#he is. so dumb. and hot. and evil.
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embrace-your-illithid · 9 months ago
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Empy you CAN'T just keep ceremorphing the witnesses
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happypeachsludgeflower · 1 year ago
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I don’t always make Feng Xin suffer, but when I do? God do I make that man suffer. He’s just my little meow meow and I want to see him cry 🥸
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lord-squiggletits · 2 years ago
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The hard thing about liking Getaway as a character is that people are like "why are you mad people hate him, he's literally evil in the text" and it's like. Yeah I get that and I ENJOYED the way he was shown in MTMTE, the problem is that in LL his character got hit with villain degradation/idiot ball and so my beef with his portrayal is that I think it's shitty and underwhelming writing.
But like, it's really hard to debate about that because canon is the basis of the entire analysis, and if your contention of canon is basically "he would not fucking say/do that" then that means a near-complete rejection of canon in favor of headcanon and you can't really "debate" personal opinions in that way.
Anyways, LL Getaway sucked and the most charitable interpretation one could have of how he was written is that he was a victim of JRO needing to wrap up a billion plotlines at once and getting shafted because the mutiny plotline had to resolve really fast. Which is a flaw of LL and a bunch of its characters/plots in general, not me being an "apologist."
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danvssomethingorother · 2 years ago
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Maybe it’s because I’m the number one Leon stan over here but I don’t consider Leon even slightly misogynistic in the OG 4?
The evidence I always see is the one line where he watches ada shoot off and he goes “women” sarcastically to himself.
The entire game is full of stupid lines like that. I know I usually go for Leon is more then a one liner machine but he’s a doll that has hundreds of pre recorded one liners when you pull the string and he just sprouts in the OG 4 and 2. I mean he literally has something to say about everything in action movie hero one liner form. Did he write his material before coming here? He never flounders once when coming up with a line, it’s so fucking cheesy and I love it. This game is so fucking dumb, even I wonder why I love it so much sometimes.
I love him so much and I will argue he has depth and 4 is more then the camp but I would have to be pretty dense to think all the dialogue is Shakespearean.
He never says anything out of line to Ashley or even acts like she’s less capable even though she’s a civilian and he’s a trained one man army. He never acts like ada is anything less then capable and the only time he flirts with the female characters is Hunnigan at the end but even then it’s tongue and cheek and it’s clear it was more of a joke to ease tension then legit coming on to her.
I consume media with way more overtly sexist characters, I’ve seen way more characters accidentally become sexist even though they are supposed to be feminists. I spend my time watching bad horror flicks, I know what a sexist dude is in media and I just don’t think Leon has it in him. He doesn’t even objectify the women around him. He just talks to everyone like that. He has plenty of weird homoerotic dialogue too. He’s just like that.
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silver-horse · 2 years ago
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during early access I was already full on MustPROTECC Astarion at all cost. I didn't think I could give even more fucks about this character but here we are...
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monichailatte · 6 months ago
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ARGH so bored the crush is coming back
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lost-pen-name · 1 year ago
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I KNOW HE’S SUCH A JERK BUT I WANT HIM
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tom Ryder ⤷ The Fall Guy | dir. David Leitch
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yapdad · 9 days ago
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(trueform) sukuna, the amalgamation of all things sharp and evil, is... a virgin?
you laugh when he tells you. he ponders the merits of spanking you for making a fool of his abstinence.
'don't mock me' he had pouted like a kicked puppy, eyebrows knit together in a faux fury that just makes him look dumb, because anger on ryomen sukuna is only natural in every direction but yours.
you have that asshole wrapped around your finger.
well, you did. until you laughed at him for being a virgin, and he decided his many years of celibacy were ideal to be broken by someone with your gall.
know you're wrapped around his fingers. literally, knuckles deep while he plunges them in and out and in and out of your pussy on a grating loop that has your vision gated by stars and tears after only a few minutes.
he's fucking good for a virgin. you wonder if he's better with his cock than he is with his fingers—whether he's fucked his fist late at night to the thought of doing things like this to you. how depraved he's let his mind become. if his fantasies would frighten you or not.
"i didn't mean to laugh," you try pleading after your first orgasm on his fingers. "i wasn't laughing at you, it's just hard to believe. don't you have concubines?"
"i'm not a philanderer," he grunts, curling his thick fingers inside of you.
"do you even—fuck, ryomen—do you even know what a philanderer is?"
"a whore," he bites. "i saw no point in engaging in such... carnal affairs. i don't like playing with my food."
well that's a lie. you roll your eyes, half in defiance and half because you think sukuna might be rewiring your brain matter with this kind of pleasure. so much so that you start to say stupid things without thinking of the consequences in doing so.
"so it's not because your cock is small?"
and he stops. you're thankful for the break, though you tighten around his fingers in some sort of biological protest to the lack of stimulation. sukuna, all hot and heady, takes your face in his one of his free hands and squeezes your cheeks together, bulging your lips.
"my cocks are adequate in size."
"cocks?" you're speech is muffled by sukuna's grip on your face. "like, more than one?" you squint your eyes at him "do you have multiple cocks, sukuna?"
indeed he does.
after another orgasm on his fingers, and then one on his tongue (which left both you and him in a mess of spit and sweet release) he finally disrobed and let you bask in the frightening sight of his two cocks, stacked one on top of the other, both hard and veiny and leaking at the tips with a copious amount of pre.
he's huge. in both cases. you suppose you should have signed something before laying down for the man, right? still, a curling need eats at your lower stomach: to have him like this when no one else has.
"are... will..." you clear your throat. "so, uh. they're both going inside of me?"
sukuna doesn't speak at first, probably because he's growing impossibly harder at the look of fear on your face. he lays you back and situates you beneath him, his rough hands oddly gentle for what's most likely the last kind thing he'll do to you tonight.
"no," he says. "next time. i want to... see something."
see something? sukuna steps between your parted legs and looks lustfully at the mess he's left of you. you're somewhat ashamed for becoming such a sight after teasing him like you did, but the hunger in his eyes are enough of a balm to shift your shame into... fear? want? a deep-rooted masochism?
kuna strokes one of his cocks, the one on the underside, a few times before lining it up with your entrance. resigned to your fate, you close your eyes and take a long breath in and then letting the air empty from your lungs in preparation for the stretch.
but it doesn't come.
you open one eye to find sukuna staring back at you. two of his hands hold your thighs apart in a force that is sure to leave bruises, the third holds his cock steady against your pulsing hole... but the fourth just hangs.
that is, until he snakes it up your torso, nice and slow, and then trails it down the length of your arm to lace his fingers with yours. a hand to hold through his first time.
"tell anyone and i end your bloodline," he says. you smile, and he growls and presses forward, taking the plunge and entering your tight warmth, leaving his virginity at the door.
as he pushes himself further and further in, his second cock rests on your stomach, leaking pre-cum all over your pretty skin. once he's bottomed out, which is a feat that takes a whole lot of squirming and clenched teeth on your end, he stills inside of you.
his eyes are glued to where his second cock lays on your tummy. it's an indicator of just how deep inside of you he is. how much of your body he's claimed as his own in that searing but all-too pleasurable stretch of his mean size. he squeezes your hand tight.
you're already teary-eyed, revelling in the almost hedonistic way your pussy tries to suck him in even further. you're sure that any deeper would be a health risk, but you've never felt this good before. this full.
and still, sukuna just stares down at his cock laying on your belly. he's so deep, sheathed inside of you in the most intimate display of connection besides... cannibalism? his mind races, his mouth goes dry, and with an almost pathetic moan from deep in his chest, ryomen sukuna cums both inside of you and all over your stomach at the same time.
without even a full thrust inside of you.
you gasp, the sheer amount of cum flooding into you at once is overwhelming. "did you just—"
"no."
you lift your head to look at the release painting your stomach: so much so that it's covering your tits too. "you just came in one stroke."
"shut the fuck up."
"you really are a virgin, still holding my hand, too."
sukuna growls at that, lowers his body against yours just to show off his crushing weight. a bite to your earlobe is soon followed by a few harsh words in your ear.
"do you want to be ripped in half by my cocks? shut your fucking mouth or i'll gladly—"
"yes. please, yes. yeah. let's do it."
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disturb7a · 1 month ago
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“i haven’t been kissed in six months.” you mutter, flopping dramatically onto gojo’s couch and fake a cry. your best friend, satoru gojo blinks at you from his spot on the opposite end of the couch, his long legs kicked up on the coffee table, one hand holding a half-eaten bag of chips, the other flipping through tv channels.
“that’s a tragedy,” he says, grinning. “a crime, even. someone could to go to jail for that.”
“yeah, well, welcome to my dating life. one tragic disappointment after another.” you sigh. it’s not like your always searching for a relationship, but god, 6 months!???
he tilts his head, that pretty face of his breaking into something evil and borderline mischievous. “maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places.” you roll your eyes and look at him through the corner of your eye. he chuckes. “satoru, don’t start. i already know what you’re gonna say.”
he raises a brow and places his hands on his chest, mock offended. “me? i’m innocent. i haven’t said a thing.” you snort out a laugh,“you’re practically thinking it. no, i’m not downloading tinder again. i’d rather die.”
satoru chuckles, that low, deep and amused sound that always makes your stomach flutter just a little, though you never admit that part. he’s been your best friend since you guys were five. he knows every dumb story, every secret, every time you’ve cried over someone who didn’t deserve it.
and still, he looks at you like you hung the moon. “okay, so no tinder,” he says. “no bad dick. no make out sessions. what do you want then?” you bury your face into a throw pillow and mumble, “i don’t know. something. someone.” he turns his face, his piercing blue eyes analyzing your face and he hums, soft and lazy. “you know,” he says slowly, “we could just kiss.”
you freeze. “satoru.”
“what?” he says, all innocence, as if he’s not offering to casually kiss you like it’s just another thursday evening. “who says we can’t kiss as friends?”
you sit up, staring at him like he’s grown a second head. “uh, society? normal social boundaries?” he shrugs. “never cared much for those. you bite your lip. “you’re not serious.” his grin widens, lazy and dangerous. “deadly. come on, you’re hot, i’m hot. we’re both suffering. it’s just a kiss. for science.”
“for science?”
he nods, all playful charm. “yeah. a friendly experiment. no feelings. no expectations. just you and me. and our mouths.” you try to glare at him, but your lips are twitching. “this is the dumbest idea ever.”
“so that’s a yes?”
you hesitate, your heart’s pounding. it’s just a kiss, you tell yourself. it’s just gojo. you’ve known him forever. he’s always been touchy, flirty, a menace with a heart of gold. he’s held your hand when you were scared, carried you on his back when you twisted your ankle in college, made you laugh when you thought you’d never smile again. maybe… maybe it wouldn’t be the worst thing. you sigh, eyes fluttering shut for a moment before you glance back at him. “fine. one kiss. one.” his smile turns devilish. “scout’s honor.”
he shifts closer, your heart beats in anticipation, and suddenly he’s right there, in your space. his knees brush yours, his fingers reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear.
“you sure?” he murmurs, and there’s a flicker of something softer in his voice, something that doesn’t feel quite so casual anymore. you nod, “yeah. i’m sure.”
his hand cups your cheek, thumb grazing your jaw, and then he leans in, slow and deliberate, like he’s giving you time to change your mind, but you don’t, you meet him halfway.
his lips are warm, soft, and good and feel way better than they should be. he kisses you like he’s been waiting for this, like he knows your mouth, like he wants to know more. it’s not a hesitant kiss. it’s deep, teasing, with just a little edge of cockiness that makes your toes curl and your stomach churn. his other hand slides around your waist, pulling you closer, and suddenly you’re not even thinking. your hands are in his hair, tugging a little, and he groans into your mouth, low and hungry. you gasp at the sound, and he takes the opportunity to slip his tongue past your lips.
your body reacts before your brain does. you’re flush against him, heart racing, hands trembling slightly as the kiss deepens. you pull back eventually, both of you a little breathless, your lips tingling, your skin hot. “…jesus,” you whisper.
gojo’s staring at you, eyes half-lidded and glowing with something unreadable. then he smirks. “see?” he murmurs, brushing his thumb over your bottom lip. “doesn’t hurt to kiss your friends”
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heyyyyy 🥸🥸 a bitch is back hehehehe, i love bestfriend!gojo he’s so hot 🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️
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hanasnx · 7 months ago
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“ SHE JUST WENT TO HEAVEN AND BACK ” — clark kent.
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MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ WARNINGS: fem reader ノ established relationship ノ sexual content: riding dick ノ playing dumb for a boy ノ some light humping ノ reader has kinda long hair ノ size difference.
you’re so desperate for clueless CLARK KENT’s attention that you play dumb and get him to mansplain his video game to you while you sit in his lap. he’s been busy lately and to get him to take the hint you wear one of your shortest skirts, invite yourself into the best seat in the house, and ask, “what’s this?” gesturing to his lit tv screen.
he explains it all, some boring lore he’s really into and the controls and the tricky part he’s stuck on right now.. and you resist the urge to roll your eyes at him. his pretty girl is sitting in his lap and he’s not even paying it any mind. but clark is paying it mind. he’s rambling bcos he’s nervous, and if you’d turn your head you’d see the pink dusting his cheeks. he can feel your bare thighs through his denim, and your floral shampoo fills his nose… he trails off mid sentence when he focuses too hard on the growing interest in his pants.
“i wanna play.” you say when you’ve had enough of his aimless babble, and without thinking it through, clark places the controller snugly in your palms, while his larger hands overlay yours.
“alright, so this button…” his thumb atop yours presses down in a click, and you see the avatar swipe air with his sword because of it. “is your attack move… and this—“ you’re not paying any attention to what he’s teaching you. instead, your brain conjures up evil memories of everything you’ve been missing. your eyes wander to the corner of his bed he’s sitting on, and you wish he’d fold you over on it like before. wrestle you down and pin you so he could flip your little skirt up and get to work. you’re tuning out his words while he’s playing the game over your hands which dampen with sweat, suddenly hot and bothered at the thought of him fucking you in this position… if only he were brave enough to unbuckle his pants.
your lips press together, your heart rate quickens, and clark’s ears perk up. thump thump… thump thump… thump thump…
he inhales sharply, right as the sting of what it feels like to be filled by him shoots up your core like lightning. you jump in place a little at the cruel trick your mind is playing on you, and the friction of your ass bumping against his halfie makes it twitch as it chubs up. the avatar’s HP lowers little by little as its enemies overwhelm it, but neither of you move.
“why didn’t you say anything?” clark’s breathless words come out husky and sultry as he chuffs them out of his teeth, lifting you up and down by your hips like you’re nothing more than a weight at the gym. your hands lay atop his, twisting your face as that cock buries itself right where you needed it, bullying that spongy spot in you sore from neglect. “i’ve been thinking about you, too…” he fills the silence, paired with the wet sounds of an eager pussy swallowing him up. he yanks you back, and you land on his chest still clothed, your hair bunches up on his shoulder while his lips find your ear. your hips now married with his, he rolls yours, screwing his dick into you like he’s rediscovering all your nooks n crannies.
one arm rounds you to secure you against him in a warm embrace, seeking out your clit between your spread legs, toying with it like taffy and it makes you whine.
“you didn’t have to act like you cared about my game,” he’s taunting you, right in your ear, ending it with a gentle nip of his teeth to your shell. the point of his canine sends a shock through you, and your legs straighten involuntarily. he keeps you where he wants you with overpowering strength, you can’t raise yourself when he’s got you in a vice. his thumb and index feel cruel against your bud, as if chastising you for trying to trick him.
“well, it worked, didn’t it?” you exhale, leisurely squirming against him desperate for some movement. there’s pride in your voice.
“this skirt worked.” he corrects. the skirt now bunched up around your waist about the same time he’d pushed his denim out of the way so he could free his cock and give you a new seat. “could hear your heartbeat, you were so obvious… c’mere.” he grants your wish for more, pushing you forward so he could gather your arms behind you. bent, your feet barely toe the ground while he uses your wrists to leverage you, tugging you back while he bounces you up with the force of his hips.
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snekdood · 1 year ago
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everyone wants a sexy nb elf guy but no one wants the responsibility of dealing with his haters or emotional struggles
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my-castles-crumbling · 28 days ago
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potions - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 380
“Never have I ever…” Sirius trailed off, screwing his face up in concentration and mouthing at the lip of his bottle for a moment before lighting up with an idea. Shooting James an evil grin, he said, “Never have I ever played dumb to get someone’s attention!”
Feeling the heat form on his face, James avoided one particular person’s eyes and instead looked around the room to see who drank. Thankfully, it seemed he wasn’t the only one who became a little senseless around his crush, as both Marlene and Dorcas drank, grinning at each other, while Peter unabashedly took a swig from his own drink. When he thought it was safe, James drank, only to be called out immediately.
“Potter! When did you play dumb?” Regulus demanded, making James’s stomach sink.
Sirius, who looked thoroughly entertained, beamed. “Yeah, Potter. When did you play dumb?”
“Erm.” Was it hot in here? “Well. You know when we first started talking, and I asked for help in Potions?” he mumbled to Regulus, trying to move his lips as little as possible so as to not allow anyone else to hear.
“Yes,” the Slytherin murmured, eyes narrowed.
“I…didn’t need help. I already knew how to brew that potion. I just wanted to see you,” he confessed, bracing himself for Regulus’s ire.
But before Regulus, who was now pink-faced and looked rather flustered, could say a word, Barty Crouch burst out laughing. “Don’t worry, Potter. Reg took his time teaching you so he’d get to see you more often, too!”
Instantly, Regulus turned on his best friend. “As if you don’t act like a complete idiot around Evan sometimes,” he snarled. “Oh, Rosie,” he mimicked. “I seem to have forgotten how to take off my clothes. Can you help?”
The whole group burst out laughing, and Barty shut up and drank.
“And you, Sirius. Interesting question, seeing as you always seem to accidentally trip and fall right into Remus’s arms,” Regulus continued, turning to his brother, who began to sputter defensively. “And you–”
But even as Regulus picked each person apart bit-by-bit, resulting in laughter, kissing, and utter chaos, James just looked on fondly. Because it seemed by the Slytherin’s slight smile, he was happy that James had wanted him, even from the beginning.
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sweetcalebb · 1 day ago
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would you be open to writing caleb putting you in a headlock? Maybe you ask him to do it and he gets really into it 🫠🫠🫠
Headlock sex ! ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊
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a/n: hii!! i can't tell you how excited to see this ask. i've thought abt caleb putting the reader in a headlock smm. thank u sm for this! i hope this was okay, and if it wasn't pls feel free to DM me, comment, or send another ask. i'm always happy to write more <3
content: prone sex, rough sex, light choking, bit of dry humping <3, cream pie, headlock (ofc!), power play, horny gym tension, biceps appreciation, reader likes to get all flustered around caleb like they aren't literally dating
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You should've been counting Caleb's reps. You were—until you started staring a little too hard at his biceps. Suddenly, you forgot how to count, or think, or even breathe.
"Hey, what am I at, Pips?" Caleb grunted.
Shoot.
You just stood there, dumb, open-mouthed, and said, "Um... 10?"
He wasn't even training biceps. How the hell did they look so good when he was doing push-ups? It wasn't fair.
Caleb laughed, slowly sitting on his heels. "10? I could've sworn I hit 10 a few pushups ago."
Your face flushed. "I think you're counting wrong."
"And I think you're just ogling me," Caleb shot back, standing up and stalking over to you—sweat clinging to his forehead, muscles taut and glistening—
God. He was going to be the death of you.
"It's cute." He leaned in close, lips curled in a smug smile. "Can't count when you're horny, huh?"
You clenched around nothing.
"I'm not!" you scoffed, taking a step back, even when every cell in your body was screaming at you to pounce on him.
"Then why are you blushing?" Caleb teased, playfully poking your cheek before you could pull away. "I was just joking, but does watching me do pushups actually turn you on?"
You squirmed back, the tips of your ears burning.
"No!"
Caleb grinned. "Liar."
Heat dripped low in your stomach. Shit. Why was it so hot when he called you out like that?
"So, what about me doing pushups turns you on?" He squinted his eyes and cocked his head—all feigned innocence and charm. "Is it the way I grunt? Or the way I look when I'm focused? Or is it my muscles?"
Evil bastard. He knew what he was doing.
"C'mon. I gotta know," he coaxed.
"Nothing!" you finally huffed. "Nothing about you doing pushups turns me on!"
Everything.
Everything about him doing pushups turned you on. Especially his arms. But you didn't want to admit that, so without another word, you spun around and started heading for the exit.
Caleb laughed, watching the cute sway of your hips as you stormed off. "Hey! C'mon! We have to finish on cardio!"
But you were already outside.
Now, you sat, curled up in your bed, staring at pictures of Caleb—specifically the ones he sent after a grueling workout. Yes, you had a whole album of him, and he was always all sweaty and pumped... really pumped.
You took a shaky breath. God, his arms looked so good.
And Caleb? He was probably in your living room, minding his business all smug because he knew the things he did to you.
He was visiting for a bit, which was why you'd been working out together in the first place. You thought it would be a cute hangout, not—whatever that turned into.
You groaned, tossing your phone to the side.
You couldn't do this anymore.
You kicked your legs over your bed and slipped out of your room. Sure enough, there Caleb was—on the living room floor, completely relaxed, fussing with one of his model airplanes like he wasn’t the reason your brain had short-circuited.
He shot you a quick glance and smiled before turning back to his plane.
"Hey, Pips," Caleb murmured, brows furrowing as he chipped a piece of his model off. "You okay?" He took a double-take, a hint of smugness in his voice. "You look.. flushed."
You stood there for a second, your body burning and your mind swimming with all the dirty things you wanted Caleb to do to you. Especially now, with how nice his hands looked messing with his plane.
And he could see it. He didn't have to ask or look at you too long, he just knew.
Because that was Caleb.
"What're you thinking?" He quipped, tilting his head.
You shifted awkwardly, your legs squeezing together.
You took a small inhale, then carefully said, "I want to try something."
Caleb smiled, the model airplane in his lap forgotten the minute you uttered those words.
"Oh, yeah? What's this 'something' you wanna try?"
You glanced down, fidgeting with your shirt and shifting your the wooden floor.
Caleb grinned. You were impossibly cute when you were nervous—cheeks red and lip sore from how much you'd bitten it in thought.
Slowly, he stood and stepped over to you.
"You know I'll try anything you want, Pips," Caleb said, stopping in front of you and grinning that stupid grin that made your heart flutter. "C'mon. Have I ever judged you?" he coaxed.
"No," you murmured.
"Right. So, tell me."
"I..." Your eyes darted down to his arms. God. They looked nice. So nice, that for a split—horrifyingly horny—second, you wondered what they'd feel like wrapped around your neck.
Your whole body burned at the thought.
Then quietly—unbidden—the words, "I want you to put me in a headlock," came out.
Caleb laughed.
You must've been joking.
But when he looked at you—really looked at you—you weren't laughing or smiling. No, you were straight-faced, eyes hardened and jaw tensed.
Oh.
You were serious.
"What?" Caleb breathed.
You let out a stuttered breath. And as if this couldn't get any more embarrassing, you muttered, "During... it."
Caleb blinked. "During it?"
For a second, he just stared. His brain couldn't catch up. Had you seriously just asked him to... put you in a headlock during sex?
He let out a humorless laugh. "I—Pips, are you being serious?"
You paused, your heart thudding so loud you were almost certain he heard it. You knew this was a mistake. You should’ve kept your mouth shut.
"No. Never mind, I was just—I was joking."
You didn't care how lame that sounded, you just needed to get out of there before he saw the furious blush that crept up your cheeks and burned your ears.
But you weren't fast enough.
Before you could even turn around, Caleb's hand was around your wrist.
"Hey—don't do that." He tugged you back, forcing you against his chest. "If that's what you want, I'll give it to you."
Your breath quickened.
"Is that what you want?"
It took you a moment to learn how to breathe again before finally managing a quiet, "Yes."
At that, Caleb smiled—a big, crooked, and way too smug smile. Then, without warning, he bent down slightly and hauled you over his shoulder.
You yelped, clinging to his back. "Hey! What are you doing?"
"What do you think?" Caleb huffed. "I'm giving you what you want."
You wanted to argue. Pretend it really was a joke, but every nerve in your body lit up the second he said he’d give you exactly what you wanted.
He nudged your door open with his foot and stalked over to your bed before dropping you on the mattress and turning you over on your stomach. You gasped, your hands clinging to your sheets in anticipation.
Caleb crawled over you, wasting no time as he pressed open-mouthed kisses along your jaw. "You've been thinking about this all day, haven't you?"
You squirmed, lips parting on a silent sigh of relief when you felt him against your ass. He ground against you once, then stopped before pinning you down when he felt you lift your hips to meet his.
"C'mon. Talk to me, Pips. I wanna hear you."
You groaned, dipping your head against the mattress. Of course. You should've known better than to think Caleb wasn't going to make the most out of every second.
"Yes," you breathed, struggling against his grip. "I've been thinking about this all day."
Caleb gave a groan of approval, rolling his hips again like he couldn't help it. "You should've told me sooner."
He dragged his lips lower, tracing them along your shoulders, the heat of his mouth seeping through the fabric of your shirt.
"You know I'd give you anything, right?"
"Not soon enough," you complained, your words earning a soft chuckle.
"But I'm going to." Slowly, he brought one hand around your throat—firm, but not too tight—and tilted your head to the side, "Aren't I?"
Heat pooled in your stomach.
It felt like a preview. A filthy, mind-numbing preview. If you were already losing it over this, you could only imagine what actually having his arm around your neck would do to you.
Instinctively, you pushed back against him again.
"Yes."
Caleb grinned, pressing a searing kiss to the crook of your neck. You barely had time to enjoy his hand around your neck before he was pulling away again, the bed creaking under his weight.
You couldn't help the small whine that tore from your throat. "Caleb—"
"I'm still here," he cut in, soothing his hands down your sides and stopping at your hips. "But it's kinda hard to give you what you want if this," he snuck his finger into the waistband of your pajama pants and gave a teasing tug, "is still in the way."
Caleb pulled them down just a fraction. "So, are you gonna let me take these off?"
You had to bite back another whine. "Stop teasing me."
Caleb laughed, slowly peeling your pants and panties down your legs. "You're cute when you get impatient."
"Caleb.. I'm serious," you huffed, trying your best not to break down and beg him to take you.
"Alright, alright."
You heard the sound of fabric shifting, then you felt him against your back again, warm, naked, and hard. You let out a shuddered breath, your muscles tightening with anticipation.
"Ready?" he murmured.
You nodded, then carefully, Caleb pushed in, a quiet groan slipping past his lips. Your back arched, the pressure in your stomach curling tight as he sank in inch after tantalizing inch.
You were soaked.
"H-hah... So, my arms really turn you on, huh?" he murmured, shifting his hips to fully settle against your back.
"Y-yes."
Caleb inhaled sharply, carefully slipping his arms around you in headlock. A light—very light—headlock.
You nearly lost it right then and there. You didn't know just how good this would feel until he was finally doing it. You shoved your hips back, the movement making Caleb huff.
"You're so... eager."
"Caleb. Please."
He gave a breathless laugh. "You remember your safe word?"
You nodded.
"You sure?"
You nodded again, more desperately.
"Yes," you bit out. "Please, Caleb, just move."
Finally, he pulled out, then pushed back in. Slow and deliberate. It was dizzying. He started a steady rhythm, your mess already spilling down your thighs and coating his cock.
You fisted one hand in the sheets and clung to his arm with the other.
Caleb grunted into your ear, brows furrowing with concentration. He gave you a brutal thrust, the movement pulling an airy moan from your lungs.
It felt too good. Too… right. His arm around your neck, your moans catching from the pressure there—it was everything.
Caleb groaned, dropping his forehead against your head, snapping his hips harder. He didn't mean to get so rough. This was supposed to he about you. But having you like this was so much better than he expected.
Every time he squeezed his arms around your neck, your walls gripped him tighter.
Everything about you was just so overwhelming.
Caleb gasped. "Fuck, Pips—I really—I'm—"
And you? You were too wrapped up in the bliss to notice how much Caleb was really losing it. You couldn't even form coherent words. You were just a mess of sounds and strangled pleas.
Caleb was going feral now—groans spilling past his lips, his hips meeting your ass with an obscene slap, his arms reflexively tightening around you.
"Tap—ugnn..—tap out if you... Fuck!"
He didn't even finish his sentence. Just buried his face in your hair and continued to pound into you.
You gave a teary moan, your nails digging into his arm.
"W-what?" Caleb breathed, easing his grip slightly. "Too—too rough?"
You furiously shook your head and tried pulling his arm firmer around your neck. "Not rough enough," you rasped.
That broke him.
Caleb let out a feral groan before gripping you tight and slamming into you so hard you were sure you'd feel it tomorrow.
"How's that?" he husked, tightening his arms around you and pounding into you with the same force. "Better?" It was meant to come out as a coo, but it ended up caught between a moan and a grunt.
"B-better!" you gasped out.
You two were lost in the bliss. Both feral and desperate. Animalistic. Until Caleb's pace faltered slightly. He huffed, the sound low and frustrated. "Some—something's... not right."
You whimpered. "Please don't stop."
Caleb gave a shake of his head and drew back, arms leaving your neck.
You nearly cried. You missed him. He hadn't even been gone for a second but you already missed the pressure on your back, on your neck.
Before you could ask what he was doing, he was hastily tugging your shirt up and tossing it to the floor. His own shirt joined in next to yours and then he was moving.
"Caleb, what—?"
You immediately shut up when you felt him again, warmer this time.
He molded himself to your body and snuck his arms around your neck again. "That's better." Slowly, he pushed in again with a slick slide.
Caleb groaned, shaking as he gave another slow push. He was trying to ease you back into a steady rhythm, but it wasn't enough. Without thinking, you slammed your hips back.
"Harder," you breathed.
Caleb didn't hesitate. He snapped into you. Deep and hard.
"Fuck. Yeah, that's it. Sorry, Pips," he breathed, quickly finding his rhythm again. "I had to feel you completely."
You could only moan, your hand coming around his arm to ground yourself again.
He was messy, but not sloppy. The slick sound of your bodies filled the space and made the room stuffy. But neither of you had any thoughts of stopping.
Caleb wasn't sure he ever would stop.
Not with you like this—pliant and sweaty and moaning so sweetly his dick twitched every time he heard you breathe.
"You love this, don't you?"
You didn't respond. You couldn't.
But you didn't need to.
Caleb pressed his face into the side of your head and let out a stuttered groan. You were getting close. He could feel it in the little flutter you gave every time he slid against that perfect spot inside you.
"You're close, huh?"
You squirmed, clenching around him tighter. "Y-yes!"
"Yeah? What do you need?" he rasped, willing himself not to spill himself right there. "This?" He squeezed your neck tighter, the pressure making your vision blur.
You gave him one last whimper before you were falling apart, your whole body tensing. Caleb gritted his teeth, trying his best to work you through it, but he fell apart the minute you did.
He rolled his hips lazily, his arms loosening around you. Sweat clung to your tangled bodies, your cheeks stained red from the intensity of it all.
Caleb sighed, dropping his head against your shoulder. "You okay?" he panted out, kissing your skin. "I didn't... didn't mean to squeeze so hard."
"Mm-nn. You were perfect."
Caleb breathed out a quiet laugh. "You think so?"
"Know so," you murmured.
His chest swelled at that. He gave you one last kiss before finally pulling out with a hiss. His mess slowly spilled down your legs and onto the mattress.
Caleb stared in awe, soothing his hands up your back, then down again to rest on the swell of your ass.
"Next time you want something, don't hesitate to tell me." He leaned back down, his breath fanning over your temple. "Don't stew in your bedroom, trying to think of how to ask for it, just do it."
You smiled. "Any—" you took a small breath, "—anything?"
Caleb nodded. "Anything. Everything."
Your cheeks warmed. "I love you, Caleb."
"I love you."
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rosierin · 3 months ago
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Four roommates. One apartment. Too many feelings.
The Off-Season Quartet is a series in which Atsumu, Osamu, Suna, and (y/n) grow up, mess up, love each other loudly (and badly), and turn a small apartment into a home.
tags;
— atsumu x (y/n) | suna x (y/n) | osamu & (y/n) | slice-of-life | college au | found family | roommates | coming of age | love triangle | domestic fluff | post-time skip | atsumu is down bad | suna is (y/n)'s childhood best friend | osamu acts like (y/n)'s big brother | attempt at humour | canon adjacent | late nights conversations | sometimes light angst | mutual pining | slow burn | unresolved sexual tension | suggestive/mature content | unrequited feelings | eventual heartbreak | hurt/comfort | tea is a love language | so is bickering | childhood friends | sibling rivalry
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core dynamics;
— osamu & (y/n)
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— atsumu x (y/n)
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— suna x (y/n)
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masterlist;
there’s no fixed timeline for this series—some fics take place during university, others post-grad when the boys have already gone pro. There is no particular order!! For more info on this, please check this post :)
blondes aren’t your type, huh?
⇨ osamu & suna tease atsumu about his blatant crush
midnight snack run
⇨ a late-night snack run turns into a light-hearted chat about their love lives
cuddles in the kitchen
⇨ (y/n) has been feeling off all day and her friends spend the evening trying to cheer her up
detour to nowhere
⇨ a road trip, a wrong turn, and a secret lagoon
a hair toning intervention
⇨ osamu comes home with brown hair, atsumu feels personally attacked and immediately demands a hair transformation of his own
a place to fall apart
⇨ osamu gets his heart broken and (y/n) comforts him through the night
some things never change
⇨ atsumu decides to watch a horror movie. (y/n) is too scared to sleep and asks suna if she can sleep in his room
yer doin’ just fine
⇨ 2am chat with atsumu in the kitchen. (y/n) wonders if she’s chosen the right path in life, and atsumu shares some rare words of wisdom
smack me like you’d spike a volleyball
⇨ what the title says. (y/n) takes an expression a bit too literally and feels the need to test it out
sweet on you
⇨ atsumu steals (y/n)’s ice cream and she’s one taunt away from losing her mind
volleyball shenanigans
⇨ just a little chaotic volleyball sesh, featuring jealous atsumu and the evil duo (suna and (y/n))
all giggles & glitter
⇨ (y/n) gets back from a staff do involving cocktails and atsumu is tasked to put her to bed
maybe nothing, maybe something
⇨ the quartet cooks dinner like they always do. meanwhile suna sits with the noise, along with the quiet parts he doesn’t name
stem wars
⇨ osamu knows how to tie a cherry stem with his tongue so the others try to copy him
yer rubbin’ off on me
⇨ (y/n) accidentally copies the twins’ accent and they won’t shut up about it
ya wanna kiss me so bad
⇨ (y/n) and atsumu get into a fight and he tries to flirt his way out of it ‘cause he’s obnoxious like that
double trouble
⇨ the twins are doing some manual labour under the hot sun and (y/n) can’t help but catch a sneaky glance or two or three when they suddenly take off their shirts
power play
⇨ (y/n) could’ve sworn “power play” meant something else. (aka she misuses it in a sentence and accidentally exposes one of atsumu’s kinks)
he said what?
⇨ a compilation of atsumu’s dumb innuendos and (y/n)’s unexpected comeback
away with the faeries
⇨ atsumu catches (y/n) reading 'a court of mist and fury’ and accidentally sparks a debate about which court everyone would belong to
not so easy
⇨ atsumu didn’t mean to spiral. but jealousy hits different when the girl you’re kinda-maybe-sorta in love with starts laughing at someone else’s jokes. now the apartment’s tense, the silence is loud, and his pride is doing everything it can to keep him from saying what he actually means
the other twin
⇨ the miya twins fight. that’s nothing new. but this time, it’s different. the words hit deeper. the silence lasts longer. and when it all boils over, (y/n) is left standing in the middle of it, heart hurting for both of them. it’s messy. it’s loud. it ends with tea, a quiet couch, and something almost like healing
in your court
⇨ osamu, suna and (y/n) watch one of atsumu’s big games and (y/n) decides to congratulate him on his win… personally
uno, dos, kiss
⇨ they’re home alone, it’s raining, he’s bored, and somehow (y/n) is playing uno with a kiss on the line
and that's on period
⇨ (y/n) is on day two of her period. her morning starts with atsumu asking the dumbest questions known to man and ends with a nap on the couch
pinky promise
⇨ (y/n) and suna go for a late-night drive to escape the city and they both reminisce about the promise they made to each other when they were fourteen
it suits you
⇨ (y/n) pushes atsumu's hair back one day and says it suits him. he hasn't changed his hair since
domestic
⇨ (y/n) can't even fold the laundry without being harassed by a certain miya twin
when the world isn't kind (at least they are)
⇨ (y/n)'s day has been a string of minor disasters. lucky for her, she lives with three people who know just how to fix a bad day
heat of the moment (NSFW)
⇨ it started as a massage...
serving looks and trouble
⇨ (y/n) is at work and the twins decide to pay her a visit
tastes like sadness
⇨ (y/n) and suna have a chat about her complicated relationship with atsumu
she used to love me
⇨ suna talks about his feelings towards (y/n), from childhood to current day
i used to love him
⇨ (y/n) talks about her feelings towards suna, from childhood to current day
just a kiss (it wasn't) (NSFW)
⇨ (y/n) and suna share the story of their first and only kiss
clearing up the air
⇨ (y/n) and suna have a chat about the time they almost hooked up. later on, atsumu confronts her about it
miya & miso
⇨ (y/n) is lured to the kitchen by the scent of miso soup, where she finds a shirtless osamu cooking dinner
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the-flaneur · 8 months ago
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the worst attempt of nnn ever
pairing: f1 grid x gn!reader [headcanon]
ft. the whole 2024 grid
summary: technically everyone wins, aka who's most likely to fail nnn the quickest
warnings: shitpost/crack, very suggestive content and some 18+, MDNI, NSFW -> smut
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fail first
lewis
this man has zero discipline when it comes to you
absolute zero, zip, zilch, nada
normally he's on you 24/7
but when it comes to the end of the season and most things have been tied up and he dgaf, what better way to end each week than by fucking your brains out
aka 25/8 times a week
so when you attempt to propose to do nnn "for fun" on the 31st, he glares at you, calls you dumb before fucking you silly overnight (until the 1st) so that you never suggest it again that month/year
(he also bribes other drivers and wags to make sure that you are NOT included in their nnn plans)
zhou
shockingly in second place
but only cause he loves you too much, finds nnn a weird tradition (when you explained the basics) and just wants to snuggle with you and sweetcorn in bed
like why make yourself unconfortable and horny when he could just be happy and satisfied (and still horny) with you :D
lando
man is so fired up about the championship battle that he doesn't entertain the notion and just fucks you the minute november starts just to make sure you know not to fuck with him
he only manages to hang onto longer than lewis and zhou cause he was tired and forgot what time it was
carlos
had planned on competing with lando, since they had done it the year before, and the year before that (aka when they were teamates)
but when he found out from you (who found out from lando's partner) that they had already failed, he said to try for a few days
you said you didn't want to
"but it might be good for us" carlos had complained, saying something no one had ever said
and so you just like seduced him like five days later then BAM WHAM, he's back to blowing your back out
not that he needed that much encouragement
pierre
just wanted to fuck you in peace for halloween after you showed up in a very hot outfit
but then charles was like oohhhh we should try this
(f u charles)
but then almost cried in the shower when he realised he couldn't jerk off either
you heard him whimpering, laughed about it and then sucked him off
he tried to hide it, but charles found out anyways
max
is usually too busy to fuck you during race weekends so, he just failed when he like normally fucked you
cause he wanted to fuck you
cause yeah...
so....yeah...
oscar
likes to pretend he's disciplined and has lots of mental restraint
(he doesn't have restraint when it comes to you)
tried to keep some distance, aka by not arriving together at the paddock
but then failed after he saw you with franco, got jealous, said f this shit and then took you in his driver's room
checo
didn't give two flying fucks
only got interested cause evens was talking about it
but throws the challenge out the windoow the minute you insinuate that he seems "weak" about you
kmag
thinks its childish but still wanted to try it
got actually comfortable with it, until you made a sexy joke
hulk
lasts longer cause kmag found it childish
but still wanted to try it too after kmag told him about it
ocon
just wanted to beat gasly
lance
wanted to fuck you
so he complained to his father about the challenge and how you were going give him a reward at the end
so evil stepmum kdrama style, lawerence comes in and tries to give you envelopes of cash to get you to fuck stroll
you gleefully refuse
you manage to negotiate three ashton martins, a ferrari laferrari, and more, before still teasing him
to which he just gives up, and waits for you
george
for those actually dedicated to doing it, he set up the betting pool and "official" rules
(no charles...touching and edging yourself is not "illegal" but you're running the sPIrIt of the challenge)
but like lost out in the second week, when he saw you were having an amazing hair day
said ok i wanna pull on it *with grabby hands* and then gave up
(everyone mocked him relentlessly afterwards)
valterri
super chill about it
tried it only cause you wanted to try it for fun
actually found it hard to be away from you (only cause you love him so much too)
but you managed to reach the third week before simply saying
"that's enough"
franco
had never heard of it
but defs wanted to try after he learnt a about it
got really pissed off by the second week cause you were also teasing him sooooo much
but you kept refusing
basically had to beg his way into convincing you "near" it, and only seeing him get really pouty did you give in
yuki
swears and glares daggers at you the entire three weeks
but he's gotta prove that big things come in small packages
and actually makes it almost to week four before passing out from sheer horniness
fernando
actually lasts longer than most people thought he would
(liam spitefully calls out that he thought nando's blue balls would fall off)
is happy he is technically the best wdc at nnn (even moreso that lewis lost first)
makes it to like the last couple of days
you get bored and tired
so now fernando is bored and tired and just fucks you
alex
certified genz brainrotter
ofc know what it is, and is demandin to win it and prove he's at least NOT a lost in one area (his words not yours)
makes it to the last few days, before you trick into letting you give him a handjob
tries to argue technicalities with george
but by then nov its over and he just gives up
charles
used all his ferrari training in patience to last this long
wanted to tell you to kys when you suggested it
but eventually he got soooo into doing it, he was policing you
however he losses cause he was stupid
you're on his jet
he forgets time zones exist
thought he won
sent a gloating text message to the gc
and [redacted] beats him on the technicality
liam
this man is going all in no regrets, gambling style 😎
even if he didn't propose it, he's definetly the most eager to prove himself (especially to fernando and checo)
he's setting up strict rules to ensure that his dick does not get anywhere near you when sleeping, eating or breathing
(in the last few days he desperately asks you to sleep in the guest bedroom cause he's this close 🤏 to caving in)
however, he resists and gets bragging rights over everyone for the rest of the year.
fail last/succeed
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rainrot4me · 4 days ago
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Heyyy this is gonna be a pretty 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ask, but how do you think Toby would react after coming home from a mission or something (where he hasn’t seen reader for a while) to find the reader in a revealing nightgown cooking his favorite? 😛 Idk something about it seems so yummy oml
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Mwehehehehehehehe
๑ Warning: Vaginal, sloppy sex, teasing, dirty talk, creampie
── .✦
Toby’s boots thud against the porch, the hinges of the front door whining open like a warning bell. His brain is still raw and rattled from the mission—knuckles bruised, splattered blood flaking off his sleeve, the cold night air still clinging to his lungs.
He clatters down his axe and heavy jacket on the floor, leaving them for a later time where he’s not dead-beat exhausted.
He’s half-preparing to be alone, to let that mission-high settle in by tearing at old scabs in his mind, replaying violence on a loop. That’s how it usually goes.
But tonight, the cabin smells…good. Warm, buttery, familiar.
And then he sees you.
You’re in the kitchen, standing with your back to him, humming as you stir something in a steaming pot on the stove. You’re barefoot. And the nightgown—fuck, the nightgown is short and lacy and ughhh. Silky, hugging every curve, the straps barely hanging on your shoulders. Your skin glows in the low yellow lamplight, soft and perfect.
He stops dead in the doorway, still halfway tracking blood across the floor, pulse going absolutely haywire.
“Babe… the f-fuck is this?” he rasps out, voice catching in the back of his throat.
You turn with a sly smile, innocent eyes and evil body, holding a spoon for him to taste. “I thought you’d be hungry,” you say, sweet as honey, “so I made your favorite.”
Toby’s mouth goes dry. His eyes flick down your legs, up to where the nightgown clings to your chest, then back to your face. The spoon you’re offering drips stew back into the pot, steam curling in the air.
“Hungry…?” He lets out a choked laugh, stepping closer until you can smell the forest on him, iron on his skin. His curly hair is wind-tossed and his skin is breeze-kissed. He looks absolutely stunning. “B-Baby, you tryin’ t-to fuckin’ kill m-me?”
You giggle, coy. “I’m just cooking, Toby.”
The laugh that tears from his chest is almost feral. He’s on you in a heartbeat, hungry hands wrapping around your hips, pulling you into him so roughly you squeak in surprise. He buries his face in the crook of your neck, breathing you in so deep it’s desperate, possessive, already planting sloppy kisses across your warm skin.
“You’re a f-fuckin’ menace,” he growls, teeth grazing your jaw, “you k-know that?”
You dare to tease him, playing dumb: “I don’t know what you mean…”
His grip on your waist tightens until you’re sure there’ll be bruises. He yanks you tighter against his hips, letting you feel the hard bulge under his jeans, the proof of how your little nightgown is ruining him.
“Don’t play stupid,” he snarls, voice low and dangerous. “Standin’ here l-looking like a fuckin’ w-wet dream—you kn-knew what you were doin’.”
He spins you around, pressing you up against the kitchen counter. One rough hand slides up your thigh, pushing the nightgown higher until your lacy underwear is in plain view. You gasp, fingers still clinging to the spoon.
“Toby—”
He bites the back of your shoulder, hard enough to make you yelp, his breath shaking. “M-Missed you so much, baby. Fuck—missed you.” His voice cracks, so raw it hurts to hear.
Your body shivers under him, heat sparking low in your belly. “I missed you too,” you whisper, head spinning.
“Yea-Yeah?” His hand cups you through your panties, rough and greedy, like he needs to memorize the shape of you again. “Show me h-how much.”
Toby’s breath was ragged, hot on your neck. You’d barely managed to squeak out before he spun you around, bending you over the kitchen counter. The spoon clattered to the floor, but neither of you noticed.
His hands were everywhere—rough, shaking, greedy. They grabbed at your waist, slid up under the nightgown to grope your chest, then back down to your hips. The contrast of his callused palms on your soft skin made you tremble, the nightgown slipping dangerously off your shoulders.
“Pr-Pretty little thing,” he rasped, words nearly a growl as he nudged your legs apart with his knee. “T-Think you can just stand h-here cookin’ all ss-sweet and not pay th-the price?”
“Toby—” you gasped, but your protest was weak, choked off when you felt his fingers hook into your panties, dragging them roughly to the side.
He didn’t bother taking them off. Didn’t have the patience.
“G-God, fuck—” He pushed two thick fingers between your folds, groaning at how wet you already were. “L-Look at th-that,” he panted, teasing circles against your clit while you squirmed, “m-missed me so bad y-you’re drippin’, h-huh?”
You bit your lip, moaning when he gave your ass a sharp slap, just to see it bounce.
“An-Answer me,” he snapped, pressing those fingers deeper, making your knees go weak.
“Yes,” you gasped, voice cracking, “I— I missed you, Toby—”
“That’s w-what I fuckin’ thought.”
He unzipped himself with one hand, not even bothering to fully drop his jeans, and lined himself up behind you. You felt the blunt, hot press of his tip against your entrance, the filthy tension making your stomach clench.
He didn’t wait.
Toby slammed inside you in one rough thrust, the stretch sudden and almost too much after being apart so long. You cried out, knuckles going white as you braced against the counter.
“Fu-Fuckin’ tight,” he snarled, rolling his hips against your ass, burying himself to the hilt, “mis-missed this pussy so f-fuckin’ bad.”
You whimpered, eyes going glassy, your walls fluttering around him as he pulled back and slammed in again.
“Ye-Yeah— take it, baby,” he panted, one hand wrapped around your hair, the other gripping your hip so hard you knew you’d bruise. “Gonna fuck you right here w-where you were bein’ all cute—let you re-remember who you belong to.”
His pace was brutal, snapping his hips against yours over and over, the slap of skin loud in the quiet kitchen. The pot on the stove bubbled softly, completely forgotten.
Your moans broke into sobs, pleasure overwhelming, your body going boneless against the counter as Toby fucked you deeper, faster, nails tearing into your skin.
“T-That’s it,” he growled, voice rough with obsession, “take it—take a-all of me—fuckin’ g-good girl.”
You tried to push back against him, but his hand tightened in your hair, holding you exactly where he wanted. You felt your orgasm building, unstoppable, as he pistoned in and out of you with a vicious rhythm.
“Gonna c-cum, baby?” he taunted, panting harshly, “gonna s-squeeze me like that? Fuckin’ m-milk me?”
You cried out, legs shaking, unable to answer before it hit you, clenching around him so hard he nearly lost his mind.
“That’s i-it,” Toby growled, hips stuttering as he chased his own finish, “cum on m-my cock—that’s it—good fu-fuckin’ girl.”
He came with a snarl, burying himself as deep as he could, spilling inside you with a possessive shudder.
For a long moment, the two of you just breathed. Your thighs shook, dripping with his release, nightgown still bunched up around your waist.
Toby leaned forward, kissing your shoulder softly, a strange gentleness after how rough he’d been. “F-Fuckin’ missed you,” he whispered again, voice trembling.
You turned your head to kiss him, dizzy and blissed-out. “I missed you too.”
He smirked, brushing sweat-damp hair from your forehead, before giving your ass one last affectionate slap on the ass and pulling out with a groan.
“N-Now,” he chuckled, pulling your panties back into place and tucking himself away, “gimme some of that stew before I go for round t-two.”
꩜ .ᐟ
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