#anyways love having my existential crises exacerbated by familial interactions
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Called my aunt to wish her a happy birthday and we spent an hour discussing what I was doing with my life đ
#my uncle wants me to go get a PhD in quant or finance or information systems and then become a professor#OR#be a lawyer or a dentist#the PhD thing was very specifically catered when I was like đđ˝đđ˝ I wanna teach#none of those things sound all that appealing..#space law Has Potential#but I think it would make me want to rip my hair out#they were both like. you have two years but then figure your life out by then#and then they were like. what is ur cousin doing. has he proposed yet#and I was like ??? it hasnât even bee n a year?? I think theyâre going to Japan#and oopsies apparently he had not told them they were going to Japan#my bad#after I. very reasonably said it makes sense to wait 2-3 years#he went âwhat is there going to be left to talk about then. life is all downhill from there. might as well get married nowâ#and. Iâve never ever ever heard that from a human being before#WHAT DO U MEAN YOULL RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT#I could never#anyways love having my existential crises exacerbated by familial interactions#they just Say Things#I need to study. Iâm gonna go do that maybe#actually no I want to complain more. my uncle keeps saying that the problem with space is that thereâs only a few cities that work on it.#and thatâs gonna limit my choice of partner#(so funny how they say partner. they are very homophobic and have no idea or theyâd go THE MAN YOU MARRY like my mother does)#I feel like space is growingâŚ#altho Iâm sure thatâs what people thought in the 60s and 70s and 80s and 90s#idk some of these bitches have been around since like the 70s and 80s and 90s#so itâs not like they all got fired immediately#my dental hygienist was telling me space was great until Obama slashed the budget#I didnât have anything to say back considering I was 8 when he was elected and know v little about his policies#anyways. this is a psa to not call ur relatives even to wish them happy bday because then theyâll trap u in conversation and make u question
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