#he is a sarcastic little shit
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illario + lucanis growing up together means a lot for obvious reasons ofc like the fact they did not have to go through the dellamorte villa torment nexus alone really helps. immediately from the moment they are taken to that house, lucanis has had something to protect and love. the snark and jokes that they share in wigmaker job finally having a chance to shine outside of the only person lucanis is socialised with and he learns that wow, he's actually likable. because up until this point everyone around him calls him a demon and is freaked out by him but ofc the veilguard only know him as lucanis "he banished harding from the kitchen" dellamorte. sure he's a big bad crow assassin but his reputation simply does not carry that much weight with people who are just equally deranged (maybe a de riva rook but that's also a little different) . and then he's able to share and extend that love with his new friends, and able to try being something that he's not had the chance to before, and his goodness is actively encouraged rather than being an unfortunate sidequest that is tolerated. and i fondly think also of how much of that humor is copied and mirrored off illario ("shoulders....... feeling tight...... need a ..... MASSAGE!") and it's his best experiences with illario that turned him into the man he is. wish the game explored this just a little more because the betrayal would have been made a lot more intense if they had just bothered to show any of illario's redeeming qualities. he has them!!!!! nobody is just born a traitor. you have to love someone before they can become that.
#not sure where i was going with this one#just thinking of the differences in the way lucanis is in wigmaker and in veilguard#particularly with how.. jokey he is i guess. that was much more illario#anyways sorry i need to keep posting about him but i also dont want to start cornplating#'you're the vengeancey one!' 'a funny little dog' 'usually its just death' etc. that was all illario#not that lucanis is not funny in wigmaker just.... i dont know. it manifests differently. he's taunting and sarcastic#anyways. sorry. i have to lie down#its a point ive made before and the point was supposed to be illario's obvious influence on lucanis#but . idk. i dont know if thats clear. anyways#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#txt#and then ofc how lucky lucanis was to have the veilguard while illario's self inflicted fucking torment nexus made his life worse#thinking of that one post. one of my mutuals made and ive lost to my likes. where it was like#if illario just had one positive relationship outside of this shit where he felt valued and loved and received this attention#then he would not have turned out the way he did. which i honestly believe is true lol#lucanis is 'obligated' to love him. the same way they're both raised to believe family is everything and the way they're obligated to-#-love caterina. having an outsider actually care for him for no reason other than being illario could have actually fucking like#fixed this. and i hesitate to say 'power of friendship' 'dick so good it saved him' 'post nut clarity' etc etc but ITS JUST.#MAYBE HE DESERVES SOME COMPANIONSHIP THATS NOT THE CROWS. THE SAME THING THAT LUCANIS GOT. THATS ALL
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry
I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe
#look at him omg#i like my men bloody as you can see#i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin#something took over my body for a bit#scary shit#anyyyyways#in my little brainrot head#harry potter#is an actual sarcastic shithead#just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy#just a little idiot jock#but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm#omg#he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE#just to piiisssss hermione off#brown harry potter#drarry#draco malfoy#also pleaseee mercy#i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it#im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED#sniffs sniffs in Mexican
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Klarion redesign
Here’s some random trivia on him :
- He’s 26 here but looks and acts older
- He’s very posh and speaks in old English like in Seven Soldiers
- Him and Teekl have a disdain for humans, especially « uncle » Jason
- His power limiters impact his personality but one day he’ll get them off and he’ll be a chaotic shit once again
- He can still use a little bit of magic but mostly to annoy people, he uses it a lot on Jason
#he’s still a little piece of shit#he’s very sarcastic too#this is Klarion from The Demon btw! 😊#anyways I hope you enjoy!#klarion bleak#klarion dc#dc#The Demon#Jason Blood#Etrigan#Teekl#dc character redesign#he’s evil he’s just hiding it 😏#klarion#the demon klarion#how many tags can I fit in this#art#my art#klarion redesign#ok I’m done 😗
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This is probably one of my favorite lines of dialogue in the game.
#stephic edits#my edits#gifs#final fantasy xvi#ffxvi#ffxvi spoilers#final fantasy xvi spoilers#hugo kupka#sleipnir harbard#what an sarcastic little shit#i love him#an icon#even if he isn't an eikon#get it?#:DDDD#i promise i'm almost done content spamming here soon
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Fully believe that Dire Crowley would absolutely 110% choke Bill out as soon as he opens his mouth
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#shitpost#extreme shitpost#gravity falls shitpost#twisted wonderland shitpost#gravity falls bill#gf bill cipher#bill cipher#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#dire crowley#twst crowley#headmage crowley#disney#he'd choke this little shit immediately cuz he's a sarcastic asshat lmfao#it's the funniest image in my head rn fam you don't understand
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mc who listens to funky/upbeat music whenever doing chores and cleaning around hol, singing along and dancing around
slowly, the brothers start to join the cleaning shenanigans and eventually all eight of them are jamming along to livin' la vida loca or something
#now mammon and asmo would be the first ones to join#satan joins sarcastically since he sees it seems to irk lucifer#levi doesnt want to get dragged into normie shit but mc takes his hands and pulls him to dance anyway so he cant refuse#beel is a little confused but happy that everyone else seems to be having a good time so he joins as well#all the ruckus would wake up belphie and drag him out of his slumber#and chores DO seem more tolerable when youre singing along to mambo no 5#in the end lucifer cant refuse either and he will ever so slightly swing his hips to madonna while doing the dishes#obey me#obey me headcanons#this is so silly but i cant get it outof my head akdjsjd
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I've been rewatching the first two seasons of The Bear so I can watch the third season that just came out and man the character writing in this show makes me froth at the mouth it's like some of the best arcs I've ever seen in a TV series
#little infodump in the tags bc no one I know is watching this show so I need to spill all my thoughts somewhere LOL#Richie is my favorite he makes me go ballistic especially in the episode Forks#just rewatched that episode and it always makes me cry when he has his moment where he finally Gets it#he's such a shit stain of a guy I would probably hate him if I knew him in real life lmfao but as a character he is so fantastically writte#I also really love Marcus but he hasn't had as big of a development as Richie has#Sydney is awesome but she's. so much like me in the way where I cringe at her sometimes LMAO#when she's acting super sarcastic and holier than thou I can't look directly at it it's too much like me when I'm at my worst DHF;LKDFH#god I hope Marcus and Sydney get together they are so cute#unusually good chemistry for a straight ship LOL /hj#I also love Tina but my only complaint with her is that I kinda wish her arc in the first season took a little more time#bc she started off as a real asshole just like all the characters did but she had a much more sudden switch#but I guess it makes sense for her now that I think about it bc she's shown to be a very sweet and compassionate person#it's just that she doesn't trust Sydney at first so once she gets over that then she's sweet with her too#excited to learn more about Ebra he reminds me a lot of an old coworker#also obvs no spoilers for season 3 please I haven't got there yet#lyla's talking again
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jesper, watching kaz and inej: I can see what’s happening
wylan: what?
jesper, literally throwing his arm over his eyes: and they- they- they don’t even have a clue!
wylan: who???
jesper, now on the floor, because he’s a dramatic bitch who needs to swoon: they’ll fall in love- and here’s the bottom line, ok- our trio’s down to TWOOOOOOO
wylan, blinking at him: …there’s four of us
jesper: THATS NOT THE POINT WYLAN JESUS
#obviously jesper’s happy for them#but also#he’s the biggest fucking diva on this side of the fold#and wylan isn’t stupid#he’s just a sarcastic little shit who likes to fuck with his boyfriend#while batting his eyes#soc#SoC#wesper#jesper x wylan#wylan hendriks#soc wylan#wylan van eck#jesper#jesper fahey#jesper my beloved#kanej#kazzle dazzle#kaz brekker#kaz x inej#my darling inej#inej my beloved#inej gafha#six of crows#shadow and bone#oop forgot to credit the lion king#the lion king#emme’s bad ideas
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Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Jason: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
#incorrect quotes#jason todd#dc universe#dc incorrect quotes#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#batbros#batfamily#tim drake#incorrect red hood#he's trying his best#jason todd is a sarcastic little shit#he's not stupid he's just a smartass
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guys i gave angus glasses whats the opinion here
#angus tully#dominic sessa#what do yall think#he looks so cute and more studious with them on#oh the studious smart kid is also an asshole and sarcastic little shit
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This book is great
Obi-Wan flatly says “Thank you for your unsolicited opinion” to some kid complaining about his padawan braid
#could i love him any more#he is constantly drowning in anxiety while simultaneously being a sarcastic little shit#hes the best#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#padawan obi wan#padawan kiersten white#sw padawan#kenobi#star wars books#star wars novels#padawan#padawan book#kate's post
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is it morally correct when you and your younger sister, both filipino, were picking lemons to be angry at a white american man when he made a joke that you and your younger sisters were child slaves working away and should get lashed when we were resting when the Filipinos has a History With America (colonization)?
(addition: i have a darker complexion compared to my two siblings)
#crow talks#this is the same piece of shit from my church that left bc of personal reasons (cant disclose obviously)#i find it weird he SPECIFICALLY made these jokes w me and my younger sister. dude what the fuck#he keeps making jokes that my dad should beat us with a belt to be disciplined even tho my younger sister has told my parents in the past--#that her getting “punished” with those beatings made her feel terrible and act out. like???#he doesnt know that piece of info but my dad plays him up (i think to make what he says a little less harsh but idfk) which is fucked up#an example is me not knowing marvel stuff and i forget a villian's face and is disappointed w me even tho i DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT MARVEL--#ANYMORE. my dad comes up and he's says (paraphrased) “you aren't parenting them right if they dont know shit abt marvel” WHAT THE FUCK?#even if he's sarcastic abt all of the shit he says it's still FUCKED UP TO JOKE ABOUT BEATING CHILDREN YOU AREN'T CLOSE TO !!!!!!
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unnormal vivilly dweller thoughts in my head
#“I'm right next to you” are we about to kiss. are you trying to kiss me right neow#i hate the chase sequence part (corny and unoriginal) but everything else is so perfect#hEeEeLP MEeEeEE#i fuckign love vivilly anyway but i think the vivilly dweller is what Really did it fr me#SERIOUSLY THOUGJ WHAT THE FUCK#i would make a palpers dweller but i dont think my computer can with how shit it is rn#like i definitely will at some point (unless someone beats me to it) but i just can't rn 😭#i csnt wait for august viv face reveal guys!!!! YAY!!!! idc what he looks like he will always be so splinkoid#plus whatever characteristics he has i can kinda just add on to my design to him behind his mask#i color his skin as dark grey just for his mc skin but seeing his snapchat n stuff makes me wanna show him off as rhe eyeblinding man he is#or not! who knows . i have a tendency to do whatever#okay speakijg of his face reveal#i have something i want to explain to the wall#a part of me is hoping he isnt generic conventionally attractive guy 38495839488#the rest of me is neutral because idrc#the reason why is most likely because i would feel a deeper connection to him if we shared similar facial features#it's a good reason i think? but still weird to have because i shouldnt really care what he looks like at all#idk what to expect really but i guess i should be open minded abt it#I JUST. a lot of how i perceive him is through his mc character#that played a big part in how i grew to like him so much#but he ISN'T emo hoodie minecraft shyguy!!!#however i can still enjoy the 'persona' he has online. chill sarcastic insane funny blocky shyguy who does a little (A LOT OF) trolling#anyway back to what i was saying#hope bro isn't majestic as fuck irl#IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE DREAM I'M GOING TO CRY#DREAM IS MAJESTIC AS FUCK I CANT EVEN WITH THAT MAN#i will be supportive anyway ofc because 1) i dont care even though i just proved that i do 2) i can separate persona from irl person 3)...U#IM SO NORMAL#also we're not goijg toctalkcabou t the dream thing. if youre my irl yoy didnt aee this (PLEASE DONT UNFRIEND ME OELASE#DONT LEAVE JUST FORGER Iなはoops didnt mean to type thatSAID THAT OKAY
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as a fandom, we need more fics about percy’s shitty mental health
#willingly or not rick made it one of his defining features#we should acknowledge it more#the boy made enough comments about wishing to drown for us to do so#yes he’s a sarcastic little shit. but he’s also a traumatized little shit#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson’s trauma#percy jackson’s shitty mental health
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A shitpostier version of this interaction:
#the doodle was cutout of a larger shared aggio canvas#also this YES/NO option is so wonderfully unnecessary (/pos)#the devs could have just had Beluh say “oh you must be Michael Lily sent word of you" and be done with it#but instead it adds to the delicious lore of Kaminko's inventions#these come up fairly often throughout the game both during story beats and going out of your way to talk to NPCs at various points#really makes the whole region feel connected when townsfolk far away from each other have similar experiences being scammed by this guy#I also think it shows that Michael has two sides to his personality:#sweet angel cinnamon roll too pure for this world#and your typical sassy teen#he's hit his rebellious and sarcastic phase lol#he's usually a terrible liar though#most adults can see through his attempts anyway#i guess he's only able to dupe the very young and the elderly#micaehl you little shit#i love him#pokemon XD#Orre
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