities that kinda healed themselves after he was turned but there's still some bone loss

Sometimes he steals some really nice cigars and the smell isn't too bad, kinda more musky and incensish, but 90% of the time he smells like uncleansed 22 year old man, cigarette smoke, and old blood

Will get mad if you don't want to hug him because of it

Will take a bath if absolutely forced too but would much rather just jump in the ocean so also smells faintly of saltwater which is kind of nice sometimes

Sometimes steals Marko's stolen deodorant if he really wants to feel snazzy

Does NOT wash his hands please make him wash his hands

3/10 stinky nasty rat man

Paul

Actually not that bad

Obviously reeks of weed but he mixes shit in a lot cause he wants you to get high with him and knows you'll like it more if there's lavender and rose petal in it or something, so it's not that bad

Uses hair products but it's 80s hair products so smells kind of chemically

Should honestly put his hair back before lighting up because he could very easily set off the polyeurathane in his hairspray

Definitely does more saltwater dippings than everyone, cause he likes to maintain his hygiene and he doesn't like his hair feeling too oily

Has a signature cologne that he uses that he's really bitter about switching cause the original product smelled much better but got discontinued :( will lost his shot if you somehow find him a vintage version of it even though it probably got discontinued because it had cocaine in it

Uses deodorant often, will judge you if you forget one day

lowkey misses showers because he can't go under running water as a vampire but he really like them as a human cause they calmed him down a lot

In a modern au would probably love face masks and self care days, would steal a bunch of them from any beauty supply store that opened up

100% steals your hair products even if they're made for like, locs or 4c hair and will not pay for replacements cause he's an ass

Your daily conversations go like

"Paul, did you use all of my Mielle conditioner?????"

"I'm sorry babe I wanted to smell like you 🥺"

He is definitely lying

you will get a replacement, it will most likely be stolen, and you will most likely have to keep finding new beauty supply stores to visit cause he keeps getting you banned by association and eventually you end up having to drive 40 miles away when you need braids

6/10 smells nice but also get your own shit

Michael

Smells like hair products and the cheapest cologne, but like, just enough for it to be slightly overwhelming.

Definitely showers, doesn't have to be asked to often

Probably likes baths more though

Another self care king, would absolutely fucking die on the spot if you did a self care day with him, would probably die

Would be one of those men that follows the alpha male sect of YouTube that does workout and skincare routines but "Manly" and would get upset if you made fun of him for it

But he would at least eventually switch to a better smelling cologne because of them so it kind of works out

Lucy buys really flower scented shampoo and he just kinda uses whatever's there so his hair smells really fruity and flowery and it's rlly nice

Probably would buy a bunch of bath bombs if they were on sale and say it's for you but would use like, half of them in the span of 2 days

Fucking loves any kind of spicy scent on other people but he likes more woodsy and subtle scents on him

Will steal your cocoa butter lotion

8/10 little bit much sometimes but probably smells like sage and musk or something, def not bad

Dwayne

Literally the best smelling person

Didn't really give a shit until he realized that them all smelling kind of rank made it harder to eat people cause they'd notice and leave

Also he seems like the type of guy to enjoy a bath

Probably the only one to steal soap to use in the ocean

Definitely uses 15 in one shampoo-conditioner-motor oil-Pam-bathtub cleaner-incense-laundry detergent-plant fertilizer-lizard vitamin-insect repellent-pasta sauce but it somehow makes his skin and hair so fucking soft????

Literally he smells so good he'll be in the middle of killing you and your last thought will be "damn is that Chanel n。five?????"

Doesn't even use cologne or deodorant, just naturally smells like a man who respects women and pays for the first date

Likes watching your hair and skincare routine and probably likes helping you with it too because he feels like it's a lot of trust for you to give to someone else to let them take care of you and your body like that, but probably isn't too into the idea

Like if you put cucumbers on his eyes he's just gonna eat them

Probably has tried to eat your cocoa butter lotion

10/10 best smell, good handsome man

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

ice lolly, m | ksj

pairing(s): seokjin x reader

summary: You (accidentally?) deep throat a popsicle in front of Min Yoongi. It's not what it looks like! Well, it kinda is, but you have a good reason! You just want to give your boyfriend, Kim Seokjin, a mind-blowing blowjob and you read some stuff online and, uh... okay, that still doesn't sound like a good reason, but I swear it is.

warnings: rated M (18+) for language; established relationship; featuring seagull-BTS LOL; crack and fluff; smut (fem reader, m-receiving oral); ft Min Yoongi witnessing your, um, attempt XD; my tongue technology strikes again, maybe you'll learn something?

this is inspired by your hapless adventures, cat whiskers. you told me not to do it, but I'm a brat and I did it anyway LMAO get rekt

--

So.

You read this thing online.

What if you just...

"What are you doing?"

You started with a shriek, jamming the entire ice lolly right into the back of your throat, instantly choking and yanking it out of your mouth, only for it to be flung off the wooden stick and fly across the sidewalk, leaving a long, ice-blue streak of melting sugar syrup ending with a demolished hunk of discarded popsicle.

A seagull immediately appeared to peck at it.

You gawked, still clutching the wooden stick, Min Yoongi standing beside the bench you were sitting on.

"Why did you try to deep throat your popsicle?"

A second seagull arrived to peck at the icy hunk of sugar water.

Your mouth was still open, mechanically jerking to face him with fire-red cheeks, and it wasn’t because of the bright sunny weather. He looked very much like a disgruntled cat with his expression, black eyebrow raised, dark brown eyes narrowed, pink lips slightly pursed. Yoongi squinted disapprovingly from under his wide-brimmed straw hat. He wore a long-sleeved black shirt under a white t-shirt, breezy black trousers, and sandals.

Yoongi hated the sun.

A third seagull flapped down onto the boardwalk and joined the other two to poke at the rapidly melting mess on the ground.

"Um..."

He raised a hand dismissively, eyes flicking away from you. "On second thought, don't tell me. I don't want to know." Yoongi jammed his black clutch under his armpit and ripped open his own cold sweet treat, turning away from you to face the ocean.

A fourth seagull flocked over to peck one of them in the head and assist in devouring the ice pop.

"Hey, hyung, what flavor did you get?" a smooth baritone voice piped, appearing in an aqua-and-pink colorful shirt and brown shorts with snazzy sunglasses and tan skin.

You were staring at the four seagulls eating your ice lolly with glee, somewhat frozen yourself, feeling a mixture of jealous, mortified, and absolutely ready to chuck yourself into the ocean if Yoongi said anything to out you to Kim Taehyung right now.

"I don't know. I told them to pick one at random," the straw hat replied.

A fifth seagull appeared, slightly smaller than the rest, poking one in the neck and squawking before trying to prod at the puddle of blue syrup with a small chunk of ice in it.

"I got strawberry," Taehyung replied.

Two more seagulls swooped down, pushing the other five all around. All of them were now pecking at the ice-blue sugar syrup, honking and squawking. Like laughter. One of the seagulls had a weird cry, like a cloth rubbed onto wet glass.

Or a windshield wiper on a car window.

"Disgusting."

You narrowed your eyes at the seven seagulls.

We they... laughing at you?

"Strawberry-flavored things are the worst."

You jumped as someone sat down next to you, ripping open a paper package. He was wearing a short-sleeved pale pink dress shirt with a flashy tie and long blue shorts. A familiar someone dressed like this. He placed his backpack down next to you, smiling brilliantly. Full lips, sparkling brown eyes, milk chocolate-colored locks framing his handsome face.

Your boyfriend, Kim Seokjin.

"S-Seokjin!"

He grinned and leaned in, kissing you lightly. Then he became flustered and laughed awkwardly, a little squeaky, almost like a windshield wiper on a car window.

"Hah, sorry, you looked really cute just now."

You blinked rapidly.

Do you tell your boyfriend that you tried to deep throat your ice lolly in attempt to see if you could extend your tongue around the bottom because you read on a certain-website-not-to-be-named that it might be possible to suck dick and lick balls at the same time and you were determined to learn so you could perform said act?

And do you tell Seokjin that Min Yoongi caught you in the middle of it?

Er…

Seokjin cheerfully licked at his lemon ice pop, oblivious to your inner struggle.

"Where's yours? I thought you got one too?"

The seven seagulls cackled. You glared at them, ready to fight.

"Hyung."

Never mind, you paled to the color of rice paper as the deep voice with a little rasp to it appeared beside Seokjin, straw hat and all. You wished you could merge with your pastel floral summer dress and float off with the sea breeze, straight into the ocean after seeing the deadpan expression of Min Yoongi holding a mint green popsicle.

He looked bored, but his eyes were mocking you.

Asshole.

"She dropped it by accident."

"Ah, really?" Seokjin frowned, nudging you with his hand. "Here, have some of mine. I'll share with you." He wrapped his arm around you and patted your shoulder fondly, holding his ice lolly out to you. You felt your heart skip a little at his kindness and closeness.

Yoongi smirked behind Seokjin's head.

You narrowed your eyes at him.

The seven seagulls flapped off, flying above five guys standing near you three, eating icy sweet treats together on the boardwalk this sunny day, enjoying this nice retreat to the sea. A lone seagull popped out from behind a trashcan, trotting over, eyeing the wet spot of sugar syrup soaked into asphalt.

It slunk away in a back corner, dejected that there was nothing left.

"Come on, hurry before it melts."

You nibbled off a chunk. Mmm. Cold, lemony, and delicious. You smiled at Seokjin gratefully and he smiled back, warm and inviting, his cheeks puffing a little like the edges of raised bread. A little sheepish at the public display of affection, but unable to help it when he was with you.

"You might as well stick the whole thing in your mouth," Yoongi said off-handedly, walking away to the group of five guys, leaving you choking on the bench again as Seokjin rubbed your back soothingly, worriedly asking you what was wrong.

-

"YOU TRIED TO DEEP THROAT A POPSICLE?"

"Seokjinnie–"

"IN FRONT OF YOONGI?"

"Erm, it's not what it sounds like–"

"YOONGI???????"

“I swear it’s not what It sounds like!”

Seokjin yanked the towel off his head, half-dried brown hair sticking up every which way, gawping at you with a slack jaw and shocked brown eyes. He was wearing his emerald green silk pajamas, fresh after a nice shower from the hot day. You too, wore a set of pajamas, a matching outfit with Seokjin.

“It’s not what it sounds like?” he sputtered, flabbergasted, partly flabbered but mostly aghast.

You opened your mouth and closed it. Then you opened it again.

“Okay, it is what it sounds like, but–!”

Why did you bring this up now? Well, your boyfriend was asking you if you wanted to take some medicine and sleep early because you said you weren’t feeling well at dinner. He was a sweet bean and wanted the best for you, and the truth came out in mid-discussion. Seokjin and you had left earlier than everyone else, declining the scenic walk home, mostly because you could no longer stand Yoongi making snide remarks that meant nothing to anyone else except you.

“You might need a bit more force to suck up that thick milkshake. Or wait for it to melt.”

“That’s a pretty big piece of steak. Maybe you should cut it a bit smaller, so you don’t choke.”

“You sure you don’t want to stay for dessert? We could stop by the store and get you an ice lolly on our way home.”

You glared at him all evening.

Yoongi just smirked when Seokjin wasn’t looking.

Asshole.

“Why would you do that in public?” Seokjin was saying, yanking you back to reality and out of your daydreams of socking that smug little shit in the face. “Why would you do that at all?”

“G-Gah, it… it just… just occurred to me…”

“It occurred to you to suck an ice lolly like a dick?”

Seokjin looked as if he was going to pass out and divorce you at the same time and you weren’t even married yet.

“Why, because you’re going to suck frozen dick at some point in your life? Because my dick isn’t ever at subzero temperatures, so unless you’re sucking Mr. Freeze or Subzero’s dick–”

You waved your arms in a panicky manner, flapping your sleeves like a fucking seagull. “No, no, no, I read something online–”

“Oh, you read something online!” he exclaimed, wiggling in place, and now it sure as hell sounded like Kim Seokjin was mocking you while also being disappointed in you and if that wasn’t the most big dad energy you weren’t sure what was. “Yes, because that totally means you should perform fellatio on an ice pop in front of Yoongi of all fucking people! Are you trying to get bronchitis or something–”

“I admit it was a mistake!”

“A miss-take! It was a terrible take! Cut! Refilm! Actually, no, because maybe don’t try to give a blowjob to a fucking popsicle at the boardwalk in broad daylight!”

You smacked Seokjin in the chest and he looked highly offended, finally shutting up for one goddamn second so you could (poorly) explain your logic behind the incident.

“Look, Yoongi was not supposed to be there. At all. I got mine first and you all were deciding and arguing, so I decided to sit down and eat it, but then I noticed it was a specific length–”

Seokjin’s eyebrows rose so high they nearly left his face.

You prodded him in the pecs and he winced, pouting at you.

“So, I tried to put it in my mouth, but then Yoongi showed up and fucking spooked me and I jabbed myself in the throat because I was surprised and ended up rocket-launching my ice lolly across the sidewalk and then these fucking seagulls showed up, those bastards–”

“None of this explains why you tried to do it in the first place.”

“Uh…”

Your eyes shifted awkwardly.

Seokjin impatiently tapped his naked wrist that had no watch on it.

“I read it… in an online smut story I was reading…”

You perfectly handsome boyfriend might actually get a wrinkle if he continued to raise his eyebrows to the fucking moon. “You do what?”

You poked your index fingers together, biting your lip. “Because… I’m not very good at it… so I was thinking maybe I could learn some tips or something…”

“What?”

Now his voice was soft, immediately dropping the act and his anger. You saw him reach out and place his hand over yours, wrapping his fingers around tightly, tugging. You looked up and he tilted his head, brow knitted in worry.

“Hey,” Seokjin frowned, full lower lip sticking out. “What do you mean, you’re not good at it? You are. I like everything you do.”

You chewed on your lip anxiously. “But… but…” It was a stupid thought and, honestly, not that big of a deal, but it had been eating away at you for a while, so you just winced and let it out.

“You never finish with my mouth.”

Rapid blinking was his response. His eyebrows disappeared under his brown hair again.

“And it bothers me. You always finish with your hand into my mouth, but I can’t seem to do it by myself.”

Seokjin’s lips parted, looking apologetic. “Why didn’t you say anything sooner?”

You wrung your hands, loosening his grip on you. “I don’t know, it seems weird to say in the moment and it’s embarrassing… I thought maybe I wasn’t good enough…”

“No, no,” he said gently, holding your shoulders and shaking his head. “I...” His ears turned bright red and he swallowed. “I just like… seeing it shoot out into your mouth.” He coughed awkwardly, squeezing your shoulders. “It’s, er, nice, watching my cum drip onto your tongue and lips…” Seokjin cleared his throat and smiled, cheeks puffing out, looking a bit like the sides of freshly baked bread. “I didn’t realize my selfishness was making you feel inadequate. That’s not it at all. I only wanted to make it easier on you, and, cough, it’s kind of hot…”

“O… oh.”

He patted your shoulder fondly. “It’s only a misunderstanding. We can do whatever you want next time, okay? I’m sorry I made you feel that way. I will do better.”

You nodded and smiled, feeling much more relieved about the whole thing. Seokjin always had the ability to help you let things go, and it always made you feel a little lighter. It was part of the past now and you wouldn’t be bothered if Yoongi teased you any longer, because you had the best boyfriend in the whole world. There was no need to feel embarrassed.

You wrapped your arms around Seokjin and gave him a big, fierce hug.

Only to be impaled in the lower stomach.

“Ow!”

“Ack!”

You jerked back, whipping your head down.

“No, no, no, stop! Stop looking!”

“Why are you hard?!”

Seokjin waved his arms and abruptly flapped his hands down on his massive tent. “We were talking about blowjobs! And you! What do you think is going to happen?” he spluttered, the red creeping from his ears to his cheeks now, matching the exact shades used on merchandise during Christmas time with emerald green pajamas and a red face.

You gawked at him and he gawked back.

Wait.

“This is a perfect chance!”

“No, no, no, it is not, cease and desist, woman! Everyone is coming back soo–Gah!”

There was flurry of movement and Seokjin’s pajama pants were flung off, along with his shirt, and you were pushing him down onto the bed, him panicking the entire time, but he couldn’t have been that mad about it, because he was helping you by backing up, yelping as you hooked your fingers over the waistband of his underwear and yanked down, freeing his erection that nearly slapped you in the face.

“You trying to take out my eyeball?” you teased, grinning.

“You assaulting me and you’re upset that I’m fighting back?” Seokjin retorted, trying to hide his smile and be serious, but he was terrible at that and so were you, both of you grinning like a pair of idiots.

Well, you were certainly a little bit of an idiot for trying to deep throat a – you’re right, we’ll let it go (for now).

“I learned some things,” you said excitedly, forcing his legs open abruptly and making him squeak.

“Things? Ack!”

You leaned down and lifted his hard length up delicately, licking a fat stripe from base to tip, sighing softly as you came into contact with the velvety skin and his clean scent, Seokjin gasping above you, but suddenly this was not about him, this was about the cock in front of you and all the information you had complied to this point, ready to apply your learning. You wrapped your lips around the head, swiping your tongue on the underside, and Seokjin groaned, hips twitching but you grabbed them and pressed them firmly to the bed, shooting him a glare.

“Don’t interrupt me,” you growled around his dick.

He gave you a helpless frown. “Hello, I’m still attached to this di–”

You stared at him and slid your tongue out from your lips, swirling it around his girth, pressing the sensitive tip around the contours of your mouth, his eyes widening as he witnessed spit dripping from the wet muscle.

“O… oh…”

You let your eyes drift over his form, slowly, slowly, savoring the lines of his body, broad shoulders, shapely collarbones, the curve downwards to his trim waist, all the while taking him your mouth, tongue and lips soft and mouth tight, breathing deeply, eyes flickering up to his face and his expanding pupils, watching you with awe.

“Holy shit… and you’re not even naked… o-oh, fuck…”

You cocked an eyebrow, probably looking much more confident than you actually felt, but that didn’t matter. Fake it till you make it, right? And besides, every protagonist in every story has a moment of letting go and having courage and this was your moment, inorganic or not, flexing your tongue against Seokjin’s ever stiffening length, his breathing turning into wispy moans, watching you poised over him with his dick in your mouth, still wearing the silk pajamas and yet.

He watched you with amazement, love and lust in his brown orbs.

“You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.”

Your ears burned hot and you tried not to choke on his dick in embarrassment.

Don’t ruin the moment!

Somehow you managed not to freak out and pressed your lips to the base of his cock, hitting his crotch, the uncomfortable feeling of too full expanding your throat, the head practically plugging your airway, but one glance at Seokjin and the suffocation was worth it, seeing him tip his head back, messy brown hair sliding past his forehead, groaning your name with his eyes closed.

You pulled back a little, took a breath, and went back down for the kill.

“What the fuck…?”

Lower lip opening, tongue stretching out, only able to move the tip a bit at the top of his balls. Hm. This wasn’t working. You adjusted and cupped a hand under them, lifting the two soft mounds and pressing them to your chin, your tongue swiping out over them, his dick bending a little in your mouth (more flexible and a lot warmer than an ice lolly, by the way), and Seokjin was losing it above you, shuddering and whining, a mix of curses and your name as you turned your head to get a different angle, the tip of his cock pushed to one side of your throat, determined to see what was most comfortable and got you the best reaction, saliva coating his balls and causing them to become more slippery. You furrowed your brows and gripped his balls tighter, smearing the slick liquid over the soft skin and Seokjin moaned obscenely loudly, falling onto the bed, back arching.

“Oooh, fuck, fuck, fuck…”

Abruptly, your throat spasmed, reminding you that needed to breathe, and you pulled back, coughing and panting slightly.

“Does that feel good?” you wheezed. Not the sexiest. You grimaced and cleared your throat, asking again. “Did that feel good for you?”

Seokjin tipped his head up, brown eyes glazed over, breathing hard. “Ah… It feels nice, but I don’t think I could finish with that…” Your frown deepened, but he shook his head, sending his brown hair floating everywhere. “It’s not tight enough. But it’s an insane turn on, so I think I could cum faster after…” He coughed, cheeks flushing. “After feeling and seeing it, you know?”

Your frown erased and you nodded, gently rubbing his soaked balls, seeing him shiver and his breathing shallow. “I think I understand, yeah.”

“Can… ah, can you finish me, p-please, ack, you k-keep – fuuuuuuuck…”

You went down again, but this time your focus was on the tightness of your mouth, tongue sliding from side to side, bobbing your head in a smooth, swift motion, keeping your lips soft, eyes closing as you felt his cock twitch inside your mouth, completely focused on the sensation of Seokjin in between your lips, breathing him in, the soft scent of fresh soap and his sweetness, trying to remember if there was anything you had forgotten.

Ah, yes!

You tipped your head back slightly and Seokjin cried out, heady and erotic, as the head of his cock dragged along the roof of your mouth before burying into your throat, over and over, hot saliva and a squirming tongue amplifying the sensation, realizing you needed to relax your throat but clench your mouth muscles while relaxing your lips and doing all this while keeping track of where his cock was going in your mouth so you didn’t accidentally choke on his dick.

A whole new level of multitasking.

Was the writer of that erotica you were reading some kind of sex god, because what the fuck–

But it didn’t matter, because even if it was sloppy and you couldn’t focus on all these things simultaneously, Seokjin was feeling only pleasure, fingers curling in the sheets, barely able to choke out his words through his moans.

“F-Faster, please…”

Faster? You could barely keep up as it was!

“Please…” he whined and you obeyed immediately, faster it was, because you were weak for him, weak for Kim Seokjin and his pleading face, pupils so blown out he seemed intoxicated, drunk on pleasure, and that made you aroused too, seeing your effect of him, tightening ever more and increasing the pace, the wet smacking sounds quickening, echoing in the bedroom with his lustful groans of your name, so sweet and loving that if you weren’t going to pass out from how fast you were going, you were surely going to pass out from the overwhelming adoration in his eyes. It made you push for a little bit more, push your limits a little harder, made you feel like you could do this.

For him.

“Oh, fuck, I’m gonna cum, fuck!”

Seokjin gripped the sheets tight and threw his head back, chest expanding with a low moan, thrusting his hips up and cock jolting, shooting thick streams into your throat, and your eyes widened, forced to stop, feeling his cum pool, creamy and viscous, tasting the delicious saltiness at the base of your tongue, your eyelids fluttering a little at the feeling of the tip rutting against the roof of your mouth and more dribbling out, coating the inside of your mouth.

Oh.

Oooh, fuck, it felt good.

You swallowed, feeling victorious and insanely horny, tongue circling round and round his flinching stiffness, able to sense the pulse and his shudders, descending again because you couldn’t get enough, so good, the feeling of him still in your mouth, him shivering at your persistent licks and light sucks, stroking his hips and moaning at the skin to skin.

The front door banged open downstairs and there was a lot of laughing and shouting.

Your eyes snapped open and Seokjin looked back at you in sheer panic.

The footsteps up the stairs proved they were being taken two at a time.

“Shit.”

Never had Seokjin yanked his cock so fast out of your lips (sad) and snatched his underwear and pajamas, bolting to the bathroom and throwing himself in there in record time the literal second the bedroom door was yanked open by rambunctious strength and a grin whose front teeth were ever-so-slightly too large for his face.

“Hyung, noona!”

You were laying with your head in your hand and your elbow on the bed, which was probably too sexual and weird for Jeon Jungkook, but that was all you got that this moment. He gave you a slightly disturbed and confused look under his big black bucket hat.

“Where’s hyung?”

You coughed and lowered your hand, trying to get in a less awkward position. “B-bathroom…” you rasped. Oh no. Did you go too hard? You sounded a bit like the crypt keeper. Fortunately, you didn’t look like one, so there was that. You rubbed your throat, wincing at the soreness. You definitely went a bit rough. You weren’t no young spring chicken anymore. You were going to feel that in the morning.

Sacrifices had to be made.

Jungkook pouted, bounding up to you and tilting his head. He was a moving black fabric mountain with his long-sleeved shirt and billowy shorts. “Are you really sick, noona? Do you want hot tea or some milk?”

Oh my God, Jungkook, I just sucked some dick and that’s why I sound dead.

Don’t say that.

“I… I’ll be fine, Jungkook. Did you have a nice walk?”

“Oh, yeah! There were fireworks! I think the city was celebrating something, and it was so colorful and pretty…”

You sat there and nodded, trying to listen intently while trying not to think about how Seokjin was in the bathroom rinsing off his saliva and cum-covered dick literal meters from you and oblivious Jungkook.

You saw movement behind Jungkook’s excitedly bouncing head. No straw hat, just black hair flattened against his forehead, covering his cat-like, dark brown eyes.

Yoongi.

He smirked, holding up a box.

Frozen ice lollys, the fizzy soda flavor that was light blue.

A muscle in your eye twitched.

Asshole.

--

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[cobaltusami]

Tropical Vacation pt. 6

Hey hi hello! This part was very self Indulgent, lots of snuggly fluffy goodness <3

Also a callback to Self Conscious! hooray continuity! :D

I can't believe I'm up to part 6 already, wtf lol

Characters In this part: Switch!Hajime, Switch!Fuyuhiko, Nagito, Makoto, Mahiru, Ibuki, Kazuichi, Sonia, Mondo, Nekomaru, Sakura, Hina, Imposter, Sayaka and more.

Word count: 2,905

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When the usual morning announcement came across the monitors, It was sort of disappointing because for a moment they had thought they escaped the school but reality was once again upon them.

Makoto pulled himself out of bed upon hearing a knock at his door, he didn’t think twice about going to it and opening It, figuring it was probably Kyoko.

But Instead It was Ibuki Mioda. “GOOD NOM NOM NOMMING!” she greeted cheerfully (and loudly).

Makoto yelped and stumbled backwards In surprise. “U-Uh, Good morning Ibuki.” He smiled sheepishly.

“Ibuki volunteered to come get you and the others to come to breakfast! So throw on some snazzy duds and come on down!” She instructed, bouncing off to the next door and knocking on it.

Makoto smiled a bit and closed his door to get ready for the day. Once done he stepped outside his room and glanced around, He spotted several of his classmates on their way to the stairs.

Kyoko had waited for him. “You’re late.”

“S-Sorry. I had trouble finding my clothes… Monokuma kind of just threw my stuff everywhere.” Makoto apologized as he walked with the purple haired girl.

“You mean you went to sleep with your stuff everywhere?” She asked, surprised.

“Y-Yeah… I was tired.” He replied sheepishly.

“Good morning Makoto!” Hina greeted as she dashed past him down the stairs.

Makoto stumbled and grabbed the handrail.

“Whoa, Hina! Where’s the fire?” Hiro asked with a chuckle. She pointed at the Biker at the top of the steps.

Mondo mumbled under his breath, apparently he’d been chasing her but didn’t want to risk tripping and falling down the stairs so he gave up his pursuit for now.

Once In the dining hall they noticed all the tables had been pushed together into one massive table. They also observed that while not everyone was here yet, Chihiro was already sitting next to Chiaki chatting happily.

Makoto smiled, happy his friend seemed to have made a friend. “So, Where should we sit? Does anyone have specific seats?” he asked Sonia.

“No, Sit wherever you want!” She smiled In response.

Ibuki pulled out a chair for Sayaka, who giggled and did a curtsy as she sat down. Ibuki claimed the seat next to her. Kyoko and Makoto sat next to each other, Taka sat down next to Mondo, Leon sat between Hiro and Makoto.

For some reason, Mondo rose up out of his seat. The reason became apparent to Taka and Hiro when he locked eyes with Sakura.

“Good morning Mondo…” She said carefully, Her fight or flight instincts on standby.

“Sakura… How are ya?” His fight or flight instincts were also on standby.

“Uh, Are you two okay?” Nekomaru asked curiously.

“Yeah, we’re okay… Right Sakura?”

“As long as you don’t repeat your actions from yesterday.” Sakura responded, They stared each other down for a moment in silence.

“Ooooh! It's like a texas standoff!” Ibuki grinned.

Nekomaru pulled out two chairs across from Mondo. “Here, You and Hina can sit here, I’ll sit on this side in case he tries anything.”

Sakura smiled at Nekomaru, glancing back at Mondo, who was sporting a disappointed expression. Evidently he was going to try something, but since Neko was there to stop him he had no choice but to back off for now.

“Thank you, Nekomaru.” she bowed her head as they sat down.

“Mornin’ everyone!” Akane greeted as she walked Into the room, claiming the seat on the other side of Nekomaru.

“You’re In an awfully good mood… What did you do?” Nekomaru asked, narrowing his eyes suspiciously at Akane.

“What? I didn’t do nothin’ Coach Nekomaru.” Akane smiled.

“Mm… I’m not sure I believe you.” He mumbled, but dropped the subject.

“So what do you guys do for fun around here?” Sayaka asked as they waited for the rest of the students to show up.

“Ooh! We have loads of things to do!” Ibuki replied, practically bouncing in her seat. “There’s a Music venue on the third island!”

“A music venue?? Ibuki, Do you feel like showing It to me after breakfast?” Sayaka asked excitedly.

“Would she?! Ibuki would show you now If Teruteru wouldn’t get mad at us for bailing on breakfast!” She grinned.

“What else do you guys do?” Leon asked curiously.

Kazuichi hummed thoughtfully. “Well, There’s Water Balloon wars, Water gun fights, Swimming--”

Hina perked up. “Swimming? Is the water as safe as It looks??”

Sonia nodded with a smile. “Yes, It’s not dangerous In the slightest If you know how to swim.

“YES! we HAVE to go swimming later!” She squealed happily.

Sakura chuckled at her eagerness. “Alright.”

“Does anyone wanna join us??” Hina asked.

“Hell yeah!” Akane grinned.

“Why don’t we take It step further?” Chiaki asked. “Let’s throw a beach party today as a welcome party of sorts.”

Sonia gasped, her eyes lighting up. “That Is an excellent idea, Chiaki!”

Mahiru smiled, she seemed to be resting a bit easier around the students today. “I think that sounds like fun.” she agreed.

Ibuki whipped around to look at Sayaka. “We could have a beach concert at night!”

“Yes! Let’s do It!” Sayaka beamed back.

Mahiru smiled in exasperation, she knew Ibuki’s music style was very… different. So she was curious to see how they’d pull off the clashing music styles.

The red head paused her thoughts after looking around. “Hey… Where’s Toko and Byakuya?”

“Oh, Ibuki tried to get them out of their rooms, but they refused to join us.” Ibuki explained.

“That’s normal for them.” Makoto explained. “Toko doesn’t like to eat in front of others, and Byakuya Is… well… Byakuya.”

Imposter flinched, how could he have gotten Byakuya’s identity so wrong?

He had long since told the class his identity (or lack thereof) and In turn they helped him figure out who he was, He was now his own person. He struggled some days to avoid impersonating someone else, But the class was so supportive and kind to him that he was able to resist.

“I see, I guess It can’t be helped.” Mahiru sighed softly.

“Has anyone seen Hajime or Young Master?” Peko asked curiously.

“No, I didn’t even notice they were missing…” Chiaki responded, looking around the table.

“I’m sure they’re fine! They’re Ultimates after all.” Nagito reassured cheerily.

“Annnd he’s off.” Kazuichi sighed.

“Mornin’ Gundham.” Nekomaru greeted the dark student. “Did you see Hinata or Kuzuryu when you were coming in?”

Gundham paused, trying to recall if he had or not. “No, I do not believe so. I passed by the small darkling but neither Hajime or Fuyuhiko.” He replied.

“Small darkling?” Makoto parroted.

“He means Hiyoko.” Mahiru answered. “You get used to his dialect the more you hang around him.”

“Speak for yourself.” Kazuichi retorted sarcastically, receiving an elbow to the ribs by Sonia in response. He whined and rubbed his ribs. “Uh, Should we go check on them?”

“I’m sure they’re fine, but just in case I’ll go check on them!” Nagito volunteered, standing up.

He’s probably going to regret this but…

Makoto stood up too. “I’ll go with you!” He chirped, The taller student turned to him in surprise. “I-If you’ll let me.”

“Really?? An Ultimate wants to accompany me?? I’d be honored!” Nagito smiled, Makoto couldn’t tell if he was super sarcastic or just strange… He was leaning towards just strange.

Chiaki reached up, tweaking his side. “Don’t act weird and scare him.

Nagito flinched away, giggling lightly. “We should go. Let’s check Hajime’s cottage first.” He said as the two lucky students walked out.

“Should I have gone with them?” Mahiru asked.

“Probably. But Nagito should be on his best behavior.” Chiaki replied nonchalantly. “He remembers what happened the last time he misbehaved.”

-

Inside Fuyuhiko’s cottage the two were greeted by the annoying as usual morning announcement, pulling them out of their sleeping states.

Hajime stretched and went to sit up but Hiko snuggled further into his side, squashing any chance at getting up anytime soon.

Hajime smiled as he laid back down, his arm still looped around the blond’s shoulders holding him close. “Good morning, Fuyu.” He murmured.

Fuyu mumbled incoherently in response.

“Yo, Baby Gangster.” The brunette tried, shaking him.

“Fuck off…” Fuyuhiko slurred, his words thick with sleep.

“We have to get up, Fuyuhi--EEK!” Hajime squeaked in surprise as the Yakuza sighed quietly and began scribbling his fingers all over Hajime’s sides. “NOHOHOHO! FUYU!”

“Lemme sleep…” He mumbled.

Hajime laughed, trying to get away from the snuggly tickly Yakuza he called a boyfriend. “STAHAHAHAHAP TICKLING MEHEHE!”

“If you’re not gonna let me sleep… I’m going to need to hear your laugh.” He murmured, his eyes still closed. Though he sported a small smirk.

Unfortunately for Hajime, his squirming led him to fall off of the bed with a small yelp of surprise. Fuyuhiko finally opened his eyes, blinking away the sleep as he stared down at his tall boyfriend on the floor.

“Why the fuck are you on the floor?” Fuyu asked quietly. “I’m up here. Come cuddle me you jackass.”

Hajime narrowed his eyes. “Oh ha ha. You’re hilarious.” He stood up and got back In bed, scooping the small blond up into his lap. “Fine, You want my attention so bad? I’ll give you attention.”

Fuyuhiko squealed as he felt Hajime’s fingers descend on his belly, poking and wiggling in the tender flesh. “AHAHAHAHAHA! FAHAHAHACK!” He swore, squirming around helplessly.

“Not so relaxing and fun is it?” Hajime smirked, tickling his boyfriends cute tummy without mercy. “Although, I can see how you would think doing the tickling is, I feel pretty amused and relaxed right now.”

Oh, Hajime was so gonna go down for this. “FAHAHAHACK OFF!” He cackled, shoving at his hands to no avail.

Hajime leaned down, planting soft ticklish kisses against his neck. “That’s not very nice.” He hummed against his skin. This coupled with the tickling to his belly reduced him to a blushing snorting mess.

“NAHAHAHA! DOHOHOHOHON’T! *snort* IHIHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLES!” He whined, trying to bring his shoulders up.

“I bet It does~ Your neck Is really sensitive.” He murmured, continuing to plant tickly kisses against his tender neck. “You know… I still haven’t found your worst spot… maybe I should look for it.”

“NONONONO! *snort* DOHOHOHOHON’T KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*”

“Oh Fuyu, There’s only one place I haven’t tried~” He sang teasingly. “Are your feetsies ticklish?” He cooed, making the smaller boy blush brighter.

“DOHOHON’T FAHAHACKING *snort* BABY TAHAHAHALK MEHE *snort* YOU BAHAHAHASTARD!”

Hajime chuckled, reaching over and grabbing one of the kicking appendages. “Someone’s cranky today, Did the sweet baby not get enough sleep?” He cooed.

Fuyu narrowed his eyes at Hajime as he gasped for air, thankful for the small reprieve. “Listen here… you little shit…”

“What am I listening for? Is the big scary Yakuza gonna threaten me? I think we both know you won’t follow through with whatever bodily harm you threaten to cause me.” He smirked smugly.

Fuyuhiko squirmed and wiggled until he freed his arms and he began digging into Hajime’s sides relentlessly. “No, the big scary Yakuza Is going to wreck you!” He shot back.

Hajime yelped and dissolved into loud laughter, he squirmed around until he was closer to Fuyu’s trapped foot and he began tickling it, making the blond shriek and throw his head back in a loud fit of laughter. “TWOHOHOHOHO CAN PLAHAHAHAY AT THAHAHAT GAHAHAHAME!”

“HAHAHAHAJIIIII!” Hiko whined, trying to free his foot. He moved his hands up to tickle under his arms, making the brunette choke on his laughter.

“SHIHIHIHT! HIHIHIHIHIKO! DOHOHOHOHN’T!” He cackled, trying to dislodge the small blond.

“LEHEHEHET GO *snort* OF MYHYHY FOOT!” Hiko ordered, eyes tearing up from laughing so hard.

“THEHEHEHEHEN STAHAHAHAHAP TICKLING MEHEHEHE!” Hajime shot back, his nails gliding under his wiggly toes, drawing some adorable squeals from the Future head of the Kuzuryu clan.

“NAHAHAHAHAA! *snort* FIHIHIHIHINE I’LL STAHAHAP *squeal* IHIHIHIF YOU *snort* STAHAHAP!” He offered, his fingers not tickling as harshly as previous.

“Okahahahay! Truhuhuce?” Hajime lessened his tickling too.

“Truhuhuhuce…” Fuyuhiko pulled his hands back, and Hajime did the same, both of them falling back against the bed panting.

“Hehehe… Damn… I’m so going to remember how ticklish your feet are for later…” He grinned tiredly at the flushed boy next to him.

Hiko narrowed his eyes at the taller boy. “I wouldn’t... Don’t forget… I know your worst spots and how to exploit them…”

Hajime smirked, recalling that time at the beach house when he tickled the Yakuza for the first time. “Is that supposed to deter me?” He quoted him.

“Hey!” Fuyu laughed as he gently pushed his boyfriend.

Hajime laughed too, pulling the blond back into his arms. “That day was so fun… Even after you blasted me with the entire water supply In that bazooka.”

Hiko giggled adorably, snuggling into his chest. “You shouldn’t have pulled me away, I was going to empty it on Hiyoko instead.”

Hajime snorted in amusement. “At least you haven’t made any comments about how you look since then.”

“It’s not because I’m scared of you or anything. Don’t fucking flatter yourself.” Fuyuhiko rolled his eyes. “It’s just that… being around you makes me feel better about myself.”

The brunette smiled and closed his eyes, but after a few moments of thinking over what he just said he opened them again. “Wait, What’s that supposed to mean? Did you just call me ugly?”

“No! You are not ugly in the slightest.” Fuyuhiko frowned as he quickly sat up. “I just mean that… I don’t think about how my body looks when I’m around you… because those thoughts are silenced by…” He blushed bright red, looking away. “B-By how much I… adore you…” He struggled to admit.

Hajime felt his heart melt at the confession, he grabbed onto the smaller student and gently pulled him back down into his cuddly hold. “You’re too cute.”

“Sh-Shut up!” He blushed even brighter.

-

“So, Nagito…” Makoto struggled to make conversation as they descended down the stairs. “What do you like to do in your free time?”

Nagito hummed thoughtfully, pausing as he turned to the short student. “Well, I guess I usually just hang around my friends. My favorite pastime Is watching Chiaki play video games, Or having Water fights with Hajime and the others.” He answered as they continued walking. “I don’t really have any hobbies or anything. What about you?”

Now that he mentions it… What does Makoto do In his free time? Normally he just hangs around his friends as well… not that there’s much else to do In the school. “Ah, I guess about the same.” He replied shyly. “I normally just hang around Kyoko or Hang out In the rec room with the group. There’s not really much to do In the school.”

“That’s just like you Ultimates, You make the most out of anything and find ways to stay positive even In the most hopeless situations!” Nagito praised, though Makoto still wasn’t sure If he was being serious or sarcastic yet.

They arrived at Hajime’s cottage and Nagito rang the doorbell. After a few attempts without any response, Nagito spoke. “I wonder If Hajime Is even home right now…” He thought aloud.

“Where else would he be?” Makoto asked curiously as the taller student turned to him.

“I think I might have an idea… Follow me.” He instructed, walking off towards another cottage with the small student closely in tow.

“Uh, Nagito? This Is…” Makoto trailed off as they stood In front of a door.

“Fuyuhiko’s cottage. I know.” He smiled reassuringly, ringing the doorbell and then opening the door after a moment. “Good morning!” He greeted as he walked In the doorway.

Makoto hesitantly followed.

Imagine his surprise to find Fuyuhiko wrapped up In Hajime’s arms, the two had jolted up in surprise at the sound of the doorbell but remained entangled. “U-Uh… Hi.” Makoto meekly spoke.

Both of their faces flushed as they pulled away from each other. “J-Jesus Nagito! Why bother ringing the doorbell If you were just gonna fucking walk In?!” Fuyuhiko fumed, obviously embarrassed.

“Hey…” Hajime awkwardly greeted back, clearing his throat. “I thought I locked that…”

“Nope!” Nagito replied with a smile without missing a beat. “You two are late for breakfast, You should get ready and come join us!”

Without waiting for a response he turned around and began making his way back towards the hotel.

Makoto lingered for a minute. “S-Sorry! I didn’t realize he was just going to barge In-- I’ll go now.”

“It’s fine. Nagito Is kind of unpredictable…” Hajime chuckled awkwardly.

“You don’t have to act so weird, It’s not like you walked In on anything other than us cuddling.” Fuyuhiko blushed, refusing to look at Makoto.

“R-Right… Uh, See you guys In a few minutes…!” Makoto mustered up a smile and left, closing the door behind him. Nagito had waited for him at the end of the sidewalk leading to the house. “I didn’t know they were dating…” He said quietly as he began walking with Nagito again.

“Mhm. They haven’t been dating very long though, so they get embarrassed when people catch them being flirty. Or cuddling.” He explained as they walked back up the steps.

“Who else Is dating here?” He asked curiously.

“Mm, I’ll tell ya later.” Nagito grinned, patting Makoto’s shoulder as they rejoined the rest of the group.

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this image looks like its for ants LOL but anyways I redesigned & refined all my Terrasapiens recently so here they are together! was originally gonna color them all but didn’t like it that much so just the first 3 (and Krunk) are colored in. Characters are, in order: Krunk, Snazzy, Leeke, Lyssa, Amirah, Zeno, and Tawnaverse Snazzy! Here’s some additional info about all of them:

-Krunk: (yeah I redesigned my redesign LOL) in my personal design, his stripes are natural instead of painted on, and they’re all over his body pretty much, except his tail, lower back, and forearms. I changed his hair back to being sharper bc I thought the puffy hair made him too cutesy-looking. He’s carrying those logs because his job on Terra is building things! Though being Velo’s champion makes it way harder for him to do his job back home...

-Snazzy: He is pretty much exactly the same as he was before, but I guess his edges are a little pointier now? He’s holding a basket of fruit because he’s a forager. If you’re worried about him being sick, don’t be! It’s not contagious at all, so he’s not going to contaminate anything he finds. Snazzy’s illness appears to be an incurable genetic condition, at least from what the medics in his tribe tell him.

-Leeke: I changed her mask design & corrected her legs. Her mask's symbolism has also been altered, as it’s no longer representative of a harvest god, but rather, the Terranean god of change and good fortune. I felt it’d be more fitting for her since she’s a miner and, as such, wouldn’t really need the harvest mask in the first place, let alone feel compelled to wear it even in adulthood. 

-Lyssa: She has a weapon now! It’s a spear made of bone from some kind of... monstrous leviathan creature... because she lives on an island after all! I also altered her leaves to be longer and more angular. 

-Amirah: I completely altered her outfit because I was dissatisfied with the original one I gave her. Also this serves as something of a markings guide for her. I kind of toyed with the idea of making her hands all red because it kind of looks like blood. Ultimately I switched it to be just her fingers that are red, because the whole blood thing didn’t really suit her. Maybe that’s an idea for a different character who doesn’t exist yet...

-Zeno: Completely overhauled him as well to give him a better silhouette. You wouldn’t be able to tell this from his first appearance on this blog, but he is actually missing his right hand, it was lost in battle. I’m considering possibly making him blind or nearsighted, explaining his cloudy eyes. Not sure if I’ll pursue it, tbh.

-Tawnaverse Snazzy: An alternate version of Snazzy. He is one of Empress Velo’s champions, and completely healthy! And yet, he’s much more of a jerk than his main dimension counterpart could ever be. This Snazzy is conceited and egotistical, and doesn’t even attempt to do things to help his fellow Terrasapiens after being promoted to Velo’s champion status. Hell, he’s hardly on Terra at all. Distant and self-centered, he much prefers to stay in Velo’s citadel and listen to all the praise and admiration of his many fans...