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“they’re like brothers” “no they’re boyfriends” “no they’re family” okay well to me they’re [incomprehensible screams of endless agony punctuated by the occasional sound of someone beating their own meat alone and in an ashamed manner]
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Jiang Cheng: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Wei Wuxian: You and me!
Jiang Cheng *tearing up*: Okay.
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I know it was probably said like a million times since the movie came out, but my favourite detail in the whole movie is in the DNA numbers with Red Hood's 635 being the issue number when he appears under that name while Jason's 428 is for the issue in which he dies
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i am soooooo tired here is jiang cheng with a puppy on his tits
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"why do you like jiang cheng?"
jiang cheng is serving mad pussy throughout the whole show. hope this helps.
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“Average cultivator has killed their brother” factoid is actually just statistical error. The average cultivator has killed 0 brothers. Fratricide Georg, who lives in Lotus Pier and has killed every demonic cultivator that could potentially be his brother for the past 13 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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They say time heals all wounds, so why am I still bleeding?
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