#he had to be american
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i have a confession:
i’ve been playing/watching my older siblings play cod games since i was way too young, bo2 defined my childhood, and i remember sobbing at the end of mwii (09)
i just found out roach isn’t american. he’s british.
idk why this entire time i thought otherwise but i am reeling.
#he gives off american vibes right#i am so upset over this#all because i was looking up stuff about sign language and was curious about if he’d use asl or bsl#and i found his wiki and bam#british#modern warefare ii#call of duty mwii#gary roach sanderson#call of duty#cod mwiii#roach cod#i think i assumed that since roaches are more common in the us#he had to be american#i dunno man i was like 8 when we played/watched it#going dark. i can’t deal with him being british. (/j)#discount bin thots
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can't do this one as a poll bc there's endless choices but if you're in college/university or went to college/university what's been the most fun/enriching class you've had?
#for me it wasn't fun but the most enriching one I've had was the history of racism#learned a ton in that class#I also really did enjoy my history of american religion course even though the professor was a tough grader#he shattered my ego a couple times lmfao
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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#kiku#yamato#ワンピース#I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh#(日本語のペラペラ人:俺は文法とか書く方とか間違ったら教えてください😅ありがとうございます)#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... 🤔#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also ⚧️ ... o.o#(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol#notably for media *from* that language#same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day#(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi 😅))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki#also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation#uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead#meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl#they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing#I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho
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when everything's made to be broken (i just want you to know who i am) by @hoteadepresso pt 1
‘Stop.’ Will forced out, shaking his head in disbelief, hurt painting his features ‘Mike, that’s not funny. It’s mean.’ He thought he was joking. Mike was throwing his bleeding heart onto his floor, and he thought it was some sort of a prank. Fuck. ‘You really think I would joke about it?’ his voice sounded like it came from far away, weak and broken. His hand twitched, yearning to touch Will, to take his hand, to brush his fingertips against his warm skin for just one second even if that was all he could ever get.
late happy birthday present for Alex, the bestestest person out there!!!
a little bit of backstory; Once upon a time user @hoteadepresso wrote a fic (click here!!) (read it, its fucking amazing!!!!!!) which I immediately wanted to make fanart of, so, ofc it took me like, over a year to finish just this pt 1 <33
thus, the artstyle changes, which are a thing in this thing
#happy!!!! birthday!!!! cant wait to see u tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxxxx#byler#will byers#stranger things#mike wheeler#st5#my art#byler fanart#will byers fanart#also this had long haired mike at first but#changes were made#also#a genuine question#to americans#HOW do your windows work#is it physically possible for mike to get himself into that room#bc i was basing this on the fact that mike is cat liquid#the biggest supernatural thing in this is mike getting on the garage roof of the steve's house and into that room#yeah#mike's hairy legs are a paid actor actually bc i dont think he could grow these#all the hair is on the head for this guy#oh and yes the byers are living with steve#bc#yes#forced proximity is the shit#HOWEVER#forced distance?????? the food of gods#oh and the next part is in the works#see you next march 6th maybe#if the quality gets absolutely wrecked im offing myself
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Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto
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#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus leshnerr#snap scans#i dont scan ever please forgive me for. Everything jvAE:KJ i tried my best to match the purple as how it looks in person#i love the purple used for this whole comic .. its really nice#all the comics have different colors its neat yall should check it out if youre able. its a lovely silly collection#BUT GIRL PLEAAAASSSEE IM CRYING#as a part of my Visiting My Family For The Weekend trip my bro and i went to the store#and i told him about the wolverine cat comic and the whole collection and he found it while we were browsing ....#naturally i got it. because i love the idea of cats being heinous freaks ESPECIALLY to my faves#this all did happen because of a cat. btw. phoenix possessed one while scott and jean were baking a cake#which had everyone trying to catch it. leading to. this. jWLRAKJAWRLKJKJ#this is 1000% has 'we'll be back by 8PM please keep the house clean' vibes i'm sobbing LIKE WHERE ARE THEY RETURNING FROM#also can i just say ... i love it when american comic book characters get the manga treatment#idk i just love it ... i esp love how wolverine's drawn in these comics but. this aint about him#i just wanted to gush about my favorite old people LIKE PLEASE CHARLES IS GOING TO HAVE A STROKE I SEE IT#the fact they still got that goofy lil 'welcome back charles and erik' banner im going to be sick. theyre the whole mansions dads#anyway i have an assignment to do. because my prof hates me Who The Fuck Makes An Assignment due At 12:59AM#bye bye hpoefully ill be back with my own doodles ajvlekjla
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Transgender illegal alien in prison
#im sorry I had to when I saw that clip#im not even american#what the heck is he babbling about#the full quote by trump is#“she wants to perform transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison”#if you didnt know#i like my transgender alien#doctor who#doctor who meme#classic who
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lmaoooo the kuroken is strong with the crunchyroll subs
#im too tired to find the manga panel rn to double check what the og translation is#but i dont think this was the exact wording lmao#kuroken#overall the crunchyroll subs are the best ive seen between the formats ive watched#i only have a few complaints so far#(why wont they give me 'devour every scrap of their bones'??? and sighhh 'man who walks ahead of me/hes always one step ahead of me' doesnt#hit the same in any of the subs ive seen but meh)#both my american and japanese theater experiences had subtitles that i literally couldnt understand what was supposed to be#happening at parts lmao#just like there was no context given or it was too literal or just actually wrong at times#so this version has been MILES better#everything is understandable and the jokes are actually funny lol#(i still dont get why they dont just copy the manga translations for the most part. iirc the actual japanese is the same across both so why#not make the translation the same too)#garbage dump#x
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Do you hear the sound of my heart breaking for Logan? He deserved so much better in his home race 💔
#i am in kevin magnussen’s walls#the way that his race engineer had to assure logan that it wasn’t his fault makes me want to cry#it just feels like every chance logan has to finally show what he can do gets cruelly snatched away from him#the motorsport gods need to have mercy on our poor little american boy#f1#formula 1#formula one#logan sargeant#ls2#miami gp 2024#miami grand prix 2024#williams racing
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they're going to target
#idk american stores I had to ask my brother lol#engie tf2#engineer tf2#scout tf2#teamfortress 2#tf2#engiespy#practical espionage#why does he call you babygirl#meme#dadspy#I GUESS#my art#tf2 fanart
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)
the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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CHUNSIK MY BELOVEDDDDDD
#im korean american and BRO#when i tell you that i was so fucking excited and happy#i actually cried bc i got emotional thinking about it all 😭#the language i hear everyday being shown to an international audience n shit :((( waaaahhh its so cool man#my culture as well :(( i was so fuckin happy (i shared so much random korean shit on my twt LOL)#i died when q said he had a surprise for acau and mentioned the eggs bro#like holy shit YES A KOREAN EGG 😭😭😭 ITS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED BRO#I USED TO PRAY 😭😭😭#i love chunsik sm he’s such a polite lil gentleman :(((#he dug tina n her horse out when she fell in a hole …#placed blocks when she missed a jump to a ladder …#and opened a fucking door for her 😭😭 he’s such a sweetheart#i love him sm u actually dont understand#anyway normal tags now LOL#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp chunsik#chunsik fanart#chunsik the egg#qsmp korea#he is my everything 😭🫶#my art
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WAHOOO IM OFFICIALLY THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN 'MERICA PFFT Have Hapsta for my day of birth >:3
#my art#im not even American so ive had the ability to drink since i was 18#still wont but its funny i can officially drink in the LAND OF THE FREE *eagal screech*#undertale#undertale au#mettaton#au mettaton#mettaton neo#(?)#mettaton ex#i still dunno what one he is#ghost mettaton#hapstablook#happstablook#my oc art
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could you do some gothcleats? pretty please
anyone else haunted by snowballs at school dances? no? just me okay
#i'm aware what time it is but idc i did this while updating baldurs gate lmao#dndads#dungeons and daddies#gothcleats#lincoln li wilson#scary marlowe#one school dance is not enough i know my school had a few a year but i *know* american schools LOVE dances let them be awkward and have fun#norm would be scheming he'd have written their names on that fucking clipboard#he and taylor would bring it right to erica like call em girl please#for anyone who doesnt know what a snowball is this makes no sense but essentially#there'd be two clipboards by the dj: one for music one for names paired together for slow dances#every so often the dj (another student) would slow down the music and call 'snowball' meaning EVERYONE would form a big circle#and the pairs called would move into the centre for the slowdance portion it was MORTIFYING#(this was middle school not high school but still#my artwork
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Find somebody who is as excited about you as Alan Alda is about stingless bees.
#i'm cleaning off my desktop of my screencaps and i'd forgotten about this moment and it made me emotional again#so i didn't want to delete it without putting it on my blog first#for context i was transcribing an oral history of the scientist pictured here and the minute he said he'd been on screen with alan#i had to drop everything and find the exact episode he was on so i could watch alan get excited about stingless bees in panama#it was a very productive day as you might imagine#alan alda#scientific american frontiers#calls of the wild
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wait say more about georgian bruce wayne please
batman au where everything's the same but bruce's parents were georgian entrepreneurs that moved to gotham city with help of some very distant american relatives
#in other words what if bruce wayne had big beautiful brown eyes#“but deck wayne is not a georgian surname” no its not they took their american relatives' last name in the process of assimilation#their actual family name is walishvili#doesnt change much about him since he was born after they immigrated (and also died early lol)#but sometimes you'd just see a comic panel with batfam having khinkali for dinner#also possibly my best self portrait ever#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#deckdraws
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I believe in immortal scully in the sense that scully doesn’t die. However I also believe in immortal mulder in the sense that every time he dies (and it happens fairly often), he just resurrects. RIP to everyone else but he’s different. presumably because he doesn’t know how to leave scully alone for any extended period of time
#in the past three seasons mulder has flat lined from an alien virus. been exploded in a train car and brought back via Native American#shamanism. had his death predicted by an otherwise infallible death psychic. and I’m probably missing some!#and of course. the Other One#wait I’m pretty sure he flatlined in beyond the sea too! what’s wrong with him!#the x files#chime in with your favorite mulder deaths!
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