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Remember when I said my job description is 'fake it till you make it'?
It was not a joke
I am currently filling out a report for a meeting I was not in because for some reason Mammon is unable to do it.
#he fucking owes me#the moment I see him he's done for.#good omens rp#beelzebub#good omens#rp account#ask beelzebub#beelzebub speaks#GO
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last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash
#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny#like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’#talking#trigun#this is actually 100% true btw /srs#after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around#but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment#anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway#komiks tag#assassins creed#shaun hastings#desmond miles#this is almostttttttttttt shaundes#but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same#go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than#Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time#ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back
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Hi guys. I’m behind on JRWI-Tober. Here’s my progress so far.
1) Riptide
2) Fave PC
3) Fave NPC
4) Campaign swap
#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jrwi wonderlust#jrwi the suckening#jrwi blood in the bayou#oh god tag wall incoming#gillion tidestrider#chip jrwi#jay ferin#runt jrwi#timothy rand#emizel tucker#drey ferin#troy lougferd#blink jrwi#jrwi-tober 2024#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi podcast#jrwi bitb#guys I really like them a lot#first time drawing a few of these guys (mainly cuz I just watched them for the first time lmao)#lighthearted#Rand they will NEVER make me hate you#Troy… I could start hating you (maybe eventually) but you’re safe for now cuz you’re weirdly charming for being a BITCH#Runt my sweetie pie#BLINK MY SCHMOOPSY HOOTSY POO <333#dude if condi condifiction has to flavor a character and they have BIRD MOTIFS I’m COOKED he is so fucking good at doing that#I owe Condi my life for Jay and drey and blink. trio ever.#TV’s art
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can you imagine trying to villainise a character who, despite the world and the legal system supposed to protect him actively trying to kill him, coming out on top? whose murder charge is killing an abuser? I'm ??? like what the fuck is your damage you cretin
#andrew minyard#ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD#if i see one of you fuckers try to tell me hes irredeemable#its on sight#abuse survivors dont owe you pretty or perfect recovery#ESPECIALLY when the legal system is kicking them while theyre already down#choke on my fucking cock
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everyone's favorite menace to society
#why is he Like That#i love it. i adore it. but he should not be allowed to be the sole provider of Everything <3#hes a fuckin scammer... the Fruitiest scammer around...#at least he is To Me <3#also his apparent one-sided beef with eddie is so fucking funny#'theres only one bushy-browed sideburn-havin working-man in this town!!!'#scribble salad#welcome home#i really didnt expect howdy to be so... well! you all know!#again: i love it. im glad the neighborhood has a guy like him to spice up the place#when you meet the business man... you must shake him by the hand....#his bargaining & coupon game must be Top Fucking Tier#buy something From him & you're gonna leave broke#buy something With him and the store owes You money
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I'm worried that I only saw what I wanted to see. / What can I do to make you believe me?
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 10 / Ep. 12
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#userrain#uservid#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#insert ai di buffering image here#third gif i swear to god chen yi put your fucking bedroom eyes AWAY.#he really said two can play the flirt-to-intimidate game#and he won that round.#okay but on a serious note hearts broken all around watching ai di believe he will never be & could never be loved by chen yi#ow. 💔
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charles better than me cause if i had to feel a coin tear through my brain AND get shot and paralyzed all within the same half hour AT BEST i would be so petty about it to erik until i died
#xmen#xmen first class#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#hes SO much better than me omfg#it wasnt HIS OWN brain that was physically being ripped in half but still fucking OW#but yeah thinking of this again cause i got drawings planned and i was just. really thinking about it#like bitch oh my godddd charles you poor man. charles' no good very bad day fr
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he is a blorbo to them
#kuroshitsuji#black butler#ran mao#lau#ciel phantomhive#my art#constantly thinking about how o!ciel just seems to have blorbo status with them#they saved his ass after the r!ciel reveal even tho they didn't need to? that's because they look at him and they see their pathetic meow me#ow#they watch him just to see how he's gonna fuck things up next. they eagerly await him getting worse#he's their problematic fave
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i have a special kind of annoyance for people who say fall out boy (or any band!) look “sad” or “bored” because they’re standing still while playing or have a serious expression like. just say you know nothing about them and also have zero respect for neurodivergent people and/or people who’ve had surgeries that restrict their movement and go
#sorry idk if it’s the neurodivergent part of me that’s like !!!!!! THEY DO NOT HAVE TO PERFORM EXPRESSIONS FOR YOU !!!!!#or the fact that like. i know about joe’s back surgeries and that he has explicitly stated why he doesnt do all he used to on stage#also deeply irrtates me when people pick on pete and say he’s ‘clearly so bored’ because he has a concentrated expression while playing#he does not owe putting on a big facial expression or anything to ANYONE just. please stop.#anyway i got a comment on youtube and its the same shit i see from this kind of person so often#and . i wish we would just leave people alone. both joe and pete have explicitly stated they’re having a great time#just fucking let them do their thing. they dont owe you a big fake performance to prove it.
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#me thinking edvin actually did something bad seeing ppls comments but he's just living his life and did nothing lol#people really always find things to complain about and then wonder that he posts and interacts less with us#congrats you're part of the problem#how dare he attend a fashion event with his gf and experiment with fashion at said fashion event#how dare he didn't post a picture where he's smiling that must mean he's super mean now#you gotta smile and always be grateful to your fans even when they act shitty and you don't actually owe them anything#no matter if he's proven time and time again that he cares so much and is the sweetest loving person#i honestly am living for his 'rebellious' giving no fucks phase and i hope he really doesn't fucking care what ppl are saying#i hope he keeps living his life that gets people mad and posts whatever he wants you go boy! don't let em stop you!#personal#edvin ryding
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You know I was talking with my friend a while back and in light of restoration... Can we just talk about how good Doc is? How, in s15, when the others retired, he went on to find other ways to help. How he has failed over and over, gotten shit on over and over, gotten his mind fucked with over and over, and yet that man never stopped trying to help people?
Even at the very end.
#rvb#he saved donut#and he saved wash#my two favorites#doc#my darling dear#i owe it all to you#you have my heart my whole heart#killing him off was fucking bold#especially like that#wash lived because of doc though#donut lived because of doc#he got so much crap and yet#he never stopped trying to help#even when it cost him his life#rvb doc#frank dufresne#docnut#docington#also hear me out: medic donut#the fact that he hadnt even been back with them long before he died#wow#ouch#rvb restoration#rvb spoilers#rvb restoration spoilers#rvb season 19#red vs blue restoration#doc youre a real one
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Hey hello!
Here are some colored doodles of the fun little DHMIS bodyswap idea thought up by the very fun, very smart @escargon! I did them way back when and wanted to finish them up to add to the fun lol.
It was sooo much fun to draw and I hope I made it clear whos who by the body language/dialogue but if not! I put a helpful little diagram in there. Also,as well, I think if Duck had access to a relatively-normal sized body like Reds’ that duckman is dressing up and NO ONE can stop him. So that’s the last two.
#DHMIS#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis duck#dhmis red guy#dhmis yellow guy#I have SOOO MUCH TO SAY ABT THESE BC THIS CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO MY ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT#so im just putting it here bc. i said everything nessecary I think.#anyways i think yellow in reds body would just be crouching down the whole time. not used to the height and is a lil scared of standing up#also think he would mouthbreathe so hard he'd get the whole front of yarn wet itd be disgusting shkdsh#i think either ONE of them in yellows body is like 'OW WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE A MIGRAINE'#and I absolutely think Duck in Reds body would be a literal actual monster#He would let the new height go to his head SOOO FAST its not even funny like. just absolute menacery#and obligatory getting to wear normal clothes of course. again. mad with power imo.#also i DID draw but didnt finish the idea that Red would hate both of the other twos clothes. like just be so viscerally uncomfortable#i drew a lot of stuff that didnt make it here but yknow what thats just stuff only my good friend Bear shall know i suppose............#my dhmis postings#me art
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frequent questions i keep getting on the bigeneration au(s):
-why don't ten (point five) and eleven tear each other apart/beat each other to death with hammers/eat each other
eleventh hour starts like normal, since they can't exactly leave while the tardis is redecorating, and then rory's like but how can they be here?? how can the raggedy doctors be real?? they were a game?? you made me dress up like the funny one all the time?? and ten's like sorry what. the funny one? and rory's like yeah uh [points at eleven] the funny one and the uh. um. [looks at ten] the uh. hot one. and That's How It Starts. every single interaction is an opportunity to show eleven up. does he want to beat eleven to death after they've spent longer than an hour together yes of course but good god the spite of it all. the DRAMA. the whole of leadworth knows him as The Hot Doctor. the ponds and clara ADORE ten. they love him so much. like sure he's a massive dick but compared to eleven he's the nicest guy in the world. he's incredibly suave and incredibly smooth and is capable of dressing like a normal person and literally everyone keeps commenting on it. sometimes he goes off on his own just bc the ponds throw him a party when he comes back. eleven keeps trying to get him killed and he just keeps slipping out of danger and it drives eleven up the fucking wall
-why does twelve allow eleven to travel with them
he simply does not notice him. just constant white noise. he's not clara and therefore he's insignificant. the three of them keep going on trips and then clara and twelve leave before he gets back to the tardis and it's not even on purpose they just literally forgot he was there. one time they accidentally leave him in victorian london while visiting the paternoster gang and he gets a boat to new york and ends up spending ~50 years with the ponds and when he finally gets to modern day london a century later clara's like huh you look different did you change your coat. and then hell bent happens and twelve finally throws eleven out (eleven didn't get wiped and twelve isn't gonna live with that reminder) and eleven retaliates by showing up to every single one of his lectures. the only reason he isn't dead is because missy would definitely find out about it and twelve can't deal with how incredibly smug she'd be
#doctor who#also imagine two tens in the 50th#10.5: please stop telling them i'm a zygon you're gonna get me shot#11: no ❤️#i really love the thought of the s9 three parter happening and 11 turning up with an iced latte like what did i miss#also he definitely gets left behind on skaro too. whoops aykdhsjshjs#missy's like you owe me for helping your younger self get off that planet bc fucking hell#and 12's like what are you talking abt he wasn't even there in the first place#bigeneration au(s)#they're all different timelines obviously#which is incredibly fun. a dozen aus for the price of one#doctor who spoilers
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Desperate times ask for desperate measures aka I find myself unsure of how I am going to pay my rent & bills this winter so I am wondering if anyone would be interested in exchanging some money for my drawing services? I don't do prints cause I don't know how lol but I can mail you the actual drawing. Here's some of the stuff I've drawn this year:
I can draw your blorbo, your bias, your mom, anyone really, just need a good reference picture. Price would depend on the picture, the size, if it's b&w or coloured and shipping (i live in the EU). If anyone's interested lmk and we'll figure it out together? 🙏🙏
#i do have a job but its fucked rn#my boss owes me nearly 3k for previous months but he cant even pay the business bills so idk when i'll see that money......#bro has like 30eur in his business account rn i am laughing but also crying#it will get better in spring but i need to get there somehow and the job market aint great i must say so i'm trying this first#im so tired#send help#im gonna take a nap now#epikdraws
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Dan had to post that sappy shit today of all days I'm actively CRYING they've done so much for us just by being visible and out and HAPPY in front of our very eyes and I'm SO PROUD OF THEM like my god I'm not okay in the slightest but this community means so fucking much to me and to know the world tried to knock them (and all lgbt people really) down SO MANY TIMES and got so close to knocking Dan down, but he made it through and he's here and queer and filled with such JOY and LAUGHTER and they give the laughter and joy to us whenever they share a bit of content and it's so much it means so fucking much... we all went through so much shit.... I need a hug fucking hell I'm literally crying
#phan#dan and phil#dnp#I have tears streaming down my face I was not ready for it#first day of my period I am so sensitive today why would they do this to me#if Phil says something I'm gonna fucking die I fear#DANIEL HOWELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME#fucking hell he'll never know how much he changed my life#I need to get the WAD quote tattooed cause it truly gave me the courage to keep fucking going when life was so bleak#I owe them SO MUCH of my laughter over the years it'ws ridiculous#I'm crying so hard ahaha#wow this shit hit me
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