#he is your dad... sorta
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Parallels: Roswell New Mexico 1x11 Champagne Supernova 3x07 Goodnight Elizabeth
#GUESS WHAT#he is your dad... sorta#max evans#michael guerin#roswell nm#roswell new mexico#nathan dean parsons#michael vlamis#itecontest#roswellnmedit
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i’m actually so serious about ewan mcgregor’s filmography. no one else is serious enough abt it. there’s so many incredible movies and about 90 of them are underrated or cult classics. star wars is great but it’s almost one of the least interesting things he’s done. there’s trainspotting! there’s moulin rouge! shallow grave! down with love! i love you phillip morris! big fish! perfect sense (devastating movie)! birds of prey!!! not to mention his season of fargo!!! where he plays not one but TWO characters and blows it so far out of the water i was genuinely sobbing by the end of it. like on my knees. good stuff
#misc.#before there was cary grant there was ewan mcgregor#he was my pandemic hobby. 9/10 if you ask me for a movie recommendation i’m gonna tell you a ewan mcgregor movie#there’s something for everyone. the gays: birds of prey and i love you phillip morris and moulin rouge!#also velvet goldmine !#the children: christopher robin and robots!#you like quiet movies?: beginners; perfect sense#you like gritty fucked up quirky movies that scream 1990s?: trainspotting; shallow grave#a lighthearted romantic flick you can watch with the family: down with love and big fish#your dad wants to watch a movie with you?: the impossible; black hawk down#you want a sorta endearing b movie?: salmon fishing in the yemen; a life less ordinary#i’m TELLING you guys we’re not giving that man enough kudos
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In my mind, Soren was 14 about to turn 15 when he became a Crownguard. Which also creates a few issues when it comes to bonding because Soren isn't an adult, he's a teenager while the other guards are adults. It's not like they can talk about typical adult stuff with Soren because again, he's a kid while they're adults, so it's just kinda awkward.
Like this would be their average conversation.
Adult guard #1: So Soren, what do you do for fun?
15yr old Soren: Uh train?
Adult Guard #1: Really?
Adult Guard #2: You don't hang out with friends? Or have any hobbies?
15yr old Soren: Claudia is sorta my only friend after our Grandpa was eaten by his house
Adult Guard #2: What the fuck...
Adult Guard #3: What about Prince Callum and Prince Ezran? Don't you hang out with them as well?
15yr old Soren: They're more Claudia's friends than mine
Adult Guard #1: Uhm do you want a drink?
15yr old Soren: Sure :)
Adult Guard #3: Dude he's 15
Adult Guard #1: I'm getting him juice!
15yr old Soren: Obviously, what else would you get me?
Adult Guard #2: Alcohol
15yr old Soren: My grandpa said alcohol is used to kill people and if you drink it then you die
Adult Guard #4: What the actual fuck did I just walk in on?
#the dragon prince#soren#tdp soren#soren the dragon prince#the other guards dont know what to do with a teenager#especially since its a teenager thats technically their boss#like sorens their boss but hes about a decade younger than a few of them#and a few decades younger than the other bunch of them#its very difficult to bond with someone who could be your kid#its even more difficult to bond with someone who has a shit family#quite a few of the guards dont like viren#in fact those guards hate viren#sorens their kid now#sorta they dont know how teenagers work#but the main new dad is that guard from the beginning that just said something like “i know sir”#hes sick of his new kids constant joking#bro doesnt have a name but its fine#ill give him one at some point#giveusthesaga#continuethesaga#give us arc 3
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Picture this; Bones holding Joanna, rocking her to sleep and the part in Beautiful Boy where it’s like “The monster's gone, He's on the run, And your daddy's here” is playing. :,)
Fatherhood gives you certain... skills. Coincidentally, this is also how Jim finds out that Bones sings.

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#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek aos#star trek alternate original series#jim kirk#jim t kirk#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#joanna mccoy#mckirk#mckirk fanart#ship or platonic? up to you#this sort of ties in to another thing ill be posting soon. but only sort of?? mainly it's joanna's design and symbols lol#yes joanna has character symbols im a little bit insane and a huge nerd#this is when jim decides he HAS to woo that divorced dad lmao#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK ANON ILYSM. im so happy with where this ask took me and i hope you enjoy!!#what is jim dreamjng about you ask? well. The colours are a reference sorta actually but iykyk (aos lore?)#this hit me in so many different feels. SO MANY. im a changed man because of this ask anon i am in your debt#im so in love with all of your brains btw. the reqs yall send in are so so good#honestly if youre a recurring anon feel free to leave a calling card or something. i would love to shake you adoringly by some sorta name#happy first contact day!!
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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Imagine:
Bucks at a bar or restaurant or something just waiting for Tommy, ya know, just a lil date. Buck hears his name being called and he turns to see Taylor. She comes up and gives a side hug (awkwardly is up to you) and asks how he’s been and everything and they make small talk while Buck waits. She flirts a little albeit friendly and Buck tells her he has a boyfriend now, that he came out not long ago. Taylor nods and smiles at him, pats him on the shoulder and: “I’m glad you guys finally got it together. Give my congratulations to Eddie” and just fucking walks away and Buck just short circuits because what? Eddie? No he’s dating Tommy the hot pilot. And the episode just ends with Bucks oh moment
I kept seeing people talk about Taylor on my fyp and I see her a lot in fics telling Buck to just basically kiss Eddie and get it together. But seriously could you just IMAGINE that’s how they tell us we’re headed in the Buddie direction because yall I would just keel over and die on the spot
#buddie#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#buck buckley#buckley diaz family#buddie dads#911 season 7#911 fox#Taylor is a buddie shipper#I don’t make the rules#Tommy’s just like who was that?#and bucks just having an internal crisis#BONUS if Eddie and Marisol show up again and Buck has an even bigger crisis because now he doesn’t see Eddie his best friend#he sees eddie the love of his life#thank you 911#let’s get it going please#911 whats your emergency#911 imagine#sorta?
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Whenever I say I dont like found family being turned into actual family please know I am NEVER talking about asgore and undyne.
#asgore#undyne#hastag my headcanons#i dont think its soemthing the two would ever voice and i think shed be closer to calling gerson her guardian than she would asgore#but i can see them treating each other that way without realizing it.#sorta ties into my headcanon that undyne brought asgore out of his shell#and that the reason shes such a bad cook is because she learned from him.#like i dont think shed ever accidentally call him dad but he would walk her down the aisle if that makes sense#i like the idea that she was the final nail in the coffin of the war with humanity being a bad idea for him#while for her she so desperately wants to show him the surface and see it for herself that she gets radicalized into thinking it is a good#idea. i also like the idea thay she reminds him of chara...#devastating your gf/crush thinks your father figure is hot!#undertale headcanons
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Ngl I love talking about my SH au raghhh
Let me tell you LET ME TELL YOUUUU
Murphy adopting Anita goes hard bruuuuu. Yes he loves his baby boy Charlie but what makes you think this man won’t treat Anita like a princess and adopt her sometime soon after hearing about her life.
#oh anita… your adoptive dad is the bogeyman..#okay at first I wanted murphy to adopt Henry#being delusional thinking Henry is Charlie but older in another world#he sorta ended up adopting Henry because he’s alone but after finding anita…..#my murphy is as happy as he can be#he’s got himself a little girl and she’s quiet just like Henry and Him#these are just my AU headcanons :p#silent hill#I’m sleep deprived rn mb 😪
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Sometimes I have convos w my parents that r a bit insane in hindsight
#pattering on the roof#dad said he wouldn’t have minded me dating the one guy I had a sorta-fling with#(we did a lil date and i flipped and broke things off)#and I was like yea he was great. thats why im still pretty sure I might be a lesbian in practice#and then dad was like yea yk I felt that way too when I was your age like the only person I thought I was attracted to was your uncle mark#(not blood related. dad’s college friend 💀)#‘until I met ur mother’#and I was like oh! cool! but now that it’s sunk in for a few hrs#I’m cackling a lil LMFAOOOOOO
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decided to draw my interpertation of Lambert and Narinder, and their strange ground child Webby
i've also decided my Lambert is a fake it till you make it kind of cult leader and is dumb af
they've got a heart of gold though, so that has to count for something, right?
#justaart#art#cult of the lamb#cultofthelamb#cotl#cotl lambert#cotl the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl the one who waits#cotl webby#i have proof they are both parents of webby also from my game play#when i went to build the grave to grow webby narinder was the one who came over and helped me build it and ONLY him#he also hleped me build webby's house#they are dads your honor#though i also headcanon narinder is aym and baal's dad so y'know#also i kinda headcanon that the crown is a sorta psydo familiar#like a warlock pact type dealie
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people will call any man daddy like that man is in his 20s he should not be a father
#⚠️#ik people dont actually mean it in that sorta way but still#if hes not old enough to be your dad is he really a daddy
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//adam's a weird muse in that he has basically ultimate power (like God-daddy) over a select demographic (namely human souls) in that he has been given the go ahead to basically vaporize them into nothing (rip my snake man but not really-) , yet he has this 'switching to different dynamics in both channels' take where he absolutely rolls over for angels or other pegs above whatever 'half archangel' niche he's filling if he gets push back, though he attempts to play it off as pandering (looking at his interactions with Sera who clearly gives him the inch he needs to take a mile).
though he's perfectly willing to just go batshit on someone like Lucifer with whom he has history that clouds his better judgement at those tactics that he still employs against him in like a political/peace treaty zone kind of area, but all bets are fucked in the thick of battle and there are folks watching the dick measuring contest.
#//9/10 times he flops over like a dead fish in an actual fight for my personal amusement#//but i prefer my muses that have really strong powers to be more of a potential than an always active threat lolll#//like political mind games and gaslighting sorta stuff~ 'wait til your dad gets home' kinda deal#//but he's also just a squeaky toy in the grand scheme of the pecking order which is funny bc he's such a threat to mortals in a power tier#//my takeeee#//im a sucker for the showboating ultimate victory only to fall on one's face trope tho#//or in his case fall on the sword.../dagger w/e
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the whole one hour and forty minutes of op stampede are worth it even just for that half a second of interaction between mihawk and zoro actually thank you and amen 🙏
#he saves his ass#and then looks at him and smirks......#ahshshshsjdjsh that's his dad!!!! healthy father son rivalry i say!!!!#tbh I don't usually feel like watching op movie much#i..... don't exactly read op for the fights and the movies are usually just fights so#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#but sometimes I'm in the specific mood of seeing weird team ups or interactions so i end up watching a bunch of movies one after the other#stampede is............eh#it's okay ig a bit too exaggerated for my tastes but that's just the op movies usual taste#only the movies can make me question how things work in the op universe btw usually I'm down for anything#but then i watch a movie and I'm like “is that really how that is supposed to work...?”#Anyway I'm always up for seeing law being treated as part of the crew#and my zoro stan heart cries when i say this but I'm sorta always up for seeing law act as a sub captain for the crew huhuhu#sorry first mate i swear i would never try to take your spot from you#anyway law picking up robin was sweet law seeking luffy as a safe space was beautiful sabo's........#everything but especially his interactions with smoker were fun#but like the whole movie was really more of just a spot the cameo than anything 😂 it's okay!!!#I'm not lying when i say watching it was worth it even just for zoro and mihawk#that's the small stuff i watch the movies for anyway huhuhu#next one....gold. i don't think i watched that yet either#that's for another day tho now sleep
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Takaaki is way too skinny in canon to be alive. What the fuck 😨
His beta design has more meat on his bones than his final design. HOW????

I'M WORRIED????? HE'S SO SKINNY, THERE IS NO MEAT, JUST BONE...
He's still a smash
#sam's talky talks#Aki...Honey. I'm terrified for your health...#They fr wanted the “Hanging on by a thread” sorta look for him#They fucked him up in canon I'm worried#I'd still fuck him but I swear he's gonna fall apart by the first round#Taka. I think your dad needs to go see a doctor#How is this man still alive? 😭#Kudos to this old man who's probably stubborn as fuck to live even though the only things he's living off of is probably cigs and coffee#danganronpa#danganronpa ultra despair girls#takaaki ishimaru#ishimaru takaaki
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YEP- I DON'T PLAN ON LEAVING ANYMORE!
- 💜 anon
(Matching their energy!! Very happy to see them)
YAY!! M' GONNA SQUEEZE YA!!!
YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' AWAY, Z!!!
GONNA GOBBLE YA UP!
#💜 anon#anonymous asks#Evan speaks 🗡 🎞#HABIT speaks 🐇 ☠️#evan emh ask blog#evan rp blog#habit emh ask blog#habit rp blog#answered asks#ask response#( ooc > )#cw caps#ps. they're now sitting up with you sorta in their lap kissing the top of your head and making fake nomming sounds#this is like- their actual DAD side coming out (mostly Evan's)#he's actually acting like a dad would with their kid#like. this is GENUINE joy
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oh uh..null pushed me in a @{_)(*(*&W^*%& pit and i glitched.. i-i im sorry did i do something wrong??IM REALLY SORRY *cries like an autistic baby (hes an autistic baby)*
*lack of picture due to Baldi being traumatized.*
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Baldi is traumatized because the first time he put trust in someone who he sees as a father figure suddenly turns into a glitched monster, he no longer really trusts your Baldi. Oops.
#anon ask#ask#ask blog#ask me anything#bbeal#send asks#ask box#asks open#baldi ask blog#bbieal#Poor guy#I hope your Baldi can provide some sorta comfort to mah Baldi cause he most likely will not forget that#dad!
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