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he likes books too

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we don't make enough fun of Batman for not being a vampire. seriously this guy:

nightwalker, lurks in the shadows

goes flying through the city at night hunting down his quarry

romps around in a dramatic ass cape

lives in a gothic manor that is definitely haunted (by the narrative, the ghosts of the past, etcetera)

served by a single devoted familiar servant who seems to share some portion of his strange powers

has multiple fledglings proteges he recruits and trains to share his dark powers

the source of great, often contradictory lore (conflicting reports on his powers/weaknesses/backstory, varies by canon)

unaging (his publication history spans how many decades?)

clearly has some sort of arcane powers superhuman abilities, despite making a huge effort to pass as a Normal Human Guy

autistic bisexual

notice i didn't even mention the whole BAT themed everything. and we're expected to believe this character is NOT a vampire? i'm being baited.

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The Yunmeng Jiang disciples have some weird dreams sometimes

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logan and laura

decided to post this here while im working on comms!

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Delighted at the thought of Bruce Wayne having to be an actual parent

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My best job in a month.

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jiang cheng's sword, sandu, is named for the three poisons in buddhism: greed, ignorance, and hatred, said to be the root of evil. it is not stated who in-universe came up with this name and why.

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What the fuck did you just fucking dare say about me, you little cutsleeve? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my sect in the cloud recesses, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the sunshot campaign, and I have tortured over 300 demonic cultivators. I am trained in uncle warfare and I’m the top leader in the entire Yunmeng armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another frog in a well. I will whip you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the mortal realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the annual conference? Think again, impudent. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across China and your clan's location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your core. You're the mantis that stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind, fucker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can break your legs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in martial art, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the yiling laozu fierce corpses and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about my nephew was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re courting death, you dog fucked idiot. I will shit fury all over you until you don't know whether to laugh or cry. You’re fucking dead, sect leader Yao

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So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

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what is going on in these men’s lives

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idc i'm giving jiang cheng a pussy. that man went through so much in canon at least let him experience multiple orgasms

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the twin prides of yunmeng,,

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they make fun shapes this episode so have a triptych

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jiang cheng is a bad character because he would tell jin ling to clean his room the moment jin ling is about to clean his room and we all know how problematic that sort of behaviour is.

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wei wuxian vs jiang cheng's partner requirements

much to think about.

explanations:

naturally beautiful: pretty sure he's canonically hot across both lifetimes.

graceful and obedient: not obedient.

hard-working and thrifty: nah. have you seen how freely this guy spends lan wangji's money postcanon....

comes from a respected family: nope

cultivation level not too high: nope again

personality not too strong: lmao. no.

not too talkative: haha nope.

voice not too loud: nuh uh

must treat jin ling: on one hand, jin ling seems to like him postcanon; on the other hand, he did still accidentally kill jin ling's dad. you win some you lose some i guess.

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in the original novel, jiang cheng features frequently in wei wuxian's recollections of the past, even in scenes where he is not physically present.