#he likes to cook and read books!!
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wattpad au but its sanji who is sold by nami to pirate hunter zoro in order to pay her debts.
#zosan#wattpad#au#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#sanzo#one piece#nami#op sanji#op zoro#and then they fall in love#sanji is not like other girls#he likes to cook and read books!!
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
#the real housewives of cang qiong or something idk#guys I cooked here come on#I've had this idea for sooo long I'm so glad I finally got to draw it out hehe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Skipsart#svsss au#loosely based off that one extra in book 4 btw#that made me giggle sm the first time I read it#i love how none of them could fathom the idea of shen jiu being nice they all immediately went “he's possessed”#<- I knoww it's shen yuan but that was so funny to me the first time I read it#THEY HAVE THE RECAPS JUST LIKE IN SHAMELESS#“I was in the endless abyss for three years and didn't miss the last episode. what's your excuse⁉️⁉️”
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it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)
#HELLO back at it again#tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au#the division of labour is as follows:#dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song#if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long#pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses#he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life#cam does 98% of the actual cooking#trivia section -#you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading#cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam)#the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius)#and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first#*#dulcie septimus#dulcinea septimus#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#the locked tomb#field sketches#<< i get to have an art tag now!
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cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..
#xmen#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#the rare time i post an idea of mine only because i really cant think of a way id draw this#usually i hoard my ideas cause i like surprising you guys but this aint really one i feel like drawing so. For You my friends#like i COULD but. idk just isnt particularly something im itching to draw it just seems cute#but anyways no chat let me cook alright hear me out cause i talk in my brain all the time while i read#sometimes i stop reading just to think about a bit i read yeah#i want charles to listen in on all of eriks side comments or observations he makes while reading something#like if he wanted to charles could read the whole book in less than five minutes- maybe shorter than that#and that aint fun that aint cool …. so time for Audible: Husband Edition. With Commentary#ITD BE SO COZY just hangin out by the fireplace …. maybe its snowin outisde … if snow even exists anymore atp#a light fire cracklin and the study SEEMS totally quiet otherwise and yet…..#charles has been locked in to erik’s off-the-cuff literary analysis and mild comments for the past twenty minutes. its simple but its bliss#charles doesnt have to worry about being seen as invasive .. he doesnt have to suppress his powers …#the rare occasion erik lets charles into his mind for somethin so innocent .. ive made myself sick i fear#see now i wanna try writing a fic but 1.) have written in years 2.) id have to really think hard on how erik would commentate on a book#hm…… actually i do wonder what erik’s commentary on The Fable of the Bees would be …..#IN ANY CASE. maybe - at the very least- i can draw cherik by the fireplce someday ….#thatd be cute … hm …. depends on if i get in the mood for it down the line#anyways i have to drive back to my dorm !!! boo !!!! so good night everyone !!!!!
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I HAD ONE MORE AU TO ADD Team Supernova Emmet is joining Artfight! I decided to add him in last minute since I remembered I had a rough ref for him. I decided to make him two more for his face and arm.
I think that's all I'm adding this time around. Maybe Burst will have its shot next year ^^*
#submas#submas au#emmet#emmet pokemon#subway boss emmet#subway master emmet#artfight#artfight 2024#I should draw Emmet icing a motherfucker‚ this is one of the few AUs I have where he has a kill count#alternatively draw him tending to the team's children since he does have his moments where he does book reading#or maybe when he's cooking in the mess hall‚ he's very resourceful#idk we'll see‚ you let me know what part of his life as team leader you'd like to see
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Every single fanfic I read which isn't centered on Sonic or isn't made by someone whose fav is Sonic charactersizes him to be either stupid or lazy or idiotic or 'sucks at [insert thing]
I fucking hate this fandom sometimes
#he is Not stupid! yall are jyst stereotyping him. he doesn't suck at cooking 🙄 are you even hearing yourself. his home isn't cluttered or#disorganized or dirty. stop trying to validate your favs by making him shitty. he's not bad with technology as yall say he can use computers#and hack into passwords#he never thinks. shut up you usually do not know when or what somebody thinks#the only books he'd read are comics. fuck off actually. i revoke ypur licence to write Sonic#he is idiotic and clumsy . *shoots you*#do some of you really like to do this because he's the mc and your fav didn't get the screentime you wanted?#sonk#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#tired of this#STOP STEREOTYPING ANF MISCHARACTERIZING HIM
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Me: "That's another cool thing shared with just the high-tier patrons. Pity I can't share it with more people, but I suppose that's the whole point. This one's really cool, though."
Patreon: "Can I interest you in paid posts that anyone can pay $5 to read?"
Me: "Reeeeeeally? Tell me more."
[five minutes later]
Me: "HEY would you like to read sections from the book of mine that only has a single printed copy in all the world? It's about the robot civil rights movement on the same Earth that Hubcap comes from! The good guys are amusing and the bad guys are believable and there's ... more swearing than I remember, actually. Though most of that's from the cyborg assassin. You'd swear too if you had a monkey robot zapping you with a homemade taser."
#Souls Made from Scratch#the monkey's name is Ninja#the cyborg's name is Ferruccino and he likes to cook Italian food#they're fun and they're not even the main characters#my writing#Patreon#I am actively resisting the urge to go back and read the whole thing#since I have other projects to work on#but there was some great stuff in this book#(it was my Master's Thesis; that's why there's only one copy)
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I'm procrastinating reading lord of the mysteries by joining its fandom. I'm on chapter 31/1432 of book 1 btw
#klein is kinda silly#so far what i know about him is that he likes money being a cooking show host to the bugs in his house and whencharactersaskquestionsforhim#i had to go around the character limit for that one#i didnt even know there was a character limit#anyways he also loves self sacrifice#i dont read very often so what better way to start than to read a 3 million word long book series#lord of the mysteries#lotm
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Fyodor/Nikolai/Sigma, domestic au, but they are painfully slavic and living their best lives, is something that can be so personal.
(this post took forever cause I essentially had to make it twice. I didn't look at what blog I originally posted this to the first time round. shoot me)
#the mixture of Russian. Ukrainian. and Polish would be so beautiful and so messy dear lord#they go to church at least every sunday if not more. Fyodor tunes into a radio midnight mass. Sigma veils when he goes to church#they all help cook so every night is fusion night. they scrounged up an *old* cookbook somewhere cause none of them had any family they-#close enough to to get an authentic grandma's cook book. so they make do with what they've got#they all speak all three languages#they believe in *every* slavic superstituion and piece of folklore. its actually like. hard to exist. they're bordering being annoying with#i say lovingly#breakfast is their favorite time of day. they make fancy teas and kiss and read the paper with the radio going#fyodor has a library of old slavic literature#fyodor and nikolai almost only go by fedya and kolya#nikolai lives up to the smoking/alcohol addiction stereotype and he's proud of it#this post is made by a polish slav that is only just starting to reconnect with the culture my family tried to bury so bare with-#the sparsity please. any suggestions would be lovely!#slavic is a blanket term#slavic#sigma#sigma bsd#sigma bungou stray dogs#bsd sigma#(implied) fem sigma#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#sigfoylai#siglai#fyolai#fyosig#bsd
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You know what. I love qi rong he's insufferable and obnoxious and I love him. King is out here SUFFERING
#qi rong#heaven official's blessing#I'm reading the third book#And this man is committed to the bit#He's been tied up for days#He's been water boarded he's been beat up he's been force fed Xie lians cooking#He's out here having to watch Xie lian and Hua cheng on their stupid little dates#He's suffering and I love him#Also side note but is Hua cheng actively poisoning people with Xie lians cooking#like obviously#Xie lain cooking is posion anyway but there's this one line “of course Xie lian never suspected Hua cheng of adding anything...”#Like is he adding hallucinations to this always posioned stew???
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I’ve been going in circles thinking about how Mei would 100% take it upon herself to initiate Macaque into the group.
I mean we’ve already seen her interact with Red Son with little to no fear or trepidation of him being “a bad guy.” So Macaque’s brooding “leave me alone” shtick isn’t going to work on her.
I’d imagine she would just keep showing up out of nowhere to socialize him like a feral cat.
#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#he warms up to her eventually#she teaches him how to ride a motorcycle#he in turn shows her how to cook cause I mean#do you /think/ Mei can cook?#also she definitely read a book that Sandy lent her on socializing feral cats and used the tactics on macaque#I will die on the hill that Mei is the first one to kinda sink into a new normal with him#she’d totally poke fun and tease him in a way almost nobody else could get away with#and he takes it and teases back cause he likes her
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actually i have my regrets about not having read this book a decade ago, but: i am glad i chose to read it in winter, and also when i had relatively recently been in mountain/volcano & glacier country.
#i didn't see any volcanoes up close in ak. only across cook inlet on the drive to/from homer#but still#mount iliamna.......... i have pics of it through binoculars<3#apparently her dena'ina name is ch’naqał’in and her sugpiaq name is puyulek. good to know.#txt#currently reading#loosely.#actually this is another reason why it would have been good to get my dad to read it if i'd read it earlier in my life#i talked on smalltwt about how it would have been worth uncomfortable questions he would have posed#to get my dad to read the alien gender book (he liked scifi but did not read widely so idt he ever read it)#but also because he lived in alaska for a while. and i think would have appreciated some of the scenic description
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thinking about them..
#(effiebarty)#thinking about sugar mommy effie and pretty little thing barty#thinking about barty reading aloud to effie when they’re taking a bath#her scratching his scalp#thinking about effie buying rare book editions for him#giving him his own space in her library#thinking about effie cooking for barty and him absolutely not helping but hanging off of her the entire time like a piece of jewelery#thinking about him setting the table and doing the dishes#thinking about him lounging around in her house with boxers and a crop top that says ’i love milfs’#thinking about effie taking barty shopping and him playing dress up for her#thinking about him kneeling infront of effie as a sign of devotion#im so weak for them…#barty in effiebarty is just me projecting my gender envy and attraction for older Tall women#effie is taller than barty btw#they have matching robes#she feeds him chocolate dipped strawberries in the bathtub and he licks her fingers#she washes him in the shower#THEM…..#him sitting on the kitchen island dangling his legs trying to look seductive while effie makes breakfast#effiebarty#effie potter#barty crouch jr
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Lixue appreciation post!
Also friendly reminded to Go read Second honkai eruption Manga!
#honkai#honkai impact#cheng lixue#lixue#she is like one of my fav characters in honkai#and waters edge is the only elf i hav maxed#actualy the only elf i gachaed for#i was so happy when she came out cuz one of my fav characters that was manga exlusive finaly came to the game#little did i know sushana and su where on thir way too#sadly su aint gana become playable#but hopefully vita will#fem su is close enough#but i havent met her in story yet#gata finish reading tgcf first#and reading books is hard#but funn#but dam i relised how much honkai brok me#like i cant read the name “mei” with out my brain instently going “MEI SENPAI! MEI SENPAI!” like stfu kiana go back to the moon#where ur cooking cant hurt anyone#like ive been thinking#would kaslanas be able to cook if thy stoped using thir duperhuman powers and magical wepons to cook?#like if insted of using her herrscher powers and devine key kiana would use the microwave and a normal knife would she be able to?#and i dont trust cooking with valkinris#thata straight up propaganda made by otto to mske u think the girl he loves can actualy cook#snd his granddoughter#cant forget teri#she guilty of abusing judah
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hi, is this guy telling me to put the marinade that had the raw meat in it directly on top of the finished dish. and then eat it
#re-reading this recipe three times looking for where it says to reserve some marinade before putting raw meat in it#or to cook some marinade to turn it into a sauce that doesn't still have raw meat germs in it#hm. hm.#this recipe also calls for rice wine and sake separately#not that there aren't other rice wines but my brother in christ can you be more specific#I'm gonna try it with mirin which will probably be good and also is what 1) I already have 2) I can get at the grocery store other than sak#ALSO furikake is like... a whole category of seasoning. it comes in a ton of different varieties lmao#me: oh 'Gourmet's furikake' ? is that a specific mix he tells you how to make somewhere in the book? [it is not]#this book is very beautiful to look at but a lot of the recipes are somehow both weirdly pretentious and surprisingly unhelpful#'here's the recipe that in-game is made by setting apples on fire :) first take your vanilla sugar--' bro you are doing too much.
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Things that happened during Victor Frankenstein's lifetime!
the invention of the Watt steam engine
the first paddle steamship
the first manned hot air balloon flight by the Montgolfier brothers
Luigi Galvani publishes his study in bioelectromagnetics (may have influenced the creation of Victor's Creature!)
the invention of gas lighting
a year after Victor's death Alessandro Volta invents the electric battery
#as well as a whole bunch of wars and the french revolution and the death of james cook among others#frankenstein#the modern prometheus#idk I love thinking about historical events happening alongside book events and how they may have influenced the plot#like I think Galvani's studies had MAJOR influence on what Victor was doing at Ingolstadt#and if my timeline calculations are correct he may have actually come up with his methods *BY* reading Galvani's freshly published study
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