#he is a sarcastic little shit
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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I want a Harry Potter time travel or alternate universe or fix it fiction where he doesn't give a fuck and fucks all the shit up all the while, never word vomiting everything he knows. Like, he aces the class, bc why not. Charms the trousers off everyone but never takes shit from anyone and disrespects all the authority figures
What I wouldn't give to read a fic like tht
#hp#harry potter#harry potter fanfiction#fic recs#time travel#fix it#reincarnation#alternate universe#or any other similar fic where he has future knowledge#Harry Potter is a little shit#tomarry#harrymort#pairings are okay so long as it ain't hinny#sarcastic harry#and sassy too#he disrespects every authority figure#in all the ways possible#can someone recommend me a fic like thar#or use this idea in their fic
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Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry
I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe
#look at him omg#i like my men bloody as you can see#i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin#something took over my body for a bit#scary shit#anyyyyways#in my little brainrot head#harry potter#is an actual sarcastic shithead#just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy#just a little idiot jock#but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm#omg#he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE#just to piiisssss hermione off#brown harry potter#drarry#draco malfoy#also pleaseee mercy#i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it#im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED#sniffs sniffs in Mexican
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Y'all keep forgetting that Will Solace is not some soft little doctor but a battle medic. This boy was trained in the middle of combat more than he was trained in the infirmary. He is a badass regardless of if he can fight or not.
#hes also a sarcastic little shit whos not scared to put anyone in their place#thank you for coming to my ted talk#will solace#nico di angelo#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa
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Klarion redesign
Here’s some random trivia on him :
- He’s 26 here but looks and acts older
- He’s very posh and speaks in old English like in Seven Soldiers
- Him and Teekl have a disdain for humans, especially « uncle » Jason
- His power limiters impact his personality but one day he’ll get them off and he’ll be a chaotic shit once again
- He can still use a little bit of magic but mostly to annoy people, he uses it a lot on Jason
#he’s still a little piece of shit#he’s very sarcastic too#this is Klarion from The Demon btw! 😊#anyways I hope you enjoy!#klarion bleak#klarion dc#dc#The Demon#Jason Blood#Etrigan#Teekl#dc character redesign#he’s evil he’s just hiding it 😏#klarion#the demon klarion#how many tags can I fit in this#art#my art#klarion redesign#ok I’m done 😗
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This is probably one of my favorite lines of dialogue in the game.
#stephic edits#my edits#gifs#final fantasy xvi#ffxvi#ffxvi spoilers#final fantasy xvi spoilers#hugo kupka#sleipnir harbard#what an sarcastic little shit#i love him#an icon#even if he isn't an eikon#get it?#:DDDD#i promise i'm almost done content spamming here soon
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Fully believe that Dire Crowley would absolutely 110% choke Bill out as soon as he opens his mouth
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#shitpost#extreme shitpost#gravity falls shitpost#twisted wonderland shitpost#gravity falls bill#gf bill cipher#bill cipher#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#dire crowley#twst crowley#headmage crowley#disney#he'd choke this little shit immediately cuz he's a sarcastic asshat lmfao#it's the funniest image in my head rn fam you don't understand
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mc who listens to funky/upbeat music whenever doing chores and cleaning around hol, singing along and dancing around
slowly, the brothers start to join the cleaning shenanigans and eventually all eight of them are jamming along to livin' la vida loca or something
#now mammon and asmo would be the first ones to join#satan joins sarcastically since he sees it seems to irk lucifer#levi doesnt want to get dragged into normie shit but mc takes his hands and pulls him to dance anyway so he cant refuse#beel is a little confused but happy that everyone else seems to be having a good time so he joins as well#all the ruckus would wake up belphie and drag him out of his slumber#and chores DO seem more tolerable when youre singing along to mambo no 5#in the end lucifer cant refuse either and he will ever so slightly swing his hips to madonna while doing the dishes#obey me#obey me headcanons#this is so silly but i cant get it outof my head akdjsjd
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I've been rewatching the first two seasons of The Bear so I can watch the third season that just came out and man the character writing in this show makes me froth at the mouth it's like some of the best arcs I've ever seen in a TV series
#little infodump in the tags bc no one I know is watching this show so I need to spill all my thoughts somewhere LOL#Richie is my favorite he makes me go ballistic especially in the episode Forks#just rewatched that episode and it always makes me cry when he has his moment where he finally Gets it#he's such a shit stain of a guy I would probably hate him if I knew him in real life lmfao but as a character he is so fantastically writte#I also really love Marcus but he hasn't had as big of a development as Richie has#Sydney is awesome but she's. so much like me in the way where I cringe at her sometimes LMAO#when she's acting super sarcastic and holier than thou I can't look directly at it it's too much like me when I'm at my worst DHF;LKDFH#god I hope Marcus and Sydney get together they are so cute#unusually good chemistry for a straight ship LOL /hj#I also love Tina but my only complaint with her is that I kinda wish her arc in the first season took a little more time#bc she started off as a real asshole just like all the characters did but she had a much more sudden switch#but I guess it makes sense for her now that I think about it bc she's shown to be a very sweet and compassionate person#it's just that she doesn't trust Sydney at first so once she gets over that then she's sweet with her too#excited to learn more about Ebra he reminds me a lot of an old coworker#also obvs no spoilers for season 3 please I haven't got there yet#lyla's talking again
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jesper, watching kaz and inej: I can see what’s happening
wylan: what?
jesper, literally throwing his arm over his eyes: and they- they- they don’t even have a clue!
wylan: who???
jesper, now on the floor, because he’s a dramatic bitch who needs to swoon: they’ll fall in love- and here’s the bottom line, ok- our trio’s down to TWOOOOOOO
wylan, blinking at him: …there’s four of us
jesper: THATS NOT THE POINT WYLAN JESUS
#obviously jesper’s happy for them#but also#he’s the biggest fucking diva on this side of the fold#and wylan isn’t stupid#he’s just a sarcastic little shit who likes to fuck with his boyfriend#while batting his eyes#soc#SoC#wesper#jesper x wylan#wylan hendriks#soc wylan#wylan van eck#jesper#jesper fahey#jesper my beloved#kanej#kazzle dazzle#kaz brekker#kaz x inej#my darling inej#inej my beloved#inej gafha#six of crows#shadow and bone#oop forgot to credit the lion king#the lion king#emme’s bad ideas
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Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Jason: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
#incorrect quotes#jason todd#dc universe#dc incorrect quotes#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#batbros#batfamily#tim drake#incorrect red hood#he's trying his best#jason todd is a sarcastic little shit#he's not stupid he's just a smartass
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Hadrian Evans was the bane of his existence that's what tom thought because he would talk to everyone but him ,laugh with Orion black, help the 'puffs, smile at anyone but him and it was driving him insane
#hp#tomarry#harrymort#tomarrymort#harry potter#tom riddle#hadrian evans#Tom's frustrated#n jealous#but won't admit#harry is oblivious#sarcastic harry#time travel#harry potter is a little shit#tom wants his attention#he couldn't care less
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The Eds meet the main Home Movies trio how would it go
#ed edd n eddy#home movies#crossover#i know you can kinda make parallels between the characters#especially late stage brendon#hes such a jerk i love him#him and eddy would both try and be the main character and bicker about it so hard#i think the home movies kids have that sarcastic edge that the eds cant really beat#double d is definitely better at it but hes not trying to start shit so he doesnt really have to worry about all that anyway#see they come from different genres so seeing them interact would be really interesting#like home movies is an adult show so the characters are more mature/intellegent on account of the writing#even though theyre way younger than the eds lol#oh man Edd would hear one of them curse and get all flustered like#“well I certainly wasnt speaking in such a distasteful manner at your age young man.”#then jason tells him to stop being a square and Melissa laughs at him a little#heheheheh compared to ed and edd theyre so baddddd#eddy wins in the 'maturity' (if you can call it that) and 'assholery' departments he could easily beat them at either of those#but he'd have to make up for the other 2 eds pretty hard lol#i think mellisa and edd would get along nicely though#its mostly eddy trying to scam them and the home movies kids not taking that shit#eddy and brendon wouldnt get along at all#mannnn brendon is so cute i got to the s3 finale hes such a kid its adorable#little fucker and hes only like 8#hes such a jerrrrrrrrk hehehehehehehehehehe
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guys i gave angus glasses whats the opinion here
#angus tully#dominic sessa#what do yall think#he looks so cute and more studious with them on#oh the studious smart kid is also an asshole and sarcastic little shit
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This book is great
Obi-Wan flatly says “Thank you for your unsolicited opinion” to some kid complaining about his padawan braid
#could i love him any more#he is constantly drowning in anxiety while simultaneously being a sarcastic little shit#hes the best#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#padawan obi wan#padawan kiersten white#sw padawan#kenobi#star wars books#star wars novels#padawan#padawan book#kate's post
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is it morally correct when you and your younger sister, both filipino, were picking lemons to be angry at a white american man when he made a joke that you and your younger sisters were child slaves working away and should get lashed when we were resting when the Filipinos has a History With America (colonization)?
(addition: i have a darker complexion compared to my two siblings)
#crow talks#this is the same piece of shit from my church that left bc of personal reasons (cant disclose obviously)#i find it weird he SPECIFICALLY made these jokes w me and my younger sister. dude what the fuck#he keeps making jokes that my dad should beat us with a belt to be disciplined even tho my younger sister has told my parents in the past--#that her getting “punished” with those beatings made her feel terrible and act out. like???#he doesnt know that piece of info but my dad plays him up (i think to make what he says a little less harsh but idfk) which is fucked up#an example is me not knowing marvel stuff and i forget a villian's face and is disappointed w me even tho i DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT MARVEL--#ANYMORE. my dad comes up and he's says (paraphrased) “you aren't parenting them right if they dont know shit abt marvel” WHAT THE FUCK?#even if he's sarcastic abt all of the shit he says it's still FUCKED UP TO JOKE ABOUT BEATING CHILDREN YOU AREN'T CLOSE TO !!!!!!
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