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Remember when I said my job description is 'fake it till you make it'?
It was not a joke
I am currently filling out a report for a meeting I was not in because for some reason Mammon is unable to do it.
#he fucking owes me#the moment I see him he's done for.#good omens rp#beelzebub#good omens#rp account#ask beelzebub#beelzebub speaks#GO
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last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash
#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny#like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’#talking#trigun#this is actually 100% true btw /srs#after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around#but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment#anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway#komiks tag#assassins creed#shaun hastings#desmond miles#this is almostttttttttttt shaundes#but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same#go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than#Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time#ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back
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Hi guys. I’m behind on JRWI-Tober. Here’s my progress so far.
1) Riptide
2) Fave PC
3) Fave NPC
4) Campaign swap
#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jrwi wonderlust#jrwi the suckening#jrwi blood in the bayou#oh god tag wall incoming#gillion tidestrider#chip jrwi#jay ferin#runt jrwi#timothy rand#emizel tucker#drey ferin#troy lougferd#blink jrwi#jrwi-tober 2024#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi podcast#jrwi bitb#guys I really like them a lot#first time drawing a few of these guys (mainly cuz I just watched them for the first time lmao)#lighthearted#Rand they will NEVER make me hate you#Troy… I could start hating you (maybe eventually) but you’re safe for now cuz you’re weirdly charming for being a BITCH#Runt my sweetie pie#BLINK MY SCHMOOPSY HOOTSY POO <333#dude if condi condifiction has to flavor a character and they have BIRD MOTIFS I’m COOKED he is so fucking good at doing that#I owe Condi my life for Jay and drey and blink. trio ever.#TV’s art
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How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#christian horner#for the blacklists#I recognize that christian horner in a gifset is NOT the kind of content people in ricnation are looking for rn#debated posting this but fuck it#me 🤝🏼 daniel: two bitches that love a depressing song lyric#it's about breaking free from a toxic relationship and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs#and that it can take a long time to recognize the dynamics at play in those relationships#and removing yourself from that situation can be just as hard and that just kind of epitomizes daniel with christian for me#in the return to rbr I think daniel trusted that CH would at the very least be straight forward and upfront with him#even if the end result wasn't what daniel wanted or hoped for#daniel could handle not getting the rbr seat#but something he couldn't handle was the truth that the one person he believed he could trust was gaslighting him and using him#and daniel had a light bulb moment - the point where you realize that sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to walk away#and so he got out#also this is obviously my interpretation of a relationship that I have zero insider info on and maybe they are chill now#as always…thinking too deeply about people I don’t know in the tags#also i recognize that this song is actually about a tiktok hype house but whatever rbr are that immature so it fits#this is my first go with this type of editing in PS so if you have any tips on style and execution i'm all ears#Apparently i also owe CH an apology bc i was so sure he didn't shake daniel's hand pre-race in singapore but he actually did and i missed i#during the breakdown i was having anyway fuck him still
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can you imagine trying to villainise a character who, despite the world and the legal system supposed to protect him actively trying to kill him, coming out on top? whose murder charge is killing an abuser? I'm ??? like what the fuck is your damage you cretin
#andrew minyard#ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD#if i see one of you fuckers try to tell me hes irredeemable#its on sight#abuse survivors dont owe you pretty or perfect recovery#ESPECIALLY when the legal system is kicking them while theyre already down#choke on my fucking cock
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everyone's favorite menace to society
#why is he Like That#i love it. i adore it. but he should not be allowed to be the sole provider of Everything <3#hes a fuckin scammer... the Fruitiest scammer around...#at least he is To Me <3#also his apparent one-sided beef with eddie is so fucking funny#'theres only one bushy-browed sideburn-havin working-man in this town!!!'#scribble salad#welcome home#i really didnt expect howdy to be so... well! you all know!#again: i love it. im glad the neighborhood has a guy like him to spice up the place#when you meet the business man... you must shake him by the hand....#his bargaining & coupon game must be Top Fucking Tier#buy something From him & you're gonna leave broke#buy something With him and the store owes You money
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I'm worried that I only saw what I wanted to see. / What can I do to make you believe me?
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 10 / Ep. 12
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#userrain#uservid#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#insert ai di buffering image here#third gif i swear to god chen yi put your fucking bedroom eyes AWAY.#he really said two can play the flirt-to-intimidate game#and he won that round.#okay but on a serious note hearts broken all around watching ai di believe he will never be & could never be loved by chen yi#ow. 💔
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If there’s one thing you should never do - it’s make a bet with someone like Mauga.
It was a stupid decision to promise him absolutely anything he could ever want if he beat you. You should have seen the dangerous glint lurking in the crimson of his eyes, the grin curling his lips when he shook your hand - you should’ve declined his offer in the first place.
Note to self - never prank your boss to win a bet. Not only did you lose said bet, but Akande had you on desk duty, too.
Although, you don’t find yourself hating the repercussions all that much. It’s almost hard to stay mad at Mauga when he’s smoothing his palm over your exposed belly, his fingers occasionally dipping down to tease the band of your underwear while he busies his mouth with the plush flesh of your tits.
He makes his way down at an uncharacteristically slow pace, his sharp canines grazing your gentle flesh as he presses open-mouth kisses down your body. Your eyes flit down to find his staring right back at you - a dangerous hunger in his gaze that almost has you kicking your panties off yourself.
Mauga’s hair trails his shoulders when he leans to hook his thumbs into your waistband, pocketing that souvenir for later before he parts your legs, spreading you wide so he can get a good look at you. He opens you up for him, like he’s unwrapping the best birthday gift in the world.
“D’aw, look at that.” He purrs, his head dipping between your thighs to trace his tongue over your cunt. “Soaked. Just f’me?”
Your head is dizzy, pussy clenching painfully around nothing. Mauga’s voice not at all helping your terminal case of horny when all you want is something thick and hard filling you up. He hoists you down his bed by the ankles so that he can sling your legs over his shoulders, grinning down at you in a malicious way that told you that you were likely leaving this room with a limp of some sorts.
“Make the most of it,” You huff, trying to remain indifferent despite the incessant throb between your legs, “After this, I’m never making another bet with you again.”
Somehow you both know that’s a lie.
#katies thoughts 💭#mauga overwatch#maugaloa malosi x reader#maugaloa malosi#mauga ow2#mauga x reader#ow mauga#overwatch mauga#mauga#cw: smut#overwatch 2#overwatch x reader#smut#cw: suggestive#cw mature#mauga is a munch I fear#a scary one I fear#he eats it for breakfast lunch and dinner#and for a sweet treat#got me FUCKED UP
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charles better than me cause if i had to feel a coin tear through my brain AND get shot and paralyzed all within the same half hour AT BEST i would be so petty about it to erik until i died
#xmen#xmen first class#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#hes SO much better than me omfg#it wasnt HIS OWN brain that was physically being ripped in half but still fucking OW#but yeah thinking of this again cause i got drawings planned and i was just. really thinking about it#like bitch oh my godddd charles you poor man. charles' no good very bad day fr
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Gif from @fyeaheddiemunson
His eye contact is so intense it drives me INSANE
#joseph quinn#emperor geta#gladiator ii#you’re awful i love you#I would say the most outlandish shit to him that would definitely get me stabbed#he can put me through a table ill tell you that much#how do i ask him politely to slam me into a wall?#STOP looking at me like that#I could never act with him because I’d probably fucking break character too often and get fucking fired#THE MAN DOESNT BLINK#big beautiful Bambi eyes#put those things away man now is not the time#swoon city#heart eyes motherfucker#yo you handsome#awooga#ow ow ow!#I would cat call this man in the colosseum and he would have me murdered and I’d welcome it
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he is a blorbo to them
#kuroshitsuji#black butler#ran mao#lau#ciel phantomhive#my art#constantly thinking about how o!ciel just seems to have blorbo status with them#they saved his ass after the r!ciel reveal even tho they didn't need to? that's because they look at him and they see their pathetic meow me#ow#they watch him just to see how he's gonna fuck things up next. they eagerly await him getting worse#he's their problematic fave
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i have a special kind of annoyance for people who say fall out boy (or any band!) look “sad” or “bored” because they’re standing still while playing or have a serious expression like. just say you know nothing about them and also have zero respect for neurodivergent people and/or people who’ve had surgeries that restrict their movement and go
#sorry idk if it’s the neurodivergent part of me that’s like !!!!!! THEY DO NOT HAVE TO PERFORM EXPRESSIONS FOR YOU !!!!!#or the fact that like. i know about joe’s back surgeries and that he has explicitly stated why he doesnt do all he used to on stage#also deeply irrtates me when people pick on pete and say he’s ‘clearly so bored’ because he has a concentrated expression while playing#he does not owe putting on a big facial expression or anything to ANYONE just. please stop.#anyway i got a comment on youtube and its the same shit i see from this kind of person so often#and . i wish we would just leave people alone. both joe and pete have explicitly stated they’re having a great time#just fucking let them do their thing. they dont owe you a big fake performance to prove it.
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#me thinking edvin actually did something bad seeing ppls comments but he's just living his life and did nothing lol#people really always find things to complain about and then wonder that he posts and interacts less with us#congrats you're part of the problem#how dare he attend a fashion event with his gf and experiment with fashion at said fashion event#how dare he didn't post a picture where he's smiling that must mean he's super mean now#you gotta smile and always be grateful to your fans even when they act shitty and you don't actually owe them anything#no matter if he's proven time and time again that he cares so much and is the sweetest loving person#i honestly am living for his 'rebellious' giving no fucks phase and i hope he really doesn't fucking care what ppl are saying#i hope he keeps living his life that gets people mad and posts whatever he wants you go boy! don't let em stop you!#personal#edvin ryding
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7/8/20 tornado near Ashby, MN
#from mike marz whom i owe my life#he posted a black and white version of this one today which reminded me that the original is my favorite picture he’s ever posted#so fucking amazing#severe weather#tornadoes#tornado#minnesota
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You know I was talking with my friend a while back and in light of restoration... Can we just talk about how good Doc is? How, in s15, when the others retired, he went on to find other ways to help. How he has failed over and over, gotten shit on over and over, gotten his mind fucked with over and over, and yet that man never stopped trying to help people?
Even at the very end.
#rvb#he saved donut#and he saved wash#my two favorites#doc#my darling dear#i owe it all to you#you have my heart my whole heart#killing him off was fucking bold#especially like that#wash lived because of doc though#donut lived because of doc#he got so much crap and yet#he never stopped trying to help#even when it cost him his life#rvb doc#frank dufresne#docnut#docington#also hear me out: medic donut#the fact that he hadnt even been back with them long before he died#wow#ouch#rvb restoration#rvb spoilers#rvb restoration spoilers#rvb season 19#red vs blue restoration#doc youre a real one
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