#he has one

[jesuistrestriste]

art donaldson full-on steals your panties from the laundry basket when you’re not home.

he would never admit it to you, but there’s certainly been more than one occasion where he’s taken your underwear from the hamper and balled it up in his fist before pressing it into the lower half of his face and just huffing it.

his face will scrunch right up; his pretty brows all knitted and his eyes fluttering shut.

you usually smell so clean. so fresh. like strawberries and cream, or daisies and sandalwood.. stuff like that. so there’s just something so fuckin’ dirty about smelling the way your body marks your clothes with your own sweat and fluids. it’s rich and it’s heady and it’s so good.

art loves it.

the smell of you—the scent of you—is like his kryptonite. it boils a heat in the depths of his gut and makes his cock swell instantly. he’ll sniff every inch of the fabric like a damn dog, pushing his nose into it as he fists the ache between his legs until his back arches and he squirts; pretty little whimpers and loud groans pouring from his chest as his head tips back.

sometimes he’ll come on top of his stomach, still breathing in your musk, and other times he’ll come all over the pretty fabric still clutched in his hand. he glazes it with his spend, bucking into the soft cotton material, and biting down on his lip when he thinks about how weirded out you would (probably) be if you found out he did this sort of stuff.

he can’t help himself— it’s like a compulsion. but as long as you don’t find out about his perverted little habits, he has no intention of stopping.

[gumdropsss]

I THINK LYNEY HAS A PRAISE KINK

LYNEY HAS A PRAISE KINK I REPEAT LYNEY FROM GENSHIN HAS A FUCKING PRAISE KINK YOU CANT DENY IT HE WORKS ON A STAGE IMAGINE HIM GOING BACKSTAGE TO HAVE YOU PRAISE HIM ABOUT HIS SHOW AND HE GOES NUTS ABOUT IT IT'S CANON IT HAS TO BE. like imagine it's backstage, and he sighs bc of how tired he is, to then have you pamper him with kisses, and care AND PRAISE. THAT MAN WILL GO WILD. pls do tell me if i should make a fic on that to kind of get away from the depressing stuff for awhile LMAO n y ways i have to go finish a draft 🏃 💨

[ask-steven-stevenson]

gently hands you the million

okay now❤️

“Easy. I don’t have one.”

“However, Idite did help me during the wedding.. so, I suppose points there..?”

[izayoichan]

The little one. 🎶

(I did update my game, and well, since @herecirmsims made some poses for an infant that I could test, of course I did. (No this is not in the story, its in their happy save, they have adopted kids already! =

[apersononearth011]

matt sturniolo reveal ur secret tumblr account challenge

[bonefarm]

Little dishrag man day 1 vs day 3

[wondersky]

About to go crazy at this madewell sale 🤪

[clown-demon]

((Fuck it, we're drawing Nikolai in a Budgie onsie.

[snapescloaca]

ok thats enough radblr for now time for the daily reminder that snape has a cloaca bye

[3thedrisin3]

Fucks sake Daniel 😭😭

[babymyleopard]

how do you live like this

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman