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I think the villain of The Batman 2 should be the scarecrow selling fear toxin vapes on campus but that’s just me
#dc comics#batman#the scarecrow#scarecrow dc#jonathan crane#he is a professor so it would make sense#the batman
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shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc
#witch hat tag#orufrey#the first image is qifrey dressed as that guy. i'm glad she has an inexplicable attachment to some dorky pokemon man like i do#someone was like 'wouldn't it make more sense for deanreldea to be the champion' .... well no. not in my world .#it maps onto magic skill. champions aren't like the Rulers of the land they're just the most skilled at this thing#oru as a burnt out champion who's gently encouraging a kid like coco to reach him one day means a lot to me. i like pokemon narratives#agott went shiny hunting for the same thing coco had but cooler - just to impress her. she really is a pokemon rival type girl#pushing myself to the limit to prove my worth to you - to get to the summit first so i'm waiting for you..#and then realising it wasn't just to be strong - i realised i started wanting to see your smile. i wanted you to have fun.#i think coco would defeat agott at the end of victory road and then defeat oru & i'll probably draw one last thing abt that at least..#the image is very cinematic..the dialogue and music in my mind..I WANT TO FACE ORU!!!!!!!!!!#the super cool insanely powerful awesome champion is the spouse of my professor and he gave me advice at the beginning...no way....#btw the elite four would be the sages which is perfect (and maybe easthies as the first guy?) evil Team Brimhats#coustas as their renegade gladion-type figure. the gym leaders would be like sun/moon and s/v combined#travelling around facing the best students from different classes - so jujy and eunie etc.#i've barely thought about 'teams' or anything bc i care amore about the narrative side of things always lol#but idk. tetia with a swirlix - eunie would be ghost type boy - riche with small things but also a ceruledge or a steelix something massiv#and brushbug would have a final form which is really long like an eastern dragon- fluffy and with wings like a fairy. It's beautiful to me#well anyway *tries to move on to the rest of life now the brief obsession has passed*#obviously oru would be fire-type tho and qifrey would be water-type and they set off together and traded their starters etc.....it goes on
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i wonder how long it took for charles to get out of his habits and depression after dofp
putting my problems on charles lmao
charles not wanting to change but knowing he needs too because nothing beneficial will come out of staying in his sad little bubble of alcohol and the serum.
i find it kind of unrealistic to just be able to get out of that hole. he would be going through two different types of withdrawal and his ex kinda broke his heart again
the main reason he got out of the house was because logan told him about the future and that his sister was going to be tortured and experimented on
he would also have to get re-used to not using his legs AND telepathy
bro stronger than me damn
i feel like mental health was also definitely not treated the same way it is now compared to the 70s so he pretty much just has hank as a support beam
change is an incredibly difficult thing so i bet it took at least a few years for charles to heal from all those years of drinking and taking too high a dose of the serum and depression. even then he still clearly has some lingering habits as we can see in dark pheonix he resorts to drinking whenever he struggles with something (and this is 20 years after dofp)
this guy crazy forreal
#venting my problems on the internet to a bunch of strangers through the mask of dofp charles lmao#i am diagnosed with depression that bitch keeps coming back#my struggling king he gets it 💔#taking the first step to getting better is always so fucking difficult how tf did charles do it#it’d make a lot more sense if it was a gradual thing then him just kinda snapping one day#how would he have dealt with the setbacks as well#how many years did it take before he started the school back up#honestly everyone is different when it comes to recovery he might of just sucked it up and went on his way who knows#charles xavier#x men#professor x#x men days of future past#mental health#wish does not shut up
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HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
LAYTON USES TU FOR FUTURE LUKE BUT SWITCHES TO VOUS THE SECOND CLIVE'S IDENTITY IS REVEALED.
Tu and vous both mean you but Tu implies closeness : in the entirety of Unwound Future, Layton only ever uses Tu with Flora, the Lukes and Claire
#I'm shaking crying throwing up#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.#He immediately uses tu for Future Luke which is A LOT#In real life we often stumble trying to know which one to use because vous is distance but also respect like for a boss or teacher#(Everyone except Claire uses vous for Layton because he's a highly educated adult and a gentleman)#Layton must really appreciate and trust Luke. He immediately went 'Oh that's a Luke of course he's a close one'#And it makes sense that he would discard the tu when he finds out that nope this is a total stranger manipulating us all#But also normal people would go from tu (affectionate) to tu (derogatory). Of course Layton doesn't as a gentleman but. Ouch#And he never goes back to tu not even after finding out Clive is the orphan he saved#I'm crying why are you doing that to me. It's so subtle I had NEVER noticed but it's there#Maybe the vous will go back to respect or pleasant distance one day but Clive isn't deserving of a tu. He's not Luke. He's a stranger#I HAVE to do a complete pronoun analysis one day. I've talked about it here and there but I need to do a big analysis#Professeur layton et le destin perdu#Professeur layton#hershel layton#clive dove#Been posting a lot of angst lately oops#Professor layton and the unwound Future#Professor layton and the lost future#Unwound Future spoilers#Lost Future spoilers
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(spoilers) something something au where both kids get adopted. des in stansbury
#des in stansbury au#desmond sycamore#hershel layton#artfarts#professor layton#hershel bronev#professor layton fanart#theodore bronev#more info later if i want to post it but the lowdown is they still swapped names#the laytons told them last min that “we can have both”#logic gets thrown out for a bit but I think this concept is so funny#des is like “well shit” and thinks having his brother's name is cringe so#instead of changing back like a smart person he just changes his own name instead#in this sense i guess he would be desmond layton#i think its the absurdity of changing names many times that makes me laugh
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Since the Death Note kills people based on their preferred name and it's not exactly clear if Descole is a name or an alias I've been thinking about this a lot. Does Descole view "Jean Descole" as his name or is it just a descriptor of the remains Desmond Sycamore? Does a small, tucked away part of him still believe he is Desmond Sycamore? I don't know I'm leaving it up to the Desgirlies on Tumblr who know him better than I do to answer this.
#hershel bronev is the wrong answer because he discarded that name a long time ago sorry#it's very clear that his name before his family was murdered was Desmond Sycamore#also if the answer is Jean Descole would I have to imagine Desmond Sycamore's face#i guess so right it just makes sense. Feels weird tho lol#anyway happy sycamore sunday have this thing that has been in my drafts for one million year#professor layton spoilers#pl spoilers#jean descole#descole#desmond sycamore#professor layton#death note
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Got this idea immediately after seeing this poll btw
#starkid#professor henry hidgens#professor hidgens#henry hidgens#In case you're wondering why these are the options: Nick has played Henry. Joey & James both sang SSN at the Jangle Ball Tour.#Will has very quickly become sorta like a possible replacement for RM in mine and others eyes of that makes sense? Like ppl have been#saying that he could probably play all of RM's roles and do better and that they'd like to see him as Ethan and stuff#I've seen a few ppl suggest AJ but mainly me I just really think AJ would make a great Hidge. And then Thomas was someone I saw get#fancasted as Hidgens a lot and ppl still say he'd make a good Hidgens so
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evidence i spent at least five minutes talking to my brother today:
[wikipedia tab open for wolf-rayet stars] [cartoonishly large image of the antennae galaxies open in a tab] [arxiv page of a paper called "can slow pulsars in Milky Way globular clusters form via partial recycling?" in a tab] [iopcience page of a paper called "prospects for detecting fast radio bursts in the globular clusters of nearby galaxies" open in a tab] [iopscience page of a paper called "inkjet printable-photoactive all inorganic perovskite films with long effective photocarrier lifetimes" in another tab] [wikipedia page for laser cooling in a tab] [wikipedia page for doppler cooling in a tab] [wikipedia page for the doppler effect in a tab] [wikipedia page for sisyphus cooling in a tab] [wikipedia page for polarization open in a tab] [wikipedia page for thermite open in a tab] [wikipedia page for hydrocarbons in a tab] [google search "rayon cooling" that i got distracted from while trying to figure out what the fuck he was saying because i didn't hear him right open in another tab]
#red rambles#he's an astrophysics major. but like. he should be a professor#man explained the concept of photon pressure and how especially massive stars destroy themselves via its mechanism in like.#three minutes.#and i was like wow okay that makes a lot of sense and is really easy to understand. and he was like there's a three minute explanation and a#full hour long one and it entirely depends on how much you know about like. basic physics LMFAO#and i went Okay that makes sense. you probably have to explain how photons work right. and he was like. lol. i have to explain gravity and#basic relativity#<-I would get so annoyed trying to explain these things to more than two people in my life. and he does it for fun#we were supposed to just like book plane tickets home because jetblue was doing a sale#but we ended up yapping about astrophysics for like four hours LMAO
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um. uh. hi every body. something evil and malevolent happened in my brain this month.
this is. um. a Jet Set Radio/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Death joke AU, spawned out of a in-joke that started in a pokepasta discord. my apologies to both the pokepasta and jsr fandoms
the entire basis is the idea that Corn in Future retconned og JSR Beat as leader/founder of the GGs (is beat being leader in the og even CANON?) so Corn and Beat are the Myras. no it's not a joke funny enough to justify how many hours i sunk into drawing these. no attempt was made to change the setting, assign most of the other cast, or otherwise make this au hold up to ANY amount of scrutiny. if i tried to make this actually work somehow then i'd REALLY end up too far gone. also i keep calling myrtle!beat "Meat".
MEANWHILE, IN A BETTER UNIVERSE:,
#jet set radio#pokepasta#creepypasta#jsr#explorers of death#pokemon#crossover#gore#body horror#blood#ask to tag#long post#jsr eod#also i said ''i didnt assign almost anyone else'' but thats not entirely true.#i did assign dj professor k as wigglytuff. but i decided i needed to draw a line in the sand somewhere#and drawing dj k as eod!wigglytuff is simply too much. some mental images really DONT need to be inflicted on others#i also thought about who would be grovyle and ended up leaning towards combo#i sort of think of him as having protagonist swag about him bc of chapter 2 in teh first game.#also i have a running joke w my sibling about combo being meta-aware bc of a jp-only line he has in future#where he tells roboy he wants to save.#i swear to god i had more reasoning than this but my mind is drawing a blank rn. sad#also i guess this would imply that cube and coin would be celebi and dusknoir but theyre not even in explorers of death so RIP#i did also briefly consider clutch as grovyle bc 1. stealing things lol and 2. joke about him being future-exclusive#and grovyle is FROM DA FUTURE... but frankly clutch does not feel like he could pull off being grovyle. in my opinion.#also i guess sitting here now i suppose it wouldnt even make sense in the context of the eod au cuz everyone but the main trio is og jsr#on that note. i had no idea what to do for gum's design so i chose the most awkward route possible i guess. im sorry gum.#in general gum kinda got the short end of the stick here due to being consistently the Second-in-Command meaning she's shadow#I'M SORRY WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#well at least she's better off than yoyo. me n my sibling just automatically were like ''he's bidoof'' ''yeah he's bidoof''#also like last note. but. the jet set radio fandom is SEVERELY lacking cliche edgy over the top evil creepypasta versions of the cast
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Called my aunt to wish her a happy birthday and we spent an hour discussing what I was doing with my life 😭
#my uncle wants me to go get a PhD in quant or finance or information systems and then become a professor#OR#be a lawyer or a dentist#the PhD thing was very specifically catered when I was like 👉🏽👈�� I wanna teach#none of those things sound all that appealing..#space law Has Potential#but I think it would make me want to rip my hair out#they were both like. you have two years but then figure your life out by then#and then they were like. what is ur cousin doing. has he proposed yet#and I was like ??? it hasn’t even bee n a year?? I think they’re going to Japan#and oopsies apparently he had not told them they were going to Japan#my bad#after I. very reasonably said it makes sense to wait 2-3 years#he went ‘what is there going to be left to talk about then. life is all downhill from there. might as well get married now’#and. I’ve never ever ever heard that from a human being before#WHAT DO U MEAN YOULL RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT#I could never#anyways love having my existential crises exacerbated by familial interactions#they just Say Things#I need to study. I’m gonna go do that maybe#actually no I want to complain more. my uncle keeps saying that the problem with space is that there’s only a few cities that work on it.#and that’s gonna limit my choice of partner#(so funny how they say partner. they are very homophobic and have no idea or they’d go THE MAN YOU MARRY like my mother does)#I feel like space is growing…#altho I’m sure that’s what people thought in the 60s and 70s and 80s and 90s#idk some of these bitches have been around since like the 70s and 80s and 90s#so it’s not like they all got fired immediately#my dental hygienist was telling me space was great until Obama slashed the budget#I didn’t have anything to say back considering I was 8 when he was elected and know v little about his policies#anyways. this is a psa to not call ur relatives even to wish them happy bday because then they’ll trap u in conversation and make u question
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My most important (and probably only) orientation headcanon is that Desmond is bi except no one has told him what bisexuality is yet and he just thinks that he cannot possibly be gay because he likes women and was literally married to one. someone please tell him
#professor layton#desmond sycamore#descole#not putting that in the post bc i only sometimes think of him as trans as well but he has a lot of themes of changing identity and leaving#the past behind so it would make sense and all im saying is the combination w luke being transmasc its hilarious bc#diversity win! the only other trans person you know kidnapped your family and destroyed your hometown
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mean this completely seriously, taking earth science and 2 geography classes this year has made me understand poetry again
#and I would Like to say that it’s making me a better writer bc i’m more conscious of#physical/tangible things#I have written so much bad poetry in my life but one poem I think about a lot#from back when I was a freshman in college & somehow brave enough to seek critique from my poetry professor on stuff I’d written for fun#anyway he didn’t think it was very good (it wasn’t) & the piece of advice that lodged itself in my brain was to Write About The Concrete#so the next poem I wrote started with:#‘write about the concrete’ he said. / so this is me / writing about the concrete#and then I proceeded to write the most emotionally devastating thing that I had written up until that point#that was entirely centered on sense memories of dating killian in hs LOL#still not good! but it marked a turning point for me#marc.txt
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my favorite statistics professor (i've only had one but like hear me out) is leaving the uni forever. no one will tell lame jokes about statistics anymore. truly a great loss to everyone.
#apparently academic comitee were dicks to him and he resigned#which is!!! so!!! sad!!!!#he was. like. The Guy. The Logical Guy#he really was ready to teach everyone and make things better#him and my physio profs#who just are guys passionate about physiology#they all made me love science#like yeah!!! we just want to find out stuff!!!#but you know at the end of the day even though academia might be a rotten greedy glory and status machine#it is worth it if its you and your advisor against mechanisms of nature#and it is worth it if you have all the tools (statistics) to work with to make sense of what you're doing and claiming#man man man#the future in academia is not bright but if there is someone like me who has knocked their head and loves science and wants to do it#i would like to be there for them just like my professors did for me#yes the system is rigged yes it sucks BUT IT CAN GET BETTER#if it's just for one guy who really loves biology it is enough
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just finished watching endings, beginnings and its.....a movie.
#LMAAAAAO#it's not /that/ bad#there was potentional#it's just#told so messily#which makes sense bc the main character is messy as fuck#and i get her don't get me wrong#it was just...that#like it takes a whileeeee to get to the point#if there even is one lol#like i've read the whole love triangle thing so many times now#and the 'who would u choose?'#one has a stable job writer/professor nice house a cute lil dog#and one's the daring chaotic spontaneous adventurous guy with GREAT sex btw sksksksk#but it was just so so messily done storytelling wise 😭😭😭#okay to be completely honest#i watched it for sebastian stan#and i did not regret that aspect of it LMAAAAAAO#he was so chaotic in the film#a walking red flag if you will#but goddamn did he look hot during it LKASLAKS#anyways great actors need to pick greater scripts#that's my conclusion#t's live babble
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just realised that as far as i recall it hwu mc doesn’t cry at any point in hunts date quests and i think this is the biggest evidence of them being weird. not that people who don’t cry are weird but hwu mc specifically is very weird for not crying
#pixelberry leaned on so hard on mc pursuing hunt so He wouldn’t be a creep. that not only it made mc a creep but just…#badly written as a person. that’s not a reason person lmaooooo#real*#they get nervous and like. sad i guess at some points but those are underwhelming reactions to what is going on in their life. when they ar#Not a person with small emotions. they are reckless and selfish and entitled#like mc is blackmailed by bianca and they uh. don’t get super fucking worried about potentially destroying hunts life and career??#they try to fight bianca and go against her wishes which is just so. immature and NOT how you would act in this situation esp if you Care#about the person you are dating? if you see how SERIOUS this entire situation is? if you are aware of how fucked up is for a prof and a#student to date? lmao. it’s not a joke man#okay i guess the problem is not even them not crying is that their reactions don’t match what’s going on. this is not a emotionally stable#person. they are not mature. for gods sake they bought a ticket and stalked their professor to a masquerade ball and kissed him under false#pretences. and i know i just said they react weirdly to bianca’s blackmail but what i mean is that it’s. inconsistent#and also lmaoooo hunt is being extremely mean to them and like they Deserve it but at the same time they don’t even bat an eye?#i guess they’re too delusional for that but come on it must hurt a littleee#at the end of date auction when hunt leaves they’re like well that’s life without thomas hunt :( and i’m like man. idk. i think this#should’ve gone differently#i don’t know these quests always read as if mc Was Right All Along and that justifies their behaviour which is weird but also. because mc#‘was right all along’ they also didn’t put effort into making mc react like a real person. since they were so convicted. and Correct#so like hunt being mean to them doesn’t hurt them because he’s just masking his feelings. and because mc is Correct this is True. and also#means they wouldn’t be hurt by it since he doesn’t mean it. which is not how human beings fucking WORK#actually a person like mc Should be really hurt because they’re entitled have no regards for peoples feelings and think they’re correct#okay about the inconsistency. they want mc to be super mature so it makes sense why hunt would date this person but that makes mc ooc and…#weirdly calm about everything. and then at the same time they need/want mc to do things that a mature person would not do to move the plot#this is rambly i’ve just been thinking ahout this lately because there’s a line in first date that really pisses me off
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*during deep stomach palpation practice*
Me: *holding two fingers on the pylorus projection point, mentally counting down the seconds after which you're supposed to hear a squeaking noise* You hear anything?
Groupmate №1 with stethoscope next to me: Nah
Groupmate №2, slowly coming up behind him three seconds later: *squeaks right in his ear*
Groupmate №1, startling and nearly getting up to chase him: Well, I certainly heard it NOW
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Later, when I got called to repeat liver palpation after the professor and was struggling with percussion:
Prof: How do you hammer a nail?
Me:...With force?
Prof: Perpendicularly. You hammer it perpendicularly.
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Even later, catching up with other groups before the 3pm lecture:
Groupmate: Oh, so you tried palpation today? Well, what is the Mack-Burney point?
Person: What?
Me: Do your knobs turn?
Person: WHAT?!
Groupmate: Does your pylorus squeak?
Person: HUH?!
Me: Do you know how to feed the alligators?
Mutual acquaintance from another group, who originally approached because he heard us talking about urine analysis since we have our tests on that tomorrow while they're barely starting the GI tract:
#our professor is... interesting#the best metaphor would be while everyone is on the rails‚ we're trying to survive an open-air japanese bullet train on the parallel track#we study the same material but in order for us to survive our classes we need to do absolutely the most since he expects so much#case in point: we were asking about extra time to rework stuff we failed and he literally went 'don't worry‚ a D here is an A on the exam'#which. considering that 2/3 correct questions is a D. makes sense#also case in point: we're not supposed to cover urine analysis‚ and we're DEFINITELY not supposed to cover urine probes#but he said it would be on the test‚ so we will‚ because what can you even do#med school stuff#med school diaries#med school#med school shenanigans
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