#he isnt- but bdubs is!

[chirrups]

doggone it!

[homiu-l]

Hello.

It is with great regret to inform that I will be no longer engage with the hermitcraft fandom, nor create hermitcraft fanworks.

This hard decision is made due to a recent recovery from my own hallucination, as it turns out that Mumbo Jumbo doesn't exist in Real Life.

[wpmz]

[ethosnap]

Thinking about the conversation etho had immediately after joining the 4Gs

Etho: "I'm a terrible teammate"

Scott: "As long as you don't betray us"

Etho: "I mean I've been betraying pretty much everybody this... (reconsiders) but I'll do my best"

And then shortly afterwards

Etho: "Let's keep this on the down low a little bit as well, because... mhm mhm, let's pretend like it doesn't even exist"

He clearly isn't ready to commit to the team, so I'm curious to see what'll happen when more people start dying. Will he pick a hill to die on, or will he cling to whoever has the best shot at winning?

Either way, at the moment, the 4Gs seem like yet another alliance of convenience and not a serious commitment. He's okay with selling his loyalty for 'more options'.

[ethowo-indeed]

etho was once again quite active in the chat of bdubs' latest stream, being the nr1 bdubs fan that he is, and i once again felt the need to compile as many chat messages that i could spot from him, being the ethogirl that i am.

context: etho finding out that bdubs gave away speedy supreme

context: etho being a scar apologist i guess. (in reality doc was flying over bdubs' base with a flying machine, holding a live-shulker. & doc was panicing about bdubs flying too close to the machine/shulker)

context: etho plugging his favourite piece of bdubs merch! go get yourself a pink hoodie that was specifically made for etho <3

context: etho's comeback to bdubs saying he's a horse whisperer, while he also just mentioned the mod he uses to see a horse's speed + that there was a vanilla way to measure the speed of a horse, used by etho, if u were willing to take the time to ride each horse through a million cobwebs.

context: horse rated trash/14 speed by etho xD

context: according to etho, bdubs' height is fake and does not exist. (i don't know how that would work, but etho is never wrong so)

context: bdubs put on the pink hoodie, which was a very exciting moment for etho.

context: bdubs saying that... he was tall where it mattered? in his heart? which resulted in this comeback from etho. (etho is referencing an old vlog bdubs did where he talked about putting lifts in his shoes)

context: bdubs said that part of the reason for the lifts was so that he wouldn't look small next to his wife when she wore high heels. etho did not relent.

context: hermits were telling jokes in the hermitcraft chat and etho wanted to participate.

BONUS:

context: bdubs' mods on their way to "take etho out back" as was requested by bdubs after the height jokes.

[boxesblr]

The hill I will die on is that LastLife!Etho (and Etho more generally) worries so much about rules and that's the reason some people think that he comes across as 'uncaring', especially when it comes to giving Bdubs his life. In episode 5, he tells Cleo he can't just give her the brewing stand - he can't just give things to red lifes, it has to be a deal. He is happy to make the deal for Bdubs to sign Scar's book to get him a life, and then executes the boogey kill (arguing that he didn't break any contract), and Then signs Scar's book himself. He goes on to argue that 'The Boogeyman took the enchanter' but when Scar counters that Etho was cured upon the kill so that's untrue, Etho backs down. He talks about rules and technicalities and he loves to play the game but he wants to find loopholes, not break rules.

That's why he hesitates to give Bdubs his life later on. All alliances with reds are cut, so he can't give anything to Bdubs without something in return. And yes he's a survivor yes he bends to the whims of others but he does care. He was the one out there working to get Bdubs back on yellow, and he was willing to make enemies to do it if he had to. He never fully trusts Bdubs and he vocalises that after he sees BigB kill Cleo ("it's always the ones you least expect") but he does care. He does.

[yb-cringe]

oughh dude. im not even in the life series community anymore but for so long it pissed me off bc i swear id get in the tags and see the most no nuance thoughtless takes ever

any critique would be seen as suppressing someones creativity despite it being clear that the idea is FINE its just that youre literally recreating stereotypes i havent heard since i was in high school in locker rooms and maybe you should think about what youre saying for a bit longer and then it never happens and i go stand at a wall and scream and scream and scream and scream

[when-are-you-coming-back-steve]

I think we as a society are not paying enough attention to Grian's obsession with Bdubs' building skills this season. If Bdubs complimented grian on detailing I think Grian would explode into party confetti

[askbdubsblog]

i need to think do i be silly or do i be a little bitch with this one cause bdubs is a little bitch

[astronomodome]

little sketch of my bdubs design because i wanted to show that he had a bow in the back of his moss cloak but i gave him a sun staff just for lols and. well. it looks cool

[scarrrrred-for-life]

Scar and bdubs were literally siblings whose relationship is strained bc theyre closer to different divorced parents

[imflyingfish]

hhhhhrrrrngggggggg

[fruitwanderer]

It's certainly a time to be a skizz fan on tumblr at this moment. Certainly a time

For a split second I got terrified that Skizz was on Tumblr and idk why??

Anyways yeah, yeah, silly lil guy everywhere and I'm looking forward to the cupid designs cus honestly Skizz deserves to look cute and wear pink every once in a while vwv

[hybbat]

Sometimes I'm tempted to draw Impulse as a tiny twink just to spite all the posts shaming and being awful to people for not drawing characters, who are canonically made of six cubes, how they want them to.

[salemoleander]

Why is Bdubs' example for things you wouldn't want to search off VPN My Little Pony 😐

[kanda-franca]

joel embodies the song “how bad can i be”, i can count on one hand the number of times he WASNT the villain of the server with some to spare. the chaotic evil energy he brings to the other half of the servers is unmatched. he is noted for his murderous tendencies towards any living thing (in minecraft the video game)

joel even before skin change was anthropomorphised in fan art to be a white boy. and when he did change his skin, fanartists have only increased the output of sexy joel fanart.

as this is the mcyt of sexyman, i have to bring up their building skills. i can concede to bdubs’ prowess in building and perfect prettystone.

however, joel’s methodology in building is peak sexyman. have we forgotten disco inferno? the many temples dedicated for him (as god or follower)? the mezalean matral palace? he builds with no care, he simply does. he shadows people in their own bases because of his builds. is that not sexyman material?

it is getting late but i will continue this list

ROUND FOUR:

BDOUBLEO100 (7)

nominated from 3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Hermitcraft, Empires, Mindcrack, Foolcraft, Create Mod, MCC

vs

JOEL SMALLISHBEANS (10)

nominated from Empires, 100 hours hardcore, Last Life, Shrek, Double Life, 3rd Life, X Life