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sanduchengjiu · 10 months

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the real mystery of mdzs is how wangxian had sex in a bush without preparation, arguably the most painful thing to ever happen to Wei Wuxian Jesus Christ

#he liked it tho so it’s fine #imagine being so feral you go at it in a bush like rabbits oh wait-#even the sword extra is more believable than this #rip Wei Wuxian messy bottom #thank god little apple was there cuz he’s not walking for the next three business days

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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diabolichare · 8 months

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Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

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hinamie · 9 days

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wanted to practice some more intense angry expressions and what better excuse to further my agenda of giving megumi the emotional catharsis he deserves

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #yall know tht one juuzou panel gjkgdghjkdfhgjkgd #guess what was my ref fr bottom right #i think megumi deserves to scream real guttural at least once #i think it would be good for him and i certainly would not complain to see it #i love stoic emotionally constipated characters dont get me wrong but also like. come on. points at the 'whatever!' scene #he's so GOOD when he gets to be expressive like PLEASE #anyway i once again have to do everything myself in this house when it comes to this kid #so i am treating myself to 4 flavours of angry megu #here we've got a fine selection of enraged ; holding himself back from clocking a mf by a thread ; seething ; and tortured :D #the classic capricorn emotions #real talk tho anger is Hard to draw #also bad fr the state of my skin probably with the way i was subconsciously Making these expressions as i drew #gna give myself wrinkles at 24 i had my brow furrowed so deeply

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rystiel · 8 days

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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU #it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life #ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing #but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk #also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s #🤷🏻‍♂️#gay old men #yay #stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with #gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf #(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls #gravity falls au #fiddlestan #also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley #bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley #🙂‍↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls fanart #idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig #portal partners au #gravity falls portal partners au #???#my art #(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart #sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭

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princecroutons · 12 days

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I’m just so happy that this weird little guy showed up at your house smelling bad and looking kinda funky and you picked him up and said “you live here now and we love you” and he went “okay :) yay” i hope one day i can help a cat like you helped catrick

this thing broke into my second story bedroom window and screamed at me if I didn't let him in. I had no choice. I love him so much

#ask crout #croutons #cat #prince croutons #cats #cats of tumblr #catblr #orange cat #petblr #no description #THANK YOU THO FR #i love him so muxh im so happy he chose us #we did.... drug and shavr him but like #hes fine now #HDKDJDJ #if a baby doesnt show itself to you!!! i hope one speaks to you from your local shelter

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pyr0frnzy · 8 months

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bisexual awakening moment i presume…

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luna-loveboop · 3 months

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I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.