#he is just so stupid
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Look at my pobrecito.
He is suffering because he is a pendejo who can't communicate even when his (love) life is depending on it.
I know the colors mean things, but Pat has no idea that Elyes wearing white signifies his love and devotion for his Happy Human.
I love this damn show so much.
So here I am in the tenth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss watching Elyes make the same damn mistakes he has been making for nine episodes.
But I'm not mad at it, and neither is Pat since he is wearing Pat's darkness even though they are in the middle of ANOTHER fight.
But neither of them remember that once Pat gets hurt.
And this is why I love this show! Elyes is just so light around Pat.
And Pat eats it up!
Elyes is ridiculous! He legit told his guy that he didn't need anyone killed CURRENTLY. Like the man has no chill!
And Pat is right next to him for the ride *wink*
So just as much as these two color-coded boys love each other for no good reason, I love them even more!
Pat takes on Elyes' darkness, and Elyes gets to bare his soul to Pat (but not communicate any of that because Lord forbid this pendejo use his mouth for anything other than kissing and blowjobs!).
Oh, but Elyes did use his mouth to be petty and remind Pat how he didn't believe him when he said his cousin was not to be trusted.
I genuinely do not care what the plot is of my Wattpad BL or how messy it gets.
Because it's giving me everything I need.
Exactly how I want it.
#never change elyes!#bad guy my boss#color coded boys in love#this could never be my guilty pleasure#because I don't feel guilt#all I feel is lots of pleasure#basically I'm Pat#every week is exactly what I need from this show#Nobody can do it like Elyes#he is just so stupid#and so very unhinged about it#episode ten#the colors mean things
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During my first play through of BG3, I eventually started to worry that I'd somehow given Astarion brain damage via feeding him brain worms (per his request) because he consistently seemed unable to plan more than 30 seconds into the future.
On my second play through, I did not use the tadpole powers so his brain no longer looked like psychic swiss cheese and he still didn't plan anything more complicated than "Step 1: kill people, Step 2: ????, Step 3: profit."
Come to find out in the added epilogue, he is literally a smooth brained fool.
And in Early Access, his INT stat was 9 (it's now 13).
And then his writer posted this tweet:
Yes, I love him very much and yes I'm annoyed about it.
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also everything yall have heard abt oedipus is very possibly wrong
#he is just so stupid#imagine hearing an oracle and taking it literally you dumb fuck you're supposed to be greek#imagine getting tricked into doubting your own eye witness account . fuck you#daisy.txt#<-<-id go more into like critical text editing and faulty translations but i don't have time rn </3
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#springtrap#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC is unserious#but to answer the question yes William is stupid BAHAH#I could imagine William wouldn’t be that shaken up by his employees getting injured#if anything he’d blame them for literally lack of skill#phone guy even explains that death or injury isn’t the company’s fault#so obviously William has just shrugged these things off for years#THEN this is why he’s stupid#he got in the springlock suit to scare ghost kids away#laughed in a wet suit and was shocked when it failed on him#THE TRUE skill issue seeing he of all people should of known better#common William L his hubris will always be the death of him
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katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.
at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :
“happy birthday, moron.”
“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”
“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”
“❤️”
he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.
so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”
“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”
n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.
he’ll just take it out on kaminari.
#help this is so funny to me#hell keep doing it afterwards too#hes stupid very veru stupid#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#cash speaks <3#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#cash is just talkin'#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki x y/n#katsuki bakugou drabble#katsuki bakugou x female reader#katsuki bakugou x you#bakugou x fem!reader#bakugou x you#bakugou x y/n#def is dramatic too like#and here i am stayin up for you an shit.. this is how you thank me ?? fuckin cruel.. tsk tsk#I HATE HIM#I HATE HIM LEMME AT HIM
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i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.
bonus (just for fun):
#this is the most random thing ive ever done#i just saw hazard's design and my inner ovw fan which had laid dormant for over 5 years revived like it was frankenstein's monster#from phreak to hazard...can we talk about a diva down#he was supposed to have a stupid monster energy mohawk...and hes scottish???#sorry. i had to draw johnny as him#this is so stupid and indulgent i really dont know guys#the target audience of this post is one person and that person is me#this will never happen again#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#overwatch#phreak#giragi art
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Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)
#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls#the book of bill#(I personally headcanon nothing romantic ever happened—because Ford never considered it and Bill never realized he wanted to.)#(but if just ONE henchmaniac had gone 'SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA KISS YOUR STUPID HUMAN')#fanart#my art
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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!
PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers#snakes#ONE MORE DOWN#oh my god happy jamil was SO scary and yet adorable all at once#i want real jamil to see him and just be utterly disgusted#and yet he got nothing on the return of everyone's favorite twst character: WEIRD RHYTHMIC ELEPHANT#oh weird rhythmic elephant what would we do without you#me kicking my stupid little feet as jamil wakes up through sheer force of kalim though#he was SO happy for jamil and SO ready to just go along with everything. my sweet boy.#jamil getting so flustered by him that he's just shocked back into reality#and the SLAPFIGHT#silver being like 'they need this' and doing his one smile animation as kalim and jamil are pulling on each other's hair and going YOU SMEL#mmm yes delicious#also this is probably nothing but#but...they brought up the whole thing with azul having dirt on crowley again#the thing that was briefly alluded to in episode 4 and never mentioned ever again?!#i had JUST finally convinced myself that i was reading too much into it and it was just azul playing along with jamil's plan#but now they've mentioned it again and i'm going to be all BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAN for another three years about it#is it a meaningless reference to that one scene?! is it absolutely ridiculous foreshadowing?! am i ever going to be validated?!#I HAVE TO KNOW
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Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO
#im a fiend and i mean a FIEND for papermint#hes so fucking stupid and nerdy and i just want to punch him and squish him like a bug#MWAH MWAH MWAH#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#vox#alastor#hazbin alastor#my art#radiostatic#the vees#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin valentino#valentino#hazbin velvette#velvette#papermint#voxs assistant
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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Elyes is an idiot.
But he is MY color-coded idiot in love.
And Pat loves him!
Pat and I both realize Elyes is a whole ass problem.
But he is a problem worth having.
Elyes is just so much lighter when he is with Pat.
And he is good in bed.
So what if this Black Brooder lies to Pat and skips works in the eighth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss?
Like, yeah it looks bad that he did it so he can stalk Pat all day, but he has been doing that all season!
And according to the story, Pat was meant to be with Paeng because the red thread of destiny was clearly trying to connect them back to each other all day.
But Pat was dragging his feet telling her he wanted to cut that string!
So, if anything, Elyes is just trying to save Pat from the soulmate trope!
I know it's not a great look stalking a man all day, but someone needs to rescue Pat from the soulmate narrative!
So good for Elyes blowing out homegirl's candle and putting his in place of hers.
And for literally cutting their red thread of destiny and making one for him and Pat instead.
And he even came out of his hiding place to confront Paeng, so I'm giving Elyes a point for being an idiot who owns up to being an idiot! We don't get those in BL Land, so kudos to a pendejo who knows it.
And, once again, PAT LOVES HIM!
So I get why Pat is pissed off, but Elyes was so light when they got back to the house after being covered in blackness all day.
And he was so stupidly happy!
But now he is back to darkness.
Yet even then, he didn't immediately run to Kim, so another point for my boy and his growth!
But now we have to deal with the fact that EVERYONE is gay,
And they all want a piece of my Black Brooding Pendejo.
(probably both sexually and business-wise)
#bad guy my boss#color coded boys in love#this would be my guilty pleasure#but I don't feel guilt#all I feel is lots of pleasure#because this is exactly what I need from this show#seriously! I love Elyes#he is just so stupid#episode eight#the colors mean things#like my boy is so much better with Pat#which should be worrisome#but Pat loves him!
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delgal and thistle go to pride
#thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#delgal#dungeon meshi#delgal is just a giant overexcitable dog#and thistle is in a phase where he thinks labels and community are stupid. but delgal enjoys it so..whatever...its fine...#my art
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#michael afton#you think pit Bonnie has some of William’s memories?#like definitely not all but definitely not none#seeing pit Bonnie is in a sense a memory of William#dude knows Williams secret backroom and hoe to drive a car#I also like the idea that pit is treating Oswald like how William treated Michael#it’s just an interesting concept#so I can just imagine pit Bonnie getting totally confused on who Michael even is 💀#Oswald thinks pit is sick or stupid… he’s definitely both
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kaminari complains to his friends about how gross it is that you and katsuki kiss every morning in front of your classroom door. like, have some compassion for the singles, yknow ?! his friends tell him to just drop it.
what they don’t know is the reason he kisses you every morning is to guess which flavor your lipgloss is. and he’s a little too proud when he gets it right.
#Everytime he comes into class w a glossy mouth and a satisfied lil smirk#And his friends r like damn lucky#meanwhile bros just like damn im too good at ts LMFAOO#hes so stupid i love him#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou fluff#cash drabbles !#cash blurbs !#bakugou drabble
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hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me
#rookanis#lucanis dellamorte#datv#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard#dragon age#reposting bc i wanted to format it differently thank u thank u#anyway what i said in the other tags is that when spite sleepwalks rel never wakes lucanis up he just like hangs out with spite#they play wicked grace#also rel isn’t allowed in the kitchen bc he burnt a hole in the pan one time trying to make an omelette#and yes of course rel is a sweets guy ofc i chose the sweet drinks option#rel is full of boundless optimism and stupidity#him and lucanis are like that one tumblr post about being morosexual#rel: what color is the pink panther#lucanis taking his clothes off: rel you’re so fucking stupid#my art
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