#he is just so stupid
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respectthepetty · 8 days ago
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Look at my pobrecito.
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He is suffering because he is a pendejo who can't communicate even when his (love) life is depending on it.
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I know the colors mean things, but Pat has no idea that Elyes wearing white signifies his love and devotion for his Happy Human.
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I love this damn show so much.
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So here I am in the tenth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss watching Elyes make the same damn mistakes he has been making for nine episodes.
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But I'm not mad at it, and neither is Pat since he is wearing Pat's darkness even though they are in the middle of ANOTHER fight.
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But neither of them remember that once Pat gets hurt.
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And this is why I love this show! Elyes is just so light around Pat.
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And Pat eats it up!
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Elyes is ridiculous! He legit told his guy that he didn't need anyone killed CURRENTLY. Like the man has no chill!
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And Pat is right next to him for the ride *wink*
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So just as much as these two color-coded boys love each other for no good reason, I love them even more!
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Pat takes on Elyes' darkness, and Elyes gets to bare his soul to Pat (but not communicate any of that because Lord forbid this pendejo use his mouth for anything other than kissing and blowjobs!).
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Oh, but Elyes did use his mouth to be petty and remind Pat how he didn't believe him when he said his cousin was not to be trusted.
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I genuinely do not care what the plot is of my Wattpad BL or how messy it gets.
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Because it's giving me everything I need.
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Exactly how I want it.
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corgiteatime · 11 months ago
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During my first play through of BG3, I eventually started to worry that I'd somehow given Astarion brain damage via feeding him brain worms (per his request) because he consistently seemed unable to plan more than 30 seconds into the future.
On my second play through, I did not use the tadpole powers so his brain no longer looked like psychic swiss cheese and he still didn't plan anything more complicated than "Step 1: kill people, Step 2: ????, Step 3: profit."
Come to find out in the added epilogue, he is literally a smooth brained fool.
And in Early Access, his INT stat was 9 (it's now 13).
And then his writer posted this tweet:
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Yes, I love him very much and yes I'm annoyed about it.
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absentmoon · 2 years ago
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also everything yall have heard abt oedipus is very possibly wrong
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
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cashmoneyyysstuff · 1 month ago
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katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.
at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :
“happy birthday, moron.”
“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”
“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”
“❤️”
he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.
so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”
“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”
n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.
he’ll just take it out on kaminari.
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bluegiragi · 4 days ago
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i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.
bonus (just for fun):
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ckret2 · 1 month ago
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Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)
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egophiliac · 4 months ago
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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!
PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers#snakes#ONE MORE DOWN#oh my god happy jamil was SO scary and yet adorable all at once#i want real jamil to see him and just be utterly disgusted#and yet he got nothing on the return of everyone's favorite twst character: WEIRD RHYTHMIC ELEPHANT#oh weird rhythmic elephant what would we do without you#me kicking my stupid little feet as jamil wakes up through sheer force of kalim though#he was SO happy for jamil and SO ready to just go along with everything. my sweet boy.#jamil getting so flustered by him that he's just shocked back into reality#and the SLAPFIGHT#silver being like 'they need this' and doing his one smile animation as kalim and jamil are pulling on each other's hair and going YOU SMEL#mmm yes delicious#also this is probably nothing but#but...they brought up the whole thing with azul having dirt on crowley again#the thing that was briefly alluded to in episode 4 and never mentioned ever again?!#i had JUST finally convinced myself that i was reading too much into it and it was just azul playing along with jamil's plan#but now they've mentioned it again and i'm going to be all BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAN for another three years about it#is it a meaningless reference to that one scene?! is it absolutely ridiculous foreshadowing?! am i ever going to be validated?!#I HAVE TO KNOW
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mr-malumm · 4 months ago
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Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
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respectthepetty · 22 days ago
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Elyes is an idiot.
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But he is MY color-coded idiot in love.
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And Pat loves him!
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Pat and I both realize Elyes is a whole ass problem.
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But he is a problem worth having.
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Elyes is just so much lighter when he is with Pat.
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And he is good in bed.
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So what if this Black Brooder lies to Pat and skips works in the eighth episode of Bad Guy, My Boss?
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Like, yeah it looks bad that he did it so he can stalk Pat all day, but he has been doing that all season!
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And according to the story, Pat was meant to be with Paeng because the red thread of destiny was clearly trying to connect them back to each other all day.
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But Pat was dragging his feet telling her he wanted to cut that string!
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So, if anything, Elyes is just trying to save Pat from the soulmate trope!
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I know it's not a great look stalking a man all day, but someone needs to rescue Pat from the soulmate narrative!
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So good for Elyes blowing out homegirl's candle and putting his in place of hers.
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And for literally cutting their red thread of destiny and making one for him and Pat instead.
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And he even came out of his hiding place to confront Paeng, so I'm giving Elyes a point for being an idiot who owns up to being an idiot! We don't get those in BL Land, so kudos to a pendejo who knows it.
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And, once again, PAT LOVES HIM!
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So I get why Pat is pissed off, but Elyes was so light when they got back to the house after being covered in blackness all day.
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And he was so stupidly happy!
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But now he is back to darkness.
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Yet even then, he didn't immediately run to Kim, so another point for my boy and his growth!
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But now we have to deal with the fact that EVERYONE is gay,
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And they all want a piece of my Black Brooding Pendejo.
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(probably both sexually and business-wise)
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flawlessflesh · 5 months ago
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delgal and thistle go to pride
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..
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cashmoneyyysstuff · 4 months ago
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kaminari complains to his friends about how gross it is that you and katsuki kiss every morning in front of your classroom door. like, have some compassion for the singles, yknow ?! his friends tell him to just drop it.
what they don’t know is the reason he kisses you every morning is to guess which flavor your lipgloss is. and he’s a little too proud when he gets it right.
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arcane-gold · 5 days ago
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hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me
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