#he is a sarcastic little shit
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chessb0r3d · 11 months ago
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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I want a Harry Potter time travel or alternate universe or fix it fiction where he doesn't give a fuck and fucks all the shit up all the while, never word vomiting everything he knows. Like, he aces the class, bc why not. Charms the trousers off everyone but never takes shit from anyone and disrespects all the authority figures
What I wouldn't give to read a fic like tht
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teddytheartist · 10 months ago
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Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry
I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe
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echo-stimmingrose · 11 months ago
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Y'all keep forgetting that Will Solace is not some soft little doctor but a battle medic. This boy was trained in the middle of combat more than he was trained in the infirmary. He is a badass regardless of if he can fight or not.
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witch-supermarket · 7 months ago
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Klarion redesign
Here’s some random trivia on him :
- He’s 26 here but looks and acts older
- He’s very posh and speaks in old English like in Seven Soldiers
- Him and Teekl have a disdain for humans, especially « uncle » Jason
- His power limiters impact his personality but one day he’ll get them off and he’ll be a chaotic shit once again
- He can still use a little bit of magic but mostly to annoy people, he uses it a lot on Jason
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stephicness · 1 year ago
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This is probably one of my favorite lines of dialogue in the game.
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misteria247 · 1 month ago
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Fully believe that Dire Crowley would absolutely 110% choke Bill out as soon as he opens his mouth
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nyansatan · 9 months ago
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mc who listens to funky/upbeat music whenever doing chores and cleaning around hol, singing along and dancing around
slowly, the brothers start to join the cleaning shenanigans and eventually all eight of them are jamming along to livin' la vida loca or something
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lylahammar · 4 months ago
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I've been rewatching the first two seasons of The Bear so I can watch the third season that just came out and man the character writing in this show makes me froth at the mouth it's like some of the best arcs I've ever seen in a TV series
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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year ago
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jesper, watching kaz and inej: I can see what’s happening
wylan: what?
jesper, literally throwing his arm over his eyes: and they- they- they don’t even have a clue!
wylan: who???
jesper, now on the floor, because he’s a dramatic bitch who needs to swoon: they’ll fall in love- and here’s the bottom line, ok- our trio’s down to TWOOOOOOO
wylan, blinking at him: …there’s four of us
jesper: THATS NOT THE POINT WYLAN JESUS
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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 2 years ago
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Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Jason: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Hadrian Evans was the bane of his existence that's what tom thought because he would talk to everyone but him ,laugh with Orion black, help the 'puffs, smile at anyone but him and it was driving him insane
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greetingsfromuranus · 4 months ago
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The Eds meet the main Home Movies trio how would it go
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moony-right · 7 months ago
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guys i gave angus glasses whats the opinion here
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weregonnabecoolbeans · 9 months ago
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This book is great
Obi-Wan flatly says “Thank you for your unsolicited opinion” to some kid complaining about his padawan braid
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caramelmochacrow · 24 days ago
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is it morally correct when you and your younger sister, both filipino, were picking lemons to be angry at a white american man when he made a joke that you and your younger sisters were child slaves working away and should get lashed when we were resting when the Filipinos has a History With America (colonization)?
(addition: i have a darker complexion compared to my two siblings)
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