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heres my little maid dress man oc i made 2 days ago, the whole story is that he takes jobs to clean different locations, he also can detect how bad (filthy) a person is, and fights the urge to get rid of them in order to 'keep the world clean' posted him for artfight before the website died </3
#oc#oc art#he hates anything dirty#way too serious about his job#calm down buddy!!!#i like maid dresses a lot i just think they look really cool#wanted to put someone in one
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What's up with some people in the aot fandom and thier hatred for Hange? Ya'll good? Clearly some people completely missed the point of how good thier character is. I wanted to talk to someone about them and this fucking person goes "not even levi likes her why should I? She stinks in canon too" Never blocked someone faster. Some of you don't have friends and it shows in how you think that Levi hates Hange. They singlehandedly carried the survey corps in many things.
#they are my top 3 faves#especially not the whole 'they were a bad commnder' bullshit#or the whole theu are dirty argumnet#more like they are are workaholic who is focused on doing researcher and fogrets things like that#I dont get the hate they on anything#burh they are friends#i just wanted to see some fanart onsted what i got was people being salty about hange and her closeness with levi#they just have banter between them its how they bond#he dosent hate them never did#hange#hange zoe#attack on titan#levi#levi ackerman
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… 𝔗𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔣 𝔇𝔞𝔴𝔫 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱
#the valentinos#dawn gaffney#oooo can I say dawn is my favorite already RWAAAAA#its just the moon scene that really got me WOAH. I FREAKIN ATE#FUN FACT: dawn was actually a human decades ago. she was very poor and almost starved to death but to her luck-#-she met vladamir (aka her husband now) who was a young naive vampire but still w a great power to transform a 💁♀️ to🧛♀️#dawn at that time would do anything to just stop the hunger so what happened next? yep vlad turned her into a vampire#the insane part is dawn as vampire is worser than human… she literally hunts humans and locks them in a cell to drink their blood…#yes dawn also an evil vampire the EXACT OPPOSITE of vlad- idk how they fell in love w each others laters#love is indeed blind#also adam (aka her eldest son) hes the one brings these humans- he hates doing it but dawn has insane aura/power to dominates that-#-why he prefers to do his mother’s dirty work over getting dominated by her AH#ts4#sims 4#simblr#simblereen#ts4 vampires#sims 4 vampires#ts4 edit#sims 4 edit
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(elden ring DLC spoilers)
i fucking love Radahn so much, what i wouldnt give to meet ACTUAL him, he just gets toyed with and exploited so cruelly, you never really get to know him or what he wants im hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so normal :)
like i know theres little to go by with typical fromsoft lore and stuff but agreeing to marry miquelly feels so ... not radahn like, why would he have fought malenia and then even after gettign the rot refuse to die if he wanted that .... also didnt he believe in the golden order?? miquella wanted to replace it basically????-
even his 'new' design feels like some idealized version of him that miquella dreamed up, theres significant differences in whats left of radahn in the main game and i feel like even that is an important detail (the braids ... i braids are IMPORTANT IM TELLING YOU-) like it .... to some degrees looks ..almost cheap, like an action figure (what the hell are all those sword things on his belt?? he has his two giant blades that dont go in that??? he would never use a different one?? whats it doing here??) (also the fact that leonard is missing .... like sure we like to over emphasize some character quirks but i also feel like thats and important thing- leonard clearly meant alot to him and he had him still with him when he was fighting malenia and stayed together even after rotting away)
what really REALLY makes me so very "normal" about everything is that radahn remains voiceless and has no say in anythign the entire time we meet him, hes either a zombie or a literally flesh puppet constructed by his own half brother (out of another family member, which clearly shows bc hes using blood magic and got horns growing)- aside from very few quotes on some items we never get to know him, we dont know what he wanted, he gets dragged into this and is then like some animated statue, theres no emotion in his face, even less sound he makes when fighting, even, in my opinion, his animation in the final DLC fight seem OFF to me- it looks stiff how hes moving whenever hes not actively attacking
(also miquella and what he wants is constantly talked about, but while its all about radahn in a way . we never hear anything from radahns side, its never even questioned. as far as i know, like !!!!! argh!!!)
(edit: also also the fact that in this puppet version of the design changes arent just the armor, his skin is different color too, even in the trailer when he fights malenia- BEFORE the rot- he seemed sort of ashy- greyish dark, even if hard to tell with color tint- his hair much longer in og now much shorter and in braids, his armor less practical and more show offy, he doesnt have a bow, even his swords look different, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his weird anatomy he seems to have in og that i think is from renalla is gone too- AND yes i know his body is constructed from moghs there- which makes this all so much worse bc almost all that was him is stripped away and twisted into what miquella wants from him, second phase its almost all light attacks tooo- ok im stopping this now)
i know it might seem like im just making excuses bc i cant handle my favorite character agreeing to marry his own half brother- BUT I DONT CARE- HE DIDNT WANT IT- WE DONT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS- WE NEVER GET TO ASK HIM- HE NEVER GETS TO SPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDJKBHKFJBGSKBVGFHDKBFKABKBA
#ganondoodles talks#elden ring#elden ring spoilers#elden ring DLC spoilers#the remix of his OST im going NUTS#my eyes are unblinkly glued to the screen#watchign a stream of the final fight#and i feel like a teen watching their crush perform at sports#(or how i imagine it)#and at the same time filled with grief an hate bc hes done so DIRTY#get your grabby little hands off him miquella#how hes hanging around him im AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH#like an actual puppet master its creepy and possesive if you know the context#im less upset with the DLC btw#if anything it has strenghtend my love for radahn but in SPITE of it#i got my wish to see him less zombie like BUT AT WHAT COST#im gonna CRY#im so normal normal normal#how can a stupid video game character do this to me#FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#..................i would like to be hugged by radahn though#i want to see him in his prime BUT HIM THE REAL ONE#with leonard- with his own will and wits#i want to chew through concrete
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Hello and thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.
Okay, how in the Hell is Lloyd Garmadon's son??
I am about to go off about this because it's honestly bothering me. There are many pieces of evidence pointing against Lloyd being Garmadon's son but there is nothing. NOTHING. Solid enough to really mean anything and it really makes me angry.
Me and my friend just recently got back into Ninjago from originally being into it when we were kids and we have proposed the idea that Lloyd is not in fact Garmadon's son.
Evidence 1:
This man, Lloyd, has blond hair. BLOND. You know what color hair misako had before she became an old hag? and Garmadon before he was fully evil? Brown. They both had brown hair.
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You see this?? You see this shit!!? There is clearly some fowl play here.
Evidence 2:
There is no noticeably evil influence over Lloyd. Garmadon was bitten by the great devourer when he was very young and it almost immediately began to take effect in him. This venom took hold in every aspect of his being, mental, emotional, and physical. This is more speculation than anything admittedly but if it was powerful enough to change his entire completion it would have affected his DNA and therefore would have affected his child.
Evidence 3:
The timeline doesn't fit. Garmadon had left for the underworld a while ago, how old was Lloyd when we first see him? Like 12 maybe, at most. Wu and misako are young adults in the picture above and that picture is from right before Garmadon left for the underworld. Misako I guess could have greyed that much in a little over a decade, but Wu?? No. Absolutely not. Completely impossible for that amount of aging to happen in 13 years at most. This amount of time is a generous estimate.
The Theory
Garmadon is not the father. You know who is? Wu. Lloyd has to be Wu's kid. Wu has blond hair, the same hair color as Lloyd. Misako always seemed more affectionate towards Wu than she did towards Garmadon, even after the second season when he became good again. Wu was there when Garmadon had left and misako had no one. Wu wanted to take Lloyd in off the street and give him a loving family when the serpentine had all left him to fend for himself and when the ninja couldn't care less for him. He went to the entire underworld to fetch his brother, the downfall of Ninjago itself, so that Lloyd could be saved from the snakes.
The Flaw:
Basically the only flaw in this argument is the fact that recessive genes exist. This argument, however, IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE GUESS WHAT FUCKERS THAT'S NOT HOW STORYTELLING WORKS. You don't make a character blond with two brunet parents when the blond is actually from those two parents. And recessive genes also do not account for the timeline of when garmadon left and when Lloyd was born.
The only question we're left with is why. Why did this happen? Why doesn't Garmadon know? Why doesn't Wu say anything?
Honestly, couldn't tell you. My friend and I have some thoughts though. They think that Misako sleeps around a lot and they don't know that Lloyd is Wu's kid. That or they told Garmadon that Lloyd is his son in order to give the dark Lord an emotional attachment to something and therefore a weakness of sorts. Really I'm not sure what to think, I think maybe Misako knows who's kid he is but it's possible Wu doesn't. Potentially Misako was with Wu and she received the letter that was from Garmadon that actually turned out to be from Wu and she decided to dump Wu for Garmadon even though she had already gotten pretty close to him, close enough to make Lloyd even. This theory doesn't go with the timeline but you know it's whatever, that's just a theory after all.
#Ninjago#ninjago lloyd#ninjago garmadon#ninjago theory#misako's a bitch.#garmadon was done so dirty#he didn't deserve anything that happened to him#Misako hate club
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#i wanna explore the jungle pack SO#im thinking of taking them all on an adventure#since their occults i felt like they'd do this kinda thing#rosalie hates dirty places BUT she loves anything historical#and astrid just straight up loves adventure#so i feel like it could be fitting#they have tamlin but hes a hybrid baby he'll be FINE no one judge me ;-;#but i think im gonna get a few more of tamlins milestones first#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#rosalie hart#astrid taylor#tamlin hart
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Kirio: Ocho gave me a "get better soon" card.
Atori: Oh! Well, that's nice!
Kirio: I wasn't ill; he just thinks I can do better?
Ocho, from a distance: Go fuck yourself, Kirio!
#i know chapter 325 exists but i still headcanon ocho and kirio “hate” each other (lightheartedly of course now)#and atori is just like “bruh” to it (also semi-canon headcanon that he's too freaked out by kirio to do anything)#the three musketeers who dirty baal's floor#m!ik#incorrect m!ik quotes#m!ik incorrect quotes#mairimashita! iruma kun#mairuma#mairuma incorrect quotes#mairimashita iruma kun#m!ik ocho#m!ik atori#amy kirio#amy kiriwo#ami kirio
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I think Kalmaar vs. Benthomaar is genuinely one of the greatest fights of Ninjago, alongside Lloyd's first fight with Reborn Garmadon, Wu vs. the Overlord, and Cole vs. Vangelis... even if it's not a long fight and only comes about in the finale... it's SO good I actually ADORE it it's like... ghghgh my Roman Empire <333
#i love bentho .#i hate how crystalized did him so dirty#just . telling us he became a king#i wish we got anything like showing his coronation or smth#ninjago#raine's rambles
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This forced ass el hate 💀
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“The mess she created” we just gonna sit here and act like all of this isn’t Henry’s fault… putting the fault on an innocent 14 year old girl who was abused for her powers like how tf was she supposed to know that opening a portal to the upside down was gonna lead to consequences 💀 she was trapped in that lab for so many years plus that’s on Henry because he’s the one fucking around and she shouldn’t make up for his actions.
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I can NOT stand these people at ALL like this is the reason why i barely interact in that fucking side of twitter.
#I hate will haters as much as el haters but look at my username i’m gonna defend my girl no matter what!#these other annoying mfs gotta stop dragging will tho because not only did he literally not do anything to deserve the hate#they’re doing el dirty and are the main reason why she gets so much hate 💀#also how are you gonna question el’s generosity? she’s literally one of the sweetest characters in the show and to be comparing her to#murray an irrelevant annoying grown ass man… they are not comparable at all lmao#murray is anything but generous tbh#as a matter of fact el is much more than a generous person this girl is out here willing to sacrifice her life to save her friends#she didn’t even know them that long in season 1 and she literally risked her life to save them#the fact that she saves everyone’s ass is what makes her the hero of the show#not only the hero but the protagonist and the character with the most heart#she is beyond generous#stranger things#eleven#will byers#mike wheeler#max mayfield#lucas sinclair
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so, so pleased that over a dozen years ago, I worked with a guy from Staten Island who hated Boar's Head so much that he would constantly talk about what shitty deli meat they had, that to this day when I see them in a store, I avoid buying them. My memories of Joe ranting about Boar's Head turn out to have possibly saved me from listeria contamination. So thanks, Joe.
#to be clear he hated them because he thought it was a poor excuse for deli meat#not because he thought their facilities were dirty or anything as far as i know#i love random things like this that stick with you after crossing paths with people#12 years later and i see boar's head at the store and think Nope! Joe would not approve!
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#ngl ppl who think jl would hate lsz if he finds out he’s a wen are wild#lsz was a fucking baby and had nothing to do with anything lmfao why would he hate him#and don’t try to use jiang cheng as a scapegoat bc jl disagrees with him all the damn time#even if jc somehow found out and hated lsz#jl wouldn’t follow suit#they’re friends and even tho most of you like to paint jl as some little pathetic sheep who bases all of his opinions on what jc thinks#he’s really not#apple babble 🍎#don’t do my boy dirty like that damn#delete later#just venting aksjajsjja
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JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.
#jojo siwa#discourse#Her comment sections are VILE#I actually don’t hate her songs. They’re basically early-2000s new old stock and I like early 2000s music#Is she trying too hard to look like an “adult?” Yes. But that’s understandable.#What isn’t understandable is screaming at children for no fucking reason#and JoJo not helping at all when a girl was hemorrhaging out her belly button#when JoJo’s mother told the girl to “put a pad on it”#I don’t care how afraid you are of your parents; you END that shit the second you see it#I was raised in a cult and I actively sabotaged my parents’ preaching work on multiple occasions#I didn’t know if I’d get kicked out if they found out I did that; the only reason I still have a relationship with them#is because they never found out about my later sabotage#Dad preached to a waitress dangling a cure for her sons’ disorder in front of her nose as incentive to join and gave her literature#So I went to the restaurant with him and insisted I pay for the tip.#I gave her eight dollars and a sticky note with a bunch of keywords about the cult’s abuses to look up#The next time I went there#she said didn’t understand the sticky note and asked me while he was gone what I meant#I hate talking to people especially when I’m under pressure because I trip over my words even when I’m NOT anxious#But her kids’ lives being free of a cult meant more to me than avoiding a momentary discomfort so I gave a quick rundown#She thanked me and heeded my warning basically playing along with me and not saying anything to my dad about it#I was 20; JoJo was about 19 when her show was going on#She had no excuse for allowing her mom to do that.#At the very least she could have said “Oh god I’m so sorry she said that. Please don’t hurt yourself for my show; go to the hospital.”#But no. She didn’t do that. In fact she screamed at children and joked that if they were crying then it was a good show.#Bitch come here and do that in front of me. I double dog dare you. I may only be 5’5” but I fight dirty and I’m angrier than you#Sorry. I guess I do hate her… for THAT specifically.#Like yeah I’ve fucked up with the kids I help and yelled when I didn’t have to but I HATED doing it and tried to do better later#Why someone would SCREAM at kids on purpose for long periods of time for no reason is beyond me
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banging my head against the wall every time an edgy 14 year old boy says that the lore tsubaki or togame is badly written
sry i talked a lot in the tags so it got cut off but basically tsubaki's backstory is amazing i love them i love how they don't give a fuck
#melotalks#melotalks a lot#wind breaker#all of them can tape their mouths shut#bc no togame's backstory during his fight w sakura#isn't just about his “redemption arc”#or whatever#IT LITERALLY SHOWS#HOW HE SHOULDERED#SO MUCH PAIN#AND SO MUCH HURT#SO THAT CHOJI#COULD BE HAPPY#AND SO THAT HIS CHOJI#WOULDN'T HAVE TO DIRTY HIS HANDS#AND THAT HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR CHOJI#he literally calls choji the sun cmon.#don't even let me get STARTED on tsubaki#i hate when transphobic and queerphobic mfs start talking#abt tsubaki#because YES of course YOU wouldn't know#fucking ANYTHING#about how tsubaki's backstory is so important to me#but moreso#to the queer community#who's fucking scarcely represented#and so directly represented#in ANY kind of media#especially in japanese manga/anime
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Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)
I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.
-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-
In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.
Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.
Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.
Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).
The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).
After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.
I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.
Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.
No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.
#i have very mixed feelings about Papy Lupin Original Flavour#cuz you see in the first books he was pretty much like his grandson#a charming little bastard; smug as hell but also charming enough to make up for it#like. an ego the size of the eiffel tower but it's highly deserved#if he robbed me i would just thank him#you wanna punch him in the face but like. lovingly#then around The Hollow Needle he started acting weird#and after that his ego grew into a god complex the size of the eiffel tower and he just lost all the charm#like. just a huge dick honestly.#i thought that was a logical evolution after (SPOILER FOR THE HOLLOW NEEDLE) his wife got brutally murdered in front of his eyes#mere HOURS after they got married and he gave up his whole career as a thief for her#which would be an understandable evolution#but no he's also retroactively an asshole in The Countess of Cagliostro which is a prequel#i guess leblanc just decided 'lupin's a dick now'#which sucks#but on the other hand it's very funny to kinda hate-read The Countess of Cagliostro#i was honestly rooting for Joséphine for most of the book#she is fucking insane which is exactly what raoul/lupin deserve#you know that Mountain Goats song 'no children' ?#'hand in unloveable hand; i hope you die i hope with both die'#or that post that says 'i don't ship them they're too toxic / well i hope they kill each other mid-fuck'#well that's me with them#just reading on to see how many more life-ruining decisions raoul can bodily throw himself at#also leblanc did joséphine dirty!!!!!!!!#LET MY GIRL BE EVIL FOR GOD'S SAKE#none of that 'her fragile feminine nature' and fainting after murdering someone because deep down she can't bear her own cruelty#what the fuck#let her be genuinely unhinged!! let her bash raoul's head in with a meat hammer!!!!#(yes that is something that she tried to do)#anyway. justice for Joséphine Balsamo. god forbid women do anything
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Mmmm Jinx AU where after being taken in by Silco, thinking she's been abandoned by Vi leads to her not latching on to Silco as the most important thing in her life who she must be loyal to above all else, but full on swinging into the direct opposite direction and becoming like Sevika.
[This AU is in part inspired by the idea of Jinx becoming more idealogically like Sevika, but also from OG Jinx's personality.
OG Jinx is a character who's primary drive is her own personal enjoyment and happiness. Which comes from building weapons, causing explosions of all kinds, and pranking Piltoveans.
Jinx doesn't go out looking to kill people, she goes out to to have a good time, and if people happen to die while she's having her good time, then that doesn't really concern her.
Like there's this one quote about OG Jinx that basically boils down to: "If Jinx found a box of firecrackers that had a person sitting on top of it. She'd light the fireworks without even thinking about the person on the box because she was so focused on her excitement about fireworks, that she didn't even notice the person."
OG Jinx has prioritized her own personal enjoyment over everything else, that people potentially dying as a result of whatever she's doing is so completely irrelevant, to the point of her being effectively unable to perceive the potential collateral damage.
It's not even that OG Jinx wants to kill people, or enjoys killing people, it's just that people dying while she's doing what she loves isn't even a linked phenomenon in her brain. Because people (who die) are going to die eventually with or without her actions, so why shouldn't she enjoy herself even if people happen to die while she's doing so.
Jinx's loyalty to Zaun is prioritized in the same way in this AU. People are going to die with or without the revolution happening, so they might as well have the revolution.]
Loyal to the dream of Zaun over any individual leader.
I mean, she still comes to love Silco as a father figure, and he still comes to love her as a daughter, but also much like with Sevika, they're both fully aware that if Jinx ever comes to the conclusion he isn't the person who's the best bet for securing Zaunite independence, she'll abandon his gang and possibly go elsewhere.
Or even more so, if she comes to the conclusion that he's worse for Zaun than he is good, possibly kill him herself.
Which I feel like wouldn't stop him from loving her more than anything else.
I think he'd just consider it another aspect of her that makes her the ideal Zaunite. The ability to put The Cause even before her personal feelings and attachments, something he's still not able to do.
Basically this Jinx thinks of her loyalty to Zaun and her personal love for individuals in her life as entirely disconnected to each other, with Loyalty to Zaun being her default.
Which adds a number of complications to her relationships. Specifically her being totally unafraid to fight to the death against her loved ones without an ounce of remorse, and then thinking of it as a complete non-issue in the aftermath if they both survive.
Like she fully still considers Ekko her friend by the time Vi gets out of jail in this AU. Full on "We try to kill each other on alternating Thursdays, but that's no reason to stop being friends" feelings.
Which also results in her not feeling an ounce of shame in helping him and the Firelights out when it comes to basically anything they do that isn't in direct opposition to SIlco.
I mean, the Firelights are also working towards bettering Zaun just like she (honestly believes) is, they just have different opinions and methods of how to do so from Silco's gang. While also serving different parts of the community.
[And yes, Ekko and the rest of the Firelights have complicated feelings about Jinx in this AU. None of them know where she stands with them.
She'll help them without expectations one day, and then turn around and kill some of them in a confrontation without an ounce of hesitation the next.
Some of them hate her, some have mixed feelings. Others just think she's completely mentally unstable, and shouldn't be trusted considering she seemingly flips between being ally and enemy with no warning.
Ekko's feelings are especially complicated, as you can imagine.]
None of this is to say Jinx doesn't feel just as deeply about the people she loves, as she does in canon. It's just that trauma has convinced her that unequivocal loyalty to an individual vs an idea is a very easy way to be hurt.
Detached logical decision making as a way to avoid being harmed by making emotional mistakes. Which is what she feels is why she failed so much as Powder.
The belief, that she was so obsessed with gaining approval from individuals in her life, she never had a real personal goal to strive towards that she could measure progress and growth to. Resulting in her always feeling like a failure, even when she was doing good, or at least improving.
She's still deeply hurt by Vi choosing Caitlyn over her (as far as she could tell), the Firelights taking Vi, and her accidental killing of Silco while spiraling in the wake of her Shimmer surgery. She's also extremely frustrated by her freak out on the airship where she shoots Eve (pink haired Firelight).
Because she feels like those are instances where she gave into the impulse to emotional over reaction to specific individuals that caused all of Powder's problems.
She was so focused on Vi, and her desire for Vi's approval, that she couldn't fight the Firelights as effectively as she normally would.
She was so focused on Vi seemingly leaving her to go off with Caitlyn that she couldn't focus on fighting Ekko on the Bridge, resulting in her getting far more injured than she normally would have, and nearly not succeeding in getting the crystal back.
She was so triggered by thinking she was seeing Vi on the airship, that she completely lost it and started shooting indiscriminately and caused the job to go south and injured people on her own side.
She was so caught up in her spiral and hallucinations at the tea party, that she shot Silco based entirely on instinctual protective instinct when hearing the hammer being drawn on a gun on her vulnerable loved one, rather than anything intentional on her part. Which she'd previously had always sworn would be the case should it ever come to her killing Silco.
That if Jinx ever killed another of her loved ones, it would be because she knew with certainty it would result in the betterment of Zaun, not because she made a mistake because she was being an over emotional idiot.
I think the only major change from this Jinx's actions in the Season 1 part of the story would be how she went about stealing the Hexgem, and why she did so.
In canon she does so because she failed a job, and felt like she needed to do something big to prove to Silco that she was capable, in order to gain validation from him that she was. Even though he never tells her he doesn't think she's capable, just that she needs to take some time off because she had an episode.
He said "take a mental health day, even if you don't think you need it," and she responded, "so you think I'm a fuck up?!"
In this story. it's more that Jinx is so focused on what she could potentially do with Hextech to help the revolution and Zaun as a whole. That she was already planning to steal some research notes and crystals to get experimenting with it on her own terms, before the job gone south, and the new advancements in Hextech being whispered about for progress day.
Getting her hands on the newest form of Hextech is just her getting lucky.
This also means she doesn't steal it the same way. She doesn't do anything to kill any Enforcers, but she does cause a distraction with what seems to be a box of fire works going off prematurely on "accident".
With her swooping in to steal the notes and hexgem while everyone's busy with trying to contain the panic the fireworks accident is causing to really pay attention to what she's doing.
Which the Enforcers do react to, but everyone but Caitlyn disregards as an accident. As once it's clear that nothing other than a few decorations got ruined and people getting startled came of the fireworks incident.
They're far more concerned with the stealing of hextech that's happened, and Viktor's testimony of a young woman with long blue hair sneaking out of their lab.
With the fireworks incident being dismissed as an accident that's completely unrelated to the burglary of the Hextech lab. Beyond the burglar potentially using it as a convenient opening.
Caitlyn's not convinced, and it's already happened so close to the airship shootout incident, so she still goes down and ends up freeing Vi from Stillwater with some of Jinx's drawings as evidence, from the airship shootout.
Which does mean that her trajectory in the Season 2 part of the story would be a bit different.
She still goes into a depression after Silco's death. Mostly because she feels that she's broken her most important self imposed rule: not killing because of personal feelings about someone, but for The Cause.
She killed Silco not because she felt killing him would make things better, but because she was scared and spiraling and in that vulnerable emotional state, she defaulted to the same way of thinking that had gotten her loved ones killed the last time.
She protected Vi who she loved, and couldn't defend herself, based on gut instinct. And it resulted in the death of another loved one, and the complete destabilization of Zaun.
Now because Jinx is more focused on Zaun than on her personal relation ships, I don't know if she fires on the Council immediately after Silco's death the way she does in canon. I don't really think she would.
I could see her doing it because she's still in the peak of the Shimmer high, which is heightening all her emotions. Driving her to seek revenge on Piltover in her grief. Even though if she could think more clearly, she wouldn't do it, and would instead wait to gather an actual following and doing an organized and planned strike to be the most effective.
But I could also see SIlco's death snapping her back to reality as she sees it. That she simply takes the gem, her guns, and Silco's body and Disappears, vanishing into the night with neither Vi or Caitlyn knowing of the weapon she's built or what she's going to do next.
Which could have interesting repercussions on the story. Considering Piltover's council would to have agreed to Zaunite independence on the conditions of handing over Jinx.
Except the man they made that deal with is now dead, no one (except Sevika) knows where Jinx is to hand her over, and the Undercity is and of itself divided on handing one of their own over to Piltover (to potentially be executed, because of how dangerous Hextech can be, and a lot of the counsel fully thinking Zaunites are inherently dangerous, not to mention thanks to Caitlyn, Jinx is a known weapons builder, so what else do they think she'll do with access to Hextech other than build weapons) in order to gain independence.
I'm sure the chem barons would have no issue handing JInx over, because then they'd be free to divide up territory and completely take over with no one like Silco holding their leash, or PIltover dictating what is and isn't legal on their side of the river in the first place.
Oh the Firelights would be around to oppose them, but they'd never really were able to gain any ground beyond causing problems for Shimmer production.
But I'm not sure how more ordinary people would react.
I mean, in this AU it's pretty well known that Jinx holds the idea of Zaun above anything else, and was willing to help people who weren't affiliated with any specific group, as long as doing so wouldn't harm the independence movement of Zaun.
She's not really shy about expressing that stance, it's just up to everyone else to believe it or not.
Jinx, who would use her high position in Silco's circle to help ordinary Zaunites. Be it from one of the gangs overstepping and trying to start rackets Silco had forbidden, from unjust arrest from Enforcers, or even pointing them in the direction of the Firelights if she thought that was for the best.
Declaring that so long as the help she gave random people didn't harm or slow the march towards independence, helping her fellow Zaunite was helping Zaun, was part of the fight toward an independent Zaun.
She's the Loose Canon, shooting for Zaun and no one else. Loyal to no kingpen or Chembaron, but to The People of Zaun as a whole.
She has a bit of a following even without firing on Piltover or turning the Grey back on them. She's a bit of a living folk hero to some people, especially those she personally helped out of a bad situation, for no reason other than "I could, and doing so doesn't hurt anyone else. So why wouldn't I?"
Not to mention I definitely feel like Jinx would be way more intentionally politically educated in this AU than she is in canon.
JInx as she is in Arcane, never really gave a shit about Zaun's independence beyond what it meant to Silco (and later Isha), and she very obviously never bothered to learn anything about politics. At least nothing Silco didn't force her to learn.
But with Jinx's primary drive being Zaun, I feel like she'd definitely be way more politically minded, and while I do think she would consider turning herself over to Piltover to secure Zaun's independence (in a direct parallel of Vi's willingness to hand herself over to get the Enforcers to leave the Undercity alone to keep her family safe).
I don't think Jinx would actually go through with handing herself over.
Not with the Undercity being actively torn apart by gang disputes in the wake of Silco's death, no way of ensuring Zaun's prosperity after handing herself over, and no way of securing actual tangible betterment of conditions in Zaun even with Zaunite independence.
I mean from what we're told, Piltover's offer of independence was essentially cutting the Undercity loose.
Stopping their dumping of industrial waste into Zaun's water supply, ceasing utilizing of Zaun's air duct and water system for the climate control of Piltover's Hexgate system, release of Zaunites from Stillwater (or at least transfer to Zaunite custody)), and the Kiraman family handing over control of the vents that suppress The Grey over to someone from the Undercity weren't anywhere in that deal from what we're told.
[I don't think everyone on the counsel would have agreed to it if it was, they're all complete capitalists, no matter if some of them value sapient life more than others (Mel, Cassandra) on a conceptual level.
I believe the ones who outright hate Zaunites (which some of them clearly did) would have staunchly opposed if it meant having to alter how they actually approached how they ran their businesses, vs just cutting Zaun loose.
Hell I think those councelors would have gotten even more lax with their business regulations. I mean, Zaun wouldn't have been part of Piltover, and their citizens not their legal responsibility any more.
So why should anyone from Piltover worry about them dying? The trenchers wanted independence and if they can't survive without Piltover's support, how's that anyone's problem but the trenchers?]
It was, if you hand over Jinx, we'll legally make you not our problem any more.
Which I don't think a politically educated Jinx would go for. It would just leave Zaun to the messy power struggle that appeared because of the power vacum caused by Silco's death. None of the Undercity's actual problems would be solved, besides Enforcers no longer being able to harass them.
So the Zaun Piltover conflict would stay more political and less outright invasion than it is in canon as a result.
#arcane#arcane AU#Jinx but give her Sevika's revolutionary priorities and Greater Good morality#also I just kind of wanted to explore a bunch of different ideas that could potentially result from that#like Jinx already having a following in season 1#or Jinx being seen as a kind of hero by the Undercity#or Jinx not firing on Piltover but still killing Silco [because I feel like a lot of AUs have those two things directly linked]#or Jinx not killing enforcers but still stealing the hexgem#or addressing the fact that the offered independence of Zaun isn't really all that fleshed out from what we're shown on screen#and wouldn't have resulted in anything good happening for Zaun if it went through#long post#did I lower the stakes for some of the characters? Sure did#Piltover doesn't have anything other the stealing of a hexgem and the bridge fight to be pissy over#and Caitlyn is there to testify that the bridge happened in part because Marcus was a dirty cop who tried to kill her#and the two witnesses she was bringing to testify about the undercity drug ring she'd dug up and the identity of the hexgem thief#so Caitlyn has no personal vendentta#Ambessa has less leverage to work with when it comes to reasons to let her faction inject herself into Piltover's problems#Ekko and the rest of the Firelights don't all completely hate Jinx and consider her a lost cause#but also you have to keep in mind that Jinx just Has Fishbones the whole time this is going down#he's never been fired in this AU and Jinx ponders everyday if he ever Should be fired but he's around if she ever needs him#also no Viktor cult because he never dies in the explosion and fuses with the Hexcore#Viktor does get Jayce to destroy the Hexcore#and starts becoming the Machine Herald more similar to how he is in the OG lore with automale style prostetics and synthetic organs#so that's one less faction to worry about but also means no way to temporarily retrieve Vander's mind inside Warwick using magic#and no apocalypse threat forcing Zaun and Piltover to work together because that was dumb and a complete cop out#Ambessa's Noxian forces never get as involved because Piltover never goes into martial law because the Counsel is alive and well#so they're not a major threat either#Jinx does still find and connect with Isha and heals her inner child via bonding with her#which does have her stop holding the people she loves at less of a distance and opens her up to actual reconciliation with Vi and Ekko#rather than her just completely disconnecting herself from how her actions affect her personal relationships
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the worst texture to touch isn't microfiber btw. it's wet shower curtain
#i think that's probably where part of my aversion to showering comes from. in the apartment i lived in before this one#we had a shower curtain. torture#not only is it horrid to touch it's also disgusting. showers are horrible bacteria mold boxes#i haven't used our shower in probably two years now because one day i got the most intense ick ever#i shower in the bath lol#the shower also hasn't been cleaned since then because i hate it i'mnot going near that. i clean everything else#my brother still uses the shower which lowkey makes me hurl. it's so dirty and disgusting but that man will never clean anything ever#if i didn't clean he would live in filth#anyway what was i talking about#rayrambles
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