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tuttle-did-it · 5 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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kiryuing · 7 months ago

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#and so milgram was born #milgram #meme #Jackalope #hope no one has done this already #this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song #about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope .#which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now #i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan #I'm sorry to disappoint

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blackbatest · 4 months ago

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my most controversial batman opinion to date

#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan #imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone #to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero #bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself #but thats too deep for a shitpost #batman #cassandra cain #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #mine

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foolsocracy · 6 months ago

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identity reveals are always fun

#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis #theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it #also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically #Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name #and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways #and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life #and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do #teen titans #fab five #donna troy #wally west #dick grayson #garth of shayeris #roy harper #dc #dc comics #my art #everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 4 months ago

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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

#lmk season 5 spoilers #lmk spoilers #lmk season 5 #lego monkie kid #lmk #macaque #liu'er mihou #six eared macaque #sun wukong #monkey king #qi xiaotian #mk #li jing #anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first #but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes #i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist #Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT #like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair #POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings #macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt #MK NOOOOOOOOO #im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS #which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually #not explicitly shadowpeach #but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike #lion king reference! :D

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its-your-mind · 18 days ago

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#tim drake #red robin #robin #dcu #dc comics #timsteph #timber #timcassie #curse you dc for making two regular fixtures in Tim’s life be named cassie and cassandra both shortened to cass #do any of the rest of these mf have tags #prolly not #this is so much responsibility #redlynx #timdar #timtam #HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ALREADY A SHIP TAG #NOT ONLY WERE THEY IN A SITUATIONSHIP FOR MOOOOOST OF RED ROBIN #LOOK AT IT #TIMTAM!!#SO GOOD!!!#anyways every time another hot person kisses tim drake and he’s like ‘wtf’ and then ‘hmmmm this is not a good idea prolly’ take a shot #like dick grayson is Known for being flirty or whatever (a perception discussed in Detail elsewhere) but tim is (still) SEVENTEEN #and has been in SEVERAL serious relationships and also a few situationships and also had several ill-advised kisses #anyway the reason that timkon (and to a lesser extent jaytim) will always be my faves #is cuz tim can be All Of Himself #and he couldn’t be in p much any of his earlier relationships really #also kon (and Jason when he is Less Murdery) are caretakers and tim Needs That Shit #and he also needs someone to pour all of his Immense Loving Heart into loving and kon and Jason both Need That #they can be So Normal about each other #anyways ty for coming to my tim drake romance ted talk

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dcxdpdabbles · 3 months ago

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Danny: Welcome to Danny's comics, how can I help you?

Damian: I require the assistance of SpaceGhost. That is his handle for an online Catacomb Master profile. The web page said he could be found here

Danny: That's me. You're a bit young to be into the Wizards and Wands fanclub, though.

Damian: I am not part of that ridiculous club. My elder brother, Timothy, on the other hand, is a fool enough to dress like a wizard and fight imaginary dragons on a weekend.

Danny: Ah. That makes sense. So what can I help you with, buddy?

Damian: I am not your friend. I am barely a acquaintance.

Danny: dully noted

Damian: I've come to request your presence on July 19th for a private in person session for Timothy.

Danny: Um, I don't know. I would have to close the comic book store and-

Damian: I shall pay you twenty thousand dollars. I have ten of it now. Cash. *slaps open suitcase on counter*

Danny: Count me in! What's the address?

The night of Tim's Birthday

Damian: I have purchased Timothy a private entertainer for his birthday, as requested, Stephanie. He is in there now setting up, so it is best we do not enter until the session is over

Steph: Leaping Lizards Batman, I was joking about the stripper!

Damian: *slow blink* I was supposed to get a exotic dancer?

Steph: Wait, if it wasn't a stripper what did you hire for Tim?

Tim running past dressed like a wizard of old: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. SPACEGHOST IS MY IDOL

Damian: I read his diary and found multiple hearts around his Catacomb Master handle name. Timothy has been obsessed with his online videos since before learning of Father's second identity.

Steph: This is somehow worse than a twelve year old booking a stripper.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Wand and Wizards is the same asdungeon and dragons #Danny has been a streaming Catacomb Master since he was ten #Tim first watched him when he was nine.#Dead tired #Damian went out and got Tim a good present #Damain is closer to his sibs in this au and uses thier FULL first name

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band #man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely #(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though #'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst #look scully your people are out there #just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something #(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now #if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc #(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this #who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please #(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)

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lemonpoet · 1 month ago

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More of The Good Ending AU! ft EuryMene baby and Godparent Polites (YES HE LIVES TOO!)

#epic the musical #epic the musical fanart #epic polites #epic: the musical #fanart #polites fanart #polites #Polites has been holding him for over an hour #Eury wants his son back #Mene is just glad for the help #I accept name ideas for the baby #Polites lives #he doesn’t die in the cave #artists on tumblr

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marigoldendragon · 21 days ago

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The twins really took one look at Ernesto's flags and said 'red is my favourite colour'

#yes I'm using his english name #I'm sorry Fellow fans #if it makes it any better I headcannon he has like 20 different names #twst #twisted wonderland #is my art

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Vanny regrets living at the FNAF pizzaplex even more now..

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itsdefinitely · 3 months ago

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i've noticed a pattern

#stanford pines #gravity falls #arthur lester #malevolent #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma #bill woodward #hatchetfield #grian #i havent actually gotten very far in malevolent so that's basically a guess. but john seems like he'd be an eldritch entity #maybe he was human once but he doesn't seem like it now #also if arthur has any distinguishing traits erm. whatever #i have never drawn watcher grian before and i didnt watch evo so :P #there are two guys named bill in this image #i chose these characters to give people as much whiplash as possible and its working

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varpusvaras · 2 months ago

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Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

#roy harper the certified villain fucker #he has a very specific taste #dark haired criminals with a traumatic past whose names start with a j #everyone: roy blink twice if you are in danger #roy: awww guys he isn't like that anymore-#everyone: he shot someone in live tv last week!#roy: everyone makes mistakes! and the guy didn't even die!#everyone: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER #roy: YES IT DOES #dc #jayroy #roy harper #jason todd #arsenal #red hood

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dadvans · 5 months ago

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seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.

#if your fandom has a guy named eddie then he has to be put in gay little situations #those are the rules

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cup-o-stars · 4 months ago

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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤

(Featuring way too many drawings)

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sillysiluriforme · 2 months ago

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From war vet to mercenary to super nanny, Placide has had some questionable career choices.

#silu's art #miraculous ladybug #mlb la terreur au #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #mlb fanart #placide it #ml gorilla #HIS NAME IS PLACIDE GUYS HE HAS A NAME #placide

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