#he is just so stupid

[respectthepetty]

Look at my pobrecito.

He is suffering because he is a pendejo who can't communicate even when his (love) life is depending on it.

I know the colors mean things, but Pat has no idea that Elyes wearing white signifies his love and devotion for his Happy Human.

I love this damn show so much.

So here I am in the tenth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss watching Elyes make the same damn mistakes he has been making for nine episodes.

But I'm not mad at it, and neither is Pat since he is wearing Pat's darkness even though they are in the middle of ANOTHER fight.

But neither of them remember that once Pat gets hurt.

And this is why I love this show! Elyes is just so light around Pat.

And Pat eats it up!

Elyes is ridiculous! He legit told his guy that he didn't need anyone killed CURRENTLY. Like the man has no chill!

And Pat is right next to him for the ride *wink*

So just as much as these two color-coded boys love each other for no good reason, I love them even more!

Pat takes on Elyes' darkness, and Elyes gets to bare his soul to Pat (but not communicate any of that because Lord forbid this pendejo use his mouth for anything other than kissing and blowjobs!).

Oh, but Elyes did use his mouth to be petty and remind Pat how he didn't believe him when he said his cousin was not to be trusted.

I genuinely do not care what the plot is of my Wattpad BL or how messy it gets.

Because it's giving me everything I need.

Exactly how I want it.

[corgiteatime]

During my first play through of BG3, I eventually started to worry that I'd somehow given Astarion brain damage via feeding him brain worms (per his request) because he consistently seemed unable to plan more than 30 seconds into the future.

On my second play through, I did not use the tadpole powers so his brain no longer looked like psychic swiss cheese and he still didn't plan anything more complicated than "Step 1: kill people, Step 2: ????, Step 3: profit."

Come to find out in the added epilogue, he is literally a smooth brained fool.

And in Early Access, his INT stat was 9 (it's now 13).

And then his writer posted this tweet:

Yes, I love him very much and yes I'm annoyed about it.

[albinogel]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[suntails]

growing up!

[shotmrmiller]

doing everything within your power to not get into any more hand to hand practice with simon because he's very very rough with you during them. he doesn't care that he could easily snap you in half like a pencil, "ya oughta learn 'ow to take a man my size down f'good. always be prepared for the worst."

it's terrible. if it wasn't for the fact that you always see johnny limp away after his sparring session while shooting you a grin with pink teeth, you'd think simon has it out for you in particular.

except he doesn't. (or doesn't he?) all those finger shaped bruises on your flesh are all purely for his own benefit. seeing the mottled skin on your neck from where he held on a little too tight, your arms from where he pinned you in place at his utter mercy, the blotches on your legs, where his fingers dug into your inner thighs-

his eyes cross at the thought of eventually being able to leave those same bruises in the exact same spots but with his mouth instead. saliva pools in his mouth when he's got your face pressed firm into the mat, neck bared, a blank canvas for his lips, his teeth.

simon wonders if you'd be ticklish if he were to suckle an ugly bruise right over your racing pulse.

(starved to have you come in his mouth, his tongue flat on your pebbled clit, pulsating, as if it's got a heartbeat of its own.)

for now he watches you receive sympathy pats on your back as it's your turn again, swallowing thickly when he spots fresh bruises on your calves, close to your ankles.

art requires a certain cruelty.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[bluegiragi]

i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.

bonus (just for fun):

[arcane-gold]

hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me

[ckret2]

Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[respectthepetty]

Elyes is an idiot.

But he is MY color-coded idiot in love.

And Pat loves him!

Pat and I both realize Elyes is a whole ass problem.

But he is a problem worth having.

Elyes is just so much lighter when he is with Pat.

And he is good in bed.

So what if this Black Brooder lies to Pat and skips works in the eighth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss?

Like, yeah it looks bad that he did it so he can stalk Pat all day, but he has been doing that all season!

And according to the story, Pat was meant to be with Paeng because the red thread of destiny was clearly trying to connect them back to each other all day.

But Pat was dragging his feet telling her he wanted to cut that string!

So, if anything, Elyes is just trying to save Pat from the soulmate trope!

I know it's not a great look stalking a man all day, but someone needs to rescue Pat from the soulmate narrative!

So good for Elyes blowing out homegirl's candle and putting his in place of hers.

And for literally cutting their red thread of destiny and making one for him and Pat instead.

And he even came out of his hiding place to confront Paeng, so I'm giving Elyes a point for being an idiot who owns up to being an idiot! We don't get those in BL Land, so kudos to a pendejo who knows it.

And, once again, PAT LOVES HIM!

So I get why Pat is pissed off, but Elyes was so light when they got back to the house after being covered in blackness all day.

And he was so stupidly happy!

But now he is back to darkness.

Yet even then, he didn't immediately run to Kim, so another point for my boy and his growth!

But now we have to deal with the fact that EVERYONE is gay,

And they all want a piece of my Black Brooding Pendejo.

(probably both sexually and business-wise)

[mr-malumm]

Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[chloesimaginationthings]

You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..

[flawlessflesh]

delgal and thistle go to pride